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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2017 at 8:53 am

FB is pit nutter heaven , or hell it seems all dogs are pits despite different labels attached to them . Many are good dogs that need to be the only dog…

AnkleBiter April 25, 2017 at 9:38 am

How many more victims does there need to be before these beasts are banned?


mfatpony@aol.com April 25, 2017 at 3:19 pm

AnkleBiter-I guess all of us better start arming ourselves. We’re taking that stance on my SILs free range GSD. There is no IQ test for owning a dog let alone one for owning dangerous breeds. Seeing that none of her dogs receive any training we’re not going to be caught off guard once this new mangler starts being even more aggressive.
We live in a world where disposing of a vicious loose dog can get you in more trouble that letting your dog run loose and kill someone.

Sarah April 26, 2017 at 5:40 am

Last week I was walking to my mailbox by my self. It was a nice day so I thought why not walk instead of drive. So I noticed that about 100m away there was my neighbour and her HUGE poodle walking. At first I didn’t notice but when they got closer I saw the dog was off leash.

I kept walking but then I saw the dog running towards me. I wasn’t sure what to do since when it stands on its back legs its taller than I am!!

The dog ran up to me and started pushing me and jumping on me. Keep your dogs leashed please!

DogsNeedToGoAWAY April 26, 2017 at 6:38 am

Get some pepper spray and don’;t be afraid to use it on these stupid mutts.

mfatpony@aol.com April 26, 2017 at 7:35 am

Sarah this is where you make sure the wind is at your back and you unload the pepper gel. Believe me the nutter will not offer to help you if you’re injured.
I’m sure the low IQ dog owner thought it was cute.

E.F April 26, 2017 at 9:02 am


Grab onto the dogs paws as it jumps onto you and do the helicopter-spin manoeuvre, spinning around a few times, and with all your might, attempt to launch it into orbit.

DogsNeedToGoAWAY April 26, 2017 at 10:54 am

EF 🙂
Great Idea!!!!!!!! Love the visual of the crapbag being launched and the horror on the nutters face!

Sarah April 26, 2017 at 11:49 am

The worst part of the whole incident is that the owner was laughing and didn’t do anything to stop what was happening, like call the dog, run to help me.

mfatpony@aol.com April 26, 2017 at 11:59 am

See Sarah I knew that is what the dog owner would be doing.
I like the helicopter thing. Usually I just knee them with all the force I can muster. It’s fun wiping that smile off the dumb dog owners face. With a big dog there is pretty much nothing a nutter can do about it. Of course this is why I advocate keeping human legal pepper gel.

DogsNeedToGoAWAY April 26, 2017 at 1:26 pm

Yet some still wonder why we hate dogs and why we hate nutters..
I almost hate standard poodles more than any other dog..To me, they look like child molesters. Creepy. Of course the ugliest and most stupid dog ever is the Labradoodle.

mfatpony@aol.com April 26, 2017 at 2:58 pm

DogsNeedToGoAWAY-Poodles are biters. They are yappers too.

mfatpony@aol.com April 26, 2017 at 3:03 pm

All dogs are ugly. Nothing is worse than the endless pictures on FB of pit bulls with their wangs hanging out. It is so disgusting.

SR April 26, 2017 at 8:04 pm


Sorry that happened to you. I agree with the knee technique…it does work well. Especially if you reclaim your space by holding your ground or even taking a step towards the dog which will confuse the brainless mutt…then follow up with a nice knee or hip bump (studying martial arts helps). However the helicopter sounds like great fun! 😀

Many years ago when I was a little boy a neighbor had these two annoying little yappers that would chase and bite you when we road down the street on our bikes. This was back in the late 70s when leash laws didn’t seem to exist. They tore holes in my bellbottoms and gave me a few nips here and there until one day I had enough and put on a pair of my rain galloshes with extra socks. When those little yappers got close, I swung a foot over the side of my bike and gave both of them a SUPER BOOT and with the momentum on my bike in knocked them both airborne. Felt good. 🙂

A while later the neighbor came to our house and asked “have you folks seen a pair of chihuahuas?”. My father (who hated dogs) who had already heard my tale told them “sorry, no we haven’t” and told me good job on taking care of those little mutts after the neighbor left.

