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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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E.F September 15, 2016 at 8:34 am

Over 24 confirmed death-by dog attacks this year, and I believe these are all only in the US. http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2016.php.

Who else here supports Trump?

dogsfromhell September 15, 2016 at 4:34 pm

Dog Nutter Alert!

dogsfromhell September 15, 2016 at 4:36 pm

You sound violent. Let me take an educated guess…you have a pit bull right?

AnkleBiter September 15, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Dogger in the house! Who let the dogger out?

mfatpony@aol.com September 15, 2016 at 8:26 pm

Gee what did I miss ?

Noccalula September 15, 2016 at 9:27 pm

Hi Vera,
Although you’re prob a pit or pit/mix owner & used to doing that to your shit eaters, we don’t condone human violence. When you pull the covers up over yourself & Fido, just remember…there ARE people in this world who hate your stinking, slobbering, fleabags, no matter the breed. I’m hoping when you and your lovebirds wake up tomorrow they’ve left you a pissy pillow & shitty sheets.
Sweet dreams!

Noccalula September 15, 2016 at 9:29 pm

I read each of these poor ppls stories. How horribly sad.

I’m supporting Trump. You?

Noccalula September 15, 2016 at 9:57 pm

This section is for why we hate dogs. There’s a lot of other sites made especially for dog worshippers that will accept your type mental illness with open arms. I believe you may even find some here, but I’ll save you some time…I think it’s called

E.F September 15, 2016 at 10:15 pm

It’s funny because Vera, like most other dog nutters that come here are confused hypocrites. Whilst making out that they’re somehow more moral than us, then continuing by threatening our lives.

They don’t notice that by going out of their way to come to this site, insulting us when he have made it clear that we care for human life, and that’s why we hate dogs and the nutters, and then admitting to thinking that dogs have more value than humans, well that makes them vile scum by all definitions.

Keep talking Vera *cough* I mean vile scum, you’re only making yourself look like an idiot, you’re way out of your league amongst actual intellectuals.

mfatpony@aol.com September 17, 2016 at 6:50 pm

I don’t like Hillary but everyone has a right to not want a dog near them no matter what the circumstances. It’s part of the concept of freedom.
I almost had to explain this to an idiot in the store today but I guess my evil eye penetrated my Ray-Bans.
Why are dogs always so dirty. They just have the stench of filth about them. I’m not religious in any way but the words unclean come to mind. Have your dog. Have a dozen just don’t inflict them on someone who is obviously moving away from you.

E.F September 17, 2016 at 8:17 pm

Ikr, one of the first things I noticed from dogs, even when I was a child and was tricked into liking them, well they’ve always had a reaking stench on them, especially when they’ve just had a bath. In fact if you wash them with soap then put nice smelling powder on them, well their stench will just mix in with the nice smelling stuff and it will smell like a whole new form of disgusting stench, I know from experience.

And then there are my friends who let 4 massive greyhounds roam their small hoarder-like house and it smells absolutely revolting, like an average dog nutters house, and they just don’t notice it because of how long they’ve had dogs for.

Again with getting the definitions right here, anyone who let’s their house stench of dog, are technically and by all definitions of the word, vile human beings.

Joseph September 17, 2016 at 9:12 pm

All dogs should be registered as weapons until their teeth, reproductive organs and voice boxes are removed.

dogsfromhell September 18, 2016 at 4:34 am


I think you are referring to Vera’s comment (?)

I have a better ideal for a site ” why I hate people”…I hate people like you. You repulse me, to me an animal has more value than a piece of shit like you.

mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2016 at 11:19 am

DFH for some reason I can only see the last 13 comments although I haven’t seen one of the trolls have an original comment or thought in ages.
Nothing makes a dogger madder than being confronted with their animals crappy behavior.
And that filthy dog in wally sniffing at all the food in the cart was no manner of service dog.
It’s funny you can get a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot if you don’t display your sticker. But mention requiring a sticker for the mutt in the cart , YOU BARBARIANS !

AnkleBiter September 18, 2016 at 4:24 pm

The latest in my ‘hood:
“On XXX Drive off YYYY, dog poop on side walks and personal lawns is becoming a major problem due to people not cleaning up after their pets. It is common to see people walking their dogs without the paraphernalia to clean up. I am setting up a video to catch the perpetrators in the act, and be warned that charges will be brought.”

If I had the time I would help him. This comment elicited mostly support but one Dogger said that if dog poop was the biggest problem in his life then he was lucky. Alrighty then.

Another neighbor shared a link to a YouTube video shaming a neighbor for the same offense. Now I’m hooked. I can watch these for hours!

dogsfromhell September 18, 2016 at 7:43 pm

So true! I hope the disability groups step up the monitoring of the this issue.

dogsfromhell September 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm
mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2016 at 10:34 pm

LMAO dog is crapping in someone else’s yard while being confronted for it crapping in other yards and the idiot decides to pick it up and carry it off in his bare hands. Now this wasn’t a kid this was a man of enough years to know better. I mean even if you’re on a fixed income wally and dollar store sell them by the roll for nothing. Many parks provide them for free even some neighborhoods do. Heck you can buy a package of off brand baggies for a buck.
The guy throwing the baggies of doo doo reminds me of the issue on one wildlife area where the doggers were mad they had to take their warm steaming bag o crap home and toss it since garbage disposal wasn’t available so they just started dumping it in a pile.
Time to get a grip folks. We used to walk our dogs for exercise. If my parents had found out I left dog crap in the neighbors lawn they would have tanned my hide. Granted we used to get it with TP and bag and it was acceptable to put it in the nearest garbage can. But you didn’t leave dog crap in the neighbors yard.
BTW I quite liked my dogs as a child Of course we didn’t have breeds that ate children and other pets.

AnkleBiter September 19, 2016 at 7:38 am

First video: if the elderly owner is on a fixed income and can’t afford bags, how does he afford food and doggy care? I like how he was defiant about it before picking up the crap bare-handed. Clearly old enough to know better. Shameful.

