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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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E.F May 16, 2016 at 8:44 pm

Stu.
It’s rare to find an area on earth where there’s no dogs around, unfortunately. I’m quite selective when it comes to my housing arrangements, I try to meet the neighbours before I decide to buy, and for that very reason. I remember a few years back, my neighbours had yappers as well, it drove me crazy each and every night, I’m a deep sleeper luckily, but the trouble is that I can’t fall asleep if there’s noise, especially ear-piercing dog barks which force involuntary vivid images of a disgusting mutts into my brain whilst trying to get a nights rest. In the last place I lived (just moved about 3 months ago) it was next to the ocean, it was a lovely place, if only they didn’t dedicate ‘an entire’ beach to dogs… I mean, it’s a good idea to have them to one side and not mixed, but the owners take it upon themselves to ignore the signs, use the beach to their whims and then take the dogs wherever they want to go like the humans are the slaves and the dogs the owners, we’ve already mentioned how pathetic and sickening it is to watch a human do whatever the dog wants. The beach was full of dog shit, it smelt like shit, it now looks like shit, and basically it was the part of the beach that was closest to my home which also sucked. I’d prefer to step on a blue bottle jellyfish than to allow those mutts ruin a perfect place like that, alas it had already turned into a horrible place just as I decided to leave and find a new home.

mfatpony@aol.com May 17, 2016 at 8:48 am

Stu. Just an observation. Dog owner’s hate being confined to dog only areas because when all is said and done they can’t stand each other any more than we can stand the invasion of the dogs into every public place.

Gianna is a dog slave May 18, 2016 at 11:59 pm

I don’t need a stinking ugly mutt to keep me active. You talk as if dog sh*t smells like freshly baked cupcakes. Dog lovers are slaves to their f* beast. I’m glad in my culture, we eat dogs to survive like we do with any other animals rather than worship them. I bet you perform beastiality with fido….

E.F May 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm

Gianna is a dog slave,

Your comment made me laugh my guts out, and the ironic part of it is that it’s so true, whilst dog lovers only come to the reasoning that it’s not true because it hurts their feelings, not that it’s actually false. Another funny thing is how recently they’ve been literally calling their dogs ‘furbabies’… and just after I thought it was impossible for them to get any stupider, furbabies is a word created by dog haters to ‘mock’ dog lovers and how they think and treat their mutts like human babies.

dnance May 20, 2016 at 4:56 pm

Omg thank you!

AnkleBiter May 20, 2016 at 7:08 pm

It finally happened. I saw a fake service dog in my supermarket in the produce aisle. I got sick looking at it. It was a tiny purse dog with a NSAR vest. The woman holding it looked healthy. I can’t imagine how this dog would help a disabled person. I got close enough to snap a picture of it. She turned around and I said “how cute”. She chuckled. All you have to do is like their dogs and these pathetic losers melt. At least it wasn’t riding in a cart.

E.F May 21, 2016 at 6:08 am

AnkleBiter,
As soon as I read that last part, I just couldn’t help but to image this chick being a trigglypuff or something. In any case, Australia hasn’t had many problems with service dogs, I only see one or two a year, and they’re usually always a Labrador and for blind people. However in the past few months I’ve seen many pop up, at the end of their leashes aren’t blind people, in fact they look rather normal, the worst part about this is that they’re ALL brute-breeds, pitbulls and greyhounds. The last 2 years they’ve been going apeshit crazy over greyhounds, people (including my best friend’s family) has set up a ‘support greyhounds’ community where they get together with their mutts at each others places, and literally have them running around the house whilst they eat lunch *they’re all garbage hoarders which can give you a bit of an idea of the houses*. I hear on the radio all the time “Adopt a greyhound” and shit like that. But the thing is, pitbulls are supposed to be banned in Australia, and yet I see them everywhere nowadays, I think the ban has been uplifted and people are taking it upon themselves to name them ‘service dogs’, for which reason I can’t imagine, but all I can hope from this is that one of the mutts lash out and attack their idiot owners so the ban can come back.

Had Enough w/Canines May 21, 2016 at 6:31 am

Question:
Should you patronize or even enter a market when a person is standing between you and the entrance with a full sized pit bull on a long leash?

I purposely took a very wide walk around them but I still didn’t feel safe. It was rather threatening the way this guy commandeered the doorway so you had to interact with his dog.

AnkleBiter May 21, 2016 at 7:54 am

I wish there was a way to post pictures here because I captured the little froofroo on my phone.

AnkleBiter May 23, 2016 at 5:58 pm

I had another lovely dog encounter today. I was picking up some clothing from someone via freecycle. She gave me her address via email and I arrived at the house to find her little yappy rat in the driveway, barking at my car. The woman said she wouldn’t be home and would leave the clothes outside for me. I got out of my car and tried to fetch and run, but the rat kept barking and trying to jump me. I kicked it, ran into my car and left. I emailed the woman that I couldn’t pick up the clothing because her dog harassed me. She apologized and said that the rat normally wasn’t outside but her son forgot and left it out there. Further proof that dog owners are nitwits.

BigDogHater May 24, 2016 at 5:58 pm

On my Facebook feed, I saw yet another instance of a person being attacked by their own pit bull. Apparently, the dude told the mutt to attack a police officer and it attacked him instead.

I’d love for nutters to try to tell me how loyal pit bulls are. LOL.

BigDogHater May 24, 2016 at 6:00 pm

Forgot to say in my other comment, I am in no way saying the dog should have obeyed the man and attacked the police. It’s simply the fact that these creatures can brutally attack their masters, yet people will somehow still try to suggest that they are “loyal”.

mfatpony@aol.com May 24, 2016 at 9:56 pm

I’m not sure a pit bull cares what it’s chomping when it goes game.

dogsfromhell May 25, 2016 at 4:46 pm
Gen May 25, 2016 at 5:10 pm

I’m sorry a dog killed your cat. 🙁
I like dogs somewhat, I like cats better.
Dogs are just too much work. And I hate that constant affection and neediness. And that smell, good god.
I’m just glad to know that some people hate dogs, because it seems like everyone in this damn country loves them.
And I would totally eat dog if I ever saw it on a menu somewhere. Not cat, though. I like them too much, and they’re too much like people.

E.F May 25, 2016 at 7:50 pm

Gen,
Completely understandable, and you can find comfort unknowing that dog haters don’t dislike people like yourself for somewhat liking dogs, we just don’t like the people who come on here and insult us for no reason, or of course, prove ignorance and idiocy. 🙂

My favourite animals are reptiles and birds (basically the same thing besides the scales and feathers), but I eat bird all the time, and only eat snake/crocodile etc. when i’m at a cultural event. If eating human was legal and I was presented with the opportunity, I would try it out too. But I can’t stand the idea of eating dogs, I mean by all means, go ahead and do it *asia* but dogs to me, are disgusting looking, ugly, and yes the smell puts me off too, as a dog hater I don’t like to look at them let alone touch them or eat them.

Cats are alright in my book.

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