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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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E.F September 15, 2016 at 8:34 am

Over 24 confirmed death-by dog attacks this year, and I believe these are all only in the US. http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2016.php.

Who else here supports Trump?

dogsfromhell September 15, 2016 at 4:34 pm

Dog Nutter Alert!

dogsfromhell September 15, 2016 at 4:36 pm

You sound violent. Let me take an educated guess…you have a pit bull right?

AnkleBiter September 15, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Dogger in the house! Who let the dogger out?

mfatpony@aol.com September 15, 2016 at 8:26 pm

Gee what did I miss ?

Noccalula September 15, 2016 at 9:27 pm

Hi Vera,
Although you’re prob a pit or pit/mix owner & used to doing that to your shit eaters, we don’t condone human violence. When you pull the covers up over yourself & Fido, just remember…there ARE people in this world who hate your stinking, slobbering, fleabags, no matter the breed. I’m hoping when you and your lovebirds wake up tomorrow they’ve left you a pissy pillow & shitty sheets.
Sweet dreams!

Noccalula September 15, 2016 at 9:29 pm

I read each of these poor ppls stories. How horribly sad.

I’m supporting Trump. You?

Noccalula September 15, 2016 at 9:57 pm

This section is for why we hate dogs. There’s a lot of other sites made especially for dog worshippers that will accept your type mental illness with open arms. I believe you may even find some here, but I’ll save you some time…I think it’s called

E.F September 15, 2016 at 10:15 pm

It’s funny because Vera, like most other dog nutters that come here are confused hypocrites. Whilst making out that they’re somehow more moral than us, then continuing by threatening our lives.

They don’t notice that by going out of their way to come to this site, insulting us when he have made it clear that we care for human life, and that’s why we hate dogs and the nutters, and then admitting to thinking that dogs have more value than humans, well that makes them vile scum by all definitions.

Keep talking Vera *cough* I mean vile scum, you’re only making yourself look like an idiot, you’re way out of your league amongst actual intellectuals.

mfatpony@aol.com September 17, 2016 at 6:50 pm

I don’t like Hillary but everyone has a right to not want a dog near them no matter what the circumstances. It’s part of the concept of freedom.
I almost had to explain this to an idiot in the store today but I guess my evil eye penetrated my Ray-Bans.
Why are dogs always so dirty. They just have the stench of filth about them. I’m not religious in any way but the words unclean come to mind. Have your dog. Have a dozen just don’t inflict them on someone who is obviously moving away from you.

E.F September 17, 2016 at 8:17 pm

Ikr, one of the first things I noticed from dogs, even when I was a child and was tricked into liking them, well they’ve always had a reaking stench on them, especially when they’ve just had a bath. In fact if you wash them with soap then put nice smelling powder on them, well their stench will just mix in with the nice smelling stuff and it will smell like a whole new form of disgusting stench, I know from experience.

And then there are my friends who let 4 massive greyhounds roam their small hoarder-like house and it smells absolutely revolting, like an average dog nutters house, and they just don’t notice it because of how long they’ve had dogs for.

Again with getting the definitions right here, anyone who let’s their house stench of dog, are technically and by all definitions of the word, vile human beings.

Joseph September 17, 2016 at 9:12 pm

All dogs should be registered as weapons until their teeth, reproductive organs and voice boxes are removed.

dogsfromhell September 18, 2016 at 4:34 am


I think you are referring to Vera’s comment (?)

I have a better ideal for a site ” why I hate people”…I hate people like you. You repulse me, to me an animal has more value than a piece of shit like you.

mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2016 at 11:19 am

DFH for some reason I can only see the last 13 comments although I haven’t seen one of the trolls have an original comment or thought in ages.
Nothing makes a dogger madder than being confronted with their animals crappy behavior.
And that filthy dog in wally sniffing at all the food in the cart was no manner of service dog.
It’s funny you can get a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot if you don’t display your sticker. But mention requiring a sticker for the mutt in the cart , YOU BARBARIANS !

AnkleBiter September 18, 2016 at 4:24 pm

The latest in my ‘hood:
“On XXX Drive off YYYY, dog poop on side walks and personal lawns is becoming a major problem due to people not cleaning up after their pets. It is common to see people walking their dogs without the paraphernalia to clean up. I am setting up a video to catch the perpetrators in the act, and be warned that charges will be brought.”

If I had the time I would help him. This comment elicited mostly support but one Dogger said that if dog poop was the biggest problem in his life then he was lucky. Alrighty then.