Second video: So many things could have been done to that guy. The victim was lenient. Personally, I would have gathered the bags, hid in the bushes with a psycho mask and fake machete and jumped out the next time he came around. Then dumped the shit on his property or car. Then put the video on YouTube.

mfatpony@aol.com September 20, 2016 at 10:05 pm

I see bag station all over. This isn’t about not being able this is about not wanting to.
Doggers are in a class by themselves
Dogs barking day and night
Running loose
Crapping and peeing on everything and everywhere.
It’s fall and there are the fairs and festivals that we used to look forward to so much now many of them ruined because everyone has to show up with their dirt sack. I’m going to get one of those electronic repelling devices and keep it in my pocket. I might take pictures of the crap piles and post them in the reviews on FB that all these organizations have. Everyone standing around looking for seats one year and half the bleachers were filled with doggers and their dogs. We take our own chairs now. I refuse to set on something a filthy tapeworm infested crap sack has been scooting around on. Oh and for the records some of the most annoyed people I see are other dog owners.
The worst I’ve seen was at a convention where some mutt jumped a kid took his food and the owners laughed and then started saying that it was time for them to go. Ya Think ????

sugary spice September 21, 2016 at 2:56 pm

Ewww, he picked up that dog crap with his bare hands. LOL, smh. He made a fool of himself and he is definitely old enough to know better.

Of course the dog owner lies and denies that his fleabag leaves a mess everywhere. I’m tired of seeing dog crap every time I go outside. Dogs have destroyed parks and other places with their endless mountains of crap and their annoying barking. Why has society accepted that this disgusting behavior is okay? Doggers only care about themselves, they treat the whole world as if it is a toilet for their smelly beasts. That is sickening.

dogsfromhell September 21, 2016 at 4:27 pm

My daughter came to visit and went for a walk with her very pricey stroller. She returned to my house and thank god I happened to notice dog shit all over the wheel of the expensive stroller! She was about to bring it in the house to protect it from being stolen. WTF first I hosed it down at the street. That didn’t work …next I scrubbed it with Comet cleaner…still had shit in the treads…finally I bleached it and hosed it down twice. Dog people are filthy pigs. That fiasco took about 2 hours. I really hate dogs and their asshole owners..NPI

dogsfromhell September 21, 2016 at 4:34 pm

These assholes tried to give their pitty away last year. They were unsuccessful. In the meantime it attacked one child and killed another in Aug 2016. Yet they were trying to gift it to some unfortunate family because it was “lovable and goofy”. Buyer Beware!

“A Facebook post by Left Eye’s owner indicates she tried to get rid of the dog last year. She wrote: “I need 2 find this goofy lovable dog a good loving home.”


dogsfromhell September 22, 2016 at 4:03 am

So after killing a kid, “lovable and goofy” found a home in Pitty Purgatory. Problem solved.

Had Enough w/Canines September 22, 2016 at 4:34 am

So, what happened to “Left Eye’s” other eye? Anything to do with (goofy) Killer?

sugary spice September 22, 2016 at 6:58 am

DFH – I’m sorry that you had to go through that. It’s the same feeling when stepping in dog poop and having to clean it up. Ugh , it infuriates me. I hate when I have to clean up after someone’s filthy beast. They need to stop treating the world as if it is one big dog toilet. What is so hard about picking up after your mutt? I hate to see what the inside of their houses look and smell like. I bet it stinks to high heaven and there are pee puddles and poop mountains waiting to be cleaned up.

Yesterday while walking outside, I saw a huge pile of dog poop left on the edge of the sidewalk. There were flies around it and there was obviously no attempt to pick it up. Out of habit, I often look down when I walk and I happened to spot it. I think someone may step in it soon. I think instances like this are more prevalent in rural and suburban areas. I think cities are better when it comes to this issue because I’m sure there are fines in some cities for not picking up after your dog’s crap (and it is just plain nasty and unsightly to leave dog crap on a busy city sidewalk), correct me if I am wrong.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2016 at 1:54 pm

Well it happened today. Hit a freaking pit bull that ran out on the road right in front of my car. Just got off the phone with my insurance agent. This is going to be fun…not

AnkleBiter September 22, 2016 at 2:10 pm

Pony, I’m so sorry for your car. My deepest condolences. Is there one less Pit on earth?

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2016 at 2:42 pm

No it ran off. The damage isn’t massive but I’m sure not going to eat the bill for it. The good news is it ran away home. It was a big Mickey type.

dogsfromhell September 22, 2016 at 4:44 pm

spice, that’s why I also think flies are the grossest thing in the world..because they are attracted to and hang out on dog shit…when one lands on your food you never know where it has been!

dogsfromhell September 22, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Was that your SIL’s dog? In my town they wouldn’t care about the damage caused to my car.. only the freakin’ pit and if it got hurt.

AnkleBiter September 22, 2016 at 7:24 pm

DFH – I know where every fly has been. On a steaming pile of disgusting doggy bomb which is why I don’t spend much time outdoors anymore.

Noccalula September 22, 2016 at 7:58 pm

That is such a horrible way for anyone to die, especially a child. I hope the idiot owners have to sell everything they own then do life in prison. I hate pits and pit owners.

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2016 at 9:39 pm

DFH, no some home up on one of the main roads. My car is a mess the whole front bumper needs to be replaced. And the grills are cracked and maybe a headlight. If there had been a car behind me or coming the other way , cause the dog ran back across the road this would have been a pile up. My insurance company will go after him. Mr. doggy owner has a surprise coming to his mailbox.

Fatoom September 23, 2016 at 10:41 am

I’ve always wondered why do people love dogs so much?

NiggiJohnnyCage September 23, 2016 at 12:41 pm

My allergies to the dog are getting worse it seems. I cannot be around the dog without having a choking like feeling. I have not fought with my dad for a bit, trying to keep the peace. However I am concerned my health is being affected. I cough a lot near the animal, constantly feel like I am choking on hair and I have shortness of breath. I am going to see my doctor again because he has been useless. I cannot be around the animal anymore. I need a doctors note or something to prove I can’t interact with the animal since it makes me sick. Even feeding him and taking him out to pee and poop makes me feel like I am choking on hair and can’t breathe properly. I am allergic to cats too it seems. I pet one at a pet store and immediately starting to have symptoms. I can’t help out anymore with the animal because if I ever develop worse symptoms, I could get severely ill. Messed up how people cause others to suffer so they can keep their damn dogs.

