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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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Canetoad April 15, 2015 at 4:22 am

The Mauler’s lights are now going to be switched off from 4.00 pm to 6.00 am to save money. There is much discontent amongst the worshippers.

dogsfromhell April 15, 2015 at 5:11 am

I read some of the comments from the groupies. One of them wants to start a gofundme to keep the lights on. Maybe someone should start a getalife campaign to help her cope with it.

mfatpony@aol.com April 15, 2015 at 7:30 am

Canetoad. Yes indeed it does look like they chopped it off gave it to him as a chew toy.
I love the ranting over the lights out. Perhaps it sould be pointed out that we pay our electric bill with our own funds not the taxpayers. It’s also about conservation on an already stressed power grid where humans come before a worthless dog in a cage.
As to Mickey being in the dark for 14 hours a day , The followers of that page are in the dark 24/7

Canetoad April 15, 2015 at 1:23 pm

Another hallowed rescue dog that bit the hand that fed it:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3035388/Family-s-newly-adopted-pit-bull-mauls-boy-four-face-attack.html#reader-comments

And if you haven’t found this yet, it’s worth a look:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/If-You-Watch-Mickey-On-Webcam-You-Seriously-Need-To-Get-a-Life/347212218821445?hc_location=ufi

– especially the screen shots of some of the naive and outlandish comments that have appeared on The Mauler’s site!

Canetoad April 16, 2015 at 6:22 am

My understanding was that, as a condition of The Mauler’s life being spared, he would be held in a secure facility and could never be adopted. Now I find this on The Mauler’s site:

[Question] Can they petition to have John bring Mickey home?

[Reply] We’ll just see what the court has to say on 5/14. We have no idea what will happen.

Anyone know what’s going on?

mfatpony@aol.com April 16, 2015 at 6:41 am

http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/help-w-moving-getting-a-place-to-not-lose-our-babies/332091

So the landlord is kicking them out but there has never been a problem with their 3 dogs. No one is working and they are begging for money to keep 3 dogs and a cat. Hey come on, they only want 5K.

mfatpony@aol.com April 16, 2015 at 8:23 am

No, but I’ve been expecting this from the beginning.

Canetoad April 16, 2015 at 9:29 am

So have I, MFP. I can’t help wondering if turning the lights off so that The Mauler spends more time in the dark is not entirely coincidental. Plus there are all the well-documented visits to the vet. It seems to me that The Mauler is morphing into a victim that needs saving. Hmm.

mfatpony@aol.com April 16, 2015 at 10:48 am

The lights out is a facitiy change in schedule. I have more questions about the days when that camera goes on the fritz for hours.
Until your meniton of the post on their FB I had heard of no court case. Likely a slip up. I’m sure they dont’ want any negative feedback to show up.
Every day dogs that have done much worse are sent to be rehabed and then cleared for adoption.
I just got done turning my stupid neighbor in. Pulled un and there is that f’ing collie in the road, stopped to take a picture in my car and the damn thing came charging at my car. Same f’ing dog that lunged at my sleeping indoor cat in the windowsill. My bullcrap meter is buried in the red zone.

dogsfromhell April 16, 2015 at 5:01 pm

Wow what scam artists. Just looking at that photo of THREE dogs in their bed makes me ill. What happens to the money if they don’t get enough for the down payment. Do they just get to keep it. I cant imagine that a landlord would still have a place available up until the last minute. If they said babies one more time I was going to hurl. That just reeks of scam.

dogsfromhell April 16, 2015 at 5:01 pm

Canetoad, I also though it had to have a muzzle on when it went out in public

dogsfromhell April 16, 2015 at 5:03 pm

They probably turn the lights out so no one can see its not in the cell. They are probably taking it out for walks and letting it roam around. It might be stalking more children

dogsfromhell April 16, 2015 at 5:20 pm

mfp Good for you. Let us know how it goes. I hope they get nailed.

mfatpony@aol.com April 16, 2015 at 8:03 pm

DFH. They used up the last ounce of goodwill i had left for them. And yes they will get nailed. Now not only are they breaking the AC codes. They’re spitting in the face of the Sheriff who has been out here twice since the first time they were given a warning.
None of this had to be this hard. Keep them quiet at night and in your own yard. The last few weeks have been the most peaceful in years. I”m not backing off.
As to the moochers with the three dogs. Depending on where they live good luck with the landlord getting them out easy. I doubt they are telling the truth about anything.I’m hoping the owner gave them a 30 day to comply with getting rid of the dogs or face a 3 day. Most likely they’re planning on how to total the place before the sheriff can move them out.
I have no idea why anyone who rents property allows pets.
As to M the Mauler. My guess is he’s out of that MASH unit a lot.

Canetoad April 17, 2015 at 6:45 am

DFH – I hadn’t thought of that. The Mauler is not going home with someone under cover of darkness, surely? Maybe the powers-that-be should check the Exalted One’s cell at three in the morning a couple of times a week?

