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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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dogsfromhell October 13, 2014 at 1:02 pm

Pony I agree. Building inspectors and other code officials typically write enough tickets to support their salary. I guess AC officials who are also known dog cultists aren’t that smart. They sure aren’t honest so that’s not the issue.

mfatpony@aol.com October 13, 2014 at 1:57 pm

New device. Dogs with multiple complaints about barking. Bark monitor that is affixed to dog like a collar that can record the number and intensity of barks over a 30 day period. Longer if the animal offends repeatedly. First 30 days of monitor are free after that a rental fee or dog surrendered. No more ‘ It wasn’t my dog’.

i know doggers. They can make the commitment to keep the mutt quiet for a few days. Maybe a week. 30 days and they don’t have that kind of commitment.
There could also be wall units in apartments of dog owners.
No shocks, no vibrations just a device to record what the dog is actually doing and if it’s a problem.

And that was supposed to be 10K per bite to a human.

mfatpony@aol.com October 13, 2014 at 6:21 pm

Moron neighbors have or course released their moron dog to chase and bark at who knows what. I often pray in my own little atheist way that it latches onto a rattlesnake or a coyote looking for that late night snack comes by. I think I would get actual pleasure out of hearing this mutt scream in pain as it was disemboweled by the local wildlife. Maybe that loose pitbull will swing by and kill it.
One can only hope.

monica October 13, 2014 at 11:19 pm

This was on local news today . More pitt drama . Read it and tell me what you think of the volunteer saying its not the breed its the people. Also she said hes sweet and all that good stuff, ya ya whatever and diamonds are cheap.


NAOMA October 14, 2014 at 2:36 am

I went to the on-line story and also found this: Dog Owner Gets 15 Years to Life in Fatal Pit Bull Mauling of Palmdale Woman 15 YEARS TO LIFE IS A VERY LONG SENTENCE…

NAOMA October 14, 2014 at 4:41 am

Texas nurse’s dog being quarantined for Ebola
She has Ebola — and her little dog might, too. Pretty nurse Nina Pham, 26, was identified Monday as the first person infected with Ebola inside the United States, as attention shifted toward her pet pooch, Bentley. Hazmat workers suited up Monday and removed the Cavalier King Charles spaniel from Pham’s Dallas…I SEND THIS

monica October 14, 2014 at 5:23 am

She probably took her suit off improperly because she didnt take him seriously . They just thought he was just another uninsured american . Ive had that treatment and im white. And also as I watch fox news I see our suits are cheaper than the ones in Africa.

mfatpony@aol.com October 14, 2014 at 11:56 am

Naoma. the dog needs to be destroyed and incinerated. We don’t know how it is spread or if the virus will mutate if given a rich new playing field.
Animals used in research are monitored from beginning to end.
Right now the important thing is to stomp this virus out before it gets into our country beyond the human cases.
Horses with EIA can spread the disease even when showing no symptoms. It’s more than possible to have this happen with Ebola.
It’s not just dogs and cats. It’s the possibiltiy of it getting into the rodent, bird population and any wildlife.

StopTheDogMania October 14, 2014 at 12:01 pm

Here is the story of the little dog that belonged to the nurse with Ebola in US:


I guess they won’t destroy the dog. They will ”watch for signs of the virus” while being kept in a cage. Why put any humans that take care of the dog and their familes in danger of catching Ebola from a dog??? What in the world is going on?

NAOMA October 14, 2014 at 12:04 pm

I have no problem with “putting dogs down” even if it an almost
infinitesimal chance that it could spread this awful disease — say
goodbye to your dog and MOVE ON. You can always get another
dog. A human you love — well, a little hard to duplicate that one.

mfatpony@aol.com October 14, 2014 at 12:09 pm

Monica on the pitbull stabbing. My gut tells me this dog has been an issue for a long time. I’ve told more than one stupid dog owner out here that the next time I’m going to take their mutt out. It’s not random.
I hate dogs but don’t go around looking for a reason to shoot or stab them. Neither does anyone else unless there is some extreme mental illness. Dog owners in general are always innocent and so is their mutt no matter what it has done. And if you’re going to shut down a pit a knife and a shovel are the last things I’d take to do it.
It seems some witness say it was self-defense. Pit owners are all delusional about their sweet little puppies. Everyone should be on high alert about any pits in the area.

monica October 14, 2014 at 12:35 pm

Kinda reminds me of when they post pictures defending pitbulls. They always have a puppy or a grown dog looking pitiful. But they never show it in action. Those dogs are killers period. Its in their dna ! Saying its how the dog is raised is like saying if you raise an african in germany their skin will lighten or theyll adopt physical traits of germans. Theyre bogus . Please lord send them to an island

mfatpony@aol.com October 14, 2014 at 3:01 pm

Pit bull behavior is part of their DNA. They were bred to be animal aggressive , to grab, hold and shake. individuals were selected for their willingness to do that in spite of the injury or pain they might be subjected to. Poor and intentional breeding of individuals to be even more aggressive and include humans as targets were chosen by the drug and gang. Literally breeding weapons. A pitbull is built and programmed to do one thing and it ain’t watch the baby.
The sad thing is if pits were made illegal in all 50 states the pitwits would simply find another foul dog breed , give it a false history, post pity pictures and the carnage would simply carry on.

NAOMA October 14, 2014 at 4:04 pm

Great comment, Monica. “IF ONLY.”

lily October 14, 2014 at 4:47 pm

Unless they plan on sending the dog to the CDC to be quarantined it should be nuked from space.And as bad as this sounds I wouldnt mind a strain of ebola that effects dogs and their idiot owners….as long as the shit doesnt get airborn.
I do feel bad for the nurse though since its not her fault they were unprepared to handle this.People seem to think if Emory can handle Ebola all our hospitals can and thats so far from the truth its scary.The CDC has invested alot of money and time into Emory so their researchers have a place to go incase of infection.I lived in Atlanta for a large part of my life and can remember seeing the hospital performing training exercises along with the CDC.

mfatpony@aol.com October 14, 2014 at 5:40 pm

Number one Ebola is to contain and stop the spread. Wait and see doesn’t cut it.
During the Vesicular Stomatitis outbreaks I had a horse quarantined at the ranch 10 miles away and couldn’t move her. They don’t mess when it’s livestock and shouldn’t when it’s the family pet either. Notice one of the first things done is to stop travel. Something else neglected here but sadly off topic.
Considering the close contact of a housepet and the doggers need to have the mutt swab their mouth in daily love fests workers who handle Ebola cases should either find a place for pets out of home or be prepared to have them put down.

mymaypo October 15, 2014 at 9:12 am

I don’t like dogs either. Or their owners. Beachwood Canyon in Los Angeles has turned into one giant piss bucket. Also the owners bag the dog’s poop and when no one is looking, they throw it onto someone’s lawn . Pigs!

NAOMA October 15, 2014 at 9:17 am

WOW: mymaypo — I have heard of people with no manners, but that takes the cake!!!! Throw crap onto someone’s lawn. Never did
happen to me — I live in a rather private community — no gates, but few come in unless they live here. I’d chase someone down and (with gloves) pitch the bag back at them. Few have dogs, but one man came into our cul de sac with his dog (walking it) and I told him we
do not “allow dog walkers here.” HE LEFT. I may have spelled that cul de sac wrongly, but please excuse.

Christian Woods October 15, 2014 at 9:27 am

Judge judy last night addressed the stupid argument that pitbull owners have.
Remember she owns dogs, and even she doesn’t aggree with the whole “Oh but my dog baby sists for my kids!” or “This is his first time!” argument, and she said it herself on last night’s case that was about a dog attacking another dog and almost attacking kids.

NAOMA October 15, 2014 at 9:33 am

Christian — I always enjoy your posts because I do not always get
to watch JUDGE JUDY. She really know how to RULE on her cases and is a delightful person to watch. Thanks for your INPUT!!!

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 10:43 am

I love Judge Judy. The pitwit on that show was priceless and exemplifies why these dogs should be illegal. Doesn’t matter if it’s the breed or the owner. Neither are capable of self-control. The majority don’t seem to have any way to even pay financially for the damage their dog does.
The case Christian talked about the woman was in the car with her baby. And still that man tried to turn it around and say his dog got hurt and they were only playing.
As to the floor rat mentioned. I had a friend who owned one of those things. IT used to get under tables and sofas and bite your legs. I punted it one day when she was out of the room. Never came near me again.

NAOMA October 15, 2014 at 10:46 am

LOVED THAT STORY ABOUT JUDGE JUDY. She is really great to watch — she won’t put up with any “nonsense!”

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 12:16 pm


And so it continues. More misunderstood nanny dogs who were most likely so traumatized by not having a baby to love went on a rampage.

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 12:19 pm


This is an excellent blog that reports dog attacks. Worth subscribing for the email updates.

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 12:22 pm


Hope this one works. if not you can just google it.

kn October 15, 2014 at 12:28 pm

That Modesto mauling is making my blood boil! When is the insanity going to stop? This country needs to ban all pits, ban the breeding, and exterminate the pit bull type. All of them!!

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 2:55 pm

kn. You would think the world would be on fire with the daily news of yet another pitbull or bully breed killing or maiming a human or someone’s pet. And yet the only airtime we see is the poor pit that was just a victim of circumstance and was always a good dog.

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 3:08 pm

What other breed of dog do you hear about where the owners are picking the remains of other dogs, cats and humans out of their dogs maw and still defending that dog’s right to live.
I’m not just talking about the current pit killed someone story. It’s repeated every time some dog murders someone and the pitwits come out of the woodwork looking for sympathy for the DOG.

sugary spice October 15, 2014 at 3:35 pm

A bit off topic but since it is being discussed – Isn’t Judge Judy a fake show, or at least just shown for entertainment purposes? Why would someone go on national television to have their case ruled by “Judge Judy”? I am not saying that she is not a real judge, but the show is obviously scripted like a comedy with her snarky comments and the plaintiffs/defendants seemingly “acting stupid” on purpose. I am not a fan of court shows or most shows on TV.

Just putting that out there. But I agree with her opinions and rulings regarding pit bulls/dangerous mutts.

