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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too :(

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Paul January 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I observed a man training his dog in the parking lot of a grocery store, of all places. I think he was trying to show off his dog’s obedience. He said “sit”, and the dog quickly sat, awaiting the nexrt command. The dog was practically a puppet!

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Paul January 29, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Ha, I just noticed the “Snoopy” icon up there in the web browser window! ;)

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Ha-ha, yeah, me too, I noticed it! Too bad real dogs are nowhere near as cool as Snoopy is!

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Zee January 30, 2012 at 12:33 pm

No, and they’re nowhere near as cool as Gromit, either. Now, if Gromit were real, I’d be a dog lover. I’m referring to ”Wallace and Gromit.” Any dog that reads, knits, makes tea and builds rockets is gold in my eyes – too bad that’s light years away from the truth!

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Snoopy can kick Marley’s ass any day! (of Marley and Me, what a messy, filthy idiot that one is!)

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KaD January 30, 2012 at 9:38 am

Here a great spool from a guy who named his dog Marley and is honest about the fantasy vs. reality of having a dog:
http://skurmish.wordpress.com/2010/11/22/dogsareapain/

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Anthony January 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm

From Amy at the above link, “Only selfish people could view such valued members of their family as an inconvenience.”

How valued could even a “Human” member of the family be, if that member was half as destructive as that mutt? But then considering a wild animal( oh yeah he’s wild) as part of the family, tells me a lot about your family. That creature is an alien to any Human family. I don’t care what a dog nut says, it is NOT a member of a Human family. It is property and, would be considered so in any court in the land. I wouldn’t have a dog in my home but, if that were me, I would grab a bat and knock that weird bastard out of the park. CRACK, Home run!

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 1:51 am

Anthony, you always say the hard hitting truth that no one wants to hear. Kudos.

The fact that anyone can consider a useless animal who can do nothing but mooch/leech of owners and give nothing in return shows how deranged some people are.

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 5:05 am

I meant the fact that anyone can consider a useless animal who can do nothing but mooch/leech of owners and give nothing in return as a valued member of the family is certainly deranged.

James February 1, 2012 at 2:39 am

How many of those who talk about welfare, food stamps, Medicare, Medicaid(these are serious issues, regardless of your political views) willingly run welfare systems in their homes for lazy, useless, destructive, viscious, violent, filthy animals? Supplying them with rent free housing, food, medical care; receiving only filth, noise, destruction of property, attacks on themselves, family, friends? Even with the possibility that the social security system, Medicare, Medicaid, private pension and health plans, may collapse, people still misdirect vitallly needed resources on animals that are not really needed at all! Any attempt to save up enough to give yourself an old age with enough to live on, medical care, other necessities -as a supplement to social security and/or employer pensions-or, with the complete, or almost completecollapse of the social security/Medicare/Medicaid system, will have to include an end to the welfare system Americans operate for lazy, filthy, useless shithounds, and other creatures as well!

Trisha January 31, 2012 at 5:09 am

Regarding your article KaD, the poster James on that website said it best and very accurately:

“Get rid of that animal before it wastes any more of your money and time. Or destroys any more of your property. Or, God forbid, injures or kills you or someone else. Then, if you’re still alive, it will be ruinous medical bills, bankruptcy, and long term medical problems. Or being sued in civil court;and/or convicted in criminal court, and jailed. There are plenty of more worthwhile things to spend the money wasted on that creature on. Saving up for your old age and medical bills. A family. Starting a business. Going back to school. A charity that would benefit human beings. A vacation. A hobby. You can think of other things you would like to have, or do, yourself.”

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Dimitrios January 31, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I like cartoon dogs: Scooby Doo, Underdog, Brian (Family Guy), Dilbert’s dog Dogbert, Snoopy, the time traveling genius dog with the glasses, from some Saturday morning cartoon way back…

Marley & Me never should have been a book, let alone a movie. It warrants nothing more than the back page of Dog Fancy, if that. Even the author was surprised it was a hit.

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Anthony February 1, 2012 at 12:09 am

You are referring to Mr. Peabody with his wayback machine Dimitrios.

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 7:12 pm

That’s the one, “Mr. Peabody”. Have you noticed how most of the cartoon dogs are white?

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Oh, I wish to bitch about something, my area just had its biggest snowstorm yet this season (but small for Northern Maine standards, it was no 1-2 footer!) checked our local TV station’s Facebook page for reactions to the storm, and apparently there’s a “beloved” dog (B&W Boston terrier) that’s gone missing for a couple days now, and about 2-3 times a day he keeps posting “find him now” pleas and its ugly picture and EVERYONE (except me) is posting and dying to know if it has been found! (sarcastic) oh dear me, somebody find this butt-ugly dog so its daddy won’t have a complete nervous meltdown and KILL HIMSELF like that soap-opera guy did recently! no one would give half a shit if it was a missing cat or rabbit…really…

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 9:07 pm

here’s an UN-EDITED comment from said Facebook page:

“did they find the lil gog Ted” (“Ted” is our local weather reporter, he’s usually very cool and loves CATS but somehow, he got roped into searching for this beast)

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Anthony January 29, 2012 at 9:39 pm

That can’t be possible what-happened-to-america. Dogs don’t go missing. They give so much “unconditional love” that they would never leave home……….would they?

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 9:47 pm

hmmm, THIS one did! (so many, many people are saying…) ;)

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 1:54 am

I love your sarcasm. You are correct. Leave a door open and leave a mutt unleashed, the mutt will dart through the door and never be heard of again. The fact that the dumb ass dog is a leech and prisoner and always being watched, it cannot escape. Give it a chance and it will show you real ‘unconditional love’ by running away.

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KaD January 29, 2012 at 9:51 pm

What’s the big F*ing deal. If they never find the dog or if it’s dead the owner will just go out and get another one.

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KaD January 30, 2012 at 9:41 am

I wouldn’t worry *as much* about a cat. Cats are generally pretty good at taking care of themselves whereas dogs left to their own devices will eat their own shit.

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 1:56 am

And eat rocks! Stupid animal.