Canetoad April 17, 2015 at 9:29 am

The Mauler’s webcam is down and will be for a few days. So, where will The Mauler be over the next few days? In its cell … or not?

mfatpony@aol.com April 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm

I would think there has to be a log of when any dog is in or out of the facility for any reason. It should be a public record.
May the Mickey Cam come back at them like a double edged sword.

miau April 17, 2015 at 2:00 pm

do you think Animal Control motivated by Pet Industry kills antidog activists? Maybe not directly but by passing data to some killers?
I have a green soccer (or any activity) field close to our neighborhood and it is used like pasture for a several dozens dogs every morning (and sometimes lunch time too) and all of them off leashes. It is strange that nobody complains. I get used to the idea that whatever I am active somebody is more active than I am. What does stop people to bring the environment in order? Why don’t they complain? Previous negative experience?
And big LDS temple is just across the street.

Canetoad April 17, 2015 at 2:04 pm
mfatpony@aol.com April 17, 2015 at 2:43 pm

I love it. Disgruntled Neighbors vs. Dog Owners
Hey! I’m a disgruntled neighbor. I had the nerve to complain after the neighbors border collie tried to lunge through my kitchen window and kill my cat. Who am I to complain. It’s not like the doggie got in and carried out it’s intentions.
I reported their loose mutt yesterday because I’m not going to shut my windows every time we leave the house for a few for fear of what might be going on as soon as we go down the road.
Lets add there has not been so much as a half hearted apology. Pretty sure they’re too busy feeling picked on.
Oh the poor dog owners in this case. I wonder the hundreds of times they were asked, yelled at or notified that their dogs were making life hell for another human being.
All of this goes on not because the neighbor is disgruntled it’s because dog owners think they own the world.
My neighbors have made this an all or nothing fight. Not us. 10 minutes became 15 then 20 and 30 then we ramped up to an hour of mind numbing dog barking from the canine jackhammer Then it went to hours on and off all through the night . Their little white mutt killed one of their chickens under my kitchen window one morning. How lovely. Well it was one less of thier chickens shitting on my car and door step. Hey I can’t control one dog lets get another. End result after multiple OC encounters. A late night pitch at my indoor cat. AND THEY STILL DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHY WE’RE SO PISSED!

mfatpony@aol.com April 17, 2015 at 4:26 pm

Miau. AC should be using hidden cameras to capture dog owners ignoring the law in parks. With a few officers on duty at all times in big parks they could pay them quite well and still turn a profit. Doggers call it ticketing for profit I see nothing wrong with it If you are obeying the rules you won’t be paying a fine
The scene you describe is caused by the growing number of dog owners who have no yard to house their pets in. Following the lead of each other they infest all public areas with a sense of self entitlement.

dogsfromhell April 17, 2015 at 5:27 pm

We should all write the Judge and thank him.

mfatpony@aol.com April 17, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Canetoad do you have a screenshot of that quote from the MtheM page on the court date.

Heather Storey April 17, 2015 at 9:31 pm

@canetode
I’m actually going to Law school next year, i would like to be a judge. I know that many people have complaints about dogs, but some judges are too generous to the dog owners, well i won’t. i won’t be generous plantifthe plaintif either, i plan on listening to all sides and considering what they have to say. However, i’m not letting dog worship bs stop me from telling an owner that he/she does need to keep his/her dogs quiet, especially at night when people are supposed to be sleeping. It’s not even common curtacy, it’s just something that should be done just because other people are around, no need for fancy wordings.

Canetoad April 18, 2015 at 3:01 am

MFP – Unfortunately I didn’t think to take a screen shot – wish I had. I copied and pasted the exact words (apart from the names) from that site on to this, so I know I got it right. However, when I tried to find it again, I couldn’t – which makes me think it was removed because someone had second thoughts about publicising it.

heather Storey April 18, 2015 at 10:23 am

To those opposed to debarking:
Debarking is not crule at all. The vet doesn’t render the dog unable to bark at all, rather, he/she takes a laser and zaps some of the tissue in the voice box area. This soffens the bark so it’s much more tollerable.
At least you people get to keep your beloved dog right? and we don’t have to hear its barking all night long right? It’s a win win, as long as you keep your dogs in your yard. If you don’t then problems will arise.

Canetoad April 19, 2015 at 1:50 am

Here’s something that I’ve never seen before – a Staffordshire Bull Terrier/Shar Pei Cross wearing a coat that reads, “I Need Space”.

https://www.facebook.com/CharlieTheSharPeiStaffyCross (Scroll down to the bit about the ride on the steam train.)

Well, I need space as well but if there isn’t any space I just have to put up with it. The dog is also wearing a muzzle (which is good), but why does it need space? If it’s a biter then it can’t bite with a muzzle on. If it means, “Don’t pet me” then why not just say so?

Some dog owners do have a sense of entitlement.

Heather Storey April 19, 2015 at 4:17 am

Canetode you’re being too nice. I’d have ust said no to the owner, unless the owner was willing to grant me the same space ‘privlidge’ that they do the dog. i can get quite nasty when i want to as well, so why don’t i get special privlidges? oh yeah, because i’m not special, and neitehr is your dog.