NAOMA October 15, 2014 at 3:39 pm

Sugary Spice — all those “reality shows are faked and staged. I
occasionally watch her just for her comments. I used to work in
the field of law and get a kick out of anything relating to the courts.

mfatpony@aol.com October 15, 2014 at 4:46 pm

Sugary Spice. The people drop their lawsuits and agree to mediation. I believe there is a fund paid that is split depending on the verdict.
Judge Judy is a very real judge. I’m sure the shows are edited to fit the time slot.

I simply find hte doggers on these shows priceless. That and the willingness of the people that appear to air their laundry.

kn October 15, 2014 at 8:16 pm

mfatpony, I just can’t understand what makes people so blind to reality when they defend killer dogs. This seems to be a contemporary phenomenon. Can you imagine this mindset in the 1950s?!?

Monica October 16, 2014 at 12:02 am
lily October 16, 2014 at 11:20 am

Good ol’Cali…good food, beautiful scenery and weird ass laws when it comes to pets.Pitbulls are pretty much an acessory over there yet ferrets are illegal.

Monica October 16, 2014 at 12:40 pm

Ya california has crazy laws. So many people have died from pitbull attacks and so many are euthanized everyday and yet there is no ban. Anything that kills needs a licence and a clean record to own at the least. We cant walk around with guns here but skinny anorexic women can walk around with pitbulls that weigh as much as they do. I went on a website that was talking about texas and them adopting Justins law. It may be old but there were comments and a pitbull lover commented and said id like to know what this jusin did. Kinda like one woyld ask what this dog did. I dont get it. Why is so much hate showed towards kids when they get mauled to death. Is it that the truth that finally comes out and the pit lovers cant handle so they lash out at victims? There needs to be more protection from these dogs!

lily October 16, 2014 at 2:22 pm

My state is right behind California when it comes to pitbull attacks but shooting nuisance dogs is more acceptable here so its usually the owners and their family members who get mauled.I wish to god I had my handgun on me when my neighbors dog bit my leg because I can guarantee you I wouldnt be sitting here listening to it bark right now.
And I dont know what idiot dog owners have against kids because in my experience dogs are more intrusive.I’ve heard some horrid kids in stores and such but thats just a mild annoyance since I dont live in stores or movie theaters.On the other hand there is nothing I can do to escape the noise coming from my neighbors backyard.Sometimes I wonder if I could shoot the dog and blame it on PTSD.

NAOMA October 16, 2014 at 4:38 pm

RE: DOGS and EBOLA.Can dogs carry Ebola? – Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk › News › World News › EbolaThe Daily Telegraph
Oct 9, 2014 – Following the uproar over the killing of Excalibur, an Ebola patient’s dog in Spain, experts state there is a risk of canines carrying the deadly virus.

mfatpony@aol.com October 16, 2014 at 4:47 pm

New Mexico allows you to pretty much take down any dog you feel threatened by. If a dog is loose and causing me problems and approaches me. Especially the pit type I consider them vermin.
Beloved family pets are at home not roaming and menacing. I’m not going to wait to be attacked to do something. Pits don’t send I’m going to attack and maul signals.
Lily your case is the reason so many of these disputes rocket out of control. After the 2nd or 3rd complaint AC should realize they need to act. My neighbors and I will never see things the same way. No real common ground ( thank goodness) But the dog issue is like a raw wound that keeps negative feelings stirred up. Which makes even common courtesy you show to anyone difficult to achieve.
I’ve witnessed children I though should be on leashes in stores.Possibly have anti-bark collars on. They aren’t mine and should the neighbors decide to let their kids bark at 11 pm into the wee hours of the moring CPS would be here in a flash.

mfatpony@aol.com October 16, 2014 at 5:19 pm

Yes Naoma. Dogs can The lines blur when you ask if they can then pass it on to humans. There simply isn’t any reliable data one way or the other. Until there is all pets in the homes of Ebola patients should be considered as possible carriers and euthanized .
Healthcare workers should be instructed before caring for any patient with this virus to board of find a temp home for their pets. Family and children at home should exclude them from contact with any Ebola related issues.
have you ever noticed in pictures. People hold their cats. Doggers have to have the mutts tongue slobbering all over them.

Monica October 16, 2014 at 5:53 pm

I dont even french kiss my husband like some dog owners kiss their dogs. Its so nasty . And if you tell them its gross they just say well everyone does it. Ya every low life dog owner. I feel so bad for that nurse#1 but would if she had ebola on her shoe and the dog licked it and kissed her ?? The dog looks like trouble

mfatpony@aol.com October 16, 2014 at 7:27 pm

Right now it’s better to err on the side of caution and not let emotion dictate how a situation is handled. Dog owners who think that is too radical should think it though. If this is not contained and gets into the pet population their dog or cat might end up testing positive and be taken in the future. The short-sighted decisions being made in this are appalling.
Who is going to monitor this dog for life and pay for it ? If a dog can be a carrier and asymptomatic common sense says it needs to be destoryed.

mfatpony@aol.com October 16, 2014 at 10:16 pm
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mfatpony@aol.com October 16, 2014 at 10:59 pm

Lily. Since AC refuses to address your situation you might look into a civil suit. Keep logging complaints. Judgements are often very hard to collect but you can then put liens on his home, car or go through the process to garnish wages. I guess it just depends on how vindictive you are over having your life ruined by some dogger and their untrained mutt.
I have lots of good stuff on my neighbors. If they start letting their dog out to bark for hours again I’m going to get more and then file.

I would also have the name of that lazy worthless AC officer and the ordinances he/she refuses to enforce. I have no idea if you can name them in a lawsuit but it would intersting to find out.

mfatpony@aol.com October 17, 2014 at 6:34 am
zoop October 17, 2014 at 9:50 am

If the dog can be used for some sort of research and kept contained for however long is needed until it can be determined for certainty that it does not have the virus, I can see keeping it alive to learn from it.

If it is thought that testing the dog is too risky/expensive and no one wants to do it, then it should be put down. It would be the same whether the pet is a cat, lizard or bird.

I like pets myself, but it seems people just get too crazily attached to animals to the point they cannot live without them. It’s common to see on websites people proudly stating they would choose their dog or cat over their significant others and it’s just sad.

The Spanish nurse with Ebola’s dog was put down. However, a dog that her dog played with was adopted out. This is just infuriating:

“But finding Tronco a willing owner would not be an easy task — especially since no test currently exists for dogs to confirm if they have the virus.

“It was like something out of an 007 movie when we brought him here, we tried to make sure that we prevented a big fuss about what was happening,” Esteban said. “We didn’t want another case like Excalibur.”

Even when they did find Tronco a new home with a person who recently lost his own dog, workers at the charity made sure word of his possible Ebola status didn’t spark panic among locals.
“Even the pictures that we showed of Tronco were taken when he was just 2 months old to make sure nobody can identify him when he’s taken for a walk in the park by his new owner,” Esteban said.”

Yes, let’s put the public in possible awful danger because putting down a pet is “too sad” (even though shelters put down thousands of pets per day). The people who adopted it out should be arrested for being so irresponsible.

Reading the responses on pet websites about the decision to adopt this animal are awful. People proudly declaring they would risk exposing their friends, family and neighbors to ebola because they cannot live without their dog, cat or whatever other pet. It is gross.

Then again, studies have shown a lot of pet owners care more about animals than people


naoma foreman October 17, 2014 at 11:20 am

I loved your post about “French kissing your husband.”
If theses dog worshippers kiss their dogs — remember dog’s tongue
probably just licked his butt. This makes me laugh so hard when I
see that ugly tongue coming out for a kiss. That might make a good
“Porno Pet Film.”

mfatpony@aol.com October 17, 2014 at 12:44 pm
mfatpony@aol.com October 17, 2014 at 12:47 pm
naoma foreman October 17, 2014 at 1:04 pm

Off the wire! Well – Tara Parker-Pope on Health

Can pets get Ebola?
If so, which ones? What are the symptoms and treatment of Ebola in pets, and can pet owners get it from them?
Asked by jarucasper@comcast.net • 73 votes
Ebola is primarily an animal disease. Its natural reservoir is probably fruit bats, which can live with the virus without getting ill. Gorillas, chimpanzees and humans all die rapidly after getting infected.

Ebola is found in some hunted African animals, including forest antelopes and rodents. Pigs, guinea pigs, horses and goats have been infected experimentally and either had no symptoms or mild ones. Ebola has not been found in any African felines, such as lions, so cats may be immune.

Dogs living with humans apparently can get infected. Although the virus itself has not been found in dogs, antibodies have been detected in their blood, suggesting the dogs had survived infections.

Gabon has had several Ebola outbreaks, and in 2005 French scientists tested 337 dogs for antibodies. Many were village strays that lived on what they caught and scraps that hunters threw them.

Villages in which there were both human deaths and hunters returning with infected bush meat — which often started the outbreaks — had the most dogs testing positive.

The most likely explanation, the scientists said, was that the dogs were infected with the virus from meat scraps and from licking human vomit. They were not known to get ill.

Whether dogs can pass the virus to humans or to other dogs is unknown. Many diseases — including polio and typhoid — have silent human carriers who never get sick but pass fatal infections to others.

Ebola is not known to exist in any North American animal species, including bats. But many species clearly could become carriers.

Since dogs interact intermittently with humans and with animals in city parks and rural forests, they could be a vector for transmitting Ebola from humans into wildlife, where it could, in theory, establish a permanent American reservoir.

While an infected dog could be quarantined, it would have to be caged indefinitely, since it is unknown how long it might remain infectious.

lily October 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm

myfatpony,have you ever made any ground with your neighbors barking dogs or is it just an endless battle?In the past month 2 new families have moved in(a retired couple & a young family with a new born) and they have been calling the shit out of AC and the police .AC goes to their house, they shut the dog up for about 3 days, then they throw the barking bitch back out.I dont know if they are stupid,lazy or both.

naoma foreman October 17, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Few mention the vomit-inducing SMELL of a dog’s body/fur. I cannot be near them — husband is highly allergic. Do not people with dogs
and that let them in their BED SMELL THEM? Someone who knows,
please tell me the answer.