Thanks, Dad. Miss ya. 🙂

mfatpony@aol.com April 26, 2017 at 10:27 pm

SR- My H used to ride a motorcycle and it got so bad he carried a tire checker with him.
A man and wife that worked at a local store , the husband left for work on his bike and the neighbors pit bulls ran out and attacked him. He ended up with one leg shorter than the other and no way to sue because the people with the dogs of course had nothing. It’s not uncommon to see someone here go for a walk with a baseball bat.
We’re out 500$ because a damn loose pit bull ran out in front of my car. And no the jerks aren’t worth suing.

dogsfromhell April 27, 2017 at 7:15 pm
mfatpony@aol.com April 27, 2017 at 7:39 pm

DFH-AC never just confiscates dogs that are not in compliance and allows owners to keep dogs that run loose even after they have complaints they’re vicious. They everyone acts all concerned when someone gets killed.
The low shallow end of the gene pool next door was just letting their mutt bark again. I just hollered for them to go ahead and let it bark I’d be happy to record it. I’m sure she feels harassed and picked on and we’re just meanies. The reality is she’s a big fat bully who likes to try and control everything. Somewhere along the line she got the idea of using her dogs as a method of harassment. I don’t even take it personal. From what I hear anyone who crosses what god girl thinks is in for it. Nothing is more fun that chatting with some of her churchy buddies.

mfatpony@aol.com April 27, 2017 at 7:50 pm

LMAO I forgot to mention our county AC now has a FB page and if I get a good recording I’m going to post it there.

E.F April 28, 2017 at 9:28 am


are you a mod here? it’s hard to tell who is/isn’t although I have spoken with the owner of this site. i’m aware that this site has a fb page, although no one seems to post on it, why though? facebook is not only a place to gain the most hate, but a great place to gain more dog hating followers, through external awareness. too many people are scared of expressing themselves because of the family/friends they might lose. I for one could care less, one less nutter in my life is a joyous feeling to endure.

mfatpony@aol.com April 28, 2017 at 12:07 pm

EF- After 25 years of dog yapping I’m damn near psychotic. I have a specific reason for not using the FB page and it’s not because I give a rat’s bouncy backend what family, friends, employer or anyone else thinks. Plus my status on FB allows me to move freely among the demented pit nutter circus.

mfatpony@aol.com April 28, 2017 at 3:13 pm

I misread. No I’m not a moderator here. I thought you asked if I was in a mood.
You know it would make my life 100X more fun to use the FB page for all this fun stuff. You have to understand how this dog crap ( pun intended) has affected our whole family. Although none of the other family members are here at night and most days it seems my SIL and her simpering lying backside have the support while we are the evil intolerant monsters. For a lot of us it’s just a war that’s not worth it. I mean if my in-laws and SIL or any of their minions wanted to start the war on FB I’d be fine finishing it. We have enough stress this is where I can blow off some steam.

dogsfromhell April 29, 2017 at 4:26 pm

LMAO I forgot to mention our county AC now has a FB page and if I get a good recording I’m going to post it there.

That’s genius! I’m going to check out if we have a site as well.

mfatpony@aol.com April 29, 2017 at 9:45 pm

DFH-they just don’t realize how sick we are of explaining we don’t want to , don’t have to and are not going to listen to their dogs yammer all night. If posting a video of their dogs yapping it up on a local FB page doesn’t work I’ll start tagging them. I’ll post it on every site I know they have friends or business associates. I might print up flyers of their dogs roaming the road asking if anyone knows who these dogs belong to. Her victim status is going to take a serious hit to the gut.

dogsfromhell May 1, 2017 at 7:57 pm


What?! Technology is going to put those seeing eye dogs out of business! What will the nutters do when they can’t quote “Dogs are heros. They help the blind” If blind people can see, dog nutters are going to be crushed. They are so screwed!

(Reality: Only a small percentage of blind folks actually use a dog).

mfatpony@aol.com May 2, 2017 at 8:52 am

DFH the publics perception of a SD is completely different that those that use them. That’s legit SDs. Of which I am convinced there are very few. There is a GPS app for the blind you can put on your smart phone.

dogsfromhell May 3, 2017 at 6:50 pm

There is a GPS app for the blind you can put on your smart phone.

Cool. No dog required.

SR May 3, 2017 at 10:46 pm

There is no escape from dog nutters:

I saw an older lady the other day with a small dog on a leash pushing a stroller down the side walk. My first thought was that Grandma was taking junior out for some fresh air…but then I noticed that she stopped and then HELD THE DOG while it popped. I swear it looked like the same thing someone would do with a human child…but…just…so…WRONG!

