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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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Monica August 26, 2015 at 11:19 am

Heres a story of more crazy pits . The owner needed to be rescued but pits were chasing off emergency responders. I hope the owner got rid of the pits .


Monica August 26, 2015 at 12:06 pm

I just had a talk with my father in law and he told me that the dog that my sister in law has was given to her by my brother in laws girlfriend and the dogs parents both attacked people including the owners own child. He shared that the dogs were loved indoor dogs and never showed any signs of aggression. I told him that is exactly why I dont go over cause the dog looks unstable. But hes only 4 years old so every second that goes by is a second closer to when this time bomb will go off. Its sad but my only issue with her is that she owns a dangerous dog. If she didnt id be going over and visiting often. But its impossible. And I know they may not care. Or maybe they do and they think im being unreasonable . Eitherway I wont be involved in an attack and ill make sure nobody in my family is. They have a tiny fence and a screen door that has a huge hole in it. I guess they think they can trust their dog. I asked my husband if he knew about the attack n he said he did. So I know if he knows then its no secret. The dog isnt neutered by the way and is the boss in the house.

Canetoad August 26, 2015 at 12:30 pm

From the recycle-a-pit site that occasionally features the Mauler:

“Mickey is now doing play bows, and running zoomies around the park!”

What is that vicious animal doing running around a park? It was supposed to be shut up for the rest of its life. Ah, yes, but then it was transferred to a new secure facility. And now, as we all suspected, it’s running around a park looking for its next victim.

Monica August 26, 2015 at 2:07 pm

Somebody needs to contact that judge and let him know wtf is happening with that dog. I mean geez when someone goes to jail they dont go to jail then little by little they eventually end up at applebees during happy hour and post how their seared tuna and margaritas are so delicious . Not without some one saying something. Thats crazy! Exactly what I thought from observing a pit owner yesterday. They like to bend the rules and go against the grain in society. They expect laws to be changed for them.

Monica August 26, 2015 at 2:22 pm

I just wrote ashley loose an email. You can too by clicking on her name on this mickey story. I think the public deserves a follow up story


Bill August 26, 2015 at 7:55 pm

National dog day????? What more proof do you need that the world has gone mad?

Henrietta Everett August 27, 2015 at 3:59 am

Monica, Keep in mind we’re talking about dog slaves here.
Remember, dogs can’t do no wrong, because dogs are better than people.
Dogs lives are also more important than peoples lives too.

Had Enough w/Canines August 28, 2015 at 12:18 am

I thought I had heard it all:

I checked my phone messages for my home phone and found one I received at around 2pm today. (It’s almost Midnight here)
‘This is a Pet Amber Alert from your neighbor’ (no name given). ‘The pet missing is a 6 year old Golden Retriever named Duchess.’ ‘She disappeared (whatever date) and was last seen, (Blah blah blah, I stopped listening due to laughing my ass off).

I thought it was a joke, but it was a real message recorded apparently by the owner of the “Amber” and sent to everyone maybe in a specified phone prefix area. The entire message was recorded, (nothing missing from the beginning) so it must be a pretty sophisticated system. It had ‘press this number’ and ‘press that number’ for informing them.

Of course, it prompted my response of “I hope your stupid crap hound is lying dead on the railroad tracks somewhere and you find it in pieces,”

Partly incensed that this becomes a message system, and partly humored that it is a stupid waste of my time for a freakin dog, I just had to tell you guys. BTW, I live in the city of Los Angeles, in the valley, where everybody thinks dogs are better than people.

Don’t ask what’s next because you might find it’s worse than you want to hear.

Henrietta Everett August 28, 2015 at 12:57 am

Good thing I don’t live in the LA area. However, here up in Northern Manitoba there are still a plethora of dogs around.

mfatpony@aol.com August 28, 2015 at 5:39 am

All that crap does is dull people to real amber alerts for real children.
I hope you really said that. I would have done the same.

dogsfromhell August 28, 2015 at 4:36 pm

mfp Yes I agree! It will diminish the urgency of child amber alerts. I have never gotten one of these calls. How is ones’ s phone number obtained for this kind of solicitation?

mfatpony@aol.com August 28, 2015 at 6:40 pm

That’s the shortlist of dog issues dear.

Monica August 28, 2015 at 7:00 pm

Why does huffington post always post pitbull stories back to back ? It seems theyre trying to balance things out a bit. Reminds me of when I talk louder in public if I have to fart lol . Hey I dont do it all the time :p

Henrietta Everett August 28, 2015 at 8:26 pm

Hemy walks up to PA mic:
“Emergency! security alert! general lockdown!”
Gest arrested by Manchester Police, spends time in jail.

Hemy Walks up to mic
“Emergency! dog lost! mortal danger! security alert!”
nothing happens to Hemy, doggers run about.

How is this right doggers? oh, wait, it’s not!
calling an alert like it’s an emergency for your precious lost dog by phone-calling everyone saying that it’s an emergency is like me going to a PA system and saying “emergency! security alert! general lockdown!” and not expecting to be arrested.
If you lose a dog, put a lost dog poster up.
You don’t need to go emergency alert on us just because of your dog unless you know that it is going to hurt people in which case you should always keep it well-fensed in and tied up on a long enoguh chane that it can move aroudn but a strong enough chane that it can’t break it.
As americans say: “just sayin'”

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