Monica October 17, 2014 at 1:31 pm

Seems like 3 days is all they can take of a smelly dog. So why have one? They bark so much it makes non dog owners hate you. Im surprised my neighbors dog hasnt lost his ability to bark. I complained about it again and they took the firat complaint as an animal welfare check. No I dont care if its tied up and sleeping in its own poop. I want it gone. Or quiet. My neighbors kids are terrified of this dog and she tortures them with it by keeping it near them.

mfatpony@aol.com October 17, 2014 at 1:39 pm

Lily its just an ongoing war. Might as well call it what it is. I cannot change the culture. or lack thereof that this person was brought up to embrace.
As for me as long as they want a war about barking dogs I will not run up the white flag and just learn to live with it. I’m guessing your neighbor seems to have the same attachment to this dog as they have to theirs. none. They would claim to love animals yet I bet your neighbor has had a string of animals all of which came to a bad end through their neglect.
If you remove the barking dog you could insert any other behavior issue that they would use to inflict what to them is some type of control. We call them bullies. If not the barking dog other anti-social displays would be evident.
I worked equine rescue a significant part of my life. There is no story I have not heard, no behavior I haven’t witnesssed , no excuse I haven’t listened to when it comes to neglect and abuse by people claiming to be animal lovers.
You can’t fix poor moral character but you can call AC. And if the neighbors are calling y’all need towork together to put down this nonsense. The dog attacked you. I”m guessing an older couple or the eventual toddler are at high risk.
Right now their dogs barking is limited to about 10-15 mins at night while I assume it’s being let out to potty. We’ll see if that holds.

mfatpony@aol.com October 17, 2014 at 1:56 pm

Monica I’ve otten mused how some of the barking dogs out here haven’t died of thrist or hunger since it would seem impossible for them to find time to do either.

naoma foreman October 17, 2014 at 2:22 pm

mfatpony: I am still laughing at your great comment re dying of
thirst and hunger (lack of time for such). I am out of town now
in Boston and New York. Do not have “dog bark” at home for quite
a while — ever since I banged the Chinese gong– or just yelled at their dog (s) and fear they just let them crap, etc. in their big back yard. I cannot imagine what their house inside smells like!!!! UGH. Or can I?

naoma foreman October 17, 2014 at 2:27 pm

mfatpony: I think horses are beautiful but I am afraid of them. As a child I was forced onto a pony ride and it was “so high up” that I was scared and then the horse SNEEZED and I began crying!

kn October 17, 2014 at 3:25 pm

naoma, you can imagine the rank stink of dog, but it can never measure up to the foulness of reality!

Monica October 17, 2014 at 3:26 pm

Naomi I can imagine it smells like dog pee in their house. I imagine theyve let it in and it peed because they were too excited to go outside. My husbands dog was house trained but had to go pee so bad and she just peed on my carpet. Lucky for me my 20$ area rug soaked it all up but the next morning that bit ch was gone. Eww !

CL October 17, 2014 at 4:44 pm

Today I had to stop for a few women walking a very large poodle. One of them turned to look at me as if I was expected to coo over it.

Other news today: I found out the dog my brother adopted from thehuman society for him and his pregnant girlfriend is part pit bull.
I’m embarrassed my brother is so stupid. Embarrassed for him and his hard headed, young dumbness doing things out of spite or to be different.

20 yr olds will always do dumb things, dog or not. My mom seems to think his decision has to do w being robbed. But do pit bulls even care? Dogs don’t care what happens to their owner – they just want the excuse to bark and attack someone.

lily October 17, 2014 at 5:58 pm

myfatpony,the new neighbors have been the best thing to happen since the idiot doggers moved here.During my afternoon jog I warned both families about the dog being a biter and offered to help in any way possible.Like you Im not willing to move because of these freaks….in fact Im not willing to alter the way I live in any shape or form because of their mutt.
In fact the old gentleman brought up something I had never thought of:the harrassment of wildlife by this dog.This place is heavily wooded and since its a no hunt zone wild animals are everywhere.Or they were until the dog started machine gun barking at everything that moves.Before the furry horn moved in my backyard was practically a disney cartoon.Deer,wild turkey,foxes,skunks,racoons,ground hogs,rabbits,coyotes,possums,squirrels,bobcats,minks and so on.I keep wishing it will piss off a wild hog with its annoying yapping.

Nathan October 17, 2014 at 8:02 pm

@mfatpony – it takes a large degree of ignorance to spout the idiocy that you are.
All we can do is hope that, with time, you evolve to a higher level. Such as that of a dog.

Nathan October 17, 2014 at 8:10 pm

naoma – just so know, there are mental health experts that can help you with your irrational hatefulness. Although personally, I like the idea of such a bitter, hateful person continuing to suffer. You have serious issues

Monica October 17, 2014 at 9:41 pm

The best way to avoid being robbed is getting a security system.they may be offering great deals since dog owners think dogs are invincible.

And nathan no need to diagnose people here. We like our peace and quiet . Whats wrong with that ? If the majority of people were more respectful and kept their dogs quiet , home or off peoples lawns then we wouldnt be so mad.

Anyways to lighten the mood a little here an old funny video


Dogsareawesome October 17, 2014 at 9:44 pm

I love dogs! Here are the reasons why:
1.They will love you no matter what
2.They save people’s lives everyday
3.They are smart and eager to please
4.You can train them to do almost anything you want
5.They are super adorable
6.They will protect you
7.They are fun to take care of
8.They make me laugh
9.They comfort me when I’m sad or sick
10.They don’t judge you for the way you are

CL October 17, 2014 at 9:54 pm

^D i s g u s t i n g post from ‘dogsrawesome’.

Dogsareawesome October 17, 2014 at 10:06 pm

Dogs are not disgusting if they are bathed and brushed. They can be trained to not bark and not pee and poop on the floor. So there jerks!

Dogsareawesome October 17, 2014 at 10:09 pm

This website is horrible and should be deleted. I love dogs and you people should just stop being so retarded. Thank you!

Monica October 17, 2014 at 10:32 pm

They are socially dumb .

lily October 17, 2014 at 10:56 pm

Dogsareawesome,let me fix that list for you:
1.They will use you until someone gives them tastier food as they have no concept of love
2.Watch a little news and all you hear about is maulings and tax money wasted on pulling the stupid things out of frozen lakes
3.They are eager for you to drop food since they arent smart enough to live without humans(fyi birds and rodents are smarter)
4.So why not train them to stay in their own yard and shut the hell up?
5.They look like coyotes with down syndrome
6.Protect you from what…toddlers and mailmen?
7.Simple pleasures for simple minds
8.See number 7
9.We have family and friends for that
10.See number 1

P.S. do your homework and go to bed kiddo.

All doglovers s*ck October 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm

@Nathan and @Dogsareawesome; Look at yourselves in the mirror. The majority of doggers are the ones in need of a mental health diagnosis. Hateful human haters you people are (If I should even call you people)..Never caring for the thousands who fell victim to ebola. Only get riled up about the situation if it involves a furry canine . Go back to your misanthropic websites and continue your rant about “how humans are bad hence I want global calamity ,blah, blah ,blah”…..

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 6:58 am

@dogsareawesome: The term RETARD/RETARDED has traditionally been used as a reference to individuals with cognitive challenges. It has historically been used as an insult to say someone is stupid. The reason this is incredibly offensive to disabled/differently-abled folks is because you are saying people with cognitive challenges/disabilities are stupid when in fact they are not stupid, they just tend to learn differently and at a different pace. It is also similar to attempting to insult someone by stating, “You’re gay”( homosexual) or spastic( Huntington’s disease) On this site we hate on dogs not people. We have observed that many dog cultists seem to have difficulty with human relationships and are insensitive to their fellow humans. We have witnessed many cultists spewing bigotry on here when angry. Please take your bias/stereotyping/bigotry to another site. To review, we hate dogs on this site NOT PEOPLE.”

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 7:02 am

They can be trained to not bark and not pee and poop on the floor.

Huh? Where are those dogs?? LMAO Why didn’t doggers inbred THAT trait instead of canine aggression?

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 7:23 am

” I like the idea of a person ….continuing to suffer. “

You’re just creepy. I can’t help visualizing you sitting in your mother’s basement on a 1998 computer.

I often think the reason doggers are attracted to these violence prone creatures is because they are an extension of their own aggressive personalities. It would probably be cheaper for people like this to seek counseling. However the above statement from this individual takes social pathology to another level.

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 7:33 am

“All we can do is hope that, with time, you evolve to a higher level. Such as that of a dog.”

Did you really just say that?? What church do you belong to? Pony can out reason you with one pinkie. Give up now. I’m still laughing.

naoma foreman October 18, 2014 at 8:20 am

None of those comments were mine~~~ I AM THE ULTIMATE, #1
DOG HATER. I just think of their “stink” and it goes DOWNHILL
from there. Dog lovers must surely have their own “site” where they
can “worship” these smelly and dirty beasts.

Dogsareawesome October 18, 2014 at 8:31 am

You people need mental help. Dogs are smarter than any of you idiots. How the heck can you hate such a smart, devoted, loyal, and beautiful animal. I feel somewhat bad for you. You are missing out on dogs. They are fantastic. A dog waited years at a train station for his owner to return from work. Even after the owner died. He waited until he died in that spot. This happened in Japan, look it up. Also, there was a dog who cried at his owner’s grave. It’s on youtube. Another thing try going outside and not seeing a dog. Dogs are awesome and you people need to shut up, they aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.

naoma foreman October 18, 2014 at 8:55 am

Ah, if only the dog lovers would go to their own “isle of worship” of the
beasts. Let us alone.

Dogsareawesome October 18, 2014 at 8:59 am

I brush my dog’s teeth, give her bathes, teach her tricks, take her for walks, and cook her meals.

Dogsareawesome October 18, 2014 at 9:10 am

My Dog Mantra Comment:
People who don’t like dogs are heartless jerks. Pit bulls can be trained to love people. The only reason why they attack some people is because they are scared of people. People who abused them for no reason. You jerks hate pit bulls because they hurt people and pit bulls hate you because you hurt them. Loving dogs is called not being an anti social loser who does nothing but talk about how much they hate man’s best friend.