And then…the best part…she then lifted the little mutt, placed it in the stroller, put the crap in a baggie and then continued pushing the stroller down the street with the dog sitting up high like some type of royalty. I have…no…words…:(

But on a more positive note…the next day I was having a conversation with a co-worker who mentioned that he had 3 kids and a “dog that I really didn’t want”. This guy is very soft spoken and a church going man who in all the years I’ve known him has never sworn and doesn’t drink alcohol. I asked him more about the dog and he shared that his wife and kids wanted it…but he sees dogs as nothing more than “needy, destructive poop machines”. So for the sake of his family he deals with it…but it turns out…he’s one of us! An actual individual who doesn’t like/hates dogs…and once I told him that his secret was safe with me he opened up a lot more.

So…one nutter and one down to earth honest man who doesn’t like dogs…I suppose I can live with that. 🙂

mfatpony@aol.com May 4, 2017 at 11:50 am

I don’t care what insanity people engage in with their dogs until it impacts me, mine or especially my home life.
You only have to read the dog behavior forums to see how much people hate their own dogs.

DogsNeedToGoAWAY May 4, 2017 at 12:16 pm

I went on the pet forums and boy are you right..They all want to know, how can I make my dog stop barking, how can I make dog stop biting and snapping, how can I make my dog stop lunging and jumping..I’d love to sign up just to point out the obvious answer to all of these questions..I have learned one thing from these forums..Nutters are even more stupid than i originally thought..I always assumed they simply were not bothered by the barking, jumping, chewing, pissing, shitting that drove the rest of us insane..I now understand they oftentimes hate it just as much but keep torturing themselves, due I guess to stupidity or masochism.

dogsfromhell May 4, 2017 at 5:27 pm

They live vicariously through their dogs as martyrs.

dogsfromhell May 4, 2017 at 5:27 pm
dogsfromhell May 4, 2017 at 5:31 pm
SR May 4, 2017 at 5:34 pm


We’re probably all better off doing that…but sometimes I can’t quite tune it all out…:)

On that note…I think I finally found out who owns the barking little yapper in our neighborhood. It always sounds like it is to the east of me but our community manager claims there are no new tenants with dogs…but I’ve seen a little old lady with a little yapper walking around the complex lately. Funny, I heard it barking in front of my house yesterday and it really sounded familiar. Like at 10:30 pm the night before when I was trying to get to sleep and the little SOB kept barking for well past the 15 minute law. I’ve heard it all hours…time to have another chat with our clueless manager about this…and to find out what house this lady is in so I can call the police if I need to.

Never had this problem over the past 3 years I’ve been here…argh, I hate dogs. And their clueless, besotten assbite owners…

mfatpony@aol.com May 4, 2017 at 10:16 pm

SR. Like I said as long as it doesn’t impact me, my home I’m not interested.
Your best bet is to subtly follow the dogger and see where she lives. Yes you need the address because AC and the police are loath to actually do their job in regards to yapping dogs. I used FB messenger to contact our AC control this time and screen shot the conversation. Our last AC officer was a no show, no call do nothing non responder. I also sent a picture of their dogs in the road in front of their house.
DogsNeedToGoAWAY- You will see that the doggers complain about the very things we do which is good for a chuckle when they come here all incensed that someone hates dogs. Many of the loathe the mutt in their life. I mean my neighbors actually wanted to know if the dog down the road bothered me because it was bothering them a few years ago when we were still sort of civil I almost died laughing. People with loose dogs will often complain about loose dogs, People with barking dogs will actually complain about other barking dogs. Some of them live in fear that wiggle butt of theirs will get out of the yard and land a lawsuit on their door and in the next breath tell the poster with the aggressive dog to rehome it.
And yes DFH nothing makes you more socially correct than a rescue dog that you can’t leave alone for 15 seconds without it going bonkers.

Starshine May 5, 2017 at 3:04 am

Like people have stated over, many dog owners are actually sick and tired of their dogs. Every morning when I go to the bus stop, I encounter the same people out walking their dogs. They all look so damn miserable. One of them clearly has two dogs but I only see him with one of them at a time. He just stands in one spot most of the time, waiting for his dog to crap so he can pick it up, then he goes back inside. I feel sorry for him.

My local newspaper had an article today about a kid that found 137 dog bags on one trip in the forest. He was kind enough to take responsibility and he picked them all up and threw them away.
It shows the utter lack of intelligence these nutters have. They actually pick up the their dog’s crap to put it in the bag and then they throw the bag on the ground.
How crazy do you have to be to do something like that?

