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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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naoma foreman July 30, 2014 at 10:12 pm

J PAC no one invited you here. You came of your own free will, I presume. But this is a hate dog site and your comment is unwelcome. Please return to the rock under which you live. The posters on this site do not like dogs. PERIOD. Some have had bad experiences and other have their reasons. All are valid. And I am happy you love animals more than people. Find yourself a place to live (under a rock?) and find a site that
loves dogs.

naoma foreman July 31, 2014 at 4:53 am

Vasia Kokkona: I do not like dogs. Never one inside my house and do not go to homes that have them. Their houses smell like “dog” and most dog people expect you to love their animals. I attend meetings and ask if they have one — if so I decline. Husband is very allergic and he has the same problems. We just avoid them. I resent people bringing them into restaurants. I either LEAVE or ask to be moved to anther room. These people have the “saddle” (even on a tiny dinky dog) which defines them as “COMFORT.” To each his own, but none for me. I am flying home in the morning from 3 months in Paris and hope there are none “on board.” People expect you to “coochy coo and admire them.” Count us out.

Vasia Kokkona July 31, 2014 at 9:23 am

This is fair enough Naoma. You have your reasons, you don’t push anyone, from your statement it is clear what you want and you just want to be clear off the dogs and any attitude urging you or demanding your acceptance on them. You don’t harm anyone and neither the dogs. You have my absolute respect on your clear answer and honest approach. Especially for the restaurants let me say that I also don’t understand why the dogs need to be there with the owners :) OK only exception the police dogs if necessary or the guide dogs for blind people. Thank you,

sugary spice July 31, 2014 at 3:01 pm

This website is called why I hate dogs, so expect to see comments about people hating dogs. I mean it is as simple as that. I love this site, nice to know that I am not alone.

Another short rant: I hate having to get up at night (this dog likes to eat at night) to fix the dog’s food. She rarely eats normal dog food, outside of treats. It is highly irritating. My mom doesn’t even feed the damn dog, it is always me. Why she does not feed the dog has always been a mystery to me. But now I am certain it is just plain old laziness. Why are dog owners so lazy? It is ridiculous. It is a problem since at night I want to relax, finish up my homework, or do other tasks. I hate how I have to stop what I am doing and walk all the way downstairs just to feed this dog. I can’t even do that since the dog BARKS so LOUDLY combined with my mom’s constant screaming. It is a horrible, horrible distraction that I can’t wait until I move the hell out of this house so that I can have a peaceful, quiet night to myself for once. And of course, sometimes I just ignore them. But it is driving me crazy!

Jeff July 31, 2014 at 4:49 pm

I flocking hate dogs too. For all reasons above.

mfatpony@aol.com July 31, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Sugary Spice. Ugh. you have my sympathy. For all my husband claimed to care about that dog he shoved the care off on me every chance he got. Almost 10 years later and to be honest it’s still a sore spot with me. Neighbors can be awful. Family is almost impossible to say anything without a fight breaking out.
He wanted our first cat also but does little of the actual work involved. Which in this case is OK since I like having the cats.
I really hope you can move soon.

rain July 31, 2014 at 5:22 pm

I don’t actually hate dogs, but I will do everything I can to avoid them. It bothers me that dog owners don’t understand that I really don’t want to be near your dog even though he might be a precious wittle gem to you.

I just walked out my front door and crossed the yard to check my mail. There was a woman walking her dog way down the street and partway around a curve. She had already passed my house. It was really quiet outside and beautiful, and then the dog scared the you-know-what out of me when it saw me from down the street and started barking and straining at the leash. The owner stopped walking and stood there while the dog continued barking like crazy as I went and got my mail. Thanks for startling me and ruining the peaceful afternoon, despite the fact that your dog does not actually own the street, my yard, or my mailbox.

mfatpony@aol.com July 31, 2014 at 5:34 pm

Rain, go to a thrift store and find a cane or golf club. I prefer a cane as it’s something people normally carry. Choose one for the ability of the handle to be used as a mallet.
When said dog barks, Flip it over and hold it about halfway up with the handle ready to strike. Dog owners collect their mutts and leave quickly.
If the worst happens you at least have some form of defense.