My Comment After Reality Intervention:
People don’t like dogs with good reason. Pit bulls are trained to attack people. The reason they attack some people is because pit bulls are psycho. There are no excuses for dogs attacking humans. Dog owners abuse dogs for no reason. We hate pit bulls because they hurt people. Pit bulls are not capable of love/hate only instinct, being territorial, and aggression. Dog owners routinely abuse their own dogs. There is no such thing as “loving dogs”. Dog cultists are often anti social losers who have problems with human relationships. My best friends are humans and they don’t shit on my lawn or attack my children.

naoma foreman October 18, 2014 at 9:17 am

Dogsareawesome: Surely, yes, you are entitled to your opinion. But if I get near a dog I begin to GAG — their foul smell. Maybe you can find a site where you will be comfortable and happy and find LOVERS of dogs. This site specifically is for “haters of dogs.” I doubt you will
find a “kindred spirit” on this page.

naoma foreman October 18, 2014 at 9:26 am

to: dogs are awesome. Personally, I’d rather have a friend (or several) who are PEOPLE, not dogs. Friends will talk with you,
go places with you — not banished from restaurants or some homes.
And friends do not generally SMELL FOUL, crap on your floor, urinate on your rugs, can feed themselves, do not get in bed with you without
getting a bath (personal preference from me). So friends is where I
cast my vote No DOGS for me.

kn October 18, 2014 at 9:38 am

To everyone with the tired argument of a dog’s “loyalty”: dogs are loyal to a food source. The dog “expert” Cesar Millan admitted “give me two weeks and 10 pounds of beef liver and your best friend will become my best friend.”

Monica October 18, 2014 at 10:06 am

Pitbulls remind me of some of my family members hot wives or girlfriends . They approach crouds with love and express interest in every individiual but theres always one unfortunate soul that intimidates them and they go off on or make uncomfortable from that point on. Mentally unstable if you ask me. Emotionally insane.

As far as dogs loving you , if one would simply do his reasearch hed find out that they dont. Owners call their dogs attention whores with pride. Like seriously ? And they call them babies and fur babies. Eww. I vomit a little in my mouth everytime I see or hear that undignified behavior.

naoma foreman October 18, 2014 at 10:15 am

to the writer who said I needed “mental help.”
To: 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

I notice all are just your “opinion.” Dog haters are dog haters. We cannot and will not change our minds. WHY are you on this site? Oh, yes, “free country.” MOVE ON. Why single out me? All on the site are “dog haters” — which we may choose to be. FREE COUNTRY.

naoma foreman October 18, 2014 at 10:22 am

I do not think dogs know the “concept” of love. It is a human emotion.
Dogs may show some kind of behavior you call “love” but it probably
just wants its dinner. And, no I have no proof of this. Would not want to be “near enough” to a dog to TEST this theory! But of course you are entitled to your opinion.

PitbullLover October 18, 2014 at 12:19 pm

I love pit bulls! I have 4 of them. I rescued all of them from the animal shelter. Their names are Justin, Georgia, Tank, and Rubble. Justin loves to play outside and chase squirrels. Georgia loves kids and she loves to play fetch with my five year old daughter. Tank loves to cuddle and give kisses. He snores loudly and loves to eat peanut butter. Rubble looks tough but he really loves to cuddle and watch t.v. They are my babies and I can’t imagine life without them. Pit bulls are the best family dogs because they are so loveable and sweet. They always get excited when I com home. I don’t understand why some people abuse pit bulls to make them aggressive. I hate dog fighting and wish it would stop. Pit bulls deserve to live in a home where they are treated like members of the family. Like in my home. I will always have pit bulls in my life. My pit bulls are very well-behaved and calm around people, other dogs, and cats. They are also house broken due to early training. I love to take them for walks to. Adopt a pit bull and discover what an impact a dog can bring on your life. Thank you, and have a nice day.

sugary spice October 18, 2014 at 1:09 pm

Sorry doggers, but dogs are not loyal or capable of love. Those are human emotions. Why do you bestow complex human emotions on a butt licking crap hound? Dogs are not heroes, either. I find dogs to be smelly, filthy, nasty, dangerous, greedy, annoying, nuisances who pee and poop everywhere. I think people just like dogs so they can have something that seemingly “worships” them and that they can be in control of.

sugary spice October 18, 2014 at 1:17 pm

“They are my babies and I can’t imagine life without them.”

Oh, you can imagine life without them. That is when one of them “turns” on you or your loved ones. I do NOT trust ANY dog.

Pit bulls should be banned and left to die out naturally on their own. I would NEVER adopt a pit demon or ANY dog – I don’t need/refuse to have all that stress, anxiety, fear, smell, and the nasty dog messes in my life ever again. I have had quite enough of that already.

Pit Bulls October 18, 2014 at 1:33 pm

I love pit bulls! When I was 10 my pit bull Jake saved me from another dog. We were on a walk and another dog ran up to me and attacked me. Jake attacked that dog and chased it off. I was on the ground, injured. Jake ran off and came back about 20 minutes later with my mom and dad. I went to the hospital and got 40 stitches. If Jake didn’t help me I would have either been killed or even more injured then I already was. I still have a huge scar on my leg. The dog was never found. Jake is my hero. I now have six pit bulls. Zeus, Titan, Maggie, Amy, Duke, and Tyson.

CL October 18, 2014 at 1:37 pm

“How the heck can you hate such a smart {…}”
“{…}A dog waited years for his owner to return. Even after the owner died.”
Mhmm, lol.

REAL smart..

Pit Bulls October 18, 2014 at 1:38 pm

My pit bulls love me!

CL October 18, 2014 at 1:38 pm

Omg shut up. We don’t GAF about their names.

sugary spice October 18, 2014 at 1:47 pm

This has got to be spam.

Pit Bulls October 18, 2014 at 1:51 pm

My dogs lick my face and I take them to the park to interact with other dogs. I love them like family. I get licked on the face everyday. I love it when they lick my face. My 3 year old nephew and 5 year old niece love to play with them. They all get along well with people. Pit bulls just love to make you laugh. They are intensively loyal. Don’t believe everything you hear, not all pit bulls are bad. It depends on how they are raised. Pit bulls that attack people were abused and trained to kill for dog fights. They get two dogs and hit and smack them until they try to kill each other. I hate people who don’t treat dogs the way they deserve to be treated. I absolutely adore pit bulls. I want to get a German shepherd. They are so smart and adorable. My pit bulls are so sweet and friendly.

sugary spice October 18, 2014 at 2:36 pm

So what about pit bulls who attack their owners and their family that have “never shown signs of aggression” or was “sweet and loving”? What is their excuse? Why do pit bull lovers always leave instances like that out? That is one of the most scary instances of pit bull/dog attacks. I know you won’t answer with an intelligent response, if you respond at all.

TrooperTheHeroDog October 18, 2014 at 2:50 pm

I have loved dogs my whole life. But I never imagined that a dog could help me so much. I’m a veteran that lost my legs. My dog Trooper is my best friend. He is my service dog. He goes everywhere I go. I take him to the grocery store and tell him to grab chicken, he grabs the chicken. If I drop something he picks it up and gives it to me. I love Trooper. Life would be difficult without him. So you people can sit there and say the animal that makes my life complete is ugly? Or annoying? Or even stupid? How heartless of you.

Monica October 18, 2014 at 4:30 pm

Okay there are too many trolls on today. Ill be back after the weekend. To report nasty news about french kissing dogs. Eww

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 4:52 pm

TrooperTheHeroDog/Pit Bulls/DogsareAwesome/PitBullover

You may only use one screen name on this site. We maintain integrity this way. If this is a challenge for you, you should not participate. Do select ONE(1) screen name to represent your opinions and delete the others.

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 4:54 pm

Its the same one. Its not usual for one troll to create multiple identities on here.

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 5:00 pm

TrooperTheHeroDog/Pit Bulls/DogsareAwesome/PitBullover

Interesting comment from someone with the term “retarded”in his vocabulary. Does DogsAreAwesome know you lost your legs??? Maybe “Pit Bulls” were the perpetrators.

kn October 18, 2014 at 5:00 pm

Trooper, thanks for your service to our country. I’m glad you have the help you feel you need. Your dog works, unlike 99% of the rest, the majority of which are untrained or under-trained, and are nuisances, even on leash. I can’t count the times idiot dog owners let their dogs rub their snouts on me, thinking I won’t mind. To be perfectly honest, I don’t relish the idea of dog slobber and hair all over my fresh grocery store chicken. Despite some of the help dogs can offer people, I still can’t abide they way they look and smell and act. It’s only my opinion, and if you find it offensive, you are free to look at other websites. Isn’t America great?

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 5:11 pm

TrooperTheHeroDog/Pit Bulls/DogsareAwesome/PitBullover

You do all that with no legs!? You are amazing. Hey did you hear the story about the disabled guy who woke to find his genitals had been eaten by his dog. Wow what a pitwit.

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 5:20 pm

TrooperTheHeroDog/Pit Bulls/DogsareAwesome/PitBullover

I still have a huge scar on my leg

Which leg is that??

I now have six pit bulls. Zeus, Titan, Maggie, Amy, Duke, and Tyson.

Doesn’t that make 10 in addition to the other 4? I can’t imagine what your house and clothes smell like. Do you date much?