But then, you already have to be a little crazy to buy an animal whose only purpose is making you walk behind it to pick up its feces.

dogbeds May 5, 2017 at 1:23 pm

My dear friends sleep with their huge chocolate lab, the thought of it makes me want to wretch. Why not sleep with chickens, baby cows, rats and snakes to while you are at it? How filthy must these pet owners be who let their animal who runs outside and brings in a world of dirt and insects into their bed and onto their couches. Be warned if you visit people with pets – their guest bed might just be a big doggy bed made up to look like a human bed.

mfatpony@aol.com May 5, 2017 at 1:58 pm

Dog owners get a lot of attention at adoption events. Their new best friend that they’ve known all of 5 minutes.
It’s shameful to return the beast a week later after it’s destroyed your home so they are stuck. I think a lot of dog owners are bitter and angry and google I hate my dog and this site comes up and it makes them even more angry to see anyone pointing the finger at them for being so stupid.

Siam Cat May 6, 2017 at 11:54 pm

Find out what the leash laws are in your area. If your neighbor keeps walking the poodle off leash, take a photo or short video to document & report.

mfatpony@aol.com May 7, 2017 at 2:39 pm

Siam Cat. I agree but sadly even with photo evidence most AC will do nothing. The owner will slobber about how the leash broke or some such nonsense and say you were a big meanie. At this point I think it’s more proactive to carry a walking stick with a slammer type handle and pepper gel and a knife that is of legal length. the only reason I don’t advocate a gun is there are often other people nearby. Although if you live in a rural area like I do it’s an excellent option.

mfatpony@aol.com May 7, 2017 at 2:48 pm

I wanted to reiterate that any dog that thinks it’s OK to run at any other human or dog either in play or aggression is not socialized or trained. It’ is simply an accident for an innocent bystander waiting to happen. Jumping on humans is something responsible dog owners train out of their dogs realizing that even a small dog can scratch or ruin clothing. A bigger dog can knock you down.
In a real pack only a stupid dog would jump on the pack leader or dominant member so when strange fido is busy humping your leg or just slobbering all over you while the owner stands there with a stupid grin that dog is being just as aggressive in some ways as if it ran at your barking and snarling.

Nalome May 9, 2017 at 4:01 am

I HATE DOGS! Lol I feel bad for hating them and having to take care of my boyfriend’s dog while he is constantly working abroad. I am being very nice to the dog, but I just don’t like dogs.

DogsNeedToGoAWAY May 9, 2017 at 11:37 am

I’m not sure why anyone who works abroad all of the time would even own a dog, but it sounds like your typical nutter. You shouldn’t feel bad about hating the dog, they are nasty, annoying, stupid and your reaction means you have all synapses firing in your brain. Sorry you are stuck with this mutt.

dogsfromhell May 12, 2017 at 4:50 pm

Got charged by an off leash POS Chihuahua mix today while going to my car. It really caught me off guard. I need to be prepared for the next time. It was one of the mangiest, ugliest dogs I’ve ever seen. I screamed, “get it away from me!” The owner was almost as ugly as his dog.

mfatpony@aol.com May 13, 2017 at 5:52 am

Next time see how far you can punt the mutt. I’m sure the owner was apologetic over their darling little babies naughty behavior.

dogsfromhell May 14, 2017 at 5:49 am


I’ve been waiting for the dog nutters to come up with this. So I’m not saying whether I’m progressive or conservative on this site, only that people who are both dog nutters and hate Trumph decided that there MUST be something wrong with him because he doesn’t own a dog.

AnkleBiter May 14, 2017 at 6:38 am

I’ve been wondering if Trump had a dog since I haven’t seen the nauseating obligatory photo op pic of a white house mutt. That he doesn’t own one makes me like him. I always felt that presidential pets were just props and they’re usually dogs. I think the Bush and Clinton families had a cat but you always saw the dogs regularly.

mfatpony@aol.com May 14, 2017 at 4:04 pm

If Trump had a dog it would be the wrong breed and he would be accused of abusing it. It’s just more nuttery from the doggers.

E.F May 16, 2017 at 7:35 am

I don’t necessarily like Trump but I would have voted for him if I was in the US. Although if he posted shit about his dog, that would be another issue in itself, I don’t respect a man based on the pets they own, however if he put on a whole “awww look at my cute adorable doggie” show before the elections, it wouldn’t just obviously look like he was trying to sly-grab a few nutters who vote purely in the name of a few mutts, but I’d cringe so hard that I would feel the pain in my facial muscles.

mfatpony@aol.com May 16, 2017 at 5:41 pm

A nut on one of my boards posted today that he doesn’t have a dog because he’s a psychopath. I beg to differ the closet I encounter daily to psychopaths ARE dog owners.



noun: psychopath; plural noun: psychopaths

a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior.

