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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too πŸ™

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Melody July 28, 2016 at 7:27 am

LOL. This site is so therapeutic for me. As I currently live in dog nutter central. I love reading the thoughts of like minded individuals.

Anyone who thinks that dogs are better than people has to be certifiable.

AnkleBiter July 28, 2016 at 8:56 am

DFH – petChatz – what an incredible waste of money

mfatpony@aol.com July 28, 2016 at 2:00 pm

A better device would be a court ordered matching shock collars for dog and owner . Each time the mutt starts yapping the owner gets a zap too.

E.F July 28, 2016 at 9:56 pm

MFP,
Got any good sites for me? Wouldn’t mind a good chuckle myself. Usually I get a cringe every now and then, but those aren’t satisfying at all.

Melody,
Likewise. What the dog nutters tend not to understand is that we’ve all owned dogs, or have has specific unpleasant experiences with them, it’s not like we’re just hating them and their owners because of ‘deez nuts’ but that’s just the logic these nutters are capable of appealing to. Unlike many of the people here, who have already ‘done their time’ in dog nutter central, I too, am unfortunately STILL stuck in one. 25 years and still going. I have an unfortunate case of chronic depression, a fear/passionate hate for dogs and my guardian knows that, I’ve been to psychology sessions where I’ve admitted to her face that I’ve attempted suicide because of dogs, and she just shrugs it off her shoulders. In the meantime whilst I’m struggling to hold onto my life because this world is so messed up, she goes out and gets another dog to replace the one that just died recently…

NiggiJohnnyCage July 29, 2016 at 4:21 pm

Dogs and cats are overrated and annoying. Reptiles and sharks are so much better.

Crocs and gators eat pet dogs for snacks.

dogsfromhell July 30, 2016 at 12:55 pm

http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2016/07/landlord-boots-fosters-training-service-dog-for-veteran/

Bravo to this landlord for holding these alleged do-gooders accountable. They should have bought their own home first rather than putting someone else’s property at risk. Read the nutters rabid remarks. LMAO

mfatpony@aol.com July 30, 2016 at 1:38 pm

The one thing in life I would never be is a landlord.
In what way was this couple qualified to train a service dog ?
If I read the story correctly an actual foundation Puppy Jake which shows their total lack of doing any diligence in where their dogs end up. A legit foundation would have required a signed statement from the landlord even if there were pets allowed.
Buy your own home you turds. We haven’t even touched on the lack of respect people who don’t want their lives infected with dog pollution.
So here’s the skinny, This pair of narcissists probably lied on the application and were well aware that training a dog is not the same as an exemption to have a dog for a medical need.
The doggers on the comments appear to have remedial education or total lack of social skills to say the least.
https://www.volgistics.com/ex/portal.dll/ap?ap=891081382
This should link to the application at Puppy Jake Foundation. I didn’t see verification of being a homeowner or landlord permission anywhere on the application.
Anyone can have a website.

mfatpony@aol.com July 30, 2016 at 1:42 pm

BTW DFH thanks for the link to this nutter site. Looks like a pile of loons. Great entertainment value.

AnkleBiter July 30, 2016 at 2:09 pm

Of course the apartment complex should have made an exception to the rules. They are training a service dog, after all. Giving back to their community. Dog nuts are always entitled to do what they want in the name of all dogginess.

Noccalula July 30, 2016 at 2:34 pm

OMG! First of all, if I were a landlord I would put a clause in the lease agreement that if caught with a pet they agree to fork over at least $2500 in disinfecting fees and they have to move immediately, and secondly who in their right mind would rent to 2 teenagers?

mfatpony@aol.com July 30, 2016 at 3:42 pm
mfatpony@aol.com July 30, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Noccalula and landlords should be able to demand a damage deposit from anyone with an ESA. They require NO special training .
So you know if you are adopting a pet you have to answer if you own or rent and if you rent provide the landlords address and phone number so they can be contacted.
I wonder if it was the barking or the dog crap left everywhere that caused the complaints.