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 5:25 pm

Disabled folks are eligible to be assisted by retail staff. No dog required.

dogsfromhell October 18, 2014 at 5:41 pm


Note to self: Do not get a comfort dog if ever paralyzed from the waist down or loss of legs.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 6:47 pm

Oh dear an influx of doggist trolls , Shouldn’t you be out scraping crap off public sidewalks and sponging up the piss your dog left.
I love the mantra about only pits raised wrong by evil dog fighters are the only ones that go nuts and mutilate the family baby, pet, toddler, grandmother, grandfather, neighbor or turn on their own doting owners whose mouths they have loyally licked out daily for years.
Also a pit is not a guard dog. It may attack kill and partially consume but it does so because its DNA tells it that is what it is happiest doing. Grab, Shake, Shred. It’s whole little brain is filled with endorphins of pleasure while the victim screeches for its life. In fact as we have seen even when it’s being kicked to death with a clear path of escape the joy of killing overrides it’s survival instinct.
It’s as likely to choose your child as it is the intruder. Excellent choice in pets.
Your dog doesn not love you. It is guarding its food source. They are not judges of character. If Jeffery Dhamer had a dog it would have wagged it’s tail and begged scraps at the dinner table. Dogs are not selective they are scavengers. If you feed it , it will ‘ love’ you. Dogs are mutants. The behavior you find so special is bred into them just like the faces in many breeds emulate a human baby in eyes and feature spacing. No wonder doggers fail at human relationships, they have no idea what real interaction is.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 7:02 pm

No service dog should be allowed to touch food. If it’s the wrong thing does the dog put it back for you also ?
The service dog is not an untouchable subject when it comes to limitations. Having one does not give you special privilege but gives you extra responsibility. Your ‘ need’ does not trump my right or everyone elses right to not have their food mouthed by a craphound. Service vest or not.
At an outdoor event today there were three so-called service dogs none of which could even behave on a leash.

sugary spice October 18, 2014 at 7:02 pm

That CANNOT be sanitary how your dog “grabs chicken” for you at the grocery store. Dogs should NEVER be allowed in areas where food is being handled or prepared. I hate how doggers insist on taking their dog EVERYWHERE with them. Why are the feelings of those who prefer sanitary, quiet, dog-hair and smell free vicinities so commonly disregarded? What about people who are allergic? Keep your mutt(s) at home. Get a human to assist you with your shopping.

lily October 18, 2014 at 7:05 pm

kn dont fall for that spammers BS.Fewer and fewer troops are using dogs since the majority of us hate the thought of depending on an animal.People tried to force me to get a “comfort dog” when I first came back from duty which I refused.They like to hide IEDs inside dead dogs and leave them in the middle of the road so as you can imagine some of us veterans want nothing to do with dogs when we get home.
Personally I find it highly offensive when people use the troops as a way to push their agenda.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 7:07 pm

Sugary Spice. Today there were dogs everywhere and not one that knew how to behave. One was making a constant whining noise. Doggers and ignorant parents were letting children put their faces down by strange dogs. One almost knocked the chair over of the lady sitting next to me. Dragging owners around, Sniffing food in the hands of other people. Disgusting.
One sat down next to my husband. He asked if I was ok. I said yes. At least the craphound is downwind. The dogger got up and left.
And of course there was dog crap in multiple places left for people to step in.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 7:09 pm

Kn. I seen a charity for PTSD dogs for vets. It should have been called Pits for PTSD. Who takes a shelter pit and pawns it off as a service dog ?

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 7:35 pm

Lily. Thank you for touching on the idea of independent living rather than being a slave to a disability or worse a dog.
Being a fully functional human being does not happen when you strap a mutt to it and call it healing.
i don’t discredit the use of animals in therapy but it’s become a gimick rather than a form or treatment.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 8:23 pm

If you don’t like this blog don’t visit it. I find the blogs where people slobber about their mutts just as repulsive but don’t wish to see them taken down.
It really is that simple.
People more like dogs. You obviously have not thought that through.
Despite your denial the majority of pit attacks seem to be the loved and well cared for family pet. Not granted they often end up on the end of a chain outside once their true nature becomes evident between 18 months and 2 years.
Lassie saved people on a TV show. In reality dogs trained for search and rescue are not saving people they are responding to training.
One of the reasons I hate dogs so much is the tought process you use. Rather than acknowledge that some dogs no matter what can be unpredictable and dangerous and choosing a breed that is much more stable you insist on choosing one that is known for the damage is can do when it goes off the reservation. Your denial no matter what makes you one more irresponsible dog owner.
I am not insanely messed up. I simply think for myself rather than buy into the nonsense.
Once again god is brought up. The dog is a creation of man . a slave that hunted with them and served as an extra food source when times were hard. If your basis for loyalty is something that hangs around for the table scraps society has failed you.
It’s ok to love your pet. I love mine. It is not ok to live in denial of the pet or service dog breed your have. Take a really good look at the pit and be honest. It wasn’t designed by man to do anthing but kill.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm

. I wish this website was never made. I need dogs in my life. If there are more people like you more dogs will suffer. More dogs will be euthanized.

I have never abused a dog, Or taken one to the pound. Or had one that made litters of puppies that no one wanted. It is not people who hate dogs that abuse them. It is the loving owners who you see in the news for beating , starving and the same ones you see handing out puppies in parking lots. Dog lovers are responsible for the overflow in shelters and for the deaths of all those dogs. Not me.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 8:38 pm

DogsfromHell. My neighbors think I’m awful for insisting they control their dogs barking. I am a dog hater and therefore evil
I did get rid of my husbands dog because he refused to care for it. Putting that dog down was considerably kinder than dumping her.
And yet my neighbors who finger point have had at least 40 dogs over the years , I’m underestimating here, None of which has met a kind death no matter how much they claim to be dog lovers. The cat count in impossible to calculate.
They had a pit. It lived in the house. It got destructive. They put it outside. It learned to get out of the fence. They chained it up. It broke the collar they put a chain around it’s neck . It broke that and I gave them an old nylon horse halter to use as harness. Along with two fences and a heavy chain. IN between all this it killed any animal that got close. Even including the dogs it had been raised with. Finally they dumped in in a kennel on a chain , with the horse halter on a chain and it jumped over the fence and slowly strangled overnight. They call themselves dog lovers.

lily October 18, 2014 at 8:45 pm

I lived with a dog for 17 years you freak and the most liberating moment of my life was when I joined the military and didnt have to clean its shit up every.
Yep,you read that right….Id rather be forced to salute squirrels for 4 hours during a heat wave than deal with my families dog.Id rather deal with the tear gas room than deal with taking the stupid mutt out to piss at 2 in the morning EVERY DAMN NIGHT!

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 9:04 pm

It is of course fine for you to declare anyone who doesn’t like dogs as bad but if the same is handed back we are now picking on a vet. Respect is a two way street and I don’t know about anyone else. But I don’t cave to that kind of crap.
I don’t want dogs near me. I think pits are dangerous. I don’t have a dog and I don’t interact with any dog let alone one I see as a potential threat. If dog owners learned to keep their craphounds under control most of the issues talked about here would be moot.
i don’t go around looking for dogs to hate. I avoid dogs. If I seen your dog getting meat out of the cooler It would cure me of ever buying meat at a supermarket again. There are several actual butchers out here It’s just a bit of a drive.
I’ve trained many types of animals including dogs. What passes for trained now is pitiful. Dog owners create a nuisance and then call it their child to excuse the behaviors. There are several ranchers who bring their dogs into the cafe’s on winter days and those dogs put so-called service dogs to shame in their obedience. Under the table at their masters feet. As real working dogs I don’t find them offensive , they know what they are instead of the confused urban mutt. The are infact likely the only dogs that get even close to the amount of exercise mental and physical that a dog needs to be content.

lily October 18, 2014 at 9:06 pm

myfatpony,these people are idiots so its no wonder dogs are their choice of animal.We had some other neighbors from the city who just couldnt keep their mutt up and when it finally got hurt and garnered no sympathy from me or my neighbor next door they moved.It got its head kicked in by a deer while running loose.When they asked to borrow a gun to put the deer down I laughed in their face and told them the authorities dont take kindly to people killing deer in a no hunting zone.

kn October 18, 2014 at 9:06 pm

Trooper is sounding more like a teenager than a war veteran.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 9:09 pm

Yeah I think so. However if they’re old enough to bring it to the table they’re old enough to take the spanking for it.

mfatpony@aol.com October 18, 2014 at 9:22 pm

Lily that story is as funny as the time my neighbors complained about someone elses barking dogs.

lily October 18, 2014 at 10:25 pm

kn,Trooper sounds alot like Pit Bulls who sounds alot like Dogsareawesome who sounds alot like a preteen who just descovered that they and what they like isnt the center of the universe.
myfatpony,I heard the morons across the road chasing crows out of their yard because they were cawing…all while their dogs screeching yelps were echoing in the background.Hell their dog has barked so much people one street over are complaining.This is great because it takes some of the workload off me.

dogsfromhell October 19, 2014 at 5:53 am

TrooperTheHeroDog/Pit Bulls/DogsareAwesome/PitBullover

TrooperWithThePoopers has been flagged for having multiple screen names. Maybe he/she has multiple personalities too. I think we’ve had enough fun with him anyway. Now he’s just annoying.

CL October 19, 2014 at 7:33 am

Now? From the getgo he was.
Pretending to be a vet is HIGHLY offensive to my sensibilities.
But very typical of a dog lover.
My little brother who recently adopted a dog from the humane society did similar. He told everyone that he was joining the army and signed up. On the day he was supposed to go he lied and told the recruit that our dad’s business was going under so he had to help him instead.
Dog lovers are morons. They want respect of having served without doing anything. That’s probably why they would get a big dog too. When all else fails get a pit bull to gain respect. (Confusing fear with respect).

naoma foreman October 19, 2014 at 8:13 am

To the writer who lets dog lick them in the face (mouth?): Just asking but do you mind the dog doing this after it has just licked its butt? Kind of unsanitary, but whatever you like is find with me. I just have not joined the “dog lover” club.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 9:52 am

Thank you for clarifying that dogs are indeed murder machines and the owners demented. .

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:02 am

Funny CL when I see someone with a pit the last thing I think of is respect.
Pit owners should be strapped in chairs with their eyes pinned open and fed a steady diet of the mutilated faces and bodies of children, adults and other animals caused by these hounds.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:23 am

LMAO. you can’t make up stupid like this.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:30 am

True story here guys. There was a horse owner on my email loop a few years ago. The neighbors horse died and he left it laying. Her mutts were left to run loose and were going over eating the decaying animal and them coming home and throwing it up in her living room. She still wasn’t smart enough to keep them in. Chunks of horse-flesh plus mane and tail puked all over her home. Ok the horse owner wasn’t any better but gheesh.
BTW My horses killed more dogs that the local shelter. Strays in their pasture were flattened.
Oh god is that you mel ? you were the only person I knew who was stupid enough to let her dogs run loose and eat the neighbors dead horse.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:31 am

So you admit you can’t converse in a civilized tongue. Right up there with the yapping of your mutt.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:40 am

Grasping as straws. dear ? Since we’re using English here there was nothing racist about the comment.
Neither is hating dogs or signaling out pitbulls. They are animals not humans.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:47 am
mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:51 am


The comments on this story are truly wonderful. It’s like people are finally getting it, Pitbulls kill.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 10:58 am

You know a 5-year-old would have grasped the concept of what I meant. Now go play somewhere else until the mod gets around to flagging you. Your only argument seems to be that hating dogs makes you mad and so you wish your dogs to deploy death and destruction on myself and anyone here who also hates dogs.
You are the poster child for banning all aggressive breeds. Your only argument is how much you love your poochie and death to anyone who doesn’t agree. Most of us simply wish dog owners would keep their mutts to themselves.

sugary spice October 19, 2014 at 11:10 am

Stephen is using Jamaican dialect. It is not uncivilized just that he fails to understand not everyone here understands patois.

