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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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AnkleBiter December 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

Unbelievable stupidity on both parts. Speaking of how intelligent dogs are, I saw a Facebook post from an acquaintance saying their puppy “escaped our fence and was killed by a car.” How dumb are these creatures? Extinction must be coming soon. And her wording sounds like she’s blaming the car when the truth is the dumb dog ran under its wheels.

Is it bad that I didn’t even feel bad, but mainly thought what a dumb creature? It wasn’t even cute – one of those golden moppy dogs you’d want to clean your floor with.

Now she has to deal with her grieving kindergartener. Dog ownership can’t possibly be worth it.

mfatpony@aol.com December 3, 2016 at 10:16 pm

You will learn that when a dog gets hit by a car it is always the driver that is at fault. You should have swerved into oncoming traffic and killed yourself and your family to avoid the damn thing. My insurance company explained it quite well. I had the right of way in the road and the dog ran out into the road right in front of my car. The dog owner was 100% at fault.

Had Enough w/Canines December 4, 2016 at 8:38 am

Went to a large, major company tree lighting/holiday party last night that had lots of booths, and attractions for families. I estimate 7500 people were there. Small children, strollers abounded. First thing to greet you walking in were pet adoptions. I heard they were trying to adopt out 36 dogs of various types. Of course there were many pitbulls.
Later heard quietly, there was someone bitten on the leg who was merely walking by, you guessed it, an out of control (OOC) pit dog. This revelation came just as they were touting 4 adoptions of dogs – and “If you don’t like dogs, get out,” was said tongue-in-cheek with the adoption announcement. For just the dogs, mind you. Nothing was said about the many adorable kittens they had.
Disgusting! People will never learn you can provoke an OOC dog by just being near it, wearing the wrong scent, making the wrong sound, or gesturing the wrong way.

DogsNeed ToDisappear December 4, 2016 at 11:38 pm

Dogs are incredibly dirty animals. I find them repulsive, and if one brushes up against me it makes me want to gag and vomit. They roll in their own leavings like it’s perfume to them. They lick their own crotches and whatever garbage they find lying on the ground – is that really supposed to be “adorable”? Something you want to pat and play with and have at the end of your bed? Ewww!

Dog lovers have no respect for anyone but themselves. It’s common courtesy to keep your dog on a leash, clean up after your dog, keep it away from strangers and treat it like an animal, not a child. If I put a pet tarantula on a dog lover’s head and told them, “oh, my spider’s friendly, he won’t bite!” they’d report me likely, so why is it acceptable for a stinky, nasty dog to jump up onto a person, and for dog lovers to use the “oh, it’s alright, he’s friendly!” excuse?

Honestly, it’s also disrespectful to the dog to treat it like a human being. It’s an animal, it doesn’t want to be stuffed into cutesy costumes and swaddled up like an infant. It doesn’t want to be some friendless flake’s pillow. When a dog is properly trained, taught to behave in a certain manner, such as police dogs, seeing eye dogs, etc. there are exceptions, but otherwise, a dog should be kept away from those who don’t want one jumping on them or leaving leavings on their lawn. Not everyone is a dog lover and dog lovers need to learn to respect that even if they don’t agree with that viewpoint, and not automatically call anyone who doesn’t love dogs “cruel, evil haters”.

In the 21st century, there’s been this rise of “dog culture”. Dogs haven’t changed a bit, but their owners have, and not for the better. There is this sense of entitlement these days for dog people, as if they believe that owning a dog entitles them to break the law, get special privileges in parks, restaurants, theaters, etc., and and worse yet, they allow their beloved pets to kill other animals, such as cats, raccoons and other small creatures.

And then there’s the “pittie-lover” crowd… ugh, don’t even get me started on those freaks-of-nature who adore pit bulls to the point where, if they read an article online about a pit bull attacking and killing a child, they’ll blame the child! It’s sick. To defend a vicious animal like that, must be some twisted form of psychosis or something. And I cringe even more when dog owners say “I wish I never had my kids. They were accidents. My fur-baby is like a human baby that never grows up”. The fact that this mentality among the dog people demographic is becoming more and more common… holy cow, it’s just nuts.

Had Enough w/Canines December 5, 2016 at 5:25 am

Your comments would be much better received if they were not so profanity laced. Please have a care.

mfatpony@aol.com December 5, 2016 at 3:22 pm

In defense of Aurel most of us sound like that in our heads daily. I was nearly shunned in a pet store HEW/Cs. I refused to let a crap hound sniff me. To which the shocked dog owner looked in my arms and said-Oh she has cat stuff…
At the vet last time for our hand raised kittens we were sitting in the section marked cats only. We were invaded no less than three times by idiots with dogs to which the staff had to jump up and remind them to keep their dogs out of that area. The last was by three women with a single digit IQ between the three of them and some large breed dog of about 150 lbs that was drooling and gagging and dragging its owner over to us. I thought my husband was going to punch the mutt in the nose but the tech got in-between just in time. We had no where to retreat to. I said something not very charming and the dumb women acted offended. Oddly I have never seen a cat owner take their cat over to the dog waiting room and make a nuisance of themselves.

dogsfromhell December 6, 2016 at 2:46 pm


Another mauling by the “family dog” . The neighbors of course are “stunned” as always. Most of all the news reporters and police state the dogs look like pit bulls but are too afraid to “say” they are pit bulls. How many humans have to be sacrificed before these dogs are deemed unsafe?

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