E.F July 30, 2016 at 9:58 pm

DFH,

I commented in the link you provided:

“Someone else owns a house and creates a rule that the ‘renters’ must abide by, the ‘renters’ break the rule, granted it is an honest mistake, however it is still a big mistake to make considering pets are provably a nuisance, damaging the property and/or endangering the safety of neighbours. The value of the house being rented at hand can be ‘permanently’ decreased due to the damages made by pets and the negligence of their owners. In some cases, landlords are even LIABLE for the damages caused by the pet, if the pet attacks another human, and the landlord knew that the renters had a vicious pet, then they would kopp the blame…

And you people in these comments are so narrow minded that you don’t even consider that, you are too caught up in your own self wallowing for an animal that you’ve never met, that you are literally insulting these landlords (who are most probably kinder people than you are), that you people are literally proving to yourselves and everyone else reading them that you are ignorant, selfish, belittling, sad little people.

I hope you’re happy, because you’ve all proven yourselves to be the equivelant of internet trolls and cyber bullies. Well done.”

If they comment or send the page I commented as, a message, I will simply send em’ a ‘you’re a troll, suck it’ meme and then block them.

Had Enough w/Canines July 31, 2016 at 7:07 am

MFP,
I live in LA city. There is no way in hell Angelenos are that gullible. No nut case like that looney would EVER even get that off the ground. In fact, this is the first I’m hearing of this moronic scheme. That shows me it isn’t being taken seriously.

I am also a landlord of sorts. However, my daughter lives there and is allergic to cats and would never get a dog on MY property. Because of deceit, I can’t see me renting to anyone else. The property is also within view of my home.

There is no need to empty the shelters, except by extinguishing unwanted animals. If people want the shelters emptied, they should either be responsible by spaying and neutering or allow dogs roaming free to be picked off by drunk drivers and gang members to give them something non-human to aim for. I happen to like cats, but I don’t have pets.

Nearly everyone I’ve ever asked who has children and dogs states they got the dog for the kids and the kids have nothing to do with the animal care, even though they promised they would at the start. None of those people will sit for someone who is not a family member telling them to take more of what they don’t want.

That woman is a complete nut job. Dogs are not something people really want so much as something they think they should have. When she gets her animals fixed, she should opt for the surgeon to perform a lobotomy on what little brain apparently she has.

mfatpony@aol.com July 31, 2016 at 9:55 am

Had Enough. I said it was a dip into the nutters den. They really do believe as dog owners they have the right to disregard their leases and in most cases do damage beyond what they could ever afford to pay for. Yep that’s right. The dog can ruin the floors, tear up doors and wood work ruin lawns and landscaping and get the home , apartment listed as a nuisance for police calls over their roaming and barking. But it’s their right to save that mutt from the shelter and stick the landlord with the bill. The same low life do this with homes in foreclosure. Aside from pulling out the wires in the wall and sawing up the plumbing because the resent having their home taken away for not paying for it you can almost count on massive pet damage.
For many landlords especially ones with one or two homes it’s an investment with rent paying the mortgage , taxes and upkeep.
Every landlord should have and execute a three day to comply or vacate.
I believe the mess in Berkley got some good traction. Landlords cave to the pet craze because they are between a rock and a hard place, say no and the tenant will sneak a beast in. Say yes and ask for a damage deposit and pet rent and you might break close to even.

Starshine August 2, 2016 at 3:26 am

Need another good rant today so I hope you all don’t mind.

I mentioned earlier that I have a nature reserve close by where I like to take walks. It’s bad enough that many dog owners in the area let their dogs roam free in there, but today I noticed another thing that annoys the heck out of me.

Dog owners are damn noisy! Everyone else taking walks in the area are capable of having conversations in the normal decibel range, but not the dog nutters.
If I hear quiet talking or footsteps in the distance, I know it’s joggers or a family with children taking a walk.
If however, I hear constant shouting and whistling, I know for certainty that I should get out of the way before I get overrun by a dog with its owner behind it.

I was unfortunate enough to end up behind two women with a dog on my walk today. I didn’t dare walk past them because I didn’t want a dog at my heels when making my way down the path.
So instead I had to listen to them the entire way:
“Come here now. Come here honey. Come here. Oooh. What have you found nooooow? Come here now. Come here honey”.
I thought I would go completely insane listening to them.
I’ve figured out why they have to shout all the time though. Most dog owners are exposed to barking almost 24 hours a day. They’re pretty much deaf so they have to shout all the time. Their dogs are also hard of hearing because of their own barking, so their owners have to scream at them all the time to get them to obey.