Robert April 19, 2015 at 5:25 am

Is anybody else grossed out by dog owners even when not with their creatures ? I am for sure because of their terrible hygiene due to letting the filthy dog lick sweat and sleep with them during the long hot nights . Then they Come in to work the next day at work filthy and want to engage with people

AnkleBiter April 19, 2015 at 8:23 am

RE: 240K judgement, rulings like this are important and prove that people shouldn’t have to put up with nuisance barking. On top of that, the ruling stated they need to be DEBARKED! AWESOME! Though I would not have waited 10 years to file suit. That barking would have gone on a couple of weeks max before I did anything. No way would I put up with that crap for a decade. My drive by barker got away with it for almost 2 years before I hauled his ass to mediation. I should have done it much sooner.

mfatpony@aol.com April 19, 2015 at 8:47 am

Debarking is not for the victims of the dog abuse. It’s a gift to negligent dog owners so they can keep their craphound. Unless a court order were to specify that any dog in their possession be debarked the situation will likely revert back to it’s original status with a new yapper in place. Rinse and Repeat.
Good luck on collecting the settlement.

dogsfromhell April 19, 2015 at 1:16 pm

There is a woman at my job with two pit bulls. Every time she comes into office and stands within a few feet of me I start to feel a disgusting tickle in my throat and my nose stuffy. She has the faint smell of dog on her clothing …agghhhhh

Canetoad April 19, 2015 at 2:29 pm

It’s not often that I agree with PETA but I thought this was a very good article on no-kill shelters.

http://www.peta.org/issues/companion-animal-issues/animal-shelters/kill-label-slowly-killing-animals/

The no-kill shelters’ struggle to save every animal that comes through the door (which means dogs in most cases) is leading to animals suffering. Hardly a surprise.

Canetoad April 19, 2015 at 2:55 pm

Interesting blog on the uselessness of dogs. Some good comments, too.

http://thegaloot.blogspot.co.uk/2004/05/why-dogs-suck.html

mfatpony@aol.com April 19, 2015 at 5:40 pm

If you donate one thing to a shelter. donate cat specific toys. Kittens in crates with squat to satisfy their need to play hunt.
No-kill is only profit for the pet industry. Not for the well being of the aniamls.

mfatpony@aol.com April 19, 2015 at 7:07 pm

DFH, does she reek of unwashed sex and peanut butter ?

StopTheDogMania April 20, 2015 at 7:54 am
nori April 20, 2015 at 10:33 am

Canetoad: that ‘galoot’ blog was excellent.
It’s fascinating, in a disgusting way, observing how much control dogs have over their humans. People who were once free to stay out late, ski into the back country etc, now say, “oh, I have to get home to pookie, he’s been alone all day, or ‘I can’t go up too high as the snow is deeper and pookie will have a hard time of it.’ And they’re oblivious. Ugh.

miau April 20, 2015 at 10:48 am

mfatpony@aol.com,
this morning there were few sh..eaters and only one idiot kept his baby (big vomit here when I here devil called baby) out of leashes.
Will continue to monitor.

mfatpony@aol.com April 20, 2015 at 8:43 pm

My neighbors haven’t quite figured out the new rules. No more knee jerk reactions or yelling , pleading . We record and if they persist we call AC.
We are not going to call AC when I detect they are trying to trigger a response. I’m sure it would tickle them to have us call over every bit of nonsense. That way they can look like the vicitms.
Their dog tried to lunge through my window and kill my cat. They changed the landscape of this feud.
I can’t count how many times the floor rat has tried to bite my heels. I have OC spraed the other dog and it ended with their bigger dog trying to kill a cat that was in my house.
My neighbors have become certifed white trash.
I am still waiting for an apology for what happened.

miau April 21, 2015 at 4:26 pm

Our green soccer field was full of sh..eaters this morning again. I guess somebody from AC warned them.

mfatpony@aol.com April 21, 2015 at 5:38 pm

They warn each other. Soical media.

mfatpony@aol.com April 22, 2015 at 7:54 am

Called AC last night around 9. Dog loose in my yard monday moring . Open door and it comes running snarling and barking. 3 hour on and off howling Monday night. Started again Tuesday evening around 9. Told neighbor her dog barked 3 hours last night we’re not listening to it again tonight. Her response. You shut up.
We watched someone out for a walk have to fend her loose dogs off with a stick in the road yesterday. No one was home. I hope to see the woman again today and try and talk her into calling AC rather than just putting up with it or not walking down this road.
Note that dog never made another peep last night.

not tellin!!!! April 22, 2015 at 2:31 pm

why would u make this!?! Dogs arn’t harable!!! Dogs are amazing!! you forgot to put in ur blog about the dogs that save peolples live the dogs that sniff out bombs the service dogs the dog that saved a baby from a snake the dog that found a boy after he got lost the dogs that fight in the military with their partner and just the dogs out there that save people lives for a living and simply thedogs that are good and not doing any harm to anyone!!!!!!!! Dogs are one of Gods creations that desirve to live a good life!! this web page is very rude and unnesary!! Most people are worse than any dog i ever met in my whole life!! And that whole thing about your cat getting killed well why was your cat sitting by an open window!?!? This page is very offensiveto me-an animal lover and anyone who loves animals but dog especially!

dogsfromhell April 22, 2015 at 3:55 pm

“And that whole thing about your cat getting killed well why was your cat sitting by an open window!?!? This page is very offensiveto me-an animal lover and anyone who loves animals but dog especially!”

