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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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Henrietta Everett September 22, 2014 at 3:16 am
mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2014 at 8:35 am

This is a comment from the story Henrietta posted. I removed the name of the Pitwit. You can’t make this stuff up.

I am sorry but if she were attacked that badly that recently, she would not be posing like she is with little to no bruising… i think this is a false report. also to those who say that killing is in the dogs genetics… its in ALL genetics. even the smallest chihuahua is bred to protect and kill certain animals… so does that mean kill all dogs in general?? It is not the dog’s fault to how it was raised… I whom have a seizure disorder OWN a pit baby and he has done nothing but protect me and insure my safety as I HAVE TAUGHT HIM!! If a human child is taught at an early age that it is ok to abuse and kill another person, then the liability is just as high… but you do not see us committing global genocide… you people need to educate yourselves before making such allegations…. PROUD PIT OWNER HERE!!!!

Christian Woods September 22, 2014 at 10:06 am

The strange thing is, that Hemy actually grew up with the girl atatcked.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2014 at 1:20 pm

I hope she is doing well.
It amazes me the way doggers minimize attacks. Malign the victim and then pull out the all dogs bite argument. Comparing the bite of a floor rat to a pitbull is like saying being hit by a roller skate is the same as being plowed into by a 18 wheel truck.

monica September 22, 2014 at 3:43 pm

Mfp. I hate when they do that too. All dogs don’t go for the neck like the lion , bear and bull killers. They lie and lie hoping to god the pitbull that’s laying on the floor as they type that doesn’t turn on them like all the other Pitts do. I can’t defend a dog over a human . It’s really sad they said she was trying to pose for the article well sweetheart who cares I’d be taking pictures and talking to the press too! Who doesn’t like a little attention? Does that person think the cast were just put on for looks ? I’m sure the Dr . Wouldn’t have gave them to her for looks. Especially because when providing a icd.9 code to her insurance they will also as for proof like a x.ray . Some people are so insensitive !

monica September 22, 2014 at 3:46 pm

And if a chihuahua was attacking my son I’d grab it or kick it like a football! But a pitbull? Aren’t they strong as men twice their weight? Isn’t that why people train them by tying cars to them so they can build muscle. You can tie a car to a husky and that car won’t be going anywhere. Nasty if you ask me, they are sharks out of water .

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2014 at 4:02 pm

Monica. All dogs can bite. But not all dogs bite for the same reason. And in the story Henrietta posted it was a sustained attack. This dog wasn’t biting out of fear, lack of socialization or territory so much as it was doing what felt good to it.
I copied that one commenters post because people like it represent so many doggers when you say the word bad and pitbull in the same sentence.
Even a floor rat can deliver a serious bite that need medical attention. I have yet to hear of one that pulled off fingers, arms or resulted in the amputation of legs or death by chewing a neck or face apart.
There are many breeds of dogs that need to be banned. The pitbull is just the flagship for the movement.

lily September 22, 2014 at 5:44 pm

Its going to be tragically hilarious when that nitwit has a seizure and her “baby” attacks her because its to stupid to understand whats going on.PROUD PIT OWNER….until you get mangled and have to beg the public for money to cover your face transplant,that is.

If any as these social rejects really cared about this breeds well being they’d be the first to push for its gradual extinction through sterilization.These dogs suffer and cause suffering just by being what they are.

Henrietta Everett September 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm

Back when i lived in Manchester there was a pitbull living not far from where i lived.
I was 9 years old walking to school with my Grand, and she’d always take me accross the street from the dog because she thought it would attack me. I remember it barking like mad and jumping at the fense.
The worst part is, it did break free. Luckily my grand was there to save me that day, not so much as a bite.
Sadly now, as you guies may have known, my grand, who is the first of my name, Henrietta “hemy” Everett I, died in June of mesothelioma, which is cancer caused by asbestos. It was hard for Christian and I to make the trip to Manchester, not to mention hard for my parents to pay for the funeral expenses. Thankfully she left us in her will and things worked out.
I mention this because i hear all the time of people chipping in for a funeral of a pitbull like the one that lived down the street from where i lived back home, and it saddens and angers me so much.
A woman dies of mesothelioma… oh well the family can take care of it.
A pitbull dies possibly due to bing put down because of an attack or whatever reason… holy hell we all must help the dog’s family with the dog’s funeral!
I’m sorry but i have no interest in helping a dog’s family untill they start showing consideration for families that lose loved ones to things like mesothelioma. I know there are seddlements and that, but sometimes, a comunity being nice wwill suffice as well. I’m not asking for much, only that if you can pay 15 pounds for a dog that you barely even know, i’d at least expect you to give 10 pounds to a grieving family that is having a hard time with funeral expenses.

Rest in peace granny.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2014 at 9:28 pm

Something from someone older than you Hemy. The dog mania is near fever pitch. Fads come and go and with any luck this nut bag behavior about dogs will subside to low roar with only the social misfits classified with the crazy cat lady who hoards a hundred cats in her car.
I talk to people every day who just aren’t that in love with that rescue mutt they’ve taken on. How many new carpets, sofa’s and car interiors can one family absorb before reality comes knocking on the door.
Grief leaves our emotions wide open for abuse. Recognize that and let it go and cherish what sounds like a wonderful woman.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2014 at 10:01 pm

Lily I believe of all the doggers the pit owners are imbibing the kool-aid from both ends. The only thing more likely to attack than a pitbull is it’s owner.

Cee Cee September 22, 2014 at 10:03 pm

A bit of old news:

Perhaps doggers would like to have a fenced in dog park here too because of this right on the tracks. :P They could always train spot, review train schedules, place bets while playing ‘chicken.’

NAOMA September 22, 2014 at 10:18 pm

It is very disturbing to me that people pay money when something happens to a dog but ignore humans. Very unhealthy behavior to value a dog over a person.

Monica September 23, 2014 at 1:07 am

Aww hemy. God bless your granny’s soul.

I hate dogs. Valuing a dog over a human is so cold . It’s so ignorant . It’s not what god put us on this earth for. It’s not living up to the potential us humans posses. Something is wrong there. When someone is mauled to death these dog lovers spend all their time and energy trying to keep the dog off death row instead of memorializing the victim in a huge way. Eww I hate the desperation.

Monica September 23, 2014 at 1:16 am

I tell my sister who is a dog lover to get rid of her dog but she won’t cause she spent hundreds of dollars on her after she got hit by a car.

I think they think that because the dog has eyes and it keeps eye contact with you that it is somehow the most sincere person ever? I think doggers ignore the truth about dogs. They lack any kind of knowledge about them.

My sister in law has two pitbulls. One is blind and can barely walk so I don’t mind it but the other is very active and I refuse to visit her because of it. So during the holidays she can feed her macaroni n cheese junk to the dog.

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