The worst part was when they met other dog owners on the path:.
“Oooh. Such a nice dog you have. Oooh, yes, you’re such a nice dog aren’t you. Bibidi babidi du….”
At least then, I got the chance to move past them, and I basically ran so that they wouldn’t catch up with me again.

Comichoso August 2, 2016 at 4:36 am

Dog nutters are noisy, they have about the same notion of boundaries as their dogs, they are self absorbed and civility is a foreing concept to them. They let their mutts run up to people, smelling, licking, barking, jumping all over them and they think thats a great boon to those people. I always get an incredible urge to punch both the dogs and the owners when it happens to me. They say dogs and owners look alike, i think they share way more than just looks.

Noccalula August 2, 2016 at 8:25 pm

I would say #1 crap, #2 barking, #3 (although not publicly admitted) smells eminating from the apt. Lol

Noccalula August 2, 2016 at 9:07 pm

Here’s a dog nutter explaining why dogs are disgusting, but she encourages others to get a dog. What the…?
https://youtu.be/mGJq8W03wj8

NiggiJohnnyCage August 3, 2016 at 4:26 pm

I am allergic to my fathers’ yellow lab most likely. I often feel sick. I even need a puffer when I get congested from inhaling the dander. You’d think he get the hint, but no. Trying to convince me it could anything else but the dog. Well, I wonder what could be making me cough, my eyes itch and burn………I don’t have outdoor allergies that I know of and usually when I clean the symptoms appear.

I can’t hug the dog or I cough. Sad that people would make others stay sick so they can keep the dog. I find it neglectful in all honesty. I wake up feeling like shit everyday, congested , and forced to live like this. I sometimes feel I am getting sicker from the allergies at times.

dogsfromhell August 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

Hey Everyone…Nutter Alert! in section “Dog Facts”. LOL

mfatpony@aol.com August 6, 2016 at 5:02 am

http://www.adoptapet.com/pet/16015751-mcintosh-new-mexico-whippet-mix

Which part of this pit bull looks like a whippet ?

dogsfromhell August 6, 2016 at 8:57 am

Peanutter definitely looks like a pittie. Nutters think everyone is as stupid as they are LMAO. They need to climb out of their dogs’ ass.

AnkleBiter August 6, 2016 at 8:09 pm

Peanut is a Pitt. I also think whippets and greyhounds look like extra terrestrials.

mfatpony@aol.com August 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm

I guess it adds some variety to what’s available for adoption.
other wise it would just be pit, pit ,pit , pit , pit ,pit , pit, pit, pit. pit
pit, pit…

Had Enough w/Canines August 7, 2016 at 5:51 am

My really stupid niece just had her first baby. I just noticed a picture on social media of the [what they refuse to call a (rescued) pit bull] in the background, wandering around the living room.
Animals don’t light when they are annoyed/upset by something that’s changed. A couple of weeks ago, niece was taking bets when the baby would be born, (I SAID she was stupid, didn’t I)?
I am taking bets when baby will become dog food.
Any takers?
She was more concerned that the living room was child proofed than dog proofed, citing the sharp corners on the coffee table.
And no, for some strange reason I feel no empathy if or when this happens.

dogsfromhell August 7, 2016 at 12:52 pm

…but lets not forget pit “type” dog or pit “mix”.

dogsfromhell August 7, 2016 at 1:02 pm

I have witnessed moron dog owners who become new parents. I don’t understand how they rationalize behaving like protective germ-a-phobes, even taking pride in being OCD, while at the same time living with a filthy dog that licks the baby with its toilet paper tongue, sleeps in the bed, sits its excrement ass on carpet and furniture that the baby sucks face with, lets the beast chew the same toys the baby puts in his/her mouth and at the very least exposes their child to breathing dog dander….ever seen a toddler eat dog food directly from a dog bowl …just don’t get the logic in this kind of nutter behavior at all.

dogsfromhell August 7, 2016 at 1:11 pm

AnklerBiter,

LOL Hysterical! Ever noticed the resemblance of some pits to the Joker? Others just look similar to images of Lucifer. They’re just pretty damn ugly.