Huh? Apparently you aren’t offended (as an animal lover of course), that the cat was killed. Does this mean there is a hierarchy of animals with dogs being the most valued or significant animals? Do you love animals so much that you are a vegan or do you, like most dogsters, feed other less important animals to your dog. What happens when mice and other vermin are attracted to your dog’s food ? Do you “relocate” them or trap and release? Don’t bother to BS we are already keenly aware that doggers are prolific liars.

PS “Dogs are one of Gods creations”

You may want to research the history/origins of dogs in which case you should learn that dogs are clearly not a “creation of god” but rather a hybrid, mutant, concoction more like a lab experiment than a creation of god or nature.

PSS While you are in the library check out spelling as well.

mfatpony@aol.com April 22, 2015 at 5:35 pm

If my cat is the subject of this rant. She isn’t dead. Just got a big banged up jumping out of the window. And she can sit in the windowsill and enjoy the fresh air and watch the little animals any time she wants.
If not for reinforcing our screens it might have been much worse. I think the bigger question is why was the crap hound out menacing and looking for things to kill at 10pm instead of in bed with it’s loving mistress licking it’s balls.
Dogs are from a branch of the wolf family that were scavengers. They came in close so they could dine on a better class of shit than just their own. I mean how long can you survive just eating each other’s recycled turds.
Dogs are often useful tools in S&R , as real Service Dogs and in Law Enforcement or military. If you read the blog you would have seen that is mentioned.
My neighbors dogs serve no purpose but to make life hell for anyone who uses the public road in front of her house or has to listien to jackhammer moron dog bark at nothing.
Now run along. Your dog just finshed digging out it’s ass hole and wants to play kissy face with you

mfatpony@aol.com April 22, 2015 at 5:59 pm

I think my reply may have went to spam.
I guess now to keep our house cats safe from marauding dogs they need to be caged and kept away from the windows.

dogsfromhell April 22, 2015 at 6:53 pm

mfp, Yes I found your comment in spam and yours are always worth retrieving. Well said as usual!

mfatpony@aol.com April 22, 2015 at 7:35 pm

“And that whole thing about your cat getting killed well why was your cat sitting by an open window!?!? This page is very offensiveto me-an animal lover and anyone who loves animals but dog especially!”

the better question little toad, Is what is waiting for the dog the next time it tries to stick it’s head through my open window.

Canetoad April 23, 2015 at 12:19 am

not tellin!!!! – Do you realise that your comment must be the most illiterate post EVER to have appeared on this site? You identified yourself as a dog lover in the first line! Not all dog owners are illiterate. Dog worshippers usually are. Now, I suggest you sign up for evening classes in literacy and write ‘horrible’ a hundred times.

By the way, there are useful dogs – such as police sniffer dogs – but for every useful dog there are a thousand and one needy, crapping, vicious, hair shedding, having-it-off-with-your-leg dogs. Their deluded and emotionally needy owners mistake crapping on the carpet for unconditional love, which says it all.

dogsfromhell April 23, 2015 at 4:20 am

I suggest you sign up for evening classes in literacy and write ‘horrible’ a hundred times.

Canetoad, HaHa, Too funny!

mfatpony@aol.com April 23, 2015 at 6:05 am

The so called animal lovers that elevate dogs to gods and marginalizes all other animals and humans.
Every day on in every corner of the planet dogs are killing other dogs, Other pets and humans.
Doggers will rant about songbirds that cats kill but ignore the dog killing off native water foul while leaving beaches and waterways brimming with their feces. All the while filling the air with noise pollution.

Canetoad April 23, 2015 at 7:55 am

What is it with dog worshippers? It seems that EVERY dog, no matter how vicious or useless, has to be saved. Take a look at ‘Rocco’ here:

https://www.facebook.com/helprelocate4rescuedogsduetofosterevtion?fref=nf
(scroll down to the cute pibble boy in the crate and put the sound on)

HOW ON EARTH is that dog of any use to anyone? Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark and so on, plus it wrecks crates, as shown in the photos.

From the site: “This is david recording how rocco has come to act, and all david is doing is standing near the kennel. Rocco has officially lost all his “marbles”, he has even started lunging at david. David even had to switch kennels because rocco has chewed big holes in his old one, where he can fit his snout out which is very bad since he is very dog aggressive, I will post the photo’s of the holes in the old kennel in another post (keep a look out). Rocco and his issues are getting worse and this is an OFFICAL PLEA FOR HELP this dog needs to be re-located ASAP, david has to move soon and CANNOT TAKE HIM.”

Maybe “not tellin!!!!” would like to adopt it, though I doubt that it would be allowed in the basic literacy class.

AnkleBiter April 23, 2015 at 8:09 am

Thanks for coming by, not tellin!!!! You’ve brought to life the exact stereotype of a moron dog worshiper. Not being able to spell, relate to other humans or put together a coherent post. Keep on keeping it real, my friend.