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Apparently it’s a big f*ucking deal to people in rural Northern Maine who have nothing else to do…people with no hobbies other than spreading gossip, very sad, if they do find it dead, I’m waiting for the upcoming shit-storm on Facebook, I’ll keep everyone posted with some of the better (read: lamer) comments soon, maybe

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 10:16 pm

another uncensored, unedited FB quote:

“hes the dog been found yet …poor little man”

I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP, I’d put up a link for the FB page, but I might get in trouble with the locals if I do (though the chances of them finding “our” page is slim, still don’t want to risk it, might cause a new flood of trolls)

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Anthony January 29, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Pleeeeeeze don’t!!!

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 11:40 pm

don’t what? Anthony? don’t start a flood of new trolls or don’t keep you updated on lame comments? both?! I truly understand the first…the second, why? you don’t like it when I make everyone squirm? ;)

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Anthony January 30, 2012 at 2:21 am

Don’t bring the trolls here. They find their way on their own anyway so, let’s not give them a helping hand.

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KaD January 30, 2012 at 9:06 am

I agree. I’m sick of hearing their shit and they stay on here way too long with the diarrhea dribbling out of their mouths.

what-happened-to-america January 31, 2012 at 8:05 pm

…agreed!

what-happened-to-america January 31, 2012 at 10:32 pm

To KaD: LOL! That’s just too VISUAL!

Trisha January 31, 2012 at 5:39 am

You can’t argue with dog lovers. Sometimes they are so set in their ways that you can’t convince them otherwise even if you have proof and they don’t. An acquaintance told me that dogs mouths are cleaner than ours and so kissing humans is dirtier than a dog licking you. I showed evidence to the contrary stating that dogs mouths are plagued with micro-flora worse than ours and are in fact filthier than ours not to mention the added bacteria after coprophagia. I showed her evidence stated by vets and asked if it changed her opinion. She did reply but did not bring up the topic about the cleanliness of dogs as if avoiding the topic since she still has no evidence to support her. I think dog lovers are either dumb or really set in their ways because even new evidence that proves the health risks of animals is negated by them even though they have nothing to support their standpoint.

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Roses January 31, 2012 at 6:50 pm

All the people on Yahoo! Answers say the same old crap, “a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human.” Dog lovers found a stupid myth to band around.

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James February 1, 2012 at 2:45 am

Counter argument: Is a dog’s ass cleaner than a human’s mouth? That’s where a dog’s tongue makes frequent visits!

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shane February 5, 2012 at 4:13 am

No but my mouth is as clean as your mums Pussy because thats where ive been all day ;) Just ask your father he will tell ya.

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naomaforeman January 29, 2012 at 10:27 pm

A missing dog? File that under “unimportant.”

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 10:37 pm

small town people have nothing better to do, apparently, naomaforeman! ;)

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Zee January 30, 2012 at 12:38 pm

We get the same crap in NC. Even though we’ve had a unusually balmy and springlike winter, we still get admonishments on local TV channels to protect dogs’ paws from salt put down on the roads. And we haven’t seen one flake of snow yet this winter! Idiots! Sorry, I had to vent.

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Zee January 30, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Oops, that should be ”an unusually balmy and springlike winter.” Sorry for the typo.

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Anthony January 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

We really need a way to correct typos without having to post a second post.

Trisha January 31, 2012 at 2:03 am

Forget filing it under ‘unimportant, better file it under ‘i dog give a shit’. As KaD says, the owners will get a new one like a new purse anyway. It’s so funny that they call this trash a family member but when one kicks the bucket or runs off, they buy a new one. Apparently according to them, family members are to be bought. Thus dogs are not family but a revolting mistake to make if you hate your life.

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what-happened-to-america January 29, 2012 at 10:35 pm

My God…I’ve been going back back further into this page, I’ve never EVER seen this much response to something for a short 3-day period! The comments don’t stop! If you’ve heard that story about that missing 20-month girl named Alya Reynolds from Watervlle, MAINE (which made NATIONAL by the way) there wasn’t even HALF the local response to that as there is to this ugly little dog, stupid STUPID pathetic people! (One small mistake, owner is a young couple)

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James January 30, 2012 at 3:06 am

Recently, New York State Assemblyman Alan Maisel, Chair, Legislative Commission On Solid Waste Management, mailed a report on solid waste in New York. Conspicious by its’ absence, was any mention of dog feces and urine, and their impact on the environment. It was mailed from: The New York Solid Waste Examiner, 4 Empire State Plaza, 5th Floor, Albany, N.Y. 12248. Phone # 1(518)455-3711. Editor, Marilyn M. DuBois. It would be a service to society to respectfully, and politely, help raise their awareness of the problem dog waste and urine pose to New York State, and its’ citizens.

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James January 30, 2012 at 3:18 am

New York State Assemblyman Alan Maisel’s Albany office’s address is: Albany Office, 538 LOB, Albany, N.Y. 12248. Phone # 1(518)455-5211. for those wishing to voice their concerns over the problems dog waste and urine pose to New York State, the environment, and its’ citizens and visitors.

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Zee January 30, 2012 at 12:52 pm

We’ve had bitter debates in N.C. about the health hazards of dog waste, and how they can affect children’s playgrounds, water quality, etc. The dog lovers always win. I think dogs have more parks to ”play in” than children.

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naomaforeman January 30, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Just saw this on TV: Pilot (small plane) at his own expense flies sick dogs to people who will care for them until they are well and then put them up for adoption. Flew one flea-bitten mutt 400 miles. Tell me this is BEYOND STUPID.

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Zee January 30, 2012 at 12:48 pm

What about sick people without health insurance? Oh, I guess they can die, but let’s save the mutts.

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 2:09 am

Exactly. In this day and age, dog lovers are brazen and stupid enough to admit that a life of a dog is worth more than that of a human. In my book, a dogs life is worth less than its own faeces!

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Anthony January 30, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Why can’t he be flying food for save the children or, offer flights for make-a-wish?

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naomaforeman January 30, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Yes. I thought of many more reasons to fly his plane at his expense to help HUMANS and not some mangy sick dog.

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Roses January 30, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Yeah, so sad!

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Dimitrios January 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm

It’s way beyond stupid, it’s sky-high freakish. Total misplaced priorities. Resources being wasted on dogs. This pilot has been gripped by Dog Insanity.