But why are you here, Stephen? Why did you type in “hate dogs” or some variation of that into your search engine? This is a website about hating dogs – expect to see/read comments about people hating dogs. You just add on to the perception here that dog owners are crazy nuts. Why is it so hard to accept the fact that not everyone likes your dangerous, untrained mutt?

sugary spice October 19, 2014 at 11:19 am

Fat Pony – I hate that about outdoor events. The main reason is that there will be dogs and lots of them. Dogs cause nothing but stress and anxiety for me. I also hate how people gush over dogs. What is so special about dogs? Most dogs just bark non stop, constantly beg for food, and crap all over. I have lived with dog’s most of my life and still fail to see what is so special about these filthy, annoying pests.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 11:38 am

Thank you for the explanation Sugary Spice. Still doesn’t do much to help his cause.
Dog Troll-
I’m stupid because I use my native tongue to get around your babylon censors? Racist bumbaclaat.

I missed that Neither does it change the usual violent intent we see whenever some doggist finds this site and goes all postal. That and I’ve made it clear many times I have no use for any stray animals.
To insinuate that someone is racist for not understanding a dialect and then using that dialect to hurl insults that won’t trigger the censor is yet another sign that doggist can’t behave.

CL October 19, 2014 at 1:04 pm

mfatpony takes good care of her ponies as far as I can read, can’t you?
It’s you who’s exploiting your dogs here by making a fool of yourself and them (they do it enough for themselves as does any dog breed).

“Funny CL when I see someone with a pit the last thing I think of is respect.”
Right, that’s why I said they’re mistaking fear for respect because of a lower I.Q..

dogsfromhell October 19, 2014 at 2:56 pm

TrooperTheHeroDog/Pit Bulls/DogsareAwesome/PitBullover

This moron is now masquerading as a dog killer. Must be that we outed dog owners are the true abusers and killers of dog since one must first own and hold captive one of these beasts in order to abuse it. In any case, he’s landed in spam and will eventually run out of steam.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 3:05 pm

CL there are plenty of animal loving humans, cough cough, that hate my guts. I’ve spent a great deal of my adult life and still do in the reasonable ways we can end all animal suffering. It is morally wrong to see it and let it go on.
For human safety and for the well being of some animals , Big cats, Bears etc are not allowable as pets. Not only is it nearly impossible to satisfy their needs the possible danger overrides anyone’s need to show they can play with a tiger. More states are laying down the law and hopefully all non zoological parks will be gone. Pits and some of the other dog breeds we have today represent the same danger to not only their owner but the public as well. If you substitute pibull for tiger no state would allow anyone to hold one privately. And yet there is attack after attack by a dog always in the news for not just biting, but maiming and killing.
There is no need for anyone to own a pitbull. My open opinion of that makes me a target often. That and I can and will do the right thing when I see flagrant animal abuse.
Humans that neglect and abuse their pets usually have other issues. I’ve often stated that when AC comes out to investigate animal abuse in a home that CPS should be a mandatory follow up.
There is an Animal Planet show called Fatal Attractions. They should do one on the need to own dangerous dogs. The words and thoughts used by pit owners is a mirror dysfunction to the people who claim the need to own a tiger or other exotic pet that can kill them.

Nathan October 19, 2014 at 3:13 pm

@dogsfromhell – I decided to seek some therapy for my obsession with dogs. I realize now how OCD my behavior has been and why I have been stalking sites where people hate dogs. I see now that dogs are needy, aggressive, self serving, dangerous and just down right disgusting. Maybe I can find a girl friend who will actually date me once I purge my clothes and environment of dog stench. Even my blackberry smells bad!

kn October 19, 2014 at 3:51 pm

Nathan, because a certain part of a dog’s brain lights up doesn’t prove the reaction has nothing to do with its stomach or appetite. There might be things in a dog’s physiology that connects hunger with pack behavior. In other words, a dog’s loyalty is really just instinct, to which humans have conveniently applied anthropomorphic traits.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Of course they do Nathan. It was bred into them to be willing slaves. Do you think ancient man choose the ones that showed submission or the ones that remained aggressive. Of course dogs show affection , you feed them. In fact even if you don’t and chain them up and leave them starving and cold you’ll get the same reaction from a domesticated dog as the one living in your home.
The fact that some breeds are wired wrong through human intervention and attack doesn’t even play into equation. That was mankind doing reverse engineering. And not for the better. Pits are a perfect example of man’s meddling gone wrong.

mfatpony@aol.com October 19, 2014 at 3:59 pm

Hey if they hooked up the neighbors dog for a MRI it would come up blank…just and echo changer going bark bark bark bark bark…

dogsfromhell October 19, 2014 at 4:26 pm

Nathan I couldn’t agree with you more. I hope you continue with your therapy

Nathan October 19, 2014 at 9:14 pm

Thank you Dfh. As part of my therapy I am cleaning up dog shit in my local community as I realize now this is an environmental hazard. I also volunteer to raise money for victims of pit bill attack who are in need of surgery that is not covered by health insurance

All doglovers s*ck October 20, 2014 at 3:36 am

@Nathan: Your words wound me (cough cough, I think I have the flu) Do you think we really care to abide by the standards of the majority ? Mainstream thinking is usually sheepish thinking (dog worshiping, listening to bad teenage pop music, and purchasing of unnecessary and uninspired trendy gadgetry ). The way the masses follow the herd because everyone goes in that direction. You talk about our supposed crime of generalizing dog owners when in fact
you come here doing the same act you express offense that all dog haters are subhuman with no soul (cough, cough, puke). Nope, I know who I am. I may not be perfect, but it’s my overall character that overrides whatever negative flaws about me that may continue to persist in my life. I’m a family man, a book reader, a music and art connoisseur, a lifelong law adherent with a clean record (which means I had never physically hurt people and animals including those dreadful dogs) and a buoyant outdoors adventurer (yeah,I guess I am a small minded fool) . I’m also a rescuer of cats in my local area and a proud owner of two beloved South American Macaws. But just because the animals I help aren’t primarily dogs I guess I still fit your definition of an overall animal hater and something whose soul is below that of all the grime of the earth (yeah I guess you are superior to me). Is it a grave sin that I so happen to choose not to have dogs in my life and express on occasion my abhorrence with many people’s overly affection for them and their forceful nature to compel others to have such favorable opinions about their favorite animal else they should be regarded as scum of society ? Also, have you given the same rebuke to many of your fellow dog lovers whose misanthropic nature is expressed aloud in terms that a dog’s life is above that of a human and all man and woman of the earth should perish for whatever lack of attempt they haven’t made for society to stop the unshakeable and perpetual evil of the elite few (dirty politicians, greedy bankers,violent warlords)? Perhaps not, because as long one loves a dog,I suppose vindication is given regardless of what errors he or she may have done. Hence, no matter how hard I try to mend my character in relation to my fellow man, I guess I should never procure respect because of my unabating dislike for anything that’s “doggish” . Say what you will, for your opinions about me is out of my control but out of my cares as I will exist to be who I am without being affected one bit by your meaningless scorn. Toodeloo you furious fido fascists …..

naoma foreman October 20, 2014 at 5:10 am

Dear Nathan: Did you have a “choice” in therapy?. I’d personally rather go to jail than clean up dog waste.

sugary spice October 20, 2014 at 8:51 am

Fat Pony – I highly doubt that Animal Planet will do a “Fatal Attractions” episode about the need to own dangerous dogs or pit bulls. While it would be interesting to watch, I think Animal Planet has a current obsession/love of pit bulls that makes me sick. Also the flack they would receive from pit bull lovers would be insane. They have at least 3 pit bull shows, maybe even more, that they air regularly. I hate how AP is sending the message that pit bulls are “great” dogs. smh.

mfatpony@aol.com October 20, 2014 at 11:57 am

Animal Planet would never run a show that made the pit look like anything but misunderstood.
The same warped need is the one that drives people to want to own Savannah Cats, Bengal Cats that do not make the greatest house pets. rescues are full. People who own wild exotic animals like lions , cougars, leopards, tigers , primates and in one case a hyena. Misery for the animal and something just waiting to happen.
Shelters are full of pits and rat dogs. The domestic cat is anything but in short supply but breeders are now developing mutants that rival the pug and bulldog. Millions of dogs that would not kill or maul are put down while people happily drag the joker faced killer into their homes.
I hate oppressive government legislation. It’s contrary to freedom of choice. I guess at some point it’s going to come down to the public safety or taking away some of the choices. Common sense is dead. Self entitlement is the game.

Peter October 20, 2014 at 4:14 pm

Just thought I would check in here. I dislike dogs but I am beginning to feel more and more negative about dog owners. After all its not the dog’s fault it is dirty, noisy, licky, aggressive and needy. My attitude wasn’t helped the other day when in response to me saying politely I wasn’t keen on dogs the reply from a dog owner was, “oh I didn’t know you had issues” :O.

mfatpony@aol.com October 20, 2014 at 4:41 pm

Peter, get used to it. Doggers often respond like this to non dog cultists.


kn October 20, 2014 at 4:45 pm

mfatpony, we need body snatchers to replace all dogs on the planet with sweet kitties, in my opinion.

mfatpony@aol.com October 20, 2014 at 5:00 pm

Kn, since cats aren’t known for attacking unless cornered I tend to agree. For the die-hard dogger there are breeds that aren’t a public menace. Usually just nuisances.
Of all the feral I’ve worked with none have ever offered to attack , just retreat. Stray dogs on the loose , I”ve had some nasty encounters just coming on them by accident. I did find years ago that a lead rope with a serious bullsnap on the end packs one heck of a wallop. Because I know there are at least 3 pits in the are I now carry bear repellent. That’s no way to live. Not in the country and not in cities or the burbs.

