Yup, the shirt makers have guts. But the shirt wearers will have to have greater guts, because it will be very difficult walking out wearing it without attracting at least some harsh words.
Oh, I want it, I want it. I WANT IT! I’ll get it and wear it all the time just to taunt my aunt. She lives with us and has like 6 mutts in the house. Ugh!
The shirt arrived! Zazzle has the fastest service I’ve ever hear of: I ordered the T-shirt Tuesday, and it was delivered to my front door Thursday morning, and it wasn’t even the express rate, but standard.
The hate dogs website is printed on the back too! I need to build up the nerve to wear it!
ANd this is exactly the antisocial behaviour us dog haters have to put up with. DOgs are putrid, foul, germ ridden vermin that should be erased from the planet. Love to see you try punch me in the face you dirt bag.
…you know what we should all where shirts like this and make them and sell them! really we need to let dirty dog owners-lovers know that we are humans and won`t be in the same category as their fillthy mutts!
Lol, even in the area I live, there are too many people passing me by with dogs when I go for a walk. Admittedly, the dogs seem to be well-behaved and always stay out of my way, but I know for a fact that dogs would urinate on the grass next to the sidewalk in front of the apartment complexes. Someone once said that dog urine can spoil grass, I don’t know if that it is true. And some dogs are known to mark grass with their scent. I don’t sit on any public bench now in the park before disinfecting it with some handy disposable wipes.
I just recently moved in with my boyfriend who I, of course, knew had a dog, but didn’t realize how truly miserable I would be living with the thing. I’ve never been a dog person, but I guess I thought I could suck it up and deal with it. But it truly is vile to witness all the disgusting little habits of a dog owner. People who just LOVE their dogs don’t see how absolutely gross they are. The dog has access to every inch of the house even the bathroom where I go to get clean. I can’t sit on the sofa. I eat standing up. Forget walking barefoot across the floor. I fight like hell to keep the dog out of the bedroom so that I can have at least one dog-free zone. To add insult to injury, when my boyfriend isn’t home, I have to take the dog out for a walk. He jumps up on me and writhes around. All the while I’m trying not to touch his nasty fur. Uugh! Then I have to stand behind him while he squats and poops knowing that his butt is gonna plop down on the sofa as soon as he’s back inside. I am so turned off by my boyfriend petting that nasty thing and wrestling with it on the floor. I wanna barf when I see him letting the dog lick him. Especially because I once had to witness the thing eating a pile of shit outside. Uugh!!! I’m in hell. This dog is the source of many fights, but ultimately he refuses to see that this will be the end of us. We might as well be practicing separate religions. It’s that deep. We are just fundamentally different on the matter. He thinks that I will just adjust, but I see now that their are two different kinds of people in the world. Dog people and those of us who make actual sense. I realize now that I don’t have to apologize for the way I feel. No, I can’t expect him to change, but he can’t expect me to change either. I just don’t think we should be together. Yes, because of a dog!
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OOh, I want this shirt! Risky to wear it though, considering how defensive dog nuts can be.
yes – you got guts. its nice to know i am not the only human that doesn’t worship dogs.
Yup, the shirt makers have guts. But the shirt wearers will have to have greater guts, because it will be very difficult walking out wearing it without attracting at least some harsh words.
Ok, I’m definitely going to order this. Very unique.
Just think of the reactions we could report on if we all wore this shirt!
hahahahaha! Nice.
Oh, I want it, I want it. I WANT IT! I’ll get it and wear it all the time just to taunt my aunt. She lives with us and has like 6 mutts in the house. Ugh!
The shirt arrived! Zazzle has the fastest service I’ve ever hear of: I ordered the T-shirt Tuesday, and it was delivered to my front door Thursday morning, and it wasn’t even the express rate, but standard.
The hate dogs website is printed on the back too! I need to build up the nerve to wear it!
haha, awesome Toby, I saw the order come through and wondered who had bought it! You’ve gotta take a photo of yourself wearing it and upload it here!