Henrietta Everett April 23, 2015 at 9:00 am

I don’t get it, how is it that when people say “i don’t like cats” everyone turns the other way, but god help you if you say “i don’t like dogs” society views dogs as “man’s best friend.” yeah, that shits everywhere it wants to, that makes enough noise that people lose sleep over it, and they smell to high hell. Yeah, some friend. idiots.
No, i won’t say “at least cats are better” because i respect the oppinion of those that don’t like cats. I don’t aggree with them but i don’t shove Sangy in their faces do i? maybe i should start, then they get a taste of their own medecin.

mfatpony@aol.com April 23, 2015 at 10:55 am

Henrietta Everett, When was the last time you read about a cat, hamster or pet rabbit that killed a 2 month old baby in a bouncy swing.
I see the Mickey the Mauler site is trying to pawn a dingo off on someone. Who’s going to say it ????

mfatpony@aol.com April 23, 2015 at 12:07 pm

Canetoad. I just can’t figure out why that foster parent was evicted with those sweet babies.

Canetoad April 23, 2015 at 12:47 pm

MFP – It says on the site that ‘since new management took over they have evicted everyone who owns a so called “vicious breed”.

A ‘so called’ vicious breed? No doubt Rocco the nanny dog is as soft as butter under that tough exterior. Though having seen those wrecked crates it seems to me that Rocco is more like a cross between a canine version of The Incredible Hulk and Jaws.

mfatpony@aol.com April 23, 2015 at 3:39 pm

Hehe. I was being sarcastic. There’s probably 5 figure damages in their apartment. From the looks of Rocco maybe more.

BigDogHater April 23, 2015 at 7:43 pm

I don’t necessarily hate all dogs per say, but I’m becoming much less tolerant of them. I can’t stand any large dog though, with gsds and pits being my all time least favorite for being extremely fugly and dangerous.

Like a lot of people here, I’m also quite annoyed with what dog culture has become where disliking dogs is seen as disgraceful. Another thing is people bringing their dogs anywhere and everywhere. Seriously, I was in Home Depot today and saw not one, but two dudes with dogs. Why on earth would you need to bring a dog to Home Depot anyway? And they weren’t even service dogs; they literally just brought their dogs to a hard where store.

nerissa April 23, 2015 at 10:52 pm

My boyfriend has this dog that I can’t stand.
I swear to God, this dog is the worst dog in the whole world. It could make a person jump out a window.
She barks at nothing, and will not stop barking. She also barks every time he leaves the room, and wakes up our daughter.
She takes and chews EVERYTHING. My Stuff, His stuff, Baby’s stuff, even random crap she can get her paws on. Damn dog has chewed up over 2,000 dollars of my stuff in the last year. AND I DON’T EVEN WANT THE DAMN THING!
She bites, and won’t stop. I have made it clear to him, if she bites our daughter she better be gone by the time I make sure she’s okay, or I’mma murk that dog.
She wakes up, annoys, and won’t leave my baby alone. She’ll fall asleep, and the damn dog will lick her face, bark, or even jump on her and wake her up.
She eats Shit. her shit, other dog shit, baby shit. Any kind of shit, she eats it and her breath smells like shit and then she wants to lick everyone. And people say dogs don’t have germs in their mouth, YEAH MAYBE IF THEY DON’T EAT SHIT!
She needs attention 24-7. and I mean ALL THE TIME! The dog doesnt know what to do with herself. Even if I get up and go in the other room, she’s gotta jump up and be like “ME ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” SHe gets jealous of the baby too when I play with the baby and not her. SHE ISN”T MY DOG! WHY SHOULD I PLAY WITH HER!?
She is stupid. She doesn’t listen, she does the dumbest shit I have ever seen any animal do. I swear, a goldfish is smarter than that dog.

Funny thing is, my bf goes on and on about how she’s such a good dog and makes excuses for her and says I should spend more time with her. WHY? She’s your dog! You spend time with her! Then he says I can’t have a cat, because “Trixie (dog) won’t like a cat.” I LEFT MY FIVE CATS AT MY MOTHERS WHEN I MOVED IN WITH YOU AND THEY ARE AWESOME CATS THAT DON’T CHEW STUFF, EAT SHIT, BARK 24-7 AND ACT LIKE MORONS!
I wish he’d get rid of that demon dog from hell.

GG April 24, 2015 at 4:01 am

Nice website, I am glad to find some like minded folk. I live in the Netherlands, we have the same problem here, and its getting bigger and bigger.

My house is directly in front of a park and so I have the privilege to watch people walking their dogs all day long. I have watched so many people walking their dog in my years living here, that I should get awarded a PhD for ‘professional dog watcher’.

It’s just that I don’t hate dogs, I hate their owners. With most dog owners, when I look in their face, I see the dog. There is not a trace of intelligence to be found there. I think dog ownership should be banned because it is not cultured to have a society where people are walking with a leashed beast. Its something that belongs in a Mad Max movie. I think it is really anarchist. Also, people have these smelly idiots only because they are worshiping the alpha male primitive instinct in a primitive way.

