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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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dogsfromhell January 16, 2017 at 11:12 am

This is a pro-human website devoted to resisting the cult and culture of dog nuttery. I’d suggest seeking mental health counseling and/or medication for your “sadness”. Clearly dogs aren’t helping you.

Best wishes.

dogsfromhell January 16, 2017 at 11:13 am

Thanks pony!

dogsfromhell January 16, 2017 at 11:18 am

We had snow last week as well. I looked out my window at my neighbor’s back yard and the lovely snow was littered with crap piles in just one day’s time. In the spring/summer/fall their lawn is non-existent. I was thinking the same thing you said. At least I know where they lay their HAZMAT bombs. Of course I can never garden in my own back yard due to proximity.

Who would ever want a useless crap machine.

Moldyaintgoldy January 16, 2017 at 2:51 pm

@LeRatJame: So it’s crazy to like cats but it’s celebrated to like dogs? No mam, canine cultists like yourself are the lunatics. Forcing other people to follow your religion of worshiping stupid spoiled mutts is a form of sharia law implemented by people like you who think are normal. I don’t force other people to like what I like, neither should you. From where I’m at (Hawaii), people treat cats and other animals with abuse and even admit it out in the open without prosecution, but dogs are treated like royalty and if one is slapped around with no actual harm , someone will be arrested instantly. I have to deal living around such people every fu**ing day with a hardened skin. I bet you Enjoy having s*x with a barking machine every night. Now that is what I call crazy. This place is for doghaters with a reason. (BTW, to make your feelings hurt more, I once tried dog soup when I was 9 years old when visiting some relatives in an Asian country and I got to witness the humane slaughter from beginning to end. No different from killing a goat or pig for food FYI. I bet you eat meat as well because I assume you have romantic dinners with your worthless Fido). Last but not least, I suggest you take your tissues and GTFO of this site you sensitive a** sniffing snowflake…

dogsfromhell January 16, 2017 at 6:24 pm

Dog cultists believe their creature are elite among animals. Its just an extension of their narcissism. It always amazes me when I learn of an “animals rights” organization whose sole focus is freaking dogs. LMAO. So many dog nutters claim to love animals so dearly yet all the while they are feeding other animals to their beasts and have little remorse when it attacks or kills another species. Pathetic

Had Enough w/Canines January 17, 2017 at 7:01 am

Just when you think it’s perfectly okay to suffer from your neighbor’s bark machine and tell them so, now one can be accused on news TV of shooting their dog.

sugary spice January 17, 2017 at 10:56 am

Has anyone here seen that movie trailer for “A Dog’s Purpose”? Great, more dog fanatic propaganda for the masses. Wasn’t there some dog cultist movie last year? I’m sure the dog worshipers are happy.

To be honest, most dogs are useless. The purpose of a dog was to be subservient to humans. Yet, many dogs don’t even do that due to their lazy owners. If anything, a human becomes a slave to the dog and their life will revolve the dog’s schedule. The roles are reserved. The dogs are the bosses now. People allow their dogs to bark endlessly, run rampant, pee/poop everywhere, and bite humans and other pets. Let’s be honest, without training a dog is pretty much an annoying, useless, and potentially dangerous creature. Most people do not train their dogs to the level of police or bomb detection dogs. And even police dogs are just doing what they were trained to do. Police dogs don’t aid the police just out of the kindness of their hearts or to protect the community. Police dogs aren’t heroes. I hate how people attach complex human emotions into dogs. Many doggers barely even train their dogs to crap outside on a consistent basis. Many dogs have long outlived their true purpose, nowadays people use them as if they are living, breathing teddy bears – annoying, smelly ones at that.

Any dog will “love you” or be your “best friend” if you give the stupid thing some food.

dogsfromhell January 17, 2017 at 11:41 am

If the dog was bothering one neighbor, it was most likely bothering others. Anyone could have killed it. Dog nutters drive normal people to do things they would not do except under the extreme conditions of being force feed dog noise. Continued exposure to dog noise is similar to torture. The deleterious health effects of dog noise have been well documented If dog cultists truly loved dogs they would be responsible owners and would help educate others in the nutter community.

Poor man.

dogsfromhell January 17, 2017 at 2:53 pm

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