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Anthony January 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I wouldn’t fly with him. Can you imagine what that plane smells like?

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KaD January 30, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I was watching a show on Alaska and a lady got a job piloting her small plane to another city-carrying 14 sled dogs. They were all tied up to their necks in burlap sacks to prevent fighting or messes. It was a dogpile in back of the plane and they were strapped down and wound up and whined the whole flight. Upon unloading then one shit in the plane. Dogs suck!!!

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naomaforeman January 30, 2012 at 5:34 pm

KaD: No one agrees more than me that “DOGS SUCK.”

James February 1, 2012 at 2:52 am

At least sled dogs do some work. Horses couldn’t manage with the snow and cold of most parts of Alaska.

Trisha January 31, 2012 at 2:16 am

Going through all this trouble for an animal that is an unnatural beast, a genetic mistake made by mankind and an animal that has no purpose or use and would probably perish in the wild! Seriously! Dogs were bred by humans for purposes. As the time progressed, dogs lost their purpose and became useless house pets with no role. They are a menace to society and detrimental to our planet. Actually dogs are another human creation that are toxic to a planet. I’m sure we’ve all heard big dogs are most dangerous to our planet than an SUV. Going through all that trouble for a useless, miscreant beast rather than helping people and children who need it, transporting food for the needy and helping REAL animals that are becoming endangered.

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Dimitrios January 30, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Today at a department store, a young couple brought in a German Shepherd puppy. A nauseating scene, the way the girlfriend (wife?) cradled the dog to her chest, as if it was a newborn infant. I HAD to say something, so I said, “What the HELL?” and gave a stink eye. Pets are not allowed in this store. The man instantly became enraged, repeating my words back to me, followed by a string of profanties (F you! F you, you F-ing F-er!.).

Ignoring the swears, I replied, “Is that your fur kid?” He said, yes, it was his fur kid. Then I said, “What weird sperm you must have.” He didn’t quite hear me, and stupidly replied, “what?”

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KaD January 30, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Like this guy says, 90% of dog owners are jerks and it’s time everyone stopped giving them a pass:

http://michaelyass.blogspot.com/2007/03/why-i-hate-dogs-and-dog-owners-suck.html

Really, how many dog owners do you meet that aren’t jerks? There are a few, but not many (maybe 10%). It’s time folks stopped being so nice to them: complain to the management (and owner directly) when you see them in stores, complain when you see them in parks, call the assholes at 2 a.m. when you hear there dogs barking, laugh at people you know when you see them talking to their dogs or swooning over some one elses. Quit being so nice to these rude, arrogent fools. Stand up! ALL of our public spaces are being overun with them! Any of you, can you go outside – right now – and NOT hear a dog barking? Can you ever go ANYWHERE and not have to listen to some mentally challenged persons stupid dog? Dog lovers are generally idiots

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Dimitrios January 30, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Good rant at that blogspot! Yes, it’s time to stop cutting dogs and their arrogant owners so much slack. A backlash movement needs to happen. The sooner the better.

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 2:29 am

That idiot that said, “”Good” was defined by characteristics such as honesty, kindness, generosity, plus doing volunteer work, donating to charity, etc.”, is a lunatic. Many, many people are very kind people with big hearts. Not everybody has the time or finances to be “good” on her terms. In these days with people holding two jobs and a home to care for, where are they to find the time for volunteer work? Of course some can but, that doesn’t make them any better than those who can’t. And if a person is holding down two jobs (or more), most likely it is because they are financially on the edge. Organizations like Red Cross and Salvation Army have said that, donations have been declining because of the economy. Then the Coup- de- Grace’. On top of all that, you have to love “all” animals. By “all” animals you know she means shithounds. She talked about doing surveys. By what authority and, by what scientific logic did she perform them? NONE!! She was just another dog worshiper with time on her hands, trying to spread her beloved gospel of “dogism”.

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naomaforeman January 30, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Dimitrios — That is truly “priceless.” Sperm, indeed. These people are such idiots anything you say is perfect!!!!

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Dimitrios January 30, 2012 at 6:05 pm

It’s so easy to win a “debate” with them; they don’t even realize when they’ve lost.

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Anthony January 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

The first F you out of his mouth at me, would have been immediately followed by a steady string of spitting, of his dearly departed teeth.

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naomaforeman January 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Anthony: I am glad to have a man like you on “our team.” I give you my “AWARD OF THE DAY.”!!!!!

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 2:45 am

naomaforeman, I am but enchanted to be allied with thee Milady. Hence, no accolades are of necessity of thee. T’is but my honor to slay yon beasts and their vile masters.

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naomaforeman January 31, 2012 at 9:19 am

I can see thee bowing with sword in hand. Happy to have you “aboard.”

Dimitrios January 30, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Ha, Anthony. Followed by the words, “I hope you know a good dentist!”

I’m hoping his girlfriend was surprised by his outburst, and she’ll break up with him.

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 2:49 am

Are you kidding Dimitrios? That dame probable watched him lovingly all day going “Thank you honey, you sure told him”.

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 3:26 am

The woman who was cradling the puppy and pretending it was her own child says what kind of woman she was, a woman who is very weak in the upper compartment. A NUT JOB.
The fact that the guy unleashed a torrent of dumb, nonsensical insults on you show that most dog lovers are indeed deranged loonies, very dumb, immature and most certainly inbreds. The vocabulary of a dog lover is a giveaway at their illiteracy level.

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Dimitrios January 30, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Oh, and in USA Today, an article about taxidermied pets, how it’s a growing trend. The taxidermist claims “the owners aren’t weird, they just love their pets”. Huh? What kind of logic is that? If a child dies, should parents show their love by having their son or daughter stuffed and put on display in their house? Stuffing pets IS weird, as is most everything else these nuts do with their animals.

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Zee January 30, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Dimitrios, it is a growing trend, thanks in part to Martha Stewart being a big fan of it. When I was a kid, my dad taught mechanics at a community college, and he used to come home and tell us horror stories about the taxidermy class that was taught near his classroom. He said people brought in dead dogs in varying stages of decay, and that the end results of novice taxidermists were often horrific. Why anyone would want Fluffy or Fido stuffed and displayed as a mantelpiece is beyond me. The horrifying mistakes of novice taxidermists – now that would make a great site!