AnkleBiter April 24, 2015 at 7:50 am

Henrietta, I don’t know why it’s socially acceptable to say “I hate cats”. I hear it a lot. But if you say “I hate dogs”, whooooaaa Nellie, suddenly you’re a bad person and people will disassociate with you because of it. Why do cats generate hatred but canine crap machines garner love and admiration? I can only imagine it has to do with ancient superstitions over cats. Get with the times, people.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 8:33 am

People! Cats don’t generally provide the drooling needy behavior to ensure the devotion of it’s food source. You mistreat a cat and it will always remember. Kick your dog down the stairs , forget to feed it for 3 days and the thing will still come running if you use a doopy voice and the stupid thing will come simpering over and go belly up.

dogsfromhell April 24, 2015 at 10:50 am

I think it has to do with dog owners being narcissistic.

lily April 24, 2015 at 11:27 am

mfp,your dog owning neighbors are freakin idiots…you’re going to have to kill a dog to get your point across.In a way I envy you because I dont have the option to blast the dog across the road.My neighbors arent stupid enough to test me anymore so the dog just stands in the backyard barking its brains out.Just screamed at it to shut the **** up loud enough for them to hear.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 11:49 am

DFH. My dog owning neighbor is the poster child for personality disorders.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 11:58 am

LiveLeak.com – Pitbull attack in Curitiba – Brazil – Warning: Graphic

mfaptony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 12:45 pm

Lily, That is an insult to freaking idiots.
If just killing her mutts would fix the problem it would have been done long ago. They replace dogs like TP.
From what I seen the other day their dogs are on the path to actually bite someone. The collie is a good sized dog. I’ll be happy to testify that the dogs are aggressive and the owner knew it.
If the barking starts again. I hope she likes seeing her name on the police blotter. Over and over and over. She told me in effect to leave her alone. I’ll let the officers sort it out.
I consider her a grade A mental case. She doesn’t like me either. If she kept her dogs in check we could pretend each other didn’t even exist. She’s just not happy unless she’s making trouble.
Her and her parents are the reason we hate dogs.

lily April 24, 2015 at 1:17 pm

mfp,I had a similar conversation with a cop that parked on the dead end road to do paperwork recently.He knocked on their door and told them to shut it up and then told me he was surprised it hadnt been meatballed yet.As I told him it really wouldnt matter since dogs are a cheap consumer product to be broke and replaced.They do it with dogs,cats and whatever the hell else they have in their home.They have 2 beautiful Himalayan cats that just run loose despite the coyotes that roam our woods.One had kittens and moved them by my porch.I noticed three pairs of blue eyes staring at me from the bushes this morning and long story short they are now in my house and not happy about it.
It honestly makes me angry knowing that the useless shit hound was inside their house comfortable while these cats were outside during a hailstorm we had 4 days ago.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 2:42 pm

If the cat isn’t chipped it’s a stray. Thank you for caring. The old man next door actually made fun of me for getting my cats fixed. Called them its every chance he got. I asked doesn’t it make him sad when one of his gets killed. No. another one comes along.
Funny he looks like a sweet old man but he’s a disgusting human being. He would work for weeks to fix systems so he didn’t have to feed and water his animals every day. No wonder the dogs in that kennel he had were all nuts.
I found dog crap today. I”m going to start dumping it on the road in front of her house.
A lot of this is a social problem with the pet neglect being a red flag. Makes you wonder what else is going on in their homes.

sugary spice April 24, 2015 at 2:47 pm

I asked a friend why is it socially acceptable to hate cats and the best reason they can come up with is that cats are aloof and independent creatures. Dogs on the other hand, never leave your side and are actually “happy” to see the owner when he/she comes home, and that they can be “trained” to do whatever you want. Also dogs have been by our side for thousands of years and blah blah blah. All of that nonsense means nothing to me. What’s wrong with saying that you don’t want or never will like an animal that stinks to high heaven, constantly begs for food, is ugly, annoys people, bites people, needs constant attention, and defecates all over your home, yard, and community?

I am guessing so many people love dogs because it pees on the floor and annoyingly barks at the top of it’s lungs whenever the owner returns home. I also assume people love dogs because they like the fact that they want something, anything to seemingly worship them. But in reality, most dog owners are simply slaves to these annoying mutts. Count me out.

Canetoad April 24, 2015 at 2:48 pm

Another attack by an Alaskan malamute – this time on a three-year-old girl.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-aged-three-mauled-familys-5575869

Note the quote from a breeder of these dogs: “Alaskan Malamutes are bred for their well balanced temperament, historically they are actually known for their babysitting qualities.”

Really, how does a dog babysit a young child? Oh, yes – by attacking him/her.

sugary spice April 24, 2015 at 2:55 pm

Those dangerous breeds of dogs need to be banned. And anyone who honestly believes that pit demons, Alaskan malamutes, or any dog for that matter is a great babysitter is simply an idiot.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm
mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 3:23 pm

My neighbor must love her dogs becasue they’re too stupid to run away when they have the chance. Oh wait one did. She neglected one hound so bad it packed up and left. Moved up the road. Teh people took good care of it and it stopped being a pain in the butt.
They have also made fun of me for keeping my cats indoors. I guess when you think its normal to see your cat dead on the road or chewed by a dog that’s how you think. I often wonder what version of the bible they use in that church they worship.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 3:36 pm

Look up the death of a 2 month old baby in Dallas tx by pit bull.