synonyms: madman, madwoman, maniac, lunatic, psychotic, sociopath; More
informalloony, fruitcake, nutcase, nutjob, nut, psycho, schizo, head case, sicko, screwball, crazy, kook, loon

“by definition, is every psychopath a danger to himself or others?”

an unstable and aggressive person.
“schoolyard psychopaths will gather around a fight to encourage the combatants”

Yulin 2017 May 21, 2017 at 6:54 pm

Its okay if Westerners make jokes about Indian not eating their sacred Cows,Middle Easterners having sex with goats, crazy old cat ladies being hoarders. But criticize dangerous and vicious dogs and their scum owners, you get accused of blasphemy for saying your negative thoughts on the fastest growing religion on earth, Canine Worship….

mfatpony@aol.com May 22, 2017 at 4:45 pm

Yulin 2017…would look good on a T-shirt. Been there Ate that. lmao

BigDogHater May 23, 2017 at 6:12 pm

I thought this would be nice to share here. Basically sums up the main issues I have with my generation.


dogsfromhell May 24, 2017 at 5:14 am

BDH, Great article!

“It’s even becoming common to hear pet owners tell the story of how they “rescued” their dog or cat, as if they snatched it from a burning building at the peril of their own lives.
In reality, most of them simply visited the pound and picked the cutest furball they saw. I’ve never met someone who asked shelter workers, “Which dog is scheduled to die first?” and took home whatever mange-riddled chupacabra emerged from the back room. When you go get a dog, you are doing something you want to do. Portraying it as a sacrificial act of virtue is just indulgent.”

BigDogHater May 24, 2017 at 5:04 pm

I agree. The part that stuck out most to me was the story of the couple who had their grandparents watch their dog and talked about it as if it were a child. I literally wanted to vomit. The only, and I mean only, people I could tolerate speaking in that manner about a pet would be, ironically enough, actual children who don’t know any better. Who don’t actually mean what they’re saying and think of it as true. Kids love their pets and think of them taking care of them as their parents care for them. No grown, educated adults should do that and think of it as normal. Unfortunately this is becoming the norm among young people and I can’t stand it.

I’m in college right now and there are so many people here who always say that they can’t wait to graduate so they can get a dog. Not to get their dream job or find their first apartment; no to get a dang dog. I imagine in the past, people would have been worrying more about finding work, getting married, or dating at the very least. Now nearly everyone just wants to go out and join the insanity of the dog realm rather than focusing on their future with other human beings. It’s so sickening.

AnkleBiter May 24, 2017 at 6:05 pm

I’ll never forget when I was in college (long ago), meeting a student who lived off campus – not in the nearby apartments, but in a TRAILER. I asked him why, since I had never met a student who lived in a trailer and he said because it was the only place he could live with his dog. I thought it was pathetic but he was sweet so I gave him a pass. Looking back, it was decent of him to not sneak his dog into the dorms or the apartments. I never knew anyone in college who couldn’t wait to graduate so they could get a dog. That’s how badly things have gotten in the past 25 years. I remember yearning to graduate so I could get a job and afford a new car, having driven clunkers since high school. Getting a pet was last on the list.

Starshine May 25, 2017 at 2:40 am

It also annoys the heck out of me that it’s okay to replace kids with dogs but it’s not okay with any other animal. As mentioned above, women who like cats are deemed to be crazy cat ladies. If someone prefers to keep rabbits or reptiles, they’re also deemed weird.

I don’t get how dogs are considered a better child replacement than any other pet. Just like other pets, a dog can’t go to school, learn to read, get their first job, come home with their first boyfriend/girlfriend or tell you they love you etc.
Dogs have no more personality than other pets. They bark, shit, eat and sleep. At least cats are hygienic, horses can transport you, and parrots can learn how to talk. Dogs have absolutely no advantage over other pets. They only have disadvantages.

The hamsters I had as a kid had just as much personality as any dog I’ve met, yet people always told me that it’s impossible to care for a hanster as much as a dog. My 3rd hamster would come to me when I called him, he would do tricks to get food etc. Just the same as any dog, yet for some reason a dog is always considered “better”.

I remember getting silently annoyed at my mom once when my brother had his dog over and my mom suddenly started going into baby mode and talk about how the dog was smiling. My mom is not a dog person but even she can’t escape the culture of dog worship. The dog was simply standing there with his mouth open and tongue out and my mom talk about how cute he was when smiling.
No one said my hamsters were smiling when they had their mouths open, but dogs appearantly are always smiling, laughing, telling a joke or proclaiming their love whenever their mouths open. Ugh. It’s anthropomorphism at its most absurd.

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