Daryl September 23, 2016 at 7:25 pm

I think dog nutters should learn to live in kennels with their mangy mutts rather than dogs even remotely tolerated indoors. Unfortunately I am always the minority in this regard and we have a flea bag running around indoors. To my utter chagrin and ire, I find myself biding myself outside rather than in the complete comfort of my own home. Bastardly ironic.

dogsfromhell September 23, 2016 at 9:58 pm

Dog nutter alert in section Death by Dog.

mfatpony@aol.com September 24, 2016 at 1:02 am

NiggiJohnnyCage-If you have access to healthcare there are some medications that can ease your allergies without impacting your life and ability to function. Please make your room a dog free zone. If you can add an air purifier to your room. Daily vacuum and lint rolling and never ever get into your bed without taking a shower. That keeps the pet dander out of your sleeping area.
If the dog makes you sick you need to refuse to care for it. Period.

NiggiJohnnyCage September 24, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Allergy meds mask symptoms. I may need allergy shots if I find out dog dander is my main offender. I don’t let him in my room. The dander sticks to my clothing, socks, becomes airborne and I have carpet in my room. The carpet traps allergens. I prefer smaller dogs anyway. The yappers are annoying but they produce far less mess than the big ones. However if I am allergic, it is best for me to avoid contact with pets. Some medications make me drowsy as well. Dogs are everywhere………:(

LT September 26, 2016 at 7:27 pm

Hey everybody, one of dogs got knee surg recently and being the wild unruly uncontainable pitbull dog that she is she dislocated her hip ……the bf is in the most unbearable pain, that’s his baby girl, he doesn’t want to put her down ….it’s very saddening it really is depressing to watch her suffer, she’ll have an appointment soon but a hip surg is 8 grand.

This is most terrible news but I am actually very gleeful inside and I’m trying so hard not to let it show, this is the happiest and most hopeful I’ve been in awhile!

mfatpony@aol.com September 30, 2016 at 4:38 pm

1300 $ and counting on the car damage

me October 1, 2016 at 4:06 am

You people are absolute psychopaths. Weird, weird, psychopaths. I hope you all die in a dumpster fire that is your sad pathetic lives.

dogsfromhell October 1, 2016 at 6:46 am

Violent dog nutter alert. Thank you for confirming why nutters like you are attracted to dogs.

dogsfromhell October 1, 2016 at 6:50 am

mfp..is that your out of pocket? do you have a deductible? this is all so horrible for you.

E.F October 1, 2016 at 7:03 am

“You people are absolute psychopaths. Weird, weird, psychopaths. I hope you all die in a dumpster fire that is your sad pathetic lives.”

You heard it everyone, people who care for human lives are psychopaths that should all die in a dumpster lit on fire. I could have sworn that it was the other way around, that people who hate people whom care for human life are vile human beings who aren’t deserving of breathing life on our almost-beautiful planet.

Noccalula October 1, 2016 at 7:22 am

It’s always the same thing huh? WE are psychopaths because we hate dogs and their slave-owners but do not condone violence against them, followed by a wish of horrible death. Prob a pit nut.

So predictable.

Anaid October 1, 2016 at 10:33 am

Hi everyone! I have to confess: I am a dog-slave. But the last few days I’ve been reading these comments and Ive been laughing so hard. At first I googled “I hate dogs” to see what makes some people hate dogs. I thought I’m gonna find some psychopaths but I found some really rational, not animalic and cruel bastards who fantasise about torturing animals (like I was expecting) that are actually normal human beings who simply happen to not like dogs. I must admit I think it is so freaking hard when Facebook is full with dog posts and shares. I do tend to think it is more of a trend. Like young girls who see pictures of Michael kors watches posted by other girls, or their shoes. They’ll start doing the same thing cause they think that is what people think it’s hot. I happen to know a girl who didn’t like my dogs at all, everytime she walked in my house and saw them she put on a fake smile, cause she knew I loved them, and she was like “aww” with an unvoluntarily disgusted look on her face while she was bending to look like she s trying to connect or I don’t know what the hell she was doing but it was so weird. And now I see that she shares dogs and cats and I’m like “TF bitch, decide”
But anyway: I laughed so hard at these stories, I must imagine it’s really uncomfortable for you. The one who was updating the life of his sick dog “the little cockroach is alive” I laughed soooo hard. I do understand now that not liking dogs might just be a preference rather than a trait of psychotic diseases.
Just one question to all of you out there hating the hell out of these Just one question to all of you out there hating the hell out of these “things”. How far would you actually go to make a dog disappear?

mfatpony@aol.com October 1, 2016 at 10:38 am

DFH I have a standard 500 out of pocket that the insurance company will try and get for me. We also have prepaid legal so they’ll write letters for us. Worse yesterday I read the estimate and they wanted to used recycled headlamps I threw a royal fit. Go after the dog owner for his stupidity. My car isn’t junk and they’re not going to band aid the mess that dog caused.
I wish the nutters would at least spew something original . Blah Blah, Blahblahblah die. Really gets old.

dogsfromhell October 1, 2016 at 3:07 pm

@ Andaid, Not nearly as far as a dog nutter/owner. See our section on Why Dog Owners are the Abusers of Dogs or better yet just read the news. Dog owners are responsible for the abuse. neglect, torture and killing of dogs since one must first own and hold captive a dog in order to abuse it. Any other inquiries??

mfatpony@aol.com October 1, 2016 at 3:21 pm

DFH without a doubt my dog owning SIL has caused the death of more dogs than I can even remember their names. The ones that got one.
The hardest I’ve laughed is when my MIL was talking to the filthy inbred feral cocker spaniels standing 50 feet away to avoid getting flea bit and calling them by name. LMAO. Not one of them knew their name let alone the ridiculous concoctions of names they gave those mutts. Oh yes Caramel Fappachino who has never been touched by humans or out of his nailed shut kennel knew his name. Dog owners are such tools.

E.F October 1, 2016 at 8:35 pm

I’m sure you all know this by now, but when I was studying philosophy a few years back our class topic was actually dependant on dogs and dog-related media, whilst this disgusted me because many of the conversations which broke out between the teacher and student were “omg my dog is the best angel in the world”, the only reason I stayed was because the point of the class was to show how media loves to push an agenda which then turns into a trend that society must abide by lest they are seen as lesser human beings.