Monica October 20, 2014 at 7:59 pm

Yup.I hate dogs. Im trying my best to get rid of my brother in laws pitbull. Hes in prison and we wrote him and told him we were concerned about the baby and would like to get rid of his silverback gorilla of a dog. He agreed but now the dad seems to be hesitant about getting rid of it. If he doesnt we will just move. The dog has to go though. Its the dog or his grandbaby. Thats what it is and we will see how he responds to it. I just feel like if the house was on fire id rather burn then run to the back yard if needed. If we have to move I will refuse to have anything to do wih my father in law. Its such a slap in the face to me as a mom , especially because he knows im concerned about the safety of my child. The backyard is off limits and it sucks. Its so nice and spacious. When my son needs to run around we have to drive to a park. What kind of life is that? I cannot stand dog owners. Owning a dog is bull crap. Its full of noise and neighbors that hate you. I stick to cats, theyre quiet and sophisticated. Dogs just have the face of ignorance. They dont love like owners claim. And theyre as loyal as a hairdresser. If you dont have money , you dont have a friend.

sugary spice October 20, 2014 at 10:00 pm

Another rant: I hate how every single time I am in the kitchen the stupid dog watches me like a hawk. I can not stand the tick tick clicking of her nails when she walks through the kitchen tile or hardwood floor. It makes me cringe. I get the broom to shoo her away but then she begins to bark until she gets a piece of food. I hate that dogs are so greedy that they constantly beg for food. I even had food stolen directly off of my plate from her. I despise the sound of dog barking and whining – including with other people’s mutts. It makes me cringe and is highly irritating, to the point that I want to slap her across the head. Ugh.

sugary spice October 20, 2014 at 10:15 pm

Peter – That is just how it is. I get tired of seeing people’s dogs on social media. It gets to the point that every time I see a dog all I can think about is how much of a smelly, ugly, pee/crap machine, barking, nasty, annoying nuisance the creature is or must be. I once told someone that I did not care for dogs, she got VERY offended and does not speak to me anymore. Oh well. There is much more to life than the “unconditional love” a dog supposedly “gives” to it’s owner. People say “A dog is the only creature that would love you more than it loves itself!” What? Did you even ask the dog what it thinks? That is NOT the case at all. Dog are not capable of love, the owner is simply a food source. LOL. This dog craze is pretty ridiculous. I want no part of it.

Monica October 20, 2014 at 11:44 pm

Sugar spice . Try putting on your best satan voice and face hen tell her to scram like you mean it. I used to do this to my husbands pitbull. Shed have her tail between her legs and walk really low and scared . Psh dumb dog wasnt used to females telling her what to do. Im glad shes gone though because for a second I was going to give in a let her stay. Gosh she used to beg n beg so much and my father in law wouldnt say anything to her but on days he was gone id yell at her n kick her out . Then id let her in and burp and blow it towards her nose so she could smell how I was livin’ lol .
Today mu neighbor was sitting out front playing with his dogs . I was wonderig if hed ever think maybe these dogs arent the best to have since 1 out of 3 sides of the front gate is only 3 feet tall. And that would land the dogs in the neighbors yard that has 3 out of 3 front gates that are only 3 feet tall. I still havent done my neighborly routes where I get every address of every low fence or front gate tethered dogs and report them. Maybe ill see the dog population go down because individuals wont want them inside and wont have the money for proper fencing either. Every day I pray that pitbulls will become banned. But then I realize this is america. Where we cater morw and more to the squeaky wheels rather than do whats right.

lily October 21, 2014 at 8:32 am

Yeah,when my grandmas dog was alive that would annoy me to no end.I love to cook big meals and she would constantly tap around the kitchen waiting for me to drop something.And no matter how good she ate she would dig into the garbage first chance she got.I got up to use the bathroom one night and stepped on a can which cut my foot open.
Boot camp was rough but it showed me how nice life was without a dog to worry about.I only ended up with two ferrets by chance(was supposed to babysit them for the weekend but the owner never came back)but they sleep 20 hours a day so Im ok with them.

Monica October 21, 2014 at 9:55 am

My best friend who passed away years ago had a maltese and she was so gross. Shed lay in bed and lick her self down there for waay to long. Eww. I hate when dogs do that . My cousins ex wife had a maltese too and shed drag her stuffed animals to the living room and hump away and his wife wouldnt say anything. It was so disgusting to watch an animal fo that. The same dog would also pee all over the place in this one room that was het pee room. No pads . Just the carpet. When they divorced she got her own place and a male dog and hed pee all over the entire house. She had a patio she couldve put some SOD grass on but didnt. There wasnt a foot of carpet that didnt have a black pee spot on it . Pet owners like that are why pet deposits are now 350$ -500 $ . She never did a walk through when she moved . In fact she broke her lease and just left the keys in the leasing office . That apt had a pet weight limit of 25 or 50 lbs and a neighbor had a rottweiler. Another had a huge german shepherd. I never reported them though.

sugary spice October 21, 2014 at 12:09 pm

Lily – I, too, like to cook meals. But that has become an annoying chore all because of the dog and her constant whining for food. I can’t stand it. My mom will not do anything to correct the dog or get her to be quiet. And if I did manage to train her to be quiet, I know that my mom would just undo all of the training that I taught the dog! She always has an excuse for the dog. The dog almost always gets what she wants. This is why I hate dog owners even more than the dogs. Sure the dogs are annoying in themselves, but the clueless, lazy owners really start to piss me off. Teach your dog(s) to shut up for once!

sugary spice October 21, 2014 at 12:19 pm

Monica- That is a disgusting story. Our first dog was a male Shih Tzu. He would hump stuffed animals and he peed all over my bed. He also peed/crapped all over the house and on some of our belongings as well. I know a person’s who pug or some other similar breed, that peed on the owner’s laptop. I mean come on now. Where do we draw the line?

I notice that this happens frequently with small dogs who just yap all day and pee/crap everywhere. I think because those dogs are so “small and cute” (they are not all that “cute” in my opinion) owners seem them as a “fur baby” and pretty much let the mutt do whatever it wants. Our current dog, a old Lhasa Apso, will not even attempt to go to the front door when she has to go – even after all these years of attempting to “house break” her. I have to catch her before she uses the bathroom in our kitchen or on the carpet smh. And of course, when I wake up in the morning there is ALWAYS a mess to clean up. I hate that so much.

mfatpony@aol.com October 21, 2014 at 1:56 pm

My cats recognize their dishes and will go wait where they eat for any treats being handed out. Since dogger think mutts are so much smarter than cats you’d think it would be easy to keep them out of your food. Mine won’t bother anything left on the counter. They might sniff the air and run to their bowl and hope but if nothing is given there’s not whining barking or grabbing.
I tought one of the most food aggressive horses I’ve ever handled to go wait by his food pan. He’d cock one big eye and wait.
Food aggression in animals, dogs included are ways that humans end up with teeth and hooves on them.
You train with positive reinforcement but in a home where there are stupid dog owners it’s not ever going to work.
The shelters are full of dogs and cats that were spoiled and horses end up going over the scale. It’s also an excellent way to alienate family and friends.

mfatpony@aol.com October 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm

Monica if owned rental real estate I would never allow pets. I probably wouldn’t open myself up to the section 8 crowd either.
I took care of some houses for a friend and cleaned and rented them for him. He allowed pets. People are pigs but when you add dog crap and cat pee to the mix 500$ woudn’t even half cover having to rip up carpet, padding and subfloor to eradicate the smell .

Monica October 21, 2014 at 2:30 pm

Living with a dog has to be as pleasant as living outdoors with wolves. And as far as security deposits go I know dogs can scratech and ruin doors. In fact my father in laws guest house has a door that has a huge hole because of the dog. No one in their right mind would live back there. And all this adjusting for a dog. That no one gives a sh it about.

Monica October 21, 2014 at 3:34 pm

So lisa vanderpump , one of th3 real housewives of beverly hills will be on local fox channels at 3 on the show “the real” they look to be sitting around a dining table talkig about how shes the queen of etiquette. Now isnt having a pomeramian inches from your glass and plate considered bad etiquette. ? It shows on thursday so check it out.

mfatpony@aol.com October 21, 2014 at 5:09 pm

Yes some wannabe will have a dog in her face and tomorrow there will be a run at the puppy mill so everyone can accessorize. I don’t watch those shows but you can’t miss the previews. Low end trash.

Monica nothing was more true than your statement.- And all this adjusting for a dog. That no one gives a sh it about.

If my neighbors dog got ran over with it’s guts strewn down the road they would put on a bit of a show and be off the next day on a shopping spree for their next ‘ rescue’. Worth pointing out that they think I’m barbaric for keeping my cats in the house.
Yesterdays tale of how their pitbull hung itself was true. Showing me a litter of newborn puppies laying on the frozen ground and thinking that the matted mother dog that had a puppy caught in the filthy rags of hair hanging off it was the mother dog showing how much she loved that puppy by taking it everwhere are some more goodies in my basket of mental horrors.

Monica October 21, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Monica October 21, 2014 at 8:43 pm

And this poor lady was dragged into the street by the dog as he had a grip on her scalp. Seriously? ?? Ouch. And this dog was nutured and only a year old. The owner had ir for 3 or 6 months. So what can a puppy 6 or 9 months remember about being abused ? Nothing. Dogs get over abuse fast. They arent like cats that hold a life long grudge. And puppy that young is still getting everyones attention so how would it get abused. Being tethered isnt abuse. My sister keeps her litttle mutt tethered and that dog just lacks social skills. I hate dogs. Especially pitbulls. And if given the choice to have all dangerous dogs gone for one french kiss from a poodle. … pucker up. I cannot wait to have them banned. It seems we are gettimg closer wih each case. But its at a cost of a humans life or dignity. I thought us earthlings were smarter than that. Pitbulls dont fit in with us anymore. Hey never did. They never will.

mfatpony@aol.com October 21, 2014 at 9:59 pm

You know the question people ask , How many people have to get killed before they put a traffic light up ? How many people have to be mauled or killed by pitbulls before they’re banned. Every last one of them coming into shelters, which is where a large percentage end up should be euthanized on the spot , puppies included.
Time to end the madness. I hope this woman sues this dog owner until he considers it a luxury to have 5 dollars in his pocket that isn’t garnished to satisfy the settlement. Liens on his cars and home.
What really pisses me off. Somewhere someone is thinking up a way to save the dog.