Tom August 7, 2016 at 8:49 pm

I found this site and, man, is it wonderful!! I absolutely HATE dogs with all of my being….they are actually the only animal I really feel that way about. I love almost all animals except dogs. And even those other few that I’m not a fan of ( mainly rodents), I can’t say that I hate them. I just don’t want to get up close and personal with them. But dogs……. they are vile, disgusting, ugly and dangerous beasts that add nothing to the world and are the worst animal to ever exist. I remember reading somewhere that the wild ancestor of the domestic dog actually went extinct, proof that even nature saw fit to exterminate the awful and hideous beasts aside from those that were kept alive by human interference. It’s actually a maddening fact when you think about it, that dogs are only here through an act of pure human f*ckery, but it gives me hope at the same time……maybe the day will come when nature sees fit to fix the rest of the dog problem for good!! Keep going with this awesome site!! There’s lots of us out here who love it and need it!! And to NiggiJohnnyCage….reptiles ARE awesome!! I have a box turtle who is awesome, and I’ve had him for 25 years. He’s the greatest! I also hope to get some budgerigars some day (birds are living dinosaurs, so they’re reptiles too πŸ™‚

mfatpony@aol.com August 7, 2016 at 9:48 pm

DFH. It’s usually Lab/mix thus avoiding the pit stigma.
I have seen family members put their babies on top of their freaking pits on FB. What can you say. I guess you send flowers to the funeral.
All pits are good pits until they’re not. Then they turn into meat grinders.
I knew a girl who had massive facial scars from being bit by a dog as a child. Her parents squandered the settlement that would have paid for some plastic surgery when she got old enough. She carried that baggage around. Her lack of self esteem reflected in the chain of abusive men she tolerated in her life. One of them threw her against a wall damaging a nerve in her arm and losing most of it’s use. The arm started to wither. With each BF she sank lower. I lost track of her years ago.
Her parents never thought the dog would hurt their child. it was a relatives dog. Lab something that tore into her cheek when she ran by it. Evil child was about 3 then. Kevin has always touched me because I see this girls face in his. Forever scared.
At least the dog that maimed her was shot on the spot. Meanwhile Micky the Mauler lives a life better and with a better guarantee of being loved and cared for than either of these children. Life will be rough for Kevin. It done something to my schoolmate. The scars go down into the soul. And people are mean.

Noccalula August 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm

Wow, I am so sorry for your friend. If you ever hear about her, please update here! What horror & PTSD she must have been through.

AnkleBiter August 8, 2016 at 9:27 am

DFH, I think Pits look like the joker as well with that wide mouth.

So yesterday I took my infant to the park. It was a lovely day and he had never been on the baby swing, so I put him in it and he loved it. Nearby is a man walking a white moppy dog. He was staring at his phone while the beast barked AT THE PLAYGROUND while young children played. If my infant wasn’t so young, I would have said something. After a few minutes the idiot left while the dog continued to bark at nothing. Doggers are sociopaths.

E.F August 8, 2016 at 10:04 am

Tom,

Well then welcome to this site πŸ™‚
There are plenty of anti-dog sites out there, and well over three hundred million dog haters. We aren’t alone, although many of us prefer to stay quite due to the alienation recieved by the dog nutters out there.

Ever hear of ‘The Curse of the High IQ’? Type it up in google images, it describes us well. Whereas the nutters make up the majority, and we, the few, make up the minority and so people will often believe and prefer quantity over quality. Whether it’s what the media believes in or not, they realise they only make money on the quantity even if it’s a blatant lie.

Keep at it, presenting your hatred for dogs with reasoning, eventually someone with half a brain will understand why instead of just debate the reasoning with an insult and complete lack of understanding.

mfatpony@aol.com August 8, 2016 at 1:37 pm

Tom the ancestors of the modern dog were not the noble wolf but a failed branch on the tree that slipped into man’s encampments and lived off the offal and refuse.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140116190137.htm
Excerpt from page- “One possibility is there may have been other wolf lineages that these dogs diverged from that then went extinct,” he said. “So now when you ask which wolves are dogs most closely related to, it’s none of these three because these are wolves that diverged in the recent past. It’s something more ancient that isn’t well represented by today’s wolves.”