Some examples were made, you know how you go to any site, whether it be for tools, or cars, or insurance, if you see a family stock image you’re more than likely to spot a dog, you will also notice this pattern on TV ads which aren’t specifically selling something related to animals or dogs, it’s a videography technique to make the watcher believe that ‘the family is incomplete without a dog’ this is how it all began YEARS ago when our western countries began catering to the little creeps like we are nothing without them. Back when black and white media was all there was, dogs were used in farming and cleaning up from the dropped scraps on the floor, but then adverts started coming out forcing this idea that adopting a pet dog will make you and your family the joneses of the block, mothers couldn’t resist and it kept the kids happy too, funny thing is that most of the ads portrayed the fathers as the loving master, and yet they weren’t the target demographic because fathers back in the day only bought them if they were needed in their workplace (the smallest demographic which started buying/breeding them at all).

We spent a good week talking about it, the professor showed tons and TONS of examples explanations, that of which would make sense to any logical person. Dogs were forced onto us to push the new pet industry of the time further in profit, but what really bugged me was the obvious tuts, nodding heads of disapproval and the completely ignorant students who just didn’t want to listen to the facts, nutters never want to listen to anything that brings their beloved furpets down to the dirt where they belong afterall. These students however are the same people who tut in disgust when their ‘wage gap’ is disproved by multiple economists across the world, yes I am referring to social justice warriors in this case.

Noccalula October 2, 2016 at 6:30 am

To answer your question:
I live with a dog nutter. I’m not going to rehash the whole thing but “we” are down to one dog. I wish this blight to be gone EVERY SINGLE DAY, but I wouldn’t do anything to harm it or make it disappear. It’s an 8 year old lab, so I figure I have 2 more years according to the average life expectancy. It has been banished from the indoors to the outdoors, and all it does is bark at non-existent things, is an attention whore, and lays around my patio stinking it up despite having 10 acres to run & play.
I think most dog slaves see a cute puppy for sale, next thing you know it’s packed up, ready to go home. New owner never considered the temperament, breed, or job the dog is supposed to do. I have XM satellite radio, there was an ad for starting your own pet food & supply store to cash in on the $60 billion pet industry. Never once mentioned cats, hamsters, fish, etc, only dogs. All of us here are acutely aware of the ploys of the pet industry, most notably the notion “your life isn’t complete or happy” without a dog. Many ppl here have bought into this notion & now regret it. But as you stated, this is just a trend hopefully. I know many ppl who have, for what ever reason, opted out of having human children but will get a dog & act like it is human. For example, as I’m writing this there’s a segment on the news about how cute it is to dress a dog up for Halloween! Also,the big hoax some are peddling their tea cup poodles as service dogs just so they can take them EVERYWHERE. Now, we know a tiny dog can’t possibly be a legitimate service dog because it’s small. The person with a real service dog needs it to perform given tasks that a tiny dog cannot possibly do. I’ve also seen ppl trying to scam others into believing their pitbull is a SD. This is all very much insulting to those who actually need/have a SD. And dangerous. The ADA has made an addendum to the act to specifically exclude emotional support & comfort dogs. That hasn’t stopped very many ppl and will not, and it will eventually force SD owners to show an ID, which I don’t think they should have to do. I was in a restaurant once where the lady had a mastiff with a vest on sitting in a booth. She was feeding it. Now, anyone with a brain would know this is a faker. I complained to the manager but he stated he could do nothing. Luckily we had not ordered yet and left. Disgusting.
Some ppl here have bad experiences with dogs but are forced by parents or significant others to live with them. One dies? Dont worry, go get another. When I was a kid I had dogs. My friends had dogs. Not a one was allowed in the house. They went with us playing, protected us from strangers. Now days if you tell a dogger yours is an outside dog they will look at you as though you have 3 heads. I will never understand why anyone would want a dog laying around stinking up carpets & furniture, and generally destroying your house. I work hard for my things. I’ve had ppl tell me, “oh you can’t even tell my dogs live indoors”. Horse hockey. Which may be why your friend acted that way about yours. I appreciate that you are trying to see both sides. Personally, I’m sick of seeing ppl sneaking their tiny dogs into grocery stores, the mall, the movies and I’m tired of reading about bully breeds destroying a human being, then seeing more ppl concerned about the DOG than the dead or injured human. How many times have we read “but Fido wouldn’t hurt a flee”? It’s ridiculous that we value human life so much less than a dog’s. Have a great day!

Noccalula October 2, 2016 at 7:00 am

I bet you made an A+ in that class! Bravo.
In regards to SJWs, they generally belong to a particular age group. I can foresee a big increase in dog ownership in this group because they would rather be keyboard combat veterans and totally avoid human interaction.

Noccalula October 2, 2016 at 12:24 pm

Well, I just wasted an hour of my time reading this article and the comment section, where the pit nutters are in full force. Thankfully there’s a lot with some sense though …


AH October 2, 2016 at 4:05 pm

I was at the grocery store yesterday and nearly ran over a Chihuahua with my cart! Yes, some lady had her little rat dog on a leash while she shopped! Even putting aside the sanitary issue, which I’m not a freak about, a dog does not belong roaming around a store. Leave it at home!

neverpitbulls October 2, 2016 at 4:09 pm

I came here to say that I’m so sick of pit bull fanatics claiming their dogs are innocent little angels and if they’re aggressive, it’s the owner’s fault. How stupid can you be? YOU’RE the dog lover, shouldn’t you know a bit about dogs!? Any idiot knows that certain breeds have been bred over generations for aggression and power. Don’t pretend like that doesn’t matter! I don’t care what the dog nuts think, if I’m walking down the sidewalk and I see a pit bull I’m wary and try to steer clear. There’s a woman at my kids’ school who always has a pit bull with her when she picks up her kids, and I always avoid her. The dog seems calm enough, but that’s the problem, you never know when they’re going to snap.

E.F October 2, 2016 at 8:03 pm

Well said Noccalula, that answer would fit mine quite well for Anaid as well.