Sass April 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

My friend claims that the aggressive tendencies are being “bred out” of restricted breed dogs. Please, tell me how that happens.

Well, 99.9% of the time his “bully breed” dog is a friendly, submissive idiot. However, he has displayed sudden aggression once, with each of us. Barking, growling and showing teeth. He still becomes the stupid submissive dope as soon as you yell or stare him down. Apparently the slobber hound is so intelligent that he forgets who we are once in a blue moon.

Trust me, I am hardly intimidated by this thing. He literally gets off by being submissive. Rolls over on his back showing you his “red rocket” every time he gets yelled at. But if any dog decides to draw blood on me, it will be the end of it.

I have numerous friends who now have trouble finding living arrangements because of their banned breed. It makes me irate listening to them complain or shrug their shoulders with idiotic looks on their faces because they “don’t understand!”

One of my friends announced on Facebook that she’s sick of how stupid men are, and wants to marry her dog (ugly pitbull). She also follows Mickey the Mauler’s Facebook page and is brainwashing her young daughter into the dog regime. Saying her daughter chose (probably with some coaxing) to donate her saved allowance to some animal organization. She also wanted the Easter Bunny to bring things for the dogs, and not her….and the Easter Bunny listened. Now the poor girl misses out on the simple things like some Peeps or chocolate bunnies.

Her pit monster was also dying of cancer for a while, or still is, I don’t know, and now because it gained a ton of weight after being anorexic (not eating…key symptom the animal knows it’s time to go) she posted a pic saying “all is well” and whatnot and it got a ridiculous amount of likes.

I’m sure she spent a crapton of money, and is probably in debt whether or not the dog is actually OK. Which I also don’t understand. Normally by the time you find cancer or some other terminal condition in an animal, they are already in the process of dying from it. It’s a sad truth. Yet many dog owners, and pet owners in general, will go into debt to prolong their suffering in a selfish final act of being able to kiss their decomposing dog’s butthole for an extra few days/weeks/months.

ANOTHER friend of mine has a dog that looks about 50 human-years old. The only thing wrong with it is that it can’t control it’s body functions…yet it’s not an outdoor dog, even though they have a fenced-in backyard. They clean the sh*t and piss DAILY, IN THE HOUSE.

Sass April 24, 2015 at 3:48 pm

I think my posts keep getting sent to spam or something. I know this isn’t anybody’s fault but it gets agitating as I take time to type them out then I can’t even go back or resubmit.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 4:24 pm

For all the fandom on the pit pages it’s not a ball of sunshine trying to find a place to roost with the beast. Home Owners Insurance has the numbers. It’s how they calculate your rate. And how they decide what is excluded or a special policy.
Pitters are trying to force HOI to cover all dogs claiming discrimination in a few states. A town in Cali was passing around a petition to try and force legislation that would make all rentals pet friendly.
If and when these groups get their way all Home Owners Ins will skyrocket as will rent.
Landlords should not only be allowed to refuse pets but refuse ESA unless they were screened as part of the lease.
Landlords that rent houses and allow pets sould by law have to erect sturdy fencing no lower than 4 feet with self latching gates. And be required to maintain it. No shelter should adopt any pet to someone unless they can prove they own their home or have a signed notarized permission slip from the legal owner of the property.
Adoption fairs should be banned. The party like feel just makes sane people do something they shouldn’t.

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 5:17 pm

While I make my fair share of typos I did want to point out that ‘ Church they worship ‘ is not one of them.
The idea that going to church makes you special follows the same dirt path to the ass that getting dogs and using them for attention whoring My bumper fish is bigger than your bumper fish. My dog was more abused than your dog.
All together now sing. Aren’t we special !!!!!!
Only a dog owner would think they are being harassed when someone gets tired of hearing their mutt jack hammering for hours or be a bit cross when a dog tries to kill their indoor pet by lunging at a window in someone else’s home.
Happens again and her dog is going to eat both barrels and I’ll pick up the cost of the new screen. The cats have it a bit tatty any how.
I don’t think she has the mental capacity to figure out why I’m so mad or that she should have been over here the next day with at least a decent pretend apology.

bluewatj April 24, 2015 at 7:26 pm

http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2008/05/10-reasons-you-should-never-have-a-religion/
I can’t help but notice how similar this is to “the dog delusion”. Mfp. you would probably like this site.

Henrietta Everett April 24, 2015 at 7:35 pm

GG:
It was also a problem in the Manchester neighbourhood i lived in for the first 19 years of my life. I nearely got attacked by a dog several years ago. it was a big dog, it was also trying to attack this little kitten that was hanging out, nobody found its owner, it was stray so i took it in and named her Sanguini. She would have been killed by that dog had i not have been there and had my grandma (RIP) not have used a cane on that evil thing.