Another neighbor shared a link to a YouTube video shaming a neighbor for the same offense. Now I’m hooked. I can watch these for hours!

dogsfromhell September 18, 2016 at 7:43 pm

So true! I hope the disability groups step up the monitoring of the this issue.

dogsfromhell September 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm
mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2016 at 10:34 pm

LMAO dog is crapping in someone else’s yard while being confronted for it crapping in other yards and the idiot decides to pick it up and carry it off in his bare hands. Now this wasn’t a kid this was a man of enough years to know better. I mean even if you’re on a fixed income wally and dollar store sell them by the roll for nothing. Many parks provide them for free even some neighborhoods do. Heck you can buy a package of off brand baggies for a buck.
The guy throwing the baggies of doo doo reminds me of the issue on one wildlife area where the doggers were mad they had to take their warm steaming bag o crap home and toss it since garbage disposal wasn’t available so they just started dumping it in a pile.
Time to get a grip folks. We used to walk our dogs for exercise. If my parents had found out I left dog crap in the neighbors lawn they would have tanned my hide. Granted we used to get it with TP and bag and it was acceptable to put it in the nearest garbage can. But you didn’t leave dog crap in the neighbors yard.
BTW I quite liked my dogs as a child Of course we didn’t have breeds that ate children and other pets.

AnkleBiter September 19, 2016 at 7:38 am

First video: if the elderly owner is on a fixed income and can’t afford bags, how does he afford food and doggy care? I like how he was defiant about it before picking up the crap bare-handed. Clearly old enough to know better. Shameful.

Second video: So many things could have been done to that guy. The victim was lenient. Personally, I would have gathered the bags, hid in the bushes with a psycho mask and fake machete and jumped out the next time he came around. Then dumped the shit on his property or car. Then put the video on YouTube.

mfatpony@aol.com September 20, 2016 at 10:05 pm

I see bag station all over. This isn’t about not being able this is about not wanting to.
Doggers are in a class by themselves
Dogs barking day and night
Running loose
Crapping and peeing on everything and everywhere.
It’s fall and there are the fairs and festivals that we used to look forward to so much now many of them ruined because everyone has to show up with their dirt sack. I’m going to get one of those electronic repelling devices and keep it in my pocket. I might take pictures of the crap piles and post them in the reviews on FB that all these organizations have. Everyone standing around looking for seats one year and half the bleachers were filled with doggers and their dogs. We take our own chairs now. I refuse to set on something a filthy tapeworm infested crap sack has been scooting around on. Oh and for the records some of the most annoyed people I see are other dog owners.
The worst I’ve seen was at a convention where some mutt jumped a kid took his food and the owners laughed and then started saying that it was time for them to go. Ya Think ????

sugary spice September 21, 2016 at 2:56 pm

Ewww, he picked up that dog crap with his bare hands. LOL, smh. He made a fool of himself and he is definitely old enough to know better.

Of course the dog owner lies and denies that his fleabag leaves a mess everywhere. I’m tired of seeing dog crap every time I go outside. Dogs have destroyed parks and other places with their endless mountains of crap and their annoying barking. Why has society accepted that this disgusting behavior is okay? Doggers only care about themselves, they treat the whole world as if it is a toilet for their smelly beasts. That is sickening.

dogsfromhell September 21, 2016 at 4:27 pm

My daughter came to visit and went for a walk with her very pricey stroller. She returned to my house and thank god I happened to notice dog shit all over the wheel of the expensive stroller! She was about to bring it in the house to protect it from being stolen. WTF first I hosed it down at the street. That didn’t work …next I scrubbed it with Comet cleaner…still had shit in the treads…finally I bleached it and hosed it down twice. Dog people are filthy pigs. That fiasco took about 2 hours. I really hate dogs and their asshole owners..NPI

dogsfromhell September 21, 2016 at 4:34 pm

These assholes tried to give their pitty away last year. They were unsuccessful. In the meantime it attacked one child and killed another in Aug 2016. Yet they were trying to gift it to some unfortunate family because it was “lovable and goofy”. Buyer Beware!

“A Facebook post by Left Eye’s owner indicates she tried to get rid of the dog last year. She wrote: “I need 2 find this goofy lovable dog a good loving home.”


dogsfromhell September 22, 2016 at 4:03 am

So after killing a kid, “lovable and goofy” found a home in Pitty Purgatory. Problem solved.

Had Enough w/Canines September 22, 2016 at 4:34 am

So, what happened to “Left Eye’s” other eye? Anything to do with (goofy) Killer?

sugary spice September 22, 2016 at 6:58 am

DFH – I’m sorry that you had to go through that. It’s the same feeling when stepping in dog poop and having to clean it up. Ugh , it infuriates me. I hate when I have to clean up after someone’s filthy beast. They need to stop treating the world as if it is one big dog toilet. What is so hard about picking up after your mutt? I hate to see what the inside of their houses look and smell like. I bet it stinks to high heaven and there are pee puddles and poop mountains waiting to be cleaned up.