If I ran the dog over with my cart by accident, I would have hoped it would squeal to get the owners attention, the moment how they looks at you expecting an apology, whereas I’d say “oh well” or “oh it’s just a dog luckily it wasn’t anything of importance” *laugh my guts out into her face* and then walk off. That would make my day to see that stupid owners face when you say that.

Ed Daboon October 4, 2016 at 4:20 pm

Today I was running and some dog ran toward me ahead of its owners. It was barking loud and aggressively and I felt my adrenaline kick in. I thought it might bite me The dumb owners acted all lovey dovey in calming their dog down, but I think they are jackasses. I think the law should be, if a dog approaches you and you feel unsafe, you should be able to kick the dog’s head off like a football. Dog owners are arrogant assholes that think the whole world loves the smell of their little “shit pump” terrier. They always act as though you should see their dog as cute even if it scares you.

Had Enough w/Canines October 5, 2016 at 3:48 am

I don’t know about challenging dogijets in the grocery store anymore.
The other day, I overheard this guy going on to the woman he was with, threatening the store security guard over taking his dog into the store. It appeared the guy was intoxicated, and was wearing gang attire, numerous tattoos, and had the complete language of a vicious gang member.
I didn’t see him with the dog he was carrying until later.
The way he was talking to the woman and the threats upon the guard’s life confirmed his love for his dog. NOT. I bet that dog is afraid of him. too.
Be careful who you challenge. It’s not worth your life.

Had Enough w/Canines October 5, 2016 at 4:14 am

I have commented before on this subject but I never actually have looked for any documentation to support either side to the question: How effective are dogs in law enforcement?
Not entirely answering the question, I found this: http://www.science20.com/gerhard_adam/how_reliable_are_sniffing_dogs-95956

I believe dogs used in law enforcement are only very slightly helpful.
I listen to my police scanner nearly every night and believe me; it’s busy, (Los Angeles Police). Every day, there is a call for these useless animals to hunt down a suspect by smell.
I have never heard them catch anyone using a dog. The dog never picks up a distinguishable scent from a live human and finds him. Dead people are easy for them.

We are all being fed a lie about the effectiveness of dogs as K-9 officers. There is no standard, there is no proof, there is way to gauge what dogs are even doing when they “alert.” I can’t even find any kind articles to dispute the claims of dog handlers.
Why is this method allowed as evidence in a courtroom? To obtain a search warrant? Is everyone so afraid to come out against dogs, that it can’t be challenged in a courtroom? If a jury comprises many doggers they just simply go with any kind of dog handler claim? Like junk science?

Noccalula October 5, 2016 at 4:59 am

Had Enough,
I live in a rural area. Occasionally the sheriff’s dept will use bloodhounds or some trained hunting dog to find people who ran off into the woods but the deputies are usually too fat to keep up with them. Lol. They put some sort of tracking device on them & by then the helicopter is on site to track. In town, I know several cops. The K-9 officer is usually a dog nutter, as I suppose you’d have to be and I think the dogs (German shepherds) are usually for intimidation. Never really heard of one latching on to a bad guy here!

AnkleBiter October 5, 2016 at 6:37 am

I agree with you. Self-defense.
Shit pumps – good one!

NiggiJohnnyCage October 5, 2016 at 7:47 am

I will not say I hate dogs but I hate what they have become. I hate seeing so many aggressive dogs with zero manners. I only like a few dogs. Most of them are rude, loud, messy and dangerous. I hate that we allow these animals to do as they please; hurting anyone and anything while excuses justify the owner’s lack of responsibility. I hate the disrespect us allergy sufferers face when we have to avoid petting a dog for our health. We get judged as broken, bad people, because we choose not to subject ourselves to the offending allergen. Plus, the mess they create in the house is unsanitary. The amount of dirt they track in is unreal. My dad doesn’t bathe him, swimming in a lake does not count. More dirt, silt and crud embeds in his fur. More allergens being tracked in the house. It is disgusting people allow them in their beds. That is beyond disgusting. We need boundaries with these animals.

neverpitbulls October 5, 2016 at 8:48 am

Got in a debate about pitbulls on Facebook this morning… a waste of time, since the pitbull fanatics will never listen to reason! I was VERY polite and my comments were VERY tame, but a couple morons ripped into me. Apparently for some people, it’s too difficult to acknowledge that certain breeds were developed for certain traits that can be difficult to handle! Hope they enjoy their time bomb dogs!

mfatpony@aol.com October 5, 2016 at 9:59 pm

neverpitbulls- This is what you are dealing with when trying to reason with pit nutters
Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery
There is also the element of racism that they will constantly try and bring up. Yes it’s racist to not like a dog breed. These are not well balanced people as they perch new born infants on these dogs at the same time yelling when a child is bit that no child should be alone with a dog even though the dog is a nanny dog it had to kill mutilate the child in order to protect itself. If a dog, any dog kills another dog or a cat it is just acting like a cat. It is always the child’s fault and if not the child then the pebble was raised to be a fighting dog or been abused even though it had been a house pet for 10 years and well taken care of. A border collie can be a herding dog and a hound prone to prey drive but a beast bred to hold down bulls was never a fighting dog. The most common response to any truth about pitbulls is to put babies on them or flowers on their head. You can’t reason with someone who thinks like this.

Had Enough w/Canines October 6, 2016 at 5:21 am

I am NOT saying dogs cannot find humans, (in a tree, shed, collapsed building, or field) I am saying dogs cannot distinguish one human for another like tracking one from a stolen car to wherever he is hiding and other human scent is mixed in.
In other words, Fido can’t sniff the sweater and “go find Susie,” amongst all the other Susies if it is a stranger to Susie. I also am not fully believing they can find and lead humans to drugs more than 50% of the time.
I was told of a story that a drug dog came into an office and kept alerting to a particular filing cabinet that was empty. The cabinet was nearly taken apart and nothing was found. The history of the cabinet was innocent enough but the dog insisted after several attempts. It was noted the cabinet used to house the person’s lunch every day in a paper sack. Stupid dog.
Too much is made of dogs’ abilities. They are not the super cops they are made out to be. And frankly, I am tired of hearing about these “Funerals” for them dying in the line of duty.

