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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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mfatpony@aol.com September 2, 2017 at 9:25 pm

Expect all shelters to stop serving their local communities to haul in the misplaced bear traps.

John J Cardella September 3, 2017 at 10:56 am

I was so happy to come across this website. I HATE dogs. I have cats; Every cat I have ever had was due to a rescue; my heart cannot cast them aside. I took one in last winter, zero degrees and the owner would not let it in the house. Once a negligent dog owner (which many of them are) had its Rottweiler running loose. It came into our yard, attacked our poor defenseless cat that we rescued (all alone in the wild with NO claws; I am a huge advocate against declawing!), put her in its mouth and snapped her back in half. Why anyone would want an animal that constantly makes incessant noise is beyond me. I despise barking dogs. I often go on my porch and scream, “SHUT UP” at the neighbor’s dog. They STINK; they have the most putrid acrid odor. I keep my litter boxes clean; not that I want to smell it all the time, but I can handle the occasional urine or feces odor of a cat … but dogs, they make me want to gag. Dogs HAVE to be tied up – they cannot run around freely like cats. Last summer I was accosted by a pit bull. It stood in front of me barking; I froze. It nearly lunged at me when I reached to get my cell to call the police. So glad there is a community of people like me who realize what useless animals dogs are! I wouldn’t piss in a cup if a dog needed a drink from dehydration.

mfatpony@aol.com September 5, 2017 at 10:18 pm

John J Cardella- I’m a cat lover but that’s not why I’m here. I hate dogs separate from any affection I have for other animals. I despise the unnatural mutants. People will say that cats are killing wildlife but where I live dogs kill EVERYTHING from songbirds to livestock. They yowl and howl while their owners act like it’s normal to pollute your home with their dogs noise crap. Do what I did. I made a megaphone out of cardboard and went at it telling the dog owners what I thought of them using no profane language I called them lazy worthless inconsiderate losers and informed them that while AC might drag their feet I was recording the nonstop barking and planned on suing. I told them I was going to video from the road an put it on youtube and FB. You should see some of the text messages I sent my stupid BIL I was going to start posting those links to their dogs yowling all night on his church FB, twitter. I posted a comment on the Church FB that maybe the preacher should give a sermon about shutting your dogs up. Double funny since they’re blocked on FB and everyone but those two seen it. LMAO. If you don’t stand your ground you’ll be living in your house with the windows shut and fans going to try and block the insanity. And it doesn’t work. I wish I’d pulled out the big ball of nasty long ago. You can’t reason with dog owners.
A trusting cat that was mostly feral was killed, ripped in half by two worthless loose beasts feet from me. I had to hear that little cat scream its last breath in mindless pain while those vile creatures wagged their tails. Thankfully between my husband and a neighbor they were properly destroyed. Filthy creatures.

mfatpony@aol.com September 8, 2017 at 6:43 am

BTW doggers will try and tell you it’s natural for their dogs to kill your cats. I shut one idiot neighbor up once by asking him how he would feel if my chickens ran into his yard at 2AM and shredded his dogs all over the yard. He sputtered a bit but couldn’t really come up with a reply. They let them out to crap everywhere but are offended if you return that crap to their yard. The ones that bag it up think any garbage can is theirs to use or they toss it somewhere. Yep that’s right the doggers actually pick up the steaming pile in a bag and then toss it somewhere else. Over a bush, a fence anywhere out of view. That’s stupid on a whole other level.

Had Enough w/Canines September 11, 2017 at 9:21 am

Just a heads up: I listen to our scanner for LAPD and am finding a lot of calls for stray pitbulls is in the morning 8 – about 9am.
Why do you suppose that is? People not securing them properly or they run out the door and owners don’t bother to find them?

mfatpony@aol.com September 11, 2017 at 6:09 pm

Had Enough w/Canines They are left to roam in case there are any stray children that need a nanny…or to crap in the neighbors yard.