I promise I will!
a photo of me wearing the T-shirt, and my pooch, a rubber dog I bought years ago from a novelty catalog
Freakin awesome!
If I saw someone wearing that I would punch them in the face no hesitation. I would look out if I were you
Do you want to be arrested on assault charges? There is freedom of speech in this society, you know.
ANd this is exactly the antisocial behaviour us dog haters have to put up with. DOgs are putrid, foul, germ ridden vermin that should be erased from the planet. Love to see you try punch me in the face you dirt bag.
aahahahaha! you should make this your profile picture on FB! really but minus the dog…just you and the shirt…i think i’ll order this…soon.
YAY!! I commend you and so what if dog owners get offended?
They don’t listen to us when WE are offended. So don’t listen to them.
You can just say:
Free speech.
Hey…did you where the shirt in public tody ? I don’t think anyone would care…i think it will just make them think twice that their mutt is ugly. haha
Sheldon, did you draw the dog illustration for it?
nah, I pinched it. If you get arrested for copyright infringement, I’ll go halves on your fine
I’d have a far greater chance of being bitten by a dog!
I should take other photos of this fake dog. Of it scarfing down poop, gnawing on arms (fake rubber Halloween arms), etc. Stay tuned for more!
I love this! Wish I could paint and entire side of the house with this.
i’d love to go to a park without dog poop in it. sigh.
…you know what we should all where shirts like this and make them and sell them! really we need to let dirty dog owners-lovers know that we are humans and won`t be in the same category as their fillthy mutts!
Cool. Can’t wear it in Los Angeles though, where being able to walk a smelly dog is a status symbol.
Lol, even in the area I live, there are too many people passing me by with dogs when I go for a walk. Admittedly, the dogs seem to be well-behaved and always stay out of my way, but I know for a fact that dogs would urinate on the grass next to the sidewalk in front of the apartment complexes. Someone once said that dog urine can spoil grass, I don’t know if that it is true. And some dogs are known to mark grass with their scent. I don’t sit on any public bench now in the park before disinfecting it with some handy disposable wipes.
I just recently moved in with my boyfriend who I, of course, knew had a dog, but didn’t realize how truly miserable I would be living with the thing. I’ve never been a dog person, but I guess I thought I could suck it up and deal with it. But it truly is vile to witness all the disgusting little habits of a dog owner. People who just LOVE their dogs don’t see how absolutely gross they are. The dog has access to every inch of the house even the bathroom where I go to get clean. I can’t sit on the sofa. I eat standing up. Forget walking barefoot across the floor. I fight like hell to keep the dog out of the bedroom so that I can have at least one dog-free zone. To add insult to injury, when my boyfriend isn’t home, I have to take the dog out for a walk. He jumps up on me and writhes around. All the while I’m trying not to touch his nasty fur. Uugh! Then I have to stand behind him while he squats and poops knowing that his butt is gonna plop down on the sofa as soon as he’s back inside. I am so turned off by my boyfriend petting that nasty thing and wrestling with it on the floor. I wanna barf when I see him letting the dog lick him. Especially because I once had to witness the thing eating a pile of shit outside. Uugh!!! I’m in hell. This dog is the source of many fights, but ultimately he refuses to see that this will be the end of us. We might as well be practicing separate religions. It’s that deep. We are just fundamentally different on the matter. He thinks that I will just adjust, but I see now that their are two different kinds of people in the world. Dog people and those of us who make actual sense. I realize now that I don’t have to apologize for the way I feel. No, I can’t expect him to change, but he can’t expect me to change either. I just don’t think we should be together. Yes, because of a dog!
Uncanny, same happened to me & I married him….
One word
DON’T
DO NOT stay with this man, he will not change, they don’t….
Log onto The Exprience project & you’ll see so many similar tales, it will be a very unhappy experience if you chose to stay..