Modern breeds that carry wolf DNA were the product of intentional crosses to try and improve the dog. Who were until recently work animals. In many places wolf hybrids are banned.
http://animals.mom.me/state-laws-wolf-hybrids-7141.html
The most unnatural sound in the world is that of a dog barking. No animal especially one that is part predator would ever sit around and announce it’s presence hour after hour.
The ancestors of the modern dog became extinct. What is left is an aberration that should have went with them.

mfatpony@aol.com August 9, 2016 at 4:39 pm

http://whotv.com/2016/08/08/3-people-hurt-1-dog-killed-in-pit-bull-attack/

No one’s dogs seem to have been on leash and the pits were obviously NOT behind a fence. The claim is that one of the dogs stepped onto the driveway. Yep that’s reason to kill and mutilate.

In the dollar store and some man had what he claimed was his ESA. Yeah well to me a 100lb Rottweiler that doesn’t know how to walk on a leash is a ESW. (Emotional Support Weapon.). They were deeply offended I was not enchanted with their beast.

Cam August 10, 2016 at 7:08 pm

Why is it every time there’s a news article discussing laws concerning the leashing, barking,or biting of dogs, the canine extremists on social media respond to such articles with comments such as “blame the owner”, “barking protects the neighborhood”, or “how about the cat’s poop (yes I hate other people’s cats defecating on my yard but there’s no reason to detract from the main subject at hand)”? Nevermind, I know the answer, it’s because dogs are perfect…. in the eye of the stupid Mutt-Nuts. I’ve read several articles relating to such nuisance on the neighborhoods and many comments are as expected hypocritical. Some say dogs bark because they are leashed and caged all the time while the same users use the diverting technique saying “let’s talk about cats roaming in people’s yards to defecate” which would be the same result if you let your stinking dogs unleashed and uncaged. The people who currently have power in this country including law enforcement have bias towards dogs compared to other kinds of species. If a cat gets shot by a vet, no prosecution. If a puppy breeder who couldn’t change the crap pads in his cages every minute, instant jail time with a charge of animal abuse relating to unsanitary conditions and running a puppy mill. America is getting more pathetic by the day with radical hound worship..BTW, here’s the link: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153952534461379&id=66874361378&ref=page_internal

mfatpony@aol.com August 10, 2016 at 9:28 pm

Cam. I seem to be either the winner or in the middle of lull in a 25 year barking war with my idiot relatives and their insipid need to drag home mutts and then let the run loose, or tie them up. Or build pens with no doors , yes they really did. And let them crap everywhere when loose. Show aggression, I’ve had to pepper spray and I had to kick their little white beast off my leg several times added to the nonstop barking from dusk until dawn. I have never seen them interact with the mutts, walk the mutts, play with the mutts or from the looks of them offer any regular grooming or suitable food in the required amount. And yet when I complained about the crap, aggression and yammering I became the animal hater even though their constant neglect of ANY animal in their care usually constituted animal abuse.
If my neighbors dogs are a security system it’s broken. Or perhaps the next time, should it start up again their dogs carry on I should call the police to do a welfare check on the humans. 85 freaking likes for the idiot excuse that dogs barking protect the neighborhood. What a load of dog crap.

Jun Alviar

“Dogs are barking because that’s their nature . Hello ignorant people, I got 3 dogs they gave us unconditional love, I don’t mine if they bark , FYI again they bark because that’s their nature 😑😑😑”

dogsfromhell August 11, 2016 at 6:33 pm

When ever a nutter says to me, “That’s what dogs do” , which is the same as “Its their nature”, I respond, That’s right. That’s exactly what they do and WHY they do not belong in our residential communities”.

It takes the nutter at least a while to process.

mfatpony@aol.com August 12, 2016 at 5:19 am

β€œThat’s what dogs do” is easily translated as “I can’t control the damn thing.”

Linn August 12, 2016 at 6:34 am

Why does it look like what “Jun Alviar” wrote is a part of the post by mfatpony? It confused me a little because it made it look like mfatpony was the one posting the stuff about having 3 doga and unconditional love.)

I will reiterate that it is possible to teach some dogs not to bark. My brother did it. My brother’s dog hasn’t barked once in its adult life.
I think the dog nutters are just too damn lazy to bother with it or they’re deaf already.