Virgil September 14, 2017 at 11:44 pm

Totally agree to all of the above.
In addition I think dogs are stupid. That stupid barking everytime when you pass by, they never learn that there is no threat.
But dogs are only as unbearable as their owners are incompetent.
Properly trained dogs are ok. Eg. rescue dogs, guide dogs etc.

mfatpony@aol.com September 16, 2017 at 8:22 am

Virgil-the trouble is you can no longer tell at first glace ( sometimes ) when a dog is and isn’t an actual service dog.
Yes dogs act stupid because the owners have convinced themselves it’s acceptable to have an obnoxious dog because training them isn’t nearly as much fun as getting the praise because you have a rescued dog lunging around on the end of your leash.

mfatpony@aol.com September 17, 2017 at 5:48 am

Virgil- BTW that is one of my biggest complaints about dogs and their shiftless owners. Their need to bark at everything , endlessly and the mutt owner who knows they can’t control the damn thing so they just decide to subject everyone around them to the noise pollution and become hostile when you confront them.

dogsfromhell September 17, 2017 at 5:30 pm
AnkleBiter September 17, 2017 at 7:31 pm

Live by the pitt, die by the pitt.

E.F September 17, 2017 at 7:59 pm

I was watching one of those funny compilation shows you find on the TV nowadays, there’s not one fricking episode I can remember that doesn’t have a dog in it, I grew up watching these shows like Funniest Home Videos, way back in 05 or whatever, they featured humans being silly, but now it’s all about the damn animals. Well today I was watching this one video of a woman trying to do gymnastics in her living room when her dogs come up to her and start dry humping her ass, THIS out of all the funny videos featured was nominated as one of the funniest in the show by the people watching, all I could think of was what the scene seemed to portray “oh how funny, rape me again, rape me again furbaby, that felt goooood” it’s freaking gross, not funny. I was trying to find the exact video on YT but it turns out there are SO MANY dog-humping kids probably uploaded for fetishist nutters to fap at.

MissEB47 September 17, 2017 at 7:59 pm

Mfatpony and Virgil-that’s also what I also hate about dogs. The way they totally freak out whenever someone walks past. I am so sick of dogs barking at me while I am innocently going about my business. I am just walking down the street and these vicious mutts are barking at me, telling me how much they want to eat my face. I lived on a street where two poodles that looked like mop heads, would literally do back flips at the sight of me, growling and gnashing their teeth at me. They did this every day until I moved out. All that hostility just for walking down the street! Of course dog owners think it is acceptable to have their dogs auditory assault passers-by. That’s how selfish they are. I wonder how they would feel if I had a tiger or a lion that would try to eat them every time they walked past?

E.F September 17, 2017 at 8:08 pm

MFP,
It is natural for dogs to kill other animals, but that’s no excuse for the owners to not own up to the fact that it’s a bad thing. This is probably the biggest reason why I hate dogs, they kill more humans than spiders, snakes and sharks combined, they’re vicious, unpredictable killing machines and yet the retarded ignorance found in basically every community in our western countries makes me cringe to the point of wanting to inflict myself with wounds until I’m a brainless retard in a chair incapable of remembering the stupidity of our human race. I’m a biosecurity officer, my job is to legally catch and kill birds, and I work for the government, but birds are still my favourite animal, I don’t get butterflies in my stomach when I kill them, nor do I feel guilt, I understand the impact of pests and I can’t think of a bigger pest than the dog, the only real native dog species to my country is the Dingo, and they’re the only dog unprotected by law in my country, they’re not even a pest to the majority of Australians, people here are winging about the muslims and asylum seekers, me too to be fair, but these idiots don’t realise that they harbour an invasive pest that does more damage than the f*cking terrorists arriving in our country.

mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2017 at 7:38 am

I don’t hesitate to tell a yammering dog to shut up especially in a parking lot where the owner is often sitting there waiting for someone with a window rolled down while their dog is yapping it up at every person that walks by. I just yell SHUT UP!. Freaks the moron owners out. Sometimes they yell something back about leaving their dogs alone. I tell them to shut up. I’m not a rude person by nature but large parking lots at stores have become nightmares. You step out of your car and can be assaulted or attempted assault by a dog going berserk in the car next to you or every few steps. Dogs on long leashes in stores and the stupid owners who think everyone just can’t wait to have the filthy thing jump on them and start licking.
The same with barking. Let your dog out to bark at 2 AM. IF I can’t sleep neither are you. I’m going to get a blow horn. Call the cops on me I’ll counter file a complaint on you for starting the problem by refusing to control your dogs noise pollution.
The trouble is we wait for do nothing animal control officers to enforce the rules. By all means report barking dogs and insist on reports. They are part of the evidence you’ll need if you ever decide to sue. Record record record. These cases are winning in courts where judges have to at least follow the law and evidence. If you have real evidence the dog owner is going to owe out of pocket. Their dogs may still bark but you can screw up their lives with liens on property, garnishment and dinging their credit. If they rent go after the landlord and make sure they’re getting copies of the complaints you’re filing as you go along. Get the offenders evicted.
I made the horrible mistake of thinking that since our worst offenders were my MIL/FIL and my SIL that family would eventually respect each others basic rights. NOPE. Instead they acted like we were troublemakers since they moved their dogs to a part of their property where they couldn’t hear them but we were in the direct line of fire for decades. When we told my SIL/BIL we were now recording and planning to sue. the dogs vanished. So the lesson here is don’t be the good guy when you can’t sleep for days, weeks, months or years or watch TV without CC or enjoy any aspect of your home because of dog noise pollution. When confronted with real consequences instead of training the dogs they got rid of them. If they really felt they were doing nothing wrong they would have said go ahead and record and take pictures of my dogs standing in the road blocking traffic and running out and being aggressive to anyone that walks down the road…
Understand that had we been doing half of what they were they would have been all over us for disturbing Them. Such is the mentality of dog owners since they called AC over a neighbor with a barking dog. How rich is that.

Cjhb September 18, 2017 at 12:58 pm

I HATE DOGS,yes ALL OF THEM!! I am sick of neighbors dogs coming into my yard and killing my cats.It has happened here 4 times all in my own yard. The neigh irs always say they are sorry, but they never do anything with these nasty dogs. I have had it this time. I have already told this neighbor that if the same dogs that my husband caught killing our cat in our yard show u o in my yard and I catch them they will get them back dead! Just like our cat.

mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2017 at 6:54 pm
Wayne Webb September 20, 2017 at 8:56 am

Cjhb…..and I’d bet that this neighbor mouthed off some kind of threat after you told them that. Mine did.

DogsNeedToGoAWAY September 20, 2017 at 11:43 am

I was on the beach this past weekend and some asshat’s loose dog approached us as we were sitting on a rock, enjoying the beautiful surf..All the sudden, big, ugly, loose dog approaches..Idiot owner at least 100 yards away..I got my pepper spray out, pointed it at the beast and yelled for it to get the eff away from us..The dumb bitch come over and i scream at her to get her effing dog away from me..I told her she was a jerk for letting a loose dog on the beach( no dogs are allowed on state beaches in Nh..)She says because it is ” off season” she thought it was ok..She was breaking two laws, no dogs on beach and no loose dogs in town..She didn’t give a shit and looked at us like were crazy..She couldn’t even get hold of the beast to leash it..The very next day, some moronic woman is jogging down the beach with a loose, giant dog..Again, i get the spray out and start yelling like a maniac..This moron finally got the picture and put the POS on a leash..These nutters are out of control….Dog owners are the most inconsiderate people on the planet..

Cjh September 20, 2017 at 1:22 pm

I don’t care who raises them or how they do it. Dogs are just natural born killers

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Anna September 20, 2017 at 5:52 pm

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