E.F October 6, 2016 at 7:36 pm

Had Enough W/Canines,

The honest truth of it is, if you escape from prison, the best place to hide is in the city, there are far too many smells, too many sweating people, too many forms of food out there that the dog will lose scent of you in an instant and go to the next smell, then the next simply out of curiosity. Finding a human with a dogs nose is ONLY efficient if doing so in an isolated place like a jungle, when we already know now that we have advanced recon technologies that can do just as good a dog can in the fastest amount of time, dogs however, cost less than a drone.

They are obsolete in that regards, I was speaking to a well known dog trainer the other day, https://www.facebook.com/rzembrzuski and I kept on asking him questions, one being ‘imagine if your most beloved and trained dog killed an innocent human without provocation, would you put your dog down or blame it on the real victim’? He kept on changing the topic, he couldn’t grasp the notion of imagination and kept on saying ‘my dogs would never hurt anyone, they are harmless because i trained them to be so’, funny he says that they are harmless, because if you watch all of his training videos, the dogs use is to intimidate someone by barking at them, and then attacking when told to. Not that’s relevant, but he’s so egotistical, saying that his dogs are ‘highly trained’ but in every video, his dogs run to him from impulse before he even tells them to start running, he has taught them to ‘crave to attack someone’ as you can see by their movements in the video, and people see this guy as a roll model.

Wouldn’t be surprised if this nutter creates the next generation pitbull.

Had Enough w/Canines October 8, 2016 at 7:05 am

E.F. said: “…we have advanced recon technologies that can do just as good a dog can in the fastest amount of time, dogs however, cost less than a drone.”

I agreed until your comment on the cost. The cost of training a dog is thousands over a drone. Implementing one, the cost is ridiculous. Here, the dog team is a special force that is frequently called from home. I have no idea how much they make, but we in Los Angeles pay a butt-load in municipal taxes. One of the highest in the U.S. Hearing the accolades for dog (hero) services when the dog does nothing really is nauseating.
Everyone seems to believe because a dog is trained to perform, it is some sort of revered god thing. Probably because nobody bothers to train his dog pet. I don’t care how trained the mutt is, it’s still a filthy crap beast that if on it’s own in the world, will bite because of it’s nature to kill for food or fear. Training one to do this on purpose is akin to firing shots into the air when the clock strikes the new year.
Just because one finds a trapped person or just sits with their owner who is passed out on the floor does not justify the thousands of dog bites that may go unreported or kill and maim every week around the world.
I am glad there is this place to vent my disgust like this because we’re all being bombarded more and more each day with this sick form of animal worship. Making them heroes – is dumb. No dog cares, he just wants the stupid treat for it.

AnkleBiter October 13, 2016 at 5:50 am
Drake October 13, 2016 at 7:24 pm

I mentioned this before that where I live in Hawaii, the only animal that receives respect are dogs. Only if cruelty happens to dogs, the local humane society service and police department will devote their time to open animal cruelty cases just because it involves canine-related issues. In Kauai two years ago, hundreds of cats were found strangled, shot, and beaten to death. Not one effort by KPD to catch the suspects. Recently this week, a shelter found not capable of taking care hundreds of dogs (mostly shittbulls), had to have all the animals removed and the individual running the shelter was instantly arrested. We have a bird population decline in our state, but that does not warrant cruelty towards cats who were abandoned by lazy irresponsible owners. Also, dogs are also to blame for bird population decline but the state doesn’t acknowledge that because the DNLR employees most likely own Pomeranians themselves thus influencing their bias.Two of the three cases are not yet solved to this day. But the other case had instant attention and speedy prosecution. BTW, those dogs are well fed and pampered opinion. And which is worse, an animal with ticks on its head or one with an arrow through it?

Here’s the links that demonstrate what I mean. :

http://khon2.com/2016/08/01/publics-assistance-sought-after-hawaiian-monk-seal-reportedly-shot-by-arrow/ (peaceful native monk seal)

http://khon2.com/2016/07/30/honolulu-police-open-animal-cruelty-case-after-cat-found-shot-dead-with-arrow/ (abandoned feline friend)

http://khon2.com/2016/10/12/man-arrested-for-animal-cruelty-after-250-dogs-seized-from-makaha-shelter/ (Breed that people shouldn’t blame as according to PC Police)

arianhatesdogs October 14, 2016 at 6:27 am

Yeah dogs are stupid and idiots very annoying! That’s my worst enemy e.e

dogsfromhell October 17, 2016 at 4:46 am

Despicable pit owners run away after dog attacks young man in face.


A 20-year-old man was hospitalized with multiple facial injuries Thursday after being bitten by a pit bull mix in front of a fast-food restaurant in Eagle Rock, authorities said. Two women are being sought in the case.

The man was soliciting funds for the Drug Abuse Resistance Education program, known as D.A.R.E., shortly before 7 p.m. outside a Jersey Mike’s in the 2600 block of Colorado Boulevard, Sgt. Christopher Gomez of the Los Angeles Police Department said in an email.

Two women in their mid-20s approached Ian Alli with a pit bull mix on a leash and made a donation, he said, adding that he then asked if the dog was friendly.

One of the women said yes, and Alli bent down to pet the animal, he said.

The woman “brought the dog over to my hand, she rubbed my hand twice and then the dog lunged at me,” he said, adding that it bit him on his face, mouth and nose.

The victim’s father, Brian Alli, said he wants the dog’s owner apprehended and arrested.

“What I can’t understand is how these girls would run from the scene when he’s laying there, bleeding out,” he said, referring to his son. “Because this dog literally has cut through his lip, torn the side open, missed his eyeball by a centimeter. He bled excessively.”

Ian Alli was transported to Glendale Adventist Medical Center, where he was listed in stable condition.

According to the police sergeant, officers conducted a search for the suspect and the dog, to no avail.

dogsfromhell October 17, 2016 at 6:06 pm
Zhoma October 18, 2016 at 1:05 pm

Me and my friends got in a fight because I told them I didnt like dogs. Lol.

dogsfromhell October 19, 2016 at 5:28 am
Luka October 21, 2016 at 2:51 am

I don’t think it’s wrong for people to not like dogs. But I don’t think it’s right for people to assume all dogs and all dog owners are bad. I think other people’s opinions should be respected. I just wanted to say a few things as a dog owner. Dogs can be trained, this includes potty training. If they are, they won’t go in the house unless they get sick or have an accident. Dogs need discipline and training, otherwise they run rampant. I have dogs and mine are trained. They don’t urinate/poop in the house, they don’t chew things up, and they bark only when strangers come or they hear something funky. And when I hush them, they go quite. Not to mention they get baths often. Also, not all dogs like to roll in mud (Usually dogs do this to keep cool, just like pigs) or be dirty. I have a dog that hates swimming and I even had one that hated being outside. Also, every dog I’ve had hates poop. They will avoid it. I even taught my dog to walk around muddy/water puddles and poop.