Yesterday while walking outside, I saw a huge pile of dog poop left on the edge of the sidewalk. There were flies around it and there was obviously no attempt to pick it up. Out of habit, I often look down when I walk and I happened to spot it. I think someone may step in it soon. I think instances like this are more prevalent in rural and suburban areas. I think cities are better when it comes to this issue because I’m sure there are fines in some cities for not picking up after your dog’s crap (and it is just plain nasty and unsightly to leave dog crap on a busy city sidewalk), correct me if I am wrong.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2016 at 1:54 pm

Well it happened today. Hit a freaking pit bull that ran out on the road right in front of my car. Just got off the phone with my insurance agent. This is going to be fun…not

AnkleBiter September 22, 2016 at 2:10 pm

Pony, I’m so sorry for your car. My deepest condolences. Is there one less Pit on earth?

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2016 at 2:42 pm

No it ran off. The damage isn’t massive but I’m sure not going to eat the bill for it. The good news is it ran away home. It was a big Mickey type.

dogsfromhell September 22, 2016 at 4:44 pm

spice, that’s why I also think flies are the grossest thing in the world..because they are attracted to and hang out on dog shit…when one lands on your food you never know where it has been!

dogsfromhell September 22, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Was that your SIL’s dog? In my town they wouldn’t care about the damage caused to my car.. only the freakin’ pit and if it got hurt.

AnkleBiter September 22, 2016 at 7:24 pm

DFH – I know where every fly has been. On a steaming pile of disgusting doggy bomb which is why I don’t spend much time outdoors anymore.

Noccalula September 22, 2016 at 7:58 pm

That is such a horrible way for anyone to die, especially a child. I hope the idiot owners have to sell everything they own then do life in prison. I hate pits and pit owners.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2016 at 9:39 pm

DFH, no some home up on one of the main roads. My car is a mess the whole front bumper needs to be replaced. And the grills are cracked and maybe a headlight. If there had been a car behind me or coming the other way , cause the dog ran back across the road this would have been a pile up. My insurance company will go after him. Mr. doggy owner has a surprise coming to his mailbox.

Fatoom September 23, 2016 at 10:41 am

I’ve always wondered why do people love dogs so much?

NiggiJohnnyCage September 23, 2016 at 12:41 pm

My allergies to the dog are getting worse it seems. I cannot be around the dog without having a choking like feeling. I have not fought with my dad for a bit, trying to keep the peace. However I am concerned my health is being affected. I cough a lot near the animal, constantly feel like I am choking on hair and I have shortness of breath. I am going to see my doctor again because he has been useless. I cannot be around the animal anymore. I need a doctors note or something to prove I can’t interact with the animal since it makes me sick. Even feeding him and taking him out to pee and poop makes me feel like I am choking on hair and can’t breathe properly. I am allergic to cats too it seems. I pet one at a pet store and immediately starting to have symptoms. I can’t help out anymore with the animal because if I ever develop worse symptoms, I could get severely ill. Messed up how people cause others to suffer so they can keep their damn dogs.

Daryl September 23, 2016 at 7:25 pm

I think dog nutters should learn to live in kennels with their mangy mutts rather than dogs even remotely tolerated indoors. Unfortunately I am always the minority in this regard and we have a flea bag running around indoors. To my utter chagrin and ire, I find myself biding myself outside rather than in the complete comfort of my own home. Bastardly ironic.

dogsfromhell September 23, 2016 at 9:58 pm

Dog nutter alert in section Death by Dog.

mfatpony@aol.com September 24, 2016 at 1:02 am

NiggiJohnnyCage-If you have access to healthcare there are some medications that can ease your allergies without impacting your life and ability to function. Please make your room a dog free zone. If you can add an air purifier to your room. Daily vacuum and lint rolling and never ever get into your bed without taking a shower. That keeps the pet dander out of your sleeping area.
If the dog makes you sick you need to refuse to care for it. Period.

NiggiJohnnyCage September 24, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Allergy meds mask symptoms. I may need allergy shots if I find out dog dander is my main offender. I don’t let him in my room. The dander sticks to my clothing, socks, becomes airborne and I have carpet in my room. The carpet traps allergens. I prefer smaller dogs anyway. The yappers are annoying but they produce far less mess than the big ones. However if I am allergic, it is best for me to avoid contact with pets. Some medications make me drowsy as well. Dogs are everywhere………:(

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