Home » Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2017 at 8:53 am

FB is pit nutter heaven , or hell it seems all dogs are pits despite different labels attached to them . Many are good dogs that need to be the only dog…

AnkleBiter April 25, 2017 at 9:38 am

How many more victims does there need to be before these beasts are banned?


mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2017 at 3:19 pm

AnkleBiter-I guess all of us better start arming ourselves. We’re taking that stance on my SILs free range GSD. There is no IQ test for owning a dog let alone one for owning dangerous breeds. Seeing that none of her dogs receive any training we’re not going to be caught off guard once this new mangler starts being even more aggressive.
We live in a world where disposing of a vicious loose dog can get you in more trouble that letting your dog run loose and kill someone.

Leave a Comment