Oh, and for the doggers that say “you condemn us for rescuing our dogs yet your little sanguini is a rescue.” She was a 3 week old kitten, not a four year old pit bull! I grwe up with cats and knwe that she was about 3 weeks old by her size. The difference is is that i found her as a baby, a tux cat, black and white, and made sure she would become a well-trained cat, and did the things i am supposed to to take good care of her. Now all she likes to do is lay in the son or on the couch and watch the Peoples court. She doesn’t caer what’s on TV, she just lays there on her pillo and doesn’t bother anyone. same with Precious and Eric while they were still alive.
I’d like to meet a dog that is like that.

dogsfromhell April 24, 2015 at 8:36 pm

Pitters are trying to force HOI to cover all dogs claiming discrimination in a few states.

hmmmmmm…..I wonder who’s smarter, a pit nutter or an actuary??

mfatpony@aol.com April 24, 2015 at 8:52 pm

Bluewatj. I have the hard copies of that Along with having it bookmarked. I’ve handed it out as often as the butthurt forms.
I have low tolerance for people who can’t think for themselves.
PItters are like a religion. Some fool started a myth about nanny dogs and all the other garbage and no matter what you say they can only blither the words of their leader and hiss at anyone who doesn’t fall in line or worse questions the dogma.
The best example of all is this timeless classic
DOG IS MAN’S BEST FRIEND.
closely followed by
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
They even pass the colleciton plate if you figure in gofundme and youcaring and any other site that allows scamming.

Adder April 24, 2015 at 11:44 pm

So I was hanging around on Imgur and someone posted this video…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKn0hL9aBs

Basically, it starts off as this couple adopting a child. They eventually grow tired of her and decide to ditch her by the road. But… PLOT TWIST! The child actually represented a dog the whole time. Anyways, the comments in response to the video were sickening. Typical doggers -_-

“Am I a terrible person? I didn’t feel anything until I realized it was a dog… Now I’m sad.”

“I was more sad when I found out it was a dog…”

“So uh…………..am I the only one that thought it was actually more sad once it was shown to be a dog?”

“Is it bad that I felt much worse after she was a dog?”

There were several more with a bit of foul language in them, so I left them out. But the idea was the same. Although, they weren’t the majority of comments it still irritates me to think people think this way.

Canetoad April 24, 2015 at 11:45 pm

MFP – That Alaskan malamute page is interesting in that it is well-balanced. It’s not full of emotive tosh about why these furbabies are misunderstood.

Unfortunately, a lot of none-too-bright people decide that they want one of these dogs because they look pretty (well, I guess they do when compared with bull breeds) and have no regard for the amount of exercise it needs or its destructive traits.

A six-day-old baby girl was savaged to death by a malamute in Wales last year.

Canetoad April 24, 2015 at 11:51 pm

The Mauler’s page is encouraging people to send postcards to a rabbit.

Now, I have nothing against pet rabbits. In fact, I quite like them.

But what sort of people send postcards to a rabbit? It can’t read them, it doesn’t know what is going on. I guess it’s the same emotion-driven women (for 99% of The Mauler’s followers are such women) that worship anything that moves, as long as it’s not a snake, a spider … or a child.

Canetoad April 25, 2015 at 12:04 am

How dog owners treat a countryside beauty spot:

http://www.essexcountystandard.co.uk/news/localnews/12904631.Walkers_express_disgust_at_dog_mess_dumped_at_beauty_spot/

Dog owners are disgusting. They should shove a cork up their animal’s backside before going out if they can’t face bringing its crap home and disposing of it properly.

mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2015 at 7:01 am

Canetoad. They have no choice you see. There are no bins so they have to toss their bags of crap on the ground. Other wise as one poster quipped. It makes for an unpleasant ride home !
I’ve hunted and camped in many places where you pack in and pack out. Dog owners need a good slapping.
There should be public slappings. Irate citizens get to state their case and the judge hands down the sentence of a public slapping.
The first idiot dog owner who decided to leave a bag of crap and worse the second one who instead of going. wow that’s nasty and taking theirs and the one left instead piled it on.
I don’t know maybe a public slapping isn’t enough. How about a good head cruch on a brick wall.
Dogs don’t belong in these areas anyway.

mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2015 at 7:34 am

Canetoad. That site is good about realistic facts about dog breeds.

kn April 25, 2015 at 10:10 am
mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2015 at 11:05 am

http://reisnervetbehavior.com/blog/2012/05/19/infant-swings-and-dog-bite-risk-national-dog-bite-prevention-week-post-1/

Kn someon in the comments was excited that other dog breeds had killed a baby other than a pit. They left links that I won’t use but did google it.
First any dog bite to a newborn or months old infant is going to be serious. Second. Who would want any dog around their baby? I have friends who put screen doors on the nursery to keep the cat out but the dog is somehow encouraged to be as close to the baby as possible.
Most important someone who lists statistics where other breeds have bitten or even killed a baby. They have to ignore the overwhelming number one breed that kills and leaves human beings disfigured for life. The general grouping of dogs and type of dogs called pit bulls.

mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2015 at 11:53 am

Canetoad. Mickey has been offline for a week and even with requests no one posted a picture of him. Something any of us could do with our phone in less than a minute.
Bunny diversion.

Canetoad April 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm

A few years ago, if a dog was born deformed it would be ‘put to sleep’. Now, it becomes a celebrity, just like The Mauler.

http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/save-petunia-the-cleft-palate-pitbull-puppy-/343576

What on earth is the point? This dog’s medical bills are estimated to be £20,000 … and that’s only for the next three months. And it’s a pit bull, not ‘Baby Petunia’!

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