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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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sugary spice July 26, 2015 at 5:14 pm

DFH – I’m laughing at all the commenters in that article who stupidly believe that their dog’s crap is somehow “good for the environment”. They deny the facts and truth even when it is right in front of them. Those people obviously know little to nothing about basic biology.

dogsfromhell July 26, 2015 at 8:18 pm

mfp Ha! I have a visual of you doing that…too funny

dogsfromhell July 26, 2015 at 8:28 pm

sugary spice , Its ridiculous when they say their disease infested dog shit is compost-able and unfortunately some of the nutter organizations will tell them they can, so they think it has validity. Even flushing it down the toilet renders municipal water harder to process…the water we receive back is marginally safe not to mention the fact that WE have to pay to process their shit.

Canetoad July 27, 2015 at 12:57 am

I really do puzzle about what is useful about a dog. They bark and annoy people, they bite, they are a general nuisance and they shit everywhere, and the said shit is a problem to dispose of.

OK, there are some useful dogs – drug sniffer dogs, for example – but the vast majority are a blight on the planet. They should all be neutered and the animal allowed to die a natural death. Hopefully, in a couple of generations’ time, grandparents will say, “In my day, people used to keep animals called dogs in their homes.” And the grandchild will reply, “But Nana, that sounds really dirty!”

I hope so. I really do.

dogsfromhell July 27, 2015 at 4:50 am


Estimates show that about 4.5 million people are bitten annually in this country. Some victims require hospitalization, reconstructive surgery or suffer long-term psychological and neurological damage. People are killed on rare occasions.

Payments to victims by insurance companies in the United States totaled more than $489 million and accounted for more than one third of all claims filed by homeowners in 2012. The average cost of a dog bite claim increased 55% between 2003-2012. according to the Insurance Information Institute.

Read the article

dogsfromhell July 27, 2015 at 5:34 am

This is what needs to happen to finally get AC to do their jobs. Dog nutters employed by AC typically are nothing but social workers for dogs. AC confiscated the three aggressive mutts next door a year ago and placed them under observation for two weeks, They sent them back with their stamp of approval which only fuels these assholes to let them go psycho on everything that moves. No one is invited into the house and unfortunately a baby lives there. I am waiting for an incident…

Suing Animal Control Agencies or Municipalities After a Serious Dog Attack
Dogsbite.org has gathered instances in which victims have sued city or county Animal Care and Control Departments or municipalities after a serious or fatal dog attack. Some of these cases are “in process” with results unknown. We hope that by publishing this list, future dog attack victims and their attorneys might reference this list and track court cases via lawsuit databases and learn what finally resulted.

dogsfromhell July 27, 2015 at 5:42 am
mfatpony@aol.com July 27, 2015 at 7:08 am

DFH at this point if one of the neighbors dogs were to bite either of us I would have the county , the AC agency itself and the AC officer named in the lawsuit along with the dogs owner and the property owner.
And this would go far beyond the actual bite and punitive damages. For many of us it has been outright harassment and intimidation making it necessary to be armed in our own front yards. AC can at any time pick up stray animals. And any dog out of it’s yard is a stray. They turn a blind eye not because they think the dog owners are innocent but because if they take the dog in there is an excellent chance the owners will never claim their dogs thus putting the mutt on death row.

mfatpony@aol.com July 27, 2015 at 7:11 am

DFH your link says page not found.

dogsfromhell July 27, 2015 at 4:48 pm

odd…it came up all morning

dogsfromhell July 28, 2015 at 4:51 am


Here’s one in PA and I will gladly help provide attorney advertisement for pit bull attack.

I Detest Dogs July 28, 2015 at 9:59 am

Who needs an expensive lawyer, Judge Judy goes a great job! Pathetic that the dog owners seem to argue it wasn’t the dog’s fault, and the bite mark doesn’t look like a dog bite or dog nip.


mfatpony@aol.com July 28, 2015 at 4:19 pm

I Detest Dogs. The majority of those cases would be better off in a higher court where real awards are not limited by the upper amount allowed in small claims. My state allows 10K. If my neighbors dogs were to bite me I would consider that chump change after the nonsense that’s went on here.
Because the majority of the judge shows pay out of a fund for each case a lot of those damaged or having dead or mangled dogs this is the only way to get any monies. You will notice that these claims are not being settled by homeowners insurance. Miscreants with their killer dogs conveniently judgment proof. In which case 5K is better than nothing.

dogsfromhell July 28, 2015 at 7:15 pm
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sugary spice July 28, 2015 at 10:46 pm

MFP – Please re post your latest post again. It accidentally got deleted with the spam. Thanks. (Sorry about that).

mfatpony@aol.com July 29, 2015 at 7:40 am

Sugary Spice I think it posted although its always possible I had a random rant about dogs.
Things have been peaceful here. The nitwits next door are out of the country for a while. The dogs have either been disposed of, pawned off, dumped somewhere or taken to a local shelter or someone is taking care of them although aside from the day they left I have not seen them. I haven’t heard any yapping and there is no random dog crap in my yard. We shall see how this plays out.
And the side benefit is without their dogs running loose at night the majority of dogs that are penned up on neighboring properties no longer bark and carry on as the neighbor mutts make their rounds.

mfatpony@aol.com July 29, 2015 at 8:11 am

I find it absolutely hilarious that the foamers on the WMBC fb page are frothing over a lion that was for all intents lured out of a protected park and shot by a man who had been duped into thinking it was a legal hunt.
Why ? The nuts are going on about killing animals likely while their snarly beast is chowing down on the remains of a commercially processed animal that had to be killed to end up in the kibble.
Do I think the supposed duped hunter is totally innocent. Likely not. However please join me in logging into your FB account and reporting the WMBC FB page for posting pictures and allowing comments suggesting murder and other acts of violence. It is common and allowed for the admin to leave up or incite followers of the page to make threats often using guns and other types of violence against anyone they think has hurt a dog.
Keep in mind this is the same crowd that has mental fits over anyone posting facts about pit bull attacks. Always remember to screen shot the debacle before reporting it.

sugary spice July 29, 2015 at 11:21 am

MFP – Okay then, I was just making sure. I’m glad to hear it is peaceful where you are and hopefully your neighbors got rid of their annoying dogs for good.

sugary spice July 29, 2015 at 11:34 am

Here is another 10 Reasons Why People Hate Dogs


All of the reasons listed on that page are the main reasons why I hate dogs and are discussed constantly on this site.
Many dog people will say that they and their dog have never done any of the things on that list and/or that a dog’s bad behavior is entirely the fault of the owner. I think it is both the fault of the owner and the dog. The owners fault for being too stupid, lazy, and/or careless about their mutt. And it is the dog’s fault for being an annoying, needy, smelly, crapping, dangerous beast.

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