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 3:21 am

All this idiocy begins with the 5 simple words “My dogs are my children”. Just uttering those words shows how dumb and deranged these people are. And taxidermy is stage two of psychosis. My friend told me she saw her dog give birth and she felt that the offspring were her own children. Suffice to say i will not be associating too much with this crazy. I watched a video of an animal shelter that is now so high tech and has things that the beasts don’t even need. Yet they were talking about the poor community that lives nearby and their hardships. These morons waste so much money on dogs that give you nothing but turd in return when they could be helping out innocent children who could really use the help. Have you noticed that whenever anyone refers to love for an animal, dogs are always involved. It’s like all the other non-canine animals worth nothing. Actually from general consensus, dogs are the new children and children are the new detritus. Well that is according to most animal/dog lovers. These morons waste money on dumb useless pathetic miscreant dogs when members of their own species are dying of hunger, children are homeless and don’t have access to basic needs. I hate that dumb people come up with moronic slogans like ‘an animal is there for you to love’. Wild animals are there to peacefully coexist with us, pets are there to mooch off of us since these miscreants are incapable of taking care of themselves. The problem in this day and age is people, mostly psychotic people, who give voices to animals and those voices rare very overbearing. You should have seen these dog shelter facilities, they were so state of the art, and yet children go hungry. Why waste money on parasites like dogs? Most of these morons are as dumb and have low IQ just like the revolting beast that they love so much. Some even go as far as saying they would never help a child in need, but a dog, they will rush to its aid. From what i’ve seen, dog lovers are the most cruel of all because they show hatred and contempt from their own species and that is the most awful person to be.

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Trisha January 31, 2012 at 3:43 am

Sorry i sounded so angry. Shelters are actually great places. Its just i had a really awful run in with a huge dog lover and his misbehaved DOGS. I was just pissed and then the story of the state of the art shelters further pissed me off with the opulence showered upon dogs while in the video talking about how the children have no facilities in the area. Shelters are great places for rehabilitation. I let my anger get the best of me and that did make me sound cruel. No wonder the the animal that is overpopulating shelters are dogs, they are such a bloody nightmare and most of them are a terror to train. Sometimes in anger we write certain things we don’t mean.

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 6:31 am

I didn’t see anything you said that was cruel. It is normal to feel anger when your own species is being relegated to second class citizenship, while another less worthy one is being elevated to first class. If you want cruel, read some of my posts. I’m no Nancy-Boy.

Roses January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

I don’t think you are cruel or said anything wrong. The dog lovers are the ones who are cruel, stupid and mean. These dog shelters disgust me greatly too. I feel exactly the way you do.

naomaforeman January 31, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Dear Zee: I tuned in Martha Stewart ONCE. She had her dog(s) on her counter where she makes food and took them down and then began making some food there. Barf time. She didn’t even wipe the counter. Dogs’ butts sat there. AHEM.

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Zee January 31, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Naoma, I heard her show was being cancelled. Maybe that’s why. Yuck! I never watch her show, but I do read ”Living” – that’s where I saw her feature on taxidermied pets as household objets d’art. Double yuck!

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what-happened-to-america January 31, 2012 at 8:31 pm

I always knew Martha Stewart had a few screws loose, even before her time in jail, something about her voice…

Anthony February 1, 2012 at 12:18 am

Her show is probably being cancelled because she may have made her audience sick. I have always noticed that when someone cooks on TV, they share the food with the audience. I imagine that dog-butt casserole got to somebody or maybe everybody.

Trisha January 31, 2012 at 4:05 am

This is something a dog lover said as a comment to a story regarding a dog feeding its milk to kittens:
“aaaaaaaaawwwwws i bet when those kittens tries to cough up a hairball they puke rainbows instead :3″

Can you see why i hate dog lovers so much? Their thoughts are simply moronic!
And one comment went as far as saying i hope the kittens get eaten by the dog. And several of those ‘dogs rule’ moronic comments. The stupidity of these imbeciles amazes me.

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Jenn January 31, 2012 at 5:54 am

Here is an irritating news article: (The last paragraph gets my YES vote!)

KENT, Ohio — A cemetery in northeast Ohio will offer a final resting place to both people and their pets.

In the spring, Standing Rock Cemetery in Kent will open a new section with gravesites for animal remains. Multiple news outlets report that the public cemetery about 30 miles southeast of Cleveland also will have another area where pet owners may be buried with the cremated remains of their animals inside their coffins.

The Akron Beacon Journal reported it’s rare for traditional cemeteries to welcome the dead’s four-legged friends.

At least one Kent resident is considering possible legal action to stop the cemetery from allowing dogs and other animals to be buried there. Carol Alumeyri called it disrespectful to her relatives and the other people laid to rest at Standing Rock.

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 6:47 am

Why would you be bothered by this Jenn? If the “Cremated” remains of the pet is “inside the owners coffin” whats the problem? What does bother me is, what if the owner dies before the pet? Will they dig him up to insert the pets’ urn after the pet dies. Anyway, once I’m dead I don’t care who’s buried next to me, with whatever pet they want. Somehow I don’t think I’ll notice.

Hope I didn’t disrespect your feelings on the matter but, tell me why it bothers you so much. The article did mention a separate section for this activity.

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Jenn January 31, 2012 at 9:56 am

Hi, Anthony,
I’m not at all bothered by the thought of cremated dog remains in a person’s casket. The part I don’t like is opening up a whole section of the cemetery JUST for animal remains. Maybe I misunderstood the article:
“In the spring, Standing Rock Cemetery in Kent will open a new section with gravesites for animal remains”

(At least this wouldn’t possibly happen at my local National Veteran’s Cemetery ..or would it?!)

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 12:21 pm

No Jenn, I was in error. I was under the impression that the section already existed. I didn’t notice that they were talking about two new sections. I stand corrected.

However I still would not be bothered by a separate section for pets. If they have the space and, people want to pay for that stupidity, more power to ‘em. Also the owner/pet section will be a separate section as well. I believe that your concern is they will be connecting to the traditional cemetery. I can see your concern there. As for me, I don’t worry about such things but, I am of a rather “oh well” type.