As a dog owner, I get so annoyed with other dog owners because they don’t clean up their dog’s feces. And I always do. It’s respectful to when it’s someone else’s home or a public area. I also hate when people don’t lease their dogs, especially when the dog is wild and runs up to everyone. And don’t get me started on barking. People allow their dogs to yip all day long. I don’t get it! They have no consideration for their neighbors! So I can relate, but I do love dogs as long as they’re trained and respectful. (I don’t like every breed) Dogs can be fun and be therapeutic (I know everyone doesn’t agree but I find them to be). Also, some people like dogs because they have have had bad experiences with people and they consider their dog(s) to be their best friend. Dogs will be there for you. They don’t judge or care about appearances unlike some people. I care about humans, but humans can be outright cruel for the dumbest reasons. Friends and family can betray you, but your dog won’t. This is just some of the reasons I think some people like dogs.

Regarding dogs getting angry, yes, dogs can but not every dog is violent and just attacks anyone. Some dogs are very friendly but others not so much. It depends on the breed and sometimes the owner; how they treat their dog.

As for dogs wanting a lot of attention, you have to keep in mind that humans bred dogs. This is why some dogs need more attention and exercise than others. Dogs are partially the way they are because of humans.

I’m not trying to argue. I just wanted to to mention, not all dog owners and dogs are as bad as some of you people are saying. I could say more, but I’m just going to leave it at that. I’m very opened-minded and respect people’s opinions. I just hope people would respect mine.

E.F October 21, 2016 at 11:35 pm


If you read through all of the forum comments, you’ll come to know that we don’t assume that all owners are bad, we even have some active dog-lovers here that we’d be glad to consider friends to our community. Although admittingly, as a dog hater, I’ve met one or two ‘good’ dog lovers in my 20+ years of being a dog hater, out of the countless number of bad owners, and this is the same with pretty much any dog hater you meet. When comparing the sheer ratio, it’s completely understandable to compare one bad dog owner to the majority.

Had Enough w/Canines October 22, 2016 at 8:24 am

I find your topic of discussion appalling and rather disgusting. Why do dog owners believe we want to talk about the un-pleasantries of their pets’ elimination and other gross attributes? It’s like talking about babies – and that too, is unsuitable.
For most of us, we just hate people gushing about their dogs and being told to keep our distaste for them quiet. That is why I am here, to vent. I certainly don’t care to hear about why a dog owner thinks they own an exception. I hate all dogs, trained or not. The attitude that I should love dogs because they’re animals or whatever makes me even more hate dogs.
You dog people need to get over the fact that people have a right to choose, and that we choose to hate dogs. We have our reasons, none of which we want to debate with dog keepers.

E.F October 22, 2016 at 9:59 am

Had Enough w/Canines,

“I hate all dogs, trained or not. The attitude that I should love dogs because they’re animals or whatever makes me even more hate dogs.”

We cop this shit all the time, apparently we’re the bad one’s for simply having an understandable opinion, it’s an old story and one that’s been going on for far too long. If only they actually stopped, and thought about whatever they hate, whether it be snakes, or insects, or a certain food type or a colour and imagined if the entire world vilified them for hating or not liking this certain thing then they’d understand what a dog hater goes through.

E.F October 23, 2016 at 12:56 am

Oh great, another cringey movie for the books. As far as I’ve seen in the comments, people are ONLY going to watch it because they’re dog lovers, we all know that dogs sell, especially to idiotic blind consumers.


Beth October 24, 2016 at 9:51 am

Okay shut up cats are the worst they don’t bond with humans as well as dogs do. My guess is you are allergic…. and btw you most likely are going to hell because don’t ever say you hate anything ESPECIALLY dogs! and all those pictures you used they are probably the worst you could fine, you probably just looked up “ugly dogs” and found the worst pictures you could! If you look on wishbone or any voting app, dog ALWAYS wins over cat just saying… I don’t to be mean just saying the truth…. :p I have two dogs and they are tiny and snuggly and adorable.

sugary spice October 25, 2016 at 8:18 am

Beth – This isn’t a dogs vs cats site so your comments about cats are irrelevant and off topic.

Also you are using the ad populum fallacy to support your argument that dogs are good because a lot of people like them. You should know that just because a lot of people like something or something is popular, doesn’t mean it is right or good. Why is it so hard to believe that there are people who don’t worship dogs? I don’t like dogs. They are messy, loud, annoying, stink to high heaven, defecate everywhere, and they can be very dangerous. They are polluting our air and waterways with the poop and pee many lazy dog owners refuse to clean up. They bite and maim people everyday. Why is that okay? This dog worship craziness is ridiculous and I want no part of it.

I hope that you would have the decency to respect people who are allergic to dogs. That is a big reason why dogs should stay at the owner’s home or in dog parks. Dogs don’t belong in stores or restaurants. They are an unsanitary health hazard.