Monica October 21, 2014 at 10:49 pm

If they cant put a lien on his home they should put on on his parents or grandparents. How awful to get attacked my a dog. I havent ever been in a physical fight before but I can imagine with a human its easier to defend yourself but with a dog you’re fighting against something that fights in a totally different way and they have hind legs and jump. Its terrible. Im talking about pitbulls here of course. Tonight my husband had a talk with my father in law about gettig rid of his deadly dog and I wasnt there but heard him suggesting to by a kennel for him. Lol ya right I butted in and said that wont work. I didnt say anything about my concern about my babys safety but isnt that common sense? Why else would I want to get rid of it. Its like I have to tip toe when talking about it so he doesnt get offended . This is a dog im talking about. One he is way too old to feed or clean up after . And I am sick of my husband risking his life by doing dog chores. His brother could care less about it. Even when he was out of prison for 4 months before he went back he never walked it or fed it. I think thats why the cops beat him up when they caught him cause they stepped on dog poop .

Anyways back to the dumb dog I feel like im talking about mr. Jingles from the movie, the green mile. So I have this inside joke and tell my husband to tell his dad the dog is going to “mouse city” down in florida lol

Even though this dog will go to he ll. My neighbor has 2 more pits and thwy look vicious and arrogant

StopTheDogMania October 22, 2014 at 4:51 am

Stupid mutt breaks off leash, chases a squirrel and dives off a cliff and gets injured. He gets $9,000. I wonder if those people that donated would do the same for a human or another animal…


Canetoad October 22, 2014 at 10:03 am

Have a look at this – you just couldn’t make it up! Here is a backyard breeder of American bulldogs that savaged him and bit his arm off. Undeterred, he carries on, and now there is further bother with these ugly mutts. Funny that he lives in a place called Pittington!


Canetoad October 22, 2014 at 10:13 am

StopTheDogMania: There has been a spate of dogs falling off cliffs in the UK because the owners don’t seem to understand that there is a preventive measure called a lead/leash. The emergency services’ time is wasted and lives put at risk because no-one dares put a price on rescuing a mutt (they should, say £500 minimum). The bleeding hearts ALWAYS come out of the woodwork and say “It was a useful training exercise!” I think the UK must have very well trained emergency services personnel given the number of stupid mutts they have to rescue.

lily October 22, 2014 at 10:49 am

Canetoad,you should see how many idiot dog owners let their idiot dogs play off leash in the Okefenokee despite it being against the rules…instant gator food.Then they cry about how the gator should be hunted down.For whatever reason gators love eating dogs.
Alligators=best animal in the swamps.

mfatpony@aol.com October 22, 2014 at 11:36 am

Canetoad. I hear that crap here. Dog in ( insert place dog wouldn’t be if it was on a leash) and rescue workers spend tax payer money, time and risk of injury to the people. I’ve seen a lot of fuss over a cat also. All of which would have been prevented by the pets being under the control of their owners.
Accidents happen. Most of the heartwarming gag inducing stories I see are from negligence.
I need me an alligator. he he.

mfatpony@aol.com October 22, 2014 at 11:37 am

Re the dog owner whose dogs ate off his arm. Rephrasing an old joke. A human that dumb we can’t eat all at once.

Monica October 22, 2014 at 11:57 am

I normally wouldnt laugh when someone says the idiot with one arm but in this case its funny. I shared my opinion about pits on this fitness website I go on and I had to delete a few friends who said that its how theyre raised. Ya right . My cousins had a huge house in california away from orher house , set with a huge lot of land and special dog training and their pitbull attacked my 6 year old cousin. Stupid bastard of a dog. They think life is a free for all. They are bullies. Screw them . Enough is enough wih pitbulls. Can we have a little more class than that already and ban them for good?

mfatpony@aol.com October 22, 2014 at 12:53 pm

Monica , when I read the comments on the pit attack you just posted. Someone suggested that the woman was taunting the dog.
You can’t fix this kind of stupid. It’s a shame pits don’t just turn on their owners. You could call it thinning the herd then.
I hope your cousin is OK.

dogsfromhell October 22, 2014 at 3:40 pm

You guys are psychotic sorry . Dogs are wonderful . If you actually used your brains and noticed the dogs schedules , maybe you’d know when and where she or he would do his or her business and NOT step in it . Dogs bark . That’s their thing . Saying you hate dogs because they bark is like saying you hate babies because they cry , cats because they meow or humans because they talk . When they bark , they are communicating with you , they actually have 9 different barks .

I trust my dog when he feels weird about a person , but I don’t trust a person who feels weird around my dog sorry . Most of the points that you guys put forward are valueless

I cant help re-posting this idiot’s comment from the section I Hate My Dog!

To clarify Keenan,
Dogs bark, yep that’s what they do. And that’s why they do not belong in residential areas, OUR human habitat. A barking dog is not like a baby crying, a cat meowing or a human speaking. Its like some psychotic nut screaming at you from the top of their voice in an aggressive confrontational manner. It’s violent by nature and just plain ugly. I don’t know any babies who go out in the backyard or to their front window and verbally assault people who happen to cross their line of fire. It just never happens.

Also I am not tracking a dog or dog(s) shit schedule just to avoid a toxic, environmental, HAZMAT event. I cant help but to ask, “Are you stupid?” A pet by nature is a creature that is domesticated to the point of adapting to our human environment, NOT the inverse.

Your dog doesn’t “feel” anything, It operates on instinct and scavenges food to survive. Your aversion to human relationships is not unusual for a dog cultist or surprising. You may want to consider volunteering for an organization that services children or other human needs.

mfatpony@aol.com October 22, 2014 at 4:03 pm

Gee was that one signed Son of Sam , Dogsfromhell ? I mean the dog is talking to him in 9 different dialects.

mfatpony@aol.com October 22, 2014 at 4:14 pm

Dogsfromhell. That one is a gem. Dogs are zero judges of character. In fact being total scavenger whores if you feed them a few times you’re their new best friend.
I can only say. this person would hate living next to me. Life would be one long siege. The good neighbor policy is wasted on me. No good neighbor would subject someone to the endless yowling and crap deposits.
Dog owners caught leaving crap should be forced to eat it.

Monica October 22, 2014 at 4:24 pm

Today we went to my sister in laws to drip off fire wood and my husband got off the truck but we stayed in with the windows up . He was unloading the wood and the 2 pits kept barking aggressively. Then finally his niece and nephew came out . And took one in. But their screen was punched out of the door frame so it coulve came out. Seriously I cannot stand them n heir nasty deadly dogs. Thye have a small wooden fence thats like 3 feet . Ill be calling animal control and reporting it so they can get a pitbull appropriate fence. No wonder why she kept talking in a quiet voice and complimented the quietness of our house. Theres no dog lol how emberassing for her id she ever brings over company because a pitbull doesnt make you look too feminime or civilized. She has her head up for a ss for no reason. Before she walks around like shes too good for someone she needs to move out hwr husbands moms house since shes no longer wih her husband and get rid of her pitbulls.

lily October 22, 2014 at 5:49 pm

I love how these mouth breathers try to explain dog behavior to people who want nothing to do with dogs.Maybe I should start blasting heavy metal all day and tell the neighbors to get over it because”hey,heavy metal is loud…thats just the type of music it is”.
Also gotta love the ol’dogs are a good judge of character bullshit.Not one dog cultist has been able to tell me why Hitlers dogs didnt attack him or what character flaw toddlers have that makes them worthy of a mauling.

sugary spice October 22, 2014 at 5:58 pm

How can a dumb, greedy, nasty, crap eating creature be a good judge of a person’s character? Do doggers realize how stupid that logic is? All a person would have to do is offer your dog food and the stupid thing would no longer feel “weird” around him/her.

Also I refuse to be a SLAVE to the constant HEADACHE and CHORE of a dog’s poop schedule. There will always be the stressful questioning of when the dog needs to be let out/did the dog crap in the house/I have to hurry home so the dog wont make a mess/when the dog was last taken out/who is watching the dog etc, – all that nonsense. Forget waking up at 4 am just to let the dog out to crap. Yeah, count me out.

Monica October 22, 2014 at 8:14 pm

Dogs have barked at me and im a sweet person. I was wearing a dark colored wig when I went to my friends house and her dog was literally snapping at me. Then I decided to put on my blonde one and the dog came and started licking me. Dogs are just dumb and like who they like and hate who they hate. All for no reason too.

I refuse to look at peoples dogs because I feel too good and smart of a person to awknowledge a mutt. Dog lovers die for that attention . Youd think they gave birth to them .

Monica October 22, 2014 at 10:16 pm

Theres a new ross fall commercial and its a family and friend party . Thanksgiving maybe ? Anyways a nasty long haired orange dog is pacing and following everyone . Its so gross. Is this the new normal? If so thank god im not even close to it. Thanksgiving is coming up and we will not be going to my sister in laws . She swears she throws good parties and she doesnt. Theyre actually really awkward. A pitbull in the room. Her son is a really rude gay guy 21 years old and acts like hes going through mid life crisis . Nothing against gays I just cant stand rude ones who take out all their anger on innocent people. Anyways what an enviroment. Everyone that lives there is critical and cant seem to talk to guest properly. Eww. So ill be making sure every thing is perfect here so when she stops by she gets envious because we are grounded and mutt free and shes not.

Adder October 23, 2014 at 3:42 am

Ah, the ol’ “great judge of character” argument. That one gives me s laugh every time. Dogs are way too dumb to tune into someone’s soul,feelings, or character. Sure, I’ll give you that they can read body language but most animals can to an extent. Hell, I used to own dogs and any time I put on a ball cap one of them would go bat shit crazy and start snapping with his tail between his legs. Yeah, he could totally sense my inner being. And that was when I actually loved dogs (still grosses me out but the past is the past haha). Dogs freak out over the stupidest things. And any nutjob that follows the “intuition” of a dog is an idiot.

mfatpony@aol.com October 23, 2014 at 6:54 am
mfatpony@aol.com October 23, 2014 at 7:21 am

The idea that they are expert judges of character sort of belies the meme of unconditional love.

StopTheDogMania October 23, 2014 at 8:32 am

I was reading this article today and I wanted to share it with you so you guys can see how warped the doggers mind is. The article it’s about cows and how gentle and sweet they can be and most people have no clue and we slaughter them by the thousands for food and most people don’t care just as long as you don’t slaughter a dog for food:


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