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Dimitrios January 31, 2012 at 1:37 pm

I’m really against that idea. Animals don’t deserve to be buried in a real cemetary (a people cemetary). There goes the neighborhood, I mean, the cemetary. Is nothing safe from the intrusion of pets??

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James February 1, 2012 at 3:09 am

Dogs shitting on graves is a problem in some cemeteries. There was a cemetery in New England, where many Irish were buried. An Irish-American group had to go to court to keep dog shit off the graves.

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Jenn February 1, 2012 at 5:14 am

Now, the woman who objected to the cemetery’s plan to open a new section for animal burials is getting blasted by dog lovers. No surprise here!

http://www.ohio.com/news/local/pets-and-their-owners-can-rest-in-peace-1.257847?comments=y

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KaD January 31, 2012 at 5:57 pm

It makes one wonder how long it will be before someone put marriage to pets on the ballot.

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Anthony February 1, 2012 at 12:21 am

They don’t have to put it on the ballot. I have seen dogs get married many times. They have a special chapel in Vegas just for that.

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Though dog marriages are not legally recognized. Yet. Unless it’s the other sort of dog.

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naomaforeman January 31, 2012 at 8:45 am

Pets and people buried NO. In Paris there is a “pet cemetery” which is worth going to visit. Rin Tin Tin is buried there as well as a
man’s horse. People have birds, bunnies, dogs, cats, etc. BUT NO HUMANS. Amen.

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Zee January 31, 2012 at 10:50 am

I googled ”taxidermy gone wrong,” and found some interesting things. Some people apparently sell their taxidermied dogs on eBay. Here’s one man trying to sell his 32-year-old stuffed mutt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDyHDT51X7M

Happy bidding!

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Anthony January 31, 2012 at 12:40 pm

My first reaction to that video was, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS!?!?!? This country has just gotten fat and lazy and, people just don’t have anything sensible to do anymore. What has happened is that the industrial revolution has given people too much time to just think. It is obvious that soon, a person will run out of productive thoughts and, start thinking the more idiotic ones. Actually the old guy had some good ideas but, that video made him seem like a senile old fool. I guess it was his presentation that did it. I just wonder who in their right mind is going to buy a 32 year old stuffed dog.

Also, where’s the “unconditional” love? If pets are considered part of the family, why would someone sell a part of their family?

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Zee January 31, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Anthony, I agree it’s beyond insane. But thanks to the blind followers of Martha Stewart, there’s a new market for taxidermied pets as living room decor. And in this tough economy, people are dusting off Fido and selling him on eBay. Recently, I went to a Southern Living ”Dream House” and saw a gaudy McMansion in which one room was decorated with monkey heads. Yes, stuffed monkey heads mounted on brass hooks, with their beady little eyes staring at me, all over the wall. Completely depraved. More like a ”Nightmare House!” Although I might buy a stuffed mutt, stick a knife through its head, and mount it on my mailbox as a warning for all neighborhood mutts. There’s an idea….excuse me while I go check eBay.

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Dimitrios January 31, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Ha, I can think of some funny photo ops with a stuffed dog prop.
A taxidermied dog goes from flea bitten to moth eaten.

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what-happened-to-america January 31, 2012 at 8:27 pm

I watched the video, I was like O_O!
This is wrong on so many levels…also what’s the connection between this and his “cause” of public speaking?! And the way he says the dog was his companion 24/7 and went everywhere…how come it was never “in the way”, whoever is the winning bidder (read: sucker) should also be given (like David Letterman says) a hat labeled “STUPID”

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cherry January 31, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Having a slumber party at a friend’s. I feel right at home. Why? Because just like at home, I heard neighborhood dogs yapping nonstop.
“YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!” is what I’ve been listening to for the past 20 minutes.
Many dog owners are simply despicable.

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KaD January 31, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Last night I was listening to my neighbors (more than one) dogs barking for three and a half HOURS.

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naomaforeman January 31, 2012 at 6:14 pm

KaD — You really have my sympathy for that bark-o-rama!
I am watching my tv with a headset on and a yapper was going on and on with its bark. I opened my balcony door (second floor) and yelled: “SHUT THAT GOD DAMNED DOG UP OR I WILL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL.” Within two minutes the yap stopped and I have peace and quiet. It could be heard even with my head set. Now I have absolute peace. Have you tried one of those whistles that only “dogs can hear” ????

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KaD January 31, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Not yet but as soon as I’m financially able I’m going to get a 130 decibel ultrasonic bark deterrent that only dogs can hear.

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Anthony February 1, 2012 at 12:29 am

Better yet, has anybody tried one of those scope-mounted rifles, that only the dog you are aiming at can feel?

naomaforeman January 31, 2012 at 6:55 pm

I have read that nonsense that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s. Pure nonsense. Humans do not lick their own rear ends or eat their own excrement. How could dogs be cleaner? Pure myth!

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Trisha February 1, 2012 at 2:20 am

100% myth. That is what an acquaintance told me a few days ago that dogs have much cleaner mouths and kissing a person presents more bacteria than a dogs moth ever will. I quoted some scientific facts about how filthy dogs are generally and that their mouths are ridden with more bacteria than ours and especially after they consume their own shit. Well i never received a reply about the info i gave.

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KaD February 1, 2012 at 12:01 pm

I brush my teeth twice a day and floss every night. What dog does that? And they eat shit and lick their asses. There’s just no way a dogs mouth is cleaner.

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naomaforeman February 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm

KaD: I am with you on that one. I am such a “tooth freak” that I have water piks and electric toothbrushes in my bathrooms. I could not conceive of brushing a dog’s teeth. I’d “lose my lunch.”

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 7:28 pm

I was just reading a medical horror stories book. An elderly woman let her poodle lick her knee surgery incision. The knee became badly infected with a bacteria found in a dog’s mouth, but not in a human mouth.

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what-happened-to-america January 31, 2012 at 8:16 pm

dumb dog is STILL missing (but at least the hyper-frequent posting has calmed down) Saw at least 5 photos pasted on local Facebook page of dogs playing in the snow….like I give a mutt’s ass!