mfatpony@aol.com October 25, 2016 at 8:46 am

Beth is the perfect example of delusional doggers. Dog is not man’s best friend. Dog was bred to be submissive to man so they could be controlled and used. So your so called best friend came pre-programmed to pee all over the floor in excitement every time you run to the store and are gone for more than 15 minutes. For all the cat litter box jokes I have NEVER been in a home where dogs were inside that didn’t smell like ass. Cats bonding to their humans is well documented. Dog owners seek the NEEDY adoration of mutts to fulfill some inability to cope with real relationships. Dog owners feel the need to parade said craphound around and inflict it on everyone. Little dogs are perhaps the most annoying fashion accessory on earth followed by idiots who still think the pit bulls were nanny dogs. Which in itself an absurd title for any mutt. I don’t go vote on apps who likes what pet best. Only dog owners are so needy they need to validate their fur slave as their best friend. My cats are my companions animals. They go in a box in the house rather than the living room, kitchen, bedroom , by the front door , by the back door etc etc etc. They do not bark day and night or in the case of small dogs yammer on and on and offend neighbors. A pack of feral cats have never ran out and pulled a toddler apart or mauled a senior citizen out for a walk. My cats do not offer unconditional love we have a bond formed through trust. But this isn’t really about cats vs dogs. It’s about the millions of tools and their nasty pets they don’t train, control and then get more and more bent as society grows weary of putting up with them. I know two good dog owners. That’s it. Both in different states. New Mexico is a hell hole filled with dog owners from hell. My SIL is one of the worst offenders. So bad we resorted to calling the sheriff on her for noise pollution numerous times. That’s after I pepper sprayed the loose nasty dogs several times. Only dog owners think it’s normal for a dog to rip the face off a child for ‘ taking the dog’s bone’. Only dog owners justify a baby being killed because the dog felt threatened. Only dog owners think it’s normal for their pet of choice to kill other domestic pets (cats) and then find humor in it.

E.F October 25, 2016 at 12:42 pm

Beth, shut up, cat’s are pretty bad, and snakes don’t even understand that you’re it’s owner therefore it makes a horrible companion, spiders don’t either so what’s the point in getting them, sharks are smarter than both spiders and snakes but they’re really curious so they’ll bite you then spit you out because you’re too bony. But although they’d make bad companions, all of them COMBINED are still SAFER than dogs, statistically speaking. My guess is that you’re just ignorant and stupid.

mfatpony@aol.com October 25, 2016 at 2:26 pm

Luka dogs are 100% the creation of man. Nature was trying to eliminate the damn things. They are all off the broken branch of the tree leading up to the modern wolf. But not descended from wolves. The only dog that may carry a legit wolf gene is the husky. That was likely reintroduced for strength and size and adaptability to their use.
My SIL would lie to anyone and tell them her dogs are well trained , not aggressive and don’t bark half the night unless we call or threaten to call dispatch and ask for a squad car.

dogsfromhell October 25, 2016 at 4:06 pm

1)Okay shut upGood argument! Reasoning 101 (?)

2)cats are the worst they don’t bond with humansThis is an anti-dog site. Cats are not part of the discussion. Please stay no topic.

3)My guess is you are allergic…. -…. or just clean
4)and btw you most likely are going to hell because don’t ever say you hate anything ESPECIALLY dogs! Huh?? See #2
5)you probably just looked up “ugly dogs” and found the worst pictures you could! We didn’t have to look….
6)If you look on wishbone or any voting app, dog ALWAYS wins over cat just saying… Looks like we are voting NO to dogs on our site therefore dogs do not always win. LMAO.
7)I don’t to be mean just saying the truth…. :p – So is that the “other ” Beth speaking?
8)I have two dogs and they are tiny and snuggly and adorable.- I smell dog

mfatpony@aol.com October 25, 2016 at 11:07 pm

BTW Beth you might want to look up what your own bible says about dogs before hoping your imaginary friend will send those who don’t like they to your bad place.
One meme calling dog man’s best friend has become the pitiful cry you hear everywhere. WTF is wrong with the human race. I can show you 1000s of online incidents that prove dogs are anything but mans best friend. In fact they kill, maim, bite, pollute with their foul feces and pollute the world with their noise on a daily basis. Right now I have to find a way to convince the owner of a freaking pit bull that he should pay the 500 dollar deductible it cost me when his freaking mutt ran out in front of my car. Of course the real joke was that even though I hate dogs and think all pits should be exterminated I was more concerned about his mutt than he was. He was already looking for a way to shuck the responsibility for not having a fence on a frontage road. 1400 dollars worth of damage and I’m going to make sure my insurance company has all of his info.

E.F October 26, 2016 at 4:18 am


Christians and dog nutters is a bad mix, one of them was ignorant enough, put them together and they start to believe that ignorance is bliss. I’ve met too many religious people that I’ve told all about their precious furpets being compared to demon spawn in the bible, even providing the several exact verses to it too, they still couldn’t believe it, they were THAT ignorant it made me sick, it’s sickening to think that there are humans that stupid and far from reality, and when you put the facts right in front of their faces they still can’t accept it and they are made up in the hundreds of millions in comparison to the small few open minded groups of people.

I’m not sure if any of you know this, but there are strict laws in my country against the more dangerous breeds of dogs, pitbulls for instance, even the dog-loving government will admit to pitbulls being too f***** dangerous. Basically the owners have to keep the dog in the cage at night, always wear a fluero ribbon when out on walks, must have regular animal welfare checks, and if any of these rules have been broken, the government can kill the dog right there in the backyard, they have a legal right to jump the fence of someone elses property and give it a shot to stop it’s heart. And this, although the dog is dangerous, would be the owners fault for not adhering to the clear and obvious rules that we have in the country. There are ALOT of stupid pitbull owners here that don’t follow the rules, and I dog each and every person that I meet that does it, in.

Yummylicious October 26, 2016 at 5:32 am

Although dogs are annoying as hell but I must admit that dog meat is so delicious lol.

mfatpony@aol.com October 26, 2016 at 1:28 pm

E.F. – Religion is simply selective thinking at it’s worst.

dogssuck October 26, 2016 at 8:20 pm

Dogs just have TOO much energy, and I’m not referring to exercise needs – I just mean their whole vibe, the energy they give off. It’s this constant wiggling and jumping and panting and fidgeting and getting in your face! It’s exhausting to be around them! I don’t understand how so many people adore dogs, and act like you have some kind of moral failing just because you don’t feel the same. Not to mention how they could turn on you at any minute! Even dog lover sites and training sites say “any dog can snap” and “never leave your dog alone with a kid” or whatever… who wants that kind of animal around!?

E.F October 26, 2016 at 10:59 pm

Yummylicious, even looking at dogs sickens me so I definitely won’t eat them, but just for conversation sake, what does it taste like?

Had Enough w/Canines October 27, 2016 at 9:04 am

Tastes like chicken……..

…….with a hint of chi-poodle.

Oh god, I would never touch anything dog if I could help it.

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