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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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lily March 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm

Face palm, I honestly believe a large majority of dog owners have or at least have thought about screwing their dogs.We had one woman come on here talking about how she loved smelling her dogs feet.
Last neighborhood I lived in had your average pit nutters living next to me…4 pits chained outside, 3 young children, nobody working because they were both “disabled “and collecting welfare, constantly throwing loud drunken parties, fighting with each other at all hours of the night, ect, ect…
Anyway the woman woke me up banging on my door because she wanted to call the cops.I was nosey and listened.Apparently she came home early from her moms and walked in to find her husbands pants down and one of the pits dragging its ass across the carpet…I told the whole neighborhood.

Canetoad March 25, 2015 at 1:14 pm

Owners of dogs that cause road accidents should receive hefty fines. There is always too much focus on the damn dog and not on people who have been killed or injured or who have all the hassle of having no vehicle and claiming on their insurance.


If they can’t find the owner, the dog should be euthanised if it survives causing the accident.

Canetoad March 25, 2015 at 1:17 pm
Canetoad March 25, 2015 at 1:33 pm

What always amuses me about dog rescue sites is that they can feature the most butt-ugly, vicious looking pit bull and refer to it as ‘this sweet boy’ or ‘this sweet girl’. And putting a bandana on them apparently makes them more adoptable!

mfatpony@aol.com March 25, 2015 at 2:05 pm

Canetoad it’s a scientific fact that putting a bow tie or cute collar on a pit bull makes them docile.

dogsfromhell March 25, 2015 at 2:45 pm


I thought it was appalling as well that the dog recyclers would seek “dogless” homes with no regard for whether or not there might be children present. If the recycled dogs ( which are more than likely mainly pits) are not capable of being with other dogs, they certainly would be a hazard to children.

mfatpony@aol.com March 25, 2015 at 3:28 pm

In the name of the all mighty pit god. All other house pets and children , neighbors and even the ones taking them in as fosters or adoptiing are expendable to save the poor misunderstood pitty.
Those dogs in Detroit are street dogs. Totally unsocialized. Your small dog or house cat looks like dinner. Your wobbly toddler isn’t far up the food chain either.
All dogs picked up over the age of 6 months that are not micro chipped should be destroyed.

mfatpony@aol.com March 25, 2015 at 4:29 pm

Lily, Micky has quite the female following. He must be hung like a horse.

zoop March 25, 2015 at 5:39 pm

Did anyone see this yet?


The comment section is saddening. In crazy dog lover land, if a child enters the yard of a neighbor, they *deserve* to be killed by a dog.

Nutty dog people are always saying that dogs are like 5-year-olds, but could you imagine if the situation were reversed? If the boxer entered the child’s yard and was sniffing around, and the child beat it with a bat in the face, they would want the child executed. They wouldn’t say “Oh, he was just protecting his yard like a good kid.”

What is probably most bizarre is that the man wants to keep this dog that tried to kill a child even though he has small children himself. It’s not like this dog just nipped at the kid, it attempted to maul him.

What I want to know is how the victim’s dog was able to enter the fenced-in yard that the boxer was in, as the boy entered the yard to retrieve his dog, according to the story. The dog appears to be a small breed, so it’s not like it hopped the fence. There had to be a big gap in the fence, which means the boxer could have potentially escaped itself, or it meant somebody let it in the yard.

I wonder if the 9-year-old child of the boxer owner let the kid onto the property. The claim from the 9-year-old that the 5-year-old was always kicking and punching the dog makes no sense – how can you punch and kick a dog kept behind a wooden fence? And if he was mean to the dog, why would the 9-year-old let the kid in the backyard?

A post on another article from someone claiming to be Scott Wade stated that the kid did let the little boy in the yard. It makes me wonder if the 9-year-old lied about the incident in order to protect his dog.

mfatpony@aol.com March 25, 2015 at 5:44 pm

Zoop, the Comments are just sick. I hope none of those sub humans have children. The human time.

dogsfromhell March 26, 2015 at 4:03 am

It looks like a pit mix

mfatpony@aol.com March 26, 2015 at 6:31 am

If you don’t have a fence around a pool in your yard and a child drowns you can find yourself sued. The same should apply to a dog. Invisible fences should be banned. They fail on a regular basis and do not protect anyone who might cross the line by accident.
As to the claims of the dog owner. Who lets a child come over and punch and kick their dog/god/child ?
The story reeks. Kids playing and some mix went fight club. Blame the vicitm save the dog.