K0ZM0S July 31, 2014 at 8:43 pm

///mfatpony@aol.com July 29, 2014 at 7:57 pm

KOZMOS The world you want can’t exist …////

Agreed mfatpony. Can surely say we live in the ‘dog eat dog’ world; note how it’s named after no other animal. It’s the price to pay for playing goD and impeding with nature; the hybridization and symbiosis with dogs. Notice if there were dog or cat people, most left-brain dominant, aggressive, in your face attitudes would adopt the Doggist attitude as opposed to the more right-brained, intuitive, empathic, creative proclivities of ‘cat people’; given that we share dna with all animals.

Dogs are pack animals, so it makes sense that symbiosis would have their lovers act in similarly tribal-animalistic manners, fear and insecurity being a primary motivator. You can see it in bullies (dog-mind) and their alpha need to pick on and dominate the weaker in order to feel safe themselves – a very dog trait. A cat person or anyone not tuned to the dog-mind would probably not gang up and beat people up just because they can. It also makes sense that the dog-eat-dog society would approve of such backwards, tribalistic mentality.

///willko July 29, 2014 at 10:48 pm
Great comments KOZ, mfatpony.
I think our hyper-consumer society has misplaced alot of traditional human/societal/community values … ///

Media (hypnotist) creates illusion with agendas tied into the plot = programming the human mind, especially when its plagued by stress and loneliness, which are also propagated by mainstream society that has had us talking to ourselves with dogs or smart phones and comparing the ‘norm’ of affairs with what’s seen in the movies and mainstream media. Dog ‘love’ is no exception; just another puppet being used to distract energy+focus from the greater scheme of things-more cosmic, less individual/egoistic, as with the reptilian/tribal desire to ‘own’ a dog or (insert addiction) in order to feel wholesome and safe.

K0ZM0S July 31, 2014 at 8:46 pm

///naoma foreman July 29, 2014 at 12:33 am

nodogs4me: Just as an “aside” this behavior is against the law and is called “bestiality” — not sure what the punishment is, but The Law does not allow this.///

I hate to bring this up because it’s a sensitive issue, but there is a pro-beastiality forum somewhere in the clearnet (open web) which basically pays people to shoot videos of themselves having sex with their dogs. It was upsetting to note the shockingly high number of members. I’ve also seen posts where many women agreed to having sex with dogs during their privacy. I was verily disturbed by the fact that so many people cross the line, turning something inherently sacred and high into an animalistic concoction of greed, loneliness, pain, and illusion: the spellings of drug addiction. Not saying everyone into bestiality does it for the same reasons, but the majority appear to do it out of desperation and emotional pain.

It’s not even the act itself that saddens me, but the fact that society has gotten to a point where there is such a deep dark hole within one’s heart, that one would degrade themselves to any low to achieve bonding. It feels to me like it’s usually low self-esteem leading to isolation, resulting in misconceptions about social ques and thus a state of psychotic rage directed at the ‘problem’ (humanity), which is actually a subconscious fear of what needs to be faced. It’s like the homophobe who himself is a homosexual.

I truly believe these people WANT human companionship but fail to see it happening given the state of their perceptions and fears clouding objective analysis.

K0ZM0S July 31, 2014 at 8:47 pm

///J pac July 30, 2014 at 4:09 pm

I see a lot of people whining about how they don’t like dogs. They are smelly stupid ugly etc. Well to be truthful i’m probably not the only one who feels like this either i’d rather be with them dogs then any of you worthless sacks of shits. i just love animals way more and would put their life in front of yours any day. i despise people actually ///

All i see is bleeding. I’m sorry J Pac :( I would love to mitigate the pain you go through, but alas, feel that you would rather wish death and pain upon myself and others (whether you know us or not). I’m sorry for causing you so much depression and anger. I’m also sorry for not having been born inside of a dog’s body.

Dogsr4losers July 31, 2014 at 9:52 pm

My username stands for “Dogs are for losers” I freaking hate dogs and their owners so much. To me I think dog onwers are useless people who don’t do shit for their rabid ugly mutts.