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Trisha February 1, 2012 at 4:49 am

The worst thing these animal lovers say is and i am quoting an dumb idiots words: “THAT pisses me off…can’t stand it when people get rid of animals bc they say they can’t afford them…do you get rid of kids bc they need doctor care? i would hope not.. PETS ARE NOT DISPOSABLE…”

Firstly i hate how they say nonsensical things like comparing getting rid of a revolting burdensome animal to abandoning children. Its not the same thing. Animals are not of our species and should come a distant second to our own children. Throwing away a tiring and useless animal is not the same as casting aside ones children. Personally i don’t see the lure in keeping a useless, worthless animal in my home but its understandable when people throw theirs way animal because it becomes a burden. At least they took a beast in, that is what eventually counts. Not everyone has the twisted mindset that an animal is family.

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KaD February 1, 2012 at 9:36 am

I saw a lady talking about herself like she was a hero because she held on to her EIGHT dogs and lost the roof over her head and ended up living in a garage. I think someone like this is more properly an idiot.

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James February 4, 2012 at 2:21 am

Animal hoarding is a psychological disorder. On Friday, Ch. 57(Cablevision) had a program about a woman with 38 shithounds, Her family did an intervention, with a psychiatrist or psychologist. Theywere trying to persuade her to cut back to 2 dogs.

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Roses February 2, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Yes, I am so so so tired of people saying animals are like family. Countless anonymous animal lovers on the Internet say the same thing – “Animals are like our family, if you don’t like them, you are not welcome.” It is the shittiest thing in the world to sense from my fucking brother-in-law, because he also once told me, “My dog is like my family. Take it or leave it.” I couldn’t understand how could he be so inconsiderate and mean to his sister-in-law over an animal. Yet he and his wife pride themselves on doing social work and contributing to society, oh and what is their way of contributing to society? Rescuing stray animals from shelters. Making their mother take care of three cats when they are away. But show some consideration for their sister-in-law? Nope, none.

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Zee February 1, 2012 at 7:32 am

I heard a black comedian say that the one thing he doesn’t understand about white people is why they leash their children, but let their dogs run free. That made me laugh. I occasionally see people leading their kids around on backpack leashes. So sad. Can you not hold the child’s hand? Either that, or use a stroller. The child leashes are made to look like little furry stuffed animal backpacks, but still it’s a leash. I want to tell these people ”leash your dog, not your child!” It’s so de-humanizing. I think these parents have control issues.

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KaD February 1, 2012 at 10:20 am

I’d rather someone leash their kid than allow it to run into the steet, which I’ve seen happen. Besides, if the dog gets run over they’ll just replace it. If the kid gets run over that’s not the same. I think alot of parents today are just too distracted with the phones and gadgets.

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Zee February 1, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I doubt anyone glued to their Crackberry or iPhone would have the presence of mind to hold on to their child’s leash while they’re texting. Mostly I see these people in public places like shopping malls and museums, nowhere near any traffic. I think it’s a control issue. Why not put a dog collar on your kid as well? That will help build their self esteem!

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Toby February 1, 2012 at 4:19 pm

A very wry observation. I’ve seen child leashes that look like monkeys, but no matter how it’s disguised, it’s still a leash. Have you seen that TV ad about the grandchild wearing a dog collar?

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Anthony February 1, 2012 at 11:45 pm

I have been saying that same thing for 15 years Zee. People don’t touch their children enough today. I guess great Black comedians think alike. I remember when I was very little, we never crossed the street without Mothers’ or Grandmothers’ hand clutching ours. There was no such thing as a mall but, we still held hands in the stores when we went there. I used to work at a large mall. I have seen women walk off and leave their children standing right where they were. I don’t know where these womens’ minds were but, they appeared to be in a trance. When notified that they were leaving their child, they would smile and say, “Thank you”. Then they would turn to the child and angrily shout, “COME ON HERE!”. Still I don’t like those child leashes. That just helps them to ignore the child a little more. Also, what does the child feel when mommy does not want to touch them. That Black comedian didn’t say it but, this one will. Actually I have never seen a Black woman use one of those leashes. Many strollers but, never a leash. Now let’s not turn it into a race riot in here. I was only making an observation. Chill!

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 4:00 am

There is a statement in my above post that looks contradictory. Let me correct the thought: There was no such things as a mall but, we still held hands in the big stores that did exist at that time.

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Zee February 2, 2012 at 7:03 am

Sorry, I didn’t mean to start a race riot or flame war. I just thought the comedian’s comment was funny. I’m white, and I’ve only seen white parents use leashes on their kids. I hate to see them. Hand-holding and strollers work well.

Also, I’ve only seen white people (women) push dogs in strollers and put leashes on their kids. I would never do either, but I’m still ashamed of my race and my gender for such stupid behavior.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 9:53 am

You should never be ashamed of your race or gender. Whites of both gender and females make up the vast majority of my friends. Killers, dope pushers and thieves are what the media usually my race as being. I think most intelligent people know how untrue that is. If a few white females want to act like total idiots, that doesn’t change my opinion of how great the other whites I know (and don’t know) are. It’s usually the minority that gets all the attention when it’s negative. I didn’t think you were starting a race riot or flame war. I just wanted people to know I was not condemning white people. Now, let’s let this subject go. All is well.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 11:27 am

I didn’t mean that females are a third gender. I meant females of all races. Females have always been around me when I really needed someone to rely on.

KaD February 1, 2012 at 10:23 am

My blood is boiling already this morning. The dog whisperer has yet another bullshit story on how pit bulls are being maligned. Of course all the idiot commentors agree with him, many of them pit owners themselves in no small part due to his dishonest portrayal of them as just like any other dog. I commented I don’t understand how they are able to ignore all the facts and staticstics about this breed while blaming the victims for being attacked. And of course they all say people who don’t agree with them are ‘ignorant’. Fucking morons. I hope thier own pit bulls pull their arms off. But even then they’d never be able to admit the dog is a problem.