If barking truly is an unchanging part of dogs’ nature, then that would be just one more reason to not keep them around. I’ve even heard some nutters excusing killer dogs by stating that they were just doing what their instincts are telling them to do.
My answer: “Excactly, which is why no one should have the damn killing machines in their homes.”

By the way, dogs can’t give you unconditional love. You’re keeping them imprisoned. What the heck are they supposed to do but wag their tails, hoping that you will give them food?
Unconditional love doesn’t exist anyway, and it certainly doesn’t exist in a species that’s been made by humans, brainwashed and now kept around as an adult comfort blanket.

dogsfromhell August 13, 2016 at 6:52 am

mfp is quoting the nutter…

dogsfromhell August 13, 2016 at 7:02 am

Nuttesr believe dogs are capable of unconditional love and other human emotions. Its a common belief that when dogs wag their tails it indicates they are happy. Nutters might want to rethink that “reasoning” LMAO because pits can be observed wagging their tails furiously as they attack, maul and maim humans and animals. So if dogs are capable of emotions, then these “sweet” girls and boys” are obviously delighted to savage a child. Sounds like a sociopathic killer to me.

dogsfromhell August 13, 2016 at 10:04 am
Ankle August 13, 2016 at 6:36 pm

Did you all read about the man whose Roomba activated overnight when his dog took a dump on the carpet, the Roomba spread it throughout the house. Divine!

mfatpony@aol.com August 16, 2016 at 9:37 am

Ankle. My husband related that to me. Seems it’s fairly common. Guess they need one with a pooper scooper attachment. A lot of my friends with dogs confine them to one room at night or a crate to avoid morning poop and pee messes. Which brings me to the thought of the day. How many roombas have run over pee puddles and spread the urine everywhere and no one in the house any wiser to it.

dogsfromhell August 16, 2016 at 5:04 pm

Wow….stuff I have never considered or have to be concerned about!….the perks of being dog freaking free πŸ™‚

mfatpony@aol.com August 16, 2016 at 7:40 pm

My neighbors dumb moron dog was standing out on the paved road . Cars honking and having to swerve around the stupid thing. I go out in the yard and someone yells at me to get my dog out of the road. I swear I’m going to put sign on the corner saying it’s not my dog go to the neighbors. Really I need to take a picture of this nonsense and post it on her church FB page.

E.F August 17, 2016 at 2:20 am

MFP,

That’d honestly annoy the f*** out of me. If someone mistook someone else’s dog as being my property, I’d consider that one of the biggest insults, as big as a black person being called the n word I reckon. And you should, if a christian even owns a dog they’re already forsaking their beliefs, considering everyone before 1500 years ago considered dogs ‘scum’ and demonspawn.

mfatpony@aol.com August 17, 2016 at 12:16 pm

E.F. Hey this bunch next door probably eat bibles for breakfast and crap saints. It was capped off by their dogs standing in the road barking at 11 PM. I sent repeated texts to shut your dog up. If persists I’m going to go file a written complaint with AC. There are a lot of dog owners out here that have yammering mutts. If one of them lived a bit closer I’d call the cops every night. They put the f’ing thing out every night at about 2 AM to bark for two hours.

BigDogHater August 17, 2016 at 3:22 pm

Don’t know where any of you guys live, but I live in Louisiana and there’s a crap ton of flooding in Baton Rouge right now. So of course, most of the news stories are reporting on the situation.

Anyway, there was recent video footage that showed police officers rescuing an elderly woman from her car which was nearly submerged in water. The first thing the woman starts yelling as soon as she gets out of the car is, “Get ma dawg, get ma dawg, go get ma dawg”. No thank you to the cops for saving her life, not even a, “Can you please get my dog as well?”. She just starts demanding that they spend their time saving a mutt when they could be moving on to saving other people in danger. I swear dog owners are the rudest, most ungrateful, selfish people ever.