Kaiden August 1, 2014 at 2:11 pm

I have a dog. And I bloody love him. We do Agility and we do long walks and clicker training. He is perfect on and off the lead. He is well behaved, does as he is told and is wonderful to be around. He ignores people unless they approach him and then he gets all waggy and excited. He does have a prey drive and does chase small animals and I`ve no doubt he would kill- but he is not a monster. He is a terrier- a dog bred to do that. Responsible owners of prey driven dogs, train and train a good recall and leave it, keep their dogs onlead around “prey” and supervise their dogs even in safe areas. I`m very proud to say if I tell my dog to leave it or recall him mid chase he will do. He has many awards and I am so proud to own him. Granted, I have put a TON of work into him but he has given me so much back. He is 16 pounds, but I don`t dress him up or baby him. He is a dog.
On the other hand, what about seeing eye dogs? Police dogs? Dogs for the disabled? Bomb detection dogs?

Gwendolyn August 1, 2014 at 4:25 pm

Dogs don’t count as animals. Animals are a natural, harmonious part of the earth, eg, deer, salmon, etc.

Dogs are man-made via breeding and, therefore, not natural. In general, they are harmful to the earth.

Also, dogs were bred to WORK. Most dogs today are unemployed and are extremely bored, and so they end up causing problems.

dogsfromhell August 1, 2014 at 5:02 pm

On the other hand, what about seeing eye dogs? Police dogs? Dogs for the disabled? Bomb detection dogs?

Very few blind people utilize seeing eye dogs. Blind folks are not needy victims and can get around using their own skills, a sighted guide aka human friend and/or assistive technology. Check out Christian’s comments as he is blind and has no need or tolerance for dogs. Police dogs: Policemen have guns and so do criminals. Otherwise police dogs are often used in abuses of power and instruments of torture such as documented at Guantanamo Bay Prison. Dogs for the disabled serve a very limited purpose. They also have to be walked, feed and care for. You have to wonder if the service they provide is canceled out by the amount of time, money and care required. Is a truly disabled person up to the task? Many of the alleged “service dogs” seen in public are fakes. There is assistive technology for individuals with disabilities as well. And it doesn’t bark, crap or bite. But I’m all for letting dogs do the job of bomb detection.

dogsfromhell August 1, 2014 at 5:09 pm

dogs were bred to WORK. Most dogs today are unemployed

Ha! good point

Why cant they teach them to do landscaping or collect trash?

Gwendolyn August 1, 2014 at 6:00 pm

Or why can’t they at least teach them to pick up their own poop?

Cat Lover August 1, 2014 at 6:31 pm

{…}Dogs don’t count as animals. Animals are a natural, harmonious part of the earth, eg, deer, salmon, etc.

Dogs are man-made via breeding and, therefore, not natural. In general, they are harmful to the earth.

Also, dogs were bred to WORK. Most dogs today are unemployed and are extremely bored, and so they end up causing problems.{…}

*Applause*

{…}A cat person or anyone not tuned to the dog-mind would probably not gang up and beat people up just because they can.{…}
You’re right, I make a conscious effort to not have a gang mentality, although there was a cat person I knew of like that so I don’t speak for all of us. It has to do with other factors…

mfatpony@aol.com August 1, 2014 at 8:46 pm

Kaiden as far as I’m concerned the service dog industy is hindering the development of technology that would allow sight impaired people to get around not only on their own with greater saftey and without the hassle of having to care for a dog.
Comfort dogs are a public atrocity and do nothing to help mental health issues but allow people to continue to suffer and cling rather than moving forward.
Bomb sniffing dog just nasty the last time I was at the airport they had scent scanners to detect any type of bomb material. I can think of nothing more gross than having some smelly drooling dog touch my luggage with its filthy nose that has been everywhere including up its own butt.
Police dogs. well let me put this one this way. Don’t flee from the cops. Better a dog take a bullet or a knife than an officer.

Since you seem to have scaled the hurdle of actually training your dogs and I assume of course it does not bark incessently nor leave shit bombs that you fail to clean up in public. Perhaps you should go to the dog sites and school the numerous people that are offended that we don’t like their dogs on us. Don’t think they should have to stifel their barking and think we’re just rude to complain about all the piss and crap covering every inch of parks. Instead of coming here and posting i suggest a good read and then going back and educating the actual dog owners on how their lousy behavior makes people hate their dogs.

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