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Toby February 1, 2012 at 4:25 pm

He’s morphed into a pit bull advocate. He didn’t start out that way. He used to be one of the few dog people with common sense. He used to criticize the trend of pretending dogs are children, but now his attitude has shifted; Cesar’s Way magazine is full of “pet parent” wordage, and other anthropomorphic stuff.

The Dog Whisperer is being reckless in whitewashing pit bulls.

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KaD February 1, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Like I said on his blog; consider the fact that his financial livelihood depends on his mantra that ‘all dogs are good dogs’.

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naomaforeman February 1, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Dear Roses: I scrolled through this site twice and cannot find the
Comment that you COMMENTED on. Where is it? You noted
“Hilarious remark.” I wondered what the remark was!!!!

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Roses February 2, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I don’t even know myself exactly what remark that was, or where my exclamation is. There are so many comments on this site that I have commented on. If I find the comment I remarked on, I will let you know!

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naomaforeman February 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Dear Zee: Every time I see people with kids on leashes I am tempted to go up to them and say: “What interesting dogs you have. They look just like kids.” I do not. I am afraid they’d hit me because to put a child on a leash is mindless. If you can’t hold your kid’s hand, stay home!!!!!

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Toby February 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Today’s Wall Street Journal has a ridiculous front page article about small dogs competing in agility events. “Amber and Tifanny blah blah blah..” Amber and Tiffany???? They’re just DOGS!!!!

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Toby February 1, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I went to Petco today to buy clearance Christmas cards for only a dollar a box (just for the envelopes, I will toss the dog cards out or alter them in some way or donate them). The customer in front of me in line told her dog (which was in the child seat part of the cart) to “say thank you” to the clerk. As if the dog was a toddler. Did the dog say thank you? No.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 4:02 am

I’ll bet she was even baby-talking, the idiot.

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KaD February 1, 2012 at 4:57 pm
cherry February 1, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Many pit bull nuts are trying to save pit bulls and fight the Ontario pit bull ban. I took the trouble to write to “4 Legged Love” in a respectful manner. I guess I am trying to persuade these people to stop wasting money/resources on shitbulls and use it on our own people instead. His/her/its response was that of a typical, rude, self-delusional dog-nut.
My letter:
“Pitbulls are dangerous. I know that targeting a specific breed can bring a lot of controversy, but the statistics don’t lie. I’m certain there are some pit bulls that are gentle and safe to our society. However, we don’t have the resources to evaluate each individual dog of the pit bull species. Therefore, in my humble opinion, an overall ban would effectively prevent tragedies (such as children getting killed, etc.) and I support it. A similar analogy is the unpleasant airport security check: You and I are both zero-threat citizens. Nonetheless, we all have to go through it just to weed out rare individuals in our species from bringing dangerous weapons to the airplane. I’m sure, that you support the airport security measures, so you can understand why it is justifiable to ban pit bulls.

I sincerely wish that the time and money spent on pit bulls can be used to help our fellow humans. I congratulate you for placing some pit bulls in good homes outside of Ontario but they may very likely hurt a person, especially a child, later on.
Therefore, I respect your motives, but I believe that it does not bring any value to our society.
Thank you,”
His/her/response was:
“Neither does ignorance” (after my last sentence).
Yup, it’s the typical “you’re ignorant!” defense by a pit-nut. Okay, lets just say, for amusement’s sake, we were ‘ignorant’. That still doesn’t change the fact that your “cause” brings no value to the society.
Why did I even bother? Now I’m fully convinced that these dog nuts are self-delusional creatures with NO LOGIC whatsoever. I’ll never attempt to reason with one of these things again.

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KaD February 1, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Having an opinion is not ignorant, what is truly ignorant is having all the evidence laid out in front of you and still refusing to give it credence because you don’t like what it says.

This is completely typical of pit nutters; the most ignorant people in the dog loving world.

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naomaforeman February 1, 2012 at 11:18 pm

On late news last night I heard about the man who “owns” Facebook.
He will make billions on this stock thing, but the commentator said that he’d have to pay a bundle to have his condo cleaned up after his DOG had some “accident” and messed up his entire home. Ah, dogs, aren’t they disgusting — even for the super rich.

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KaD February 2, 2012 at 10:29 am

Hopefully he’ll get enough money to buy his own house for his dog(s) to ruin so the neighbors won’t have to smell the mess.

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naomaforeman February 1, 2012 at 11:19 pm

EGADS! Say “thank you.” These people are a few cards short of
a full deck.

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naomaforeman February 1, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Yesterday I had work to do (on my computer) and the neighbor’s dog was barking. I yelled out my usual but it did not stop. I went out for a drive in my car. Saw this on a site re “dogs barking.”
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Actually, I keep my dogs in the house only and diaper them.
My jerk neighbor actually calls the police and complains, “I hear barking inside the house.”

I would say, it is the neighbor, not the dogs that is the problem.

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No, it is not the neighbor but the DOGS. Muzzle the offending beasts!!!! Apparently the constant barking does not annoy my
neighbor. Alas. No peace in this lifetime. Naoma

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KaD February 2, 2012 at 9:12 am

There’s something called a bark control collar; I don’t know why a hell of alot more dog owners don’t use them. Oh yeah, because they’re stupid, clueless, and don’t give a shit.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 11:36 am

Oh yeah KaD. I’ve seen those collars. They’re made of hemp. You tie a loop in it. Put it around a dogs’ neck. Toss the free end over a tree limb and start pulling. Then you tie off the loose end and go to lunch. Your right. More dog owners should use them.

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KaD February 2, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Agreed entirely!!!

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 12:17 am

I had a rather exhilarating morning today. I was on my way to the corner store when, I noticed a guy standing in his yard some 30 feet away. What I didn’t notice at first was that, he had a pit bull off the leash. Actually the dog was leashed, the guy just wasn’t holding it. I lamented that I had decided at the last minute that, I decided not to strap on my .357 magnum pistol. The dog looked at the owner, looked at me, looked at the owner then, trotted towards me. That idiot didn’t even restrain the dog and, my hand immediately found my large pocket knife. The dog came within 2 feet of me then, went back. I don’t know if the guy called her back. However standing there with a stupid look on his face, he just said, “she’s good”. Having watched every Tarzan/Lion fight, I had prepared myself for the last fight of my life. If that dog had grabbed my dialysis access arm, I would have bled to death in very little time. “PROCLAMATION” Henceforth as I Sallie forth on my daily errands, It shall be incumbent of me to strappeth on my .357 magnum pistol. That was a tragedy waiting to happen.