Noccalula August 17, 2016 at 4:03 pm

I live in Alabama and I saw that on the news. I work for a contracting firm with many contacts in LA. Yesterday I talked to a lady near Gonzales. I asked if they were all ok. First thing she said was “I’m praying for all the dogs not to be lost”. You know, I understand after Katrina, about the dogs. But dang, what about prayers for the people who died and who have lost their homes? No, let’s think about f’n dogs. Grrr

dogsfromhell August 17, 2016 at 4:48 pm

How about a sign on your front lawn that says “Dog belongs to resident @ [insert SIL’s address]” and an arrow pointing to the house…

mfatpony@aol.com August 17, 2016 at 4:58 pm

DFH, that’s a coming. It’s really humiliating to have someone thinking that I would have a pet that I let stand in the road. It’s either that or taking a picture of the stupid thing and posting it on the county animal shelter page. The black and white dog is big enough to do some substantial fender damage. I’d want to make sure the person knew who to send the bill to. She seems to have replaced the mega barker with another little white dog. It’ was testing it’s yap out last night too. I can’t imagine who would give those people an animal.

Noccalula August 17, 2016 at 8:13 pm

DFH
MFP
My sister lives in a subdivision where the “upscale” houses are close together. There are 2 great danes on one side, 3 Chihuahuas on the other, and a dog park somewhat across the street. I’m posting a link of a bark stopper she bought, actually she got 2, to see if it would help with the tormenting yappers, day & night. (Not a dog person AT ALL) She reports these are working excellent, day one was intermittent silence, by day three barely any barking. Although pricey, you may want to just look. Sometimes your sanity has no price when being tormented by a “look at me…I’m a dog lover when it’s convenient for me” dog owner.
http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/training-pack.htm

mfatpony@aol.com August 17, 2016 at 11:28 pm

Noccalula- This is rural. None of them would. There is nothing to break the sound out here. So a loud yammering dog 1/4 mile away can sound like it’s in under your window. Add to that every freaking dog owner out here has to have at least two usually more. Right now way back there is a dog that has been barking for the last two hours. Luckily it’s far enough away that I can turn on a fan in the corner and the low hum drowns it out. My SILs worthless mutts are much closer and that simply doesn’t work. Plus she lets them bark just to be the spiteful ( four letter word starting with C) that she is.
It’ is absolutely the biggest bag of dog crap when someone says they are the neighborhood security system. Unless I’m knee deep in ninjas the freaking things are just neurotically barking. Another favorite is they bark when someone who doesn’t belong in your neighborhood is around. Really , I live in the US and I am free to walk down any freaking public road I want without being afraid of being accosted by maniac dogs carrying on the whole time.
My SIL won’t be satisfied and properly martyred until I haul her into court and sue her for harassment. She would rather end up like that along with my in-laws than just putting her freaking dogs up at night. That is the depraved mind of a dog owner. She is a self righteous narcissistic bible thumper that uses religion to get attention for how good she is. I wish all her chruchy friends had to live next door to this female bitch.

E.F August 18, 2016 at 12:46 am

I’m in Sydney, Australia.

It’s just ending winter here, but we had a fricking cold night last night. The dog in the laundry wouldn’t STFU. It stays locked up in a cage because it literally chewed a hole right through the wooden door (there goes $200 down the drain)…

But because the laundry hasn’t got a lot of items in it, the dog bark echoes through the house, and my room is closest to the laundry door. Usually it barks for like 10 mins and then shuts up, but it barked for almost 2 hours before I lost it, kicked it out in the -2 degrees Celsius cold hoping to god that it didn’t survive till morning time.

No luck unfortunately.

I Detest Dogs August 18, 2016 at 10:15 am

Huh, maybe you should remind her that nowhere in the Bible does the good Lord have anything nice to say about dogs. Also, that in the end dogs essentially go to Hell. Love to see her expression when she realized God hates this animal who I believe the devil created, winds up in Hell where it came from.

mfatpony@aol.com August 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm

I Detest Dogs. Churches embrace fido despite what their own good book says. Dogs are a menace because they are unnatural creatures. I don’t believe in a god or devil. Dogs are an aberration. The ones now even more so. Not so many years ago dogs that met no standard were culled because of the lack of S/N. Now every puppy is just precious ya know and the more deformed or mentally deficient the more gold stars you get for letting it invade your home.
Dog breeders used to call it dunkies.