RJD March 26, 2015 at 6:54 am

Did you know that pit bulls are actually safer than chihuahuas. Umm as for ugly yes there are some ugly dogs due to humans intervention and breeding for certain traits. All dogs bark if they didn’t their packs wouldn’t be alerted to food or danger.Yes dogs smell.(unless you use this magical device called soap.)Dogs can be aggressive it’s part of every animals nature including cats its for protection. Dogs need attention no one should ever get a dog unless their willing to spend time with them, dogs need companionship just like humans.Also when I was five I got my my arm torn into by a a dog.The dog , Rottweiler and something mixed, it bit deep into my arm causing me to get twenty-four stitches it was terrible. I’m not scared of dogs I love them I don’t understand why people who have no history with dogs are scared.They only look for the bad parts in animals.The dog that bit me was a guard dog it protected its area if a animal or person enters a dogs domain they should be smart enough to realize that animals are meant to protect its their nature.The dog was never put down and continued to serve as a guard dog. I apologize for the rant I have a strong passion for animals and children and when either are brought into discrimination I tend to react.

dogsfromhell March 26, 2015 at 4:03 pm


1)Of course Chihuahuas are little shits that will bite but they won’t kill you or rip your arm off. I’d just kick the little bastard down the stairs.
2)All dogs bark that’s for damn sure but I’m not part of the “pack” and don”t need to be alerted to food or a squirrel romping by so just shut it down. Dogs are pointless
3)You must be immune to the smell of dog because even after a bath they just smell like wet dog.
4)I just knew you had to bring up cats in there somewhere. Why not ferrets?
5)If aggression is part of all dogs nature then they do not belong our living environment.
6)If the “guard dog” that attacked you was so effective at being a “guard dog” why did it mistake you for a criminal?? LMAO
7)Keep you “guard” dog away from my children.

dogsfromhell March 26, 2015 at 4:08 pm

Who lets a child come over and punch and kick their dog/god/child

Who lets a a dog maul or kill a child??

If the child was in fact punching or kicking it, why didn’t it punch or kick back? Rather, it goes into kill mode. Apples and Oranges

mfatpony@aol.com March 26, 2015 at 4:20 pm

When my Aunt’s floor rat bit me on the heel it’s teeth got stuck in my boots and I scraped it off on a doorjamb.
I guess the new excuse for a pit/mix/lab/boxer is that it is a guard dog just doing it’s duty. Dog’s don’t have domains. They are kept in their owners yards or hoarded in apartments. It is the duty of the dog’s owner to control it all times. Or have it penned in such a way it doesn’t pose a hazard to human life and limb.
And yes DFH we must always add cats.
I’m looking for the page that keeps track of packs of feral cats pulling a human apart or the herd of frenzied floor rats that mauled someone giving CPR and killed them.
Oddly I just keep getting reports of pitbulls/ pit mixes/ lab/mixes and boxer /mixes.

mfatpony@aol.com March 26, 2015 at 4:26 pm

DFH my point is this evil child who deserved to be savaged was abusing their dog why did they allow it to go on.
Nothing more than a lie made up at the moment to keep fido from getting the needle.

mfatpony@aol.com March 26, 2015 at 4:54 pm

I don’t do laundry at home. Hard water does not describe what it does to our clothing.
Today was a real treat. Midway through the fold in comes a nut with her Service Dog. Usually It just annoys me which is how it started.
A Service dog is not walked on a retractable leash. It does not look at everything and it does not require the user to put a bowl of food and water in the middle of the walk way. The woman kept telling the dog to sit and it was obvious the dog probably didn’t know it’s own name let alone a command. She would push the thing down and say sit and stay and lay down all in one command put down the retractable handle and the dog would jump up and bolt out the automatic doors. It had on a standard service dog vest and some type of ID. I was watching the owner as she was trying to decide what to do. Again the dog goes bolting out the auto doors this time into traffic. The dog is then stuck in the car. All the while this woman has a running dialog with the mutt telling it knows what it’s supposed to do and to be a good dog. Although she spent a lot of time yelling BAD DOG, BAD DOG, BAD DOG. I was cracking up. Her buddy caught me and shot me the old stinkeye and I just kept laughing. So I’m taking my clothing out and loading the car and she comes up sans dog and starts telling all the things that bad dog keeps doing. She dropped a load in her pants when I just replied I ‘d get rid of the beast if it was mine.
As I backed out I seen an older gentleman walking without the fake service dog garb as it lunged and barked and pulled him along.

sugary spice March 26, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RJD- Half of your post is honestly not worth replying to, but I see that you have fallen victim to the stupid pit bull fanaticism. Pit bulls are not “safer” than chihuahuas. The comparison between pit bulls and chihuahuas is not logical. Pit bulls do far greater damage then what a chihuahua could do. Pit bulls should be done away with forever.

There is no excuse for a dog to bark (annoy) people. Dogs don’t have anything special to tell me or anyone else. Most dogs just bark at nothing or when they want more food/attention and therefore become a nuisance.

I agree that a lot of people don’t have the time to properly take care of a dog. I don’t understand people who claim to “love” dogs so much, yet they barely even take care of or clean up after the stupid thing.

lily March 26, 2015 at 6:33 pm

The Almighty Dog can do no wrong.Who are we to question the wisdom of Dog?Surely the kid had it coming.


If anybody can read that whole page and NOT get angry you’re a better person than I am.

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