Ok, so it’s true that dogs never blare the stereo, borrow money, steal cars, demand the latest fashions, or require college tuition. But two can play this illogical game. More things dogs never do:
* Dogs never cry at funerals
* Never repair cars
* Never design cars
* Never buy cars
* Never pay taxes
* Never vote
* Never dress themselves
* Never make dinner
* Never pass college entrance exams
* Never realize when they’ve been neutered
* Never pick up their poop (except when eating it)
* Never create music
* Never create art
* Never create ANYTHING
* Never win Nobel Prizes
* Never read
* Never write thank you notes
* Never donate to charity
* Never recognize their reflection in a mirror
* Never realize they are owned
* Never ponder the meaning of life
* Never innovate
* Never hire people
* Never write checks
* Never pray
* Never laugh at your jokes.
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Yeah dogs are useless, and to compare dogs to human beings who are or will be productive and look after themselves is very sad. In fact, dogs as we know them are a mutated, weaker version of wolves, and wolves would probably not hesitate to kill humans without a shred of remorse. Even a human being who kills can be made to see they did wrong and regret it, but an animal reacting from instinct has no feelings.
The silly dog owners don’t realize, that a dog would kill them and not even regret it or shed a tear. But a psycho human being can still be made to have a conscience and see the error of their actions.
That’s true. A dog can never “repent”, They are amoral, unable to think about ethics at ALL. Dogs never show regret.