AnkleBiter August 21, 2016 at 8:45 pm

I saw this on a local Facebook board:
“Looking for someone to watch our 3 pitbulls at their home.
The ideal person is someone with a unfinished walkout basement or a side door garage; where they would stay.
Looking for help this Friday – Sunday and other occasional help.
Its very easy, take them pee and feed them ! $75/ a day cash”

He actually uses the word “easy”. Easy breezy. And a few people actually responded! I’m pretty sure the person posting it has a few children in the house with the THREE pitbulls. I cringe.

sugary spice August 21, 2016 at 9:46 pm

Of course I would never agree to take care of anyone’s dog, but why would anyone risk their safety in order to take care of someone’s pit bull. And it’s not just 1 pit bull but 3 of those stupid things. What if one or all of those dogs suddenly “snap” and start to fight each other? What if one of those pit demons bite the caretaker? What is the caretaker going to do then?

I would hope that no one is dumb enough to take in 3 pit bulls in which they know nothing of their history and temperament. And the owner could be lying about how “sweet” and “easy” it is to take care of their trio of crap hounds.

There is just too much risk when it comes to pit bulls. Those dogs should be banned.

Noccalula August 21, 2016 at 9:57 pm

Obviously they’ve worn out their welcome at the local boarders. Who in their right mind would take 3 pits into their home? Why won’t they let the pits stay home & someone come to throw the food to them? Hmmm. Keep us posted, can’t be good.

Christian Woods August 21, 2016 at 9:58 pm

4 days ago ago I was bowled over by a charging dog, and knocked off the curb and into the street and sent rolling. Henrietta was there and had Chasity chase the dog away while she toko me to the hospital.
I went back a couple days ago because I had to go and get some x-rays done on my arm, (wasn’t broken thankfully), but the owners decided to be dicks and complain at me just after I came out of the x-ray lab. I asked them to only pay for the x-rays, but they wouldn’t.

I didn’t even Seriously, I just get done having an x-ray because of their dog and they have the audasity to complain at me for being in Bear’s way? Like I’m supposed to know that a dog is about to charge when I can’t see the damn thing at all.
Poor Henrietta took this really hard too and flipped out on the owners right in the hospital. I didn’t say anything because we were just there to wait for the x-rays to finnish their thing. NO break, just a bit of a sprain on the hand from the fall. They got off lucky that I wasn’t hurt that much, just a fall and a minor sprain that hurt like hell.

mfatpony@aol.com August 21, 2016 at 11:36 pm

That or they’re look for a sucker to dump them on. BTW anyone taking up this offer should know that if those dogs get out and cause damage they’ll be on the hook for it. In fact if they attack the fool that agrees to babysit they may not be able to sue if they get mauled. I’m with the no local boarding facility want’s the liability .

E.F August 22, 2016 at 12:00 am

Speaking of which, anyone interested in making some extra cash? I need my pet mongooses taken care of, it’s a VERY easy and safe job, just take em’ out to pee and feed em’ they aren’t trained but are very kind animals. $75 / day.

It’s an extra $100 / day if you keep them at your own place, and they’re children safe according to my own knowledge.

mfatpony@aol.com August 22, 2016 at 6:14 am

How about my 12 foot boa constrictor ? He just loves children.

AnkleBiter August 22, 2016 at 7:43 pm

I’m following the post to see if anyone takes him up on the offer. Two people expressed interest and another 2 recommended a local boarder. No response. You’re all correct – the Pitt trio must have worn out their welcome at the local boarders and now he’s looking for some poor sucker to give it a try.

dogsfromhell August 23, 2016 at 3:28 am

And the owner might never return to retrieve them….I’ve heard of that scenario too.

Noccalula August 23, 2016 at 5:09 am

I’m going to ask the obvious but why did the owners show up at the xray lab 2 days later when you went back? How did they know? Did you tell them you were going? Makes no sense.

mfatpony@aol.com August 23, 2016 at 7:01 am

I boarded a mare once and the owner stopped paying board. Because he’d come recommended by a relative I took the horse without a contract just a verbal agree and handshake. Without that contract giving me the right to sell the horse after 90 days overdue board I had to go through the court to get the right to sell the horse for monies owed. Anyone taking these dogs needs to get a contract allowing them to take the dogs to a shelter after 30 days past the agreed date of pick up. The law is going to give it to them anyway you might as well cover that 30 days right off the bat. In the US animals are considered property and usually you must hang onto that property for a set time before disposing of it.

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