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KaD February 2, 2012 at 9:13 am

I know how you feel! That morning I went to the mailbox and two dogs were loose was the one time I didn’t have my frigging cell phone on me to call animal control.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 9:39 am

Well I don’t use cell phones. Maybe I should start. They have free emergency cell phones for disabled people like me. However I will not be calling animal control. I tried that once before. I don’t need a 5 minute lesson on how to spray water in a dogs face to quiet it down while I am being killed. As I said I will strap on my own brand of Animal Control. I’d rather stand before the judge than to lay before the preacher.

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naomaforeman February 2, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Anthony, I know you can take care of yourself!!!! Hooray.
Years ago I lived in New York and had a Black friend who took me to the Apollo up in Harlem to see James Brown. I was the ONLY WHITE gal in the whole area but I felt not a bit scared or anything. Now our daughter lives up in that area nearby Harlem but the place is altogether different. But I knew that night what it meant to be a “minority of ONE.”

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naomaforeman February 2, 2012 at 8:12 am

I get hysterical when I see these women (never seen men do it) with the tiny ugly little mutt in a froo froo “stroller” — what? Can’t the dog
walk — maybe it should wear shoes!!!!

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 9:31 am

No, No, No, that was totally correct. Haven’t you ever heard of a “SERVICED” DOG?

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naomaforeman February 2, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Hi, I just saw on tv some dog that was “missing.” Apparently FOUND.
Seems someone rescued him but he was not “lost.” ANYHOW, he is part PIT BULL? Who would have a “part pit” — which part? Probably his jaws.

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cherry February 2, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Even ex-pit bull owner/dog lover claims pit bull is dangerous! Enough said. But then again, pit-nuts just believe what they want to believe, see what they want to see.
From Yahoo Answers:
“I saved a pit pup when it was about 3 days old. It was just laying in my yard (my dogs have been fixed so i knew it wasnt theres! I bottle fed it and constanly looked for its mother but never found her. i had him for 10 beautiful years. He was so well behaved and he was just a big baby! Well one morning it was time to feed him and normally i called his name (he sleept in my home) and he came running up to me, i bent down to rub his belly and out of no where he got up and started to attack me! Thankfully my husband was home and he grabbed the dogs collar but then badger managed to bite his arm. As soon as badger got away from my husbands grip he came charging after me agian but before he could bite me agian my german shepherd got in the middle of us.
After that badger cae to his senses and layed on his belly like nothing had happened. I was scared and shocked but i held onto my shepherds fur because i was so shocked and afraid of what badger would do next.
We took badger to the vet to see what was wrong with him (after me and my husband went to the doctor) we loved this dog so much he was like our son! The vet said nothing at all was wrong with him and he could not find any reason what so ever why he attacked us like he did. The vet was fearful of our saftey and possibly if he managed to escape our property other children saftey and recommeded we put him to sleep, well we didnt and that was our mistake.
The next day he managed to jump our fence and attack a 8 year old child, once agian my german shepherd interveaned before we knew what had happened but sadly that was the end of our beloved shepherd. Badger killed him and was now very hurt from the fight. We called the police to break up the fight because if you know every person will tell you to never break up a dog fight unless you know how and well we didnt know how.
I still dont know why badger acted like that and if you do please tell me, badger was forced to be put to sleep for biting the child thankfully the child wasnt hurt badly. No i am not a bad owner my dogs are my children! But i just wont and cant ever get another pit. But yours may differ so by all means adopt one.
Source(s):
Vet, Spca Volunteer, Dog owner and LOVER!”
Please, make the laws even stronger. Ban pit bulls EVERYWHERE. Make the breed go extinct!

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KaD February 2, 2012 at 1:58 pm

“If you know why my dog bit someone please tell me”.

Seriously? This isn’t rocket science. It attacked because pit bulls have been bred to kill other animals and for aggression for about 1000 years now; and you cannot love or train the BREEDING out of a dog. She’s very damn lucky she didn’t get killed right there; or the kid next door didn’t get killed. She could have gone to jail for murder.

This is similar to the case of Darla Napora, a pit bull advocate who was killed by her pit bull that she raised from a puppy.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 7:25 pm

I cannot believe that idiot begging people to adopt a breed that almost killed her, her husband and a neighborhood child. She also says she can’t and won’t own one herself. This is the prime example of a dog maniacal idiot. Why don’t she get another pit-bull since she so heartily endorses them? Maybe next time she’ll get lucky and be mauled to death.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm

I’m not finished yet. The above idiot (not me) who just loooooved her pit should be fixed also. Lobotomy should be appropriate. JEEZ!! Some people!

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Zee February 3, 2012 at 10:11 am

Last year we had a pit bull breeder live two houses down from us in a rental house. One time I counted 7 pits in the backyard. They used to bark, growl and lunge at the fence whenever my boys played outside. And they used to bark at all hours of the night. I got together with two neighbors, and we got them evicted. Not for the pit bulls, though. Because they neglected to mow their front lawn and the grass grew a foot high and went to seed. That’s a city code violation. I guess their landlord evicted them. I was tremendously relieved when they moved out. Now a dogless family with children lives in the house. Yea!

naomaforeman February 2, 2012 at 1:00 pm

cherry: Dogs are not children. Nothing like children. Read the comments in this site and you will understand. They cannot be ‘like” children no matter what you say. There was another comment but I won’t write it — relating to the same topic. Children are humans. Dogs are animals. Apples and oranges. I had one child — she is a very productive member of society — went to Oxford (dogs do not go to college nor do they have jobs nor can they be a tax deduction). Children do not lick your mouth with a sloppy lolling tongue –; they can actually “kiss you.” It is offensive to put dog and child in the same sentence. Enough from me.

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Trisha February 2, 2012 at 1:23 pm

The reason people think dogs are children is because they have never had children and don’t know the real joy of having children. On one parental website i learned an interesting piece of information. That is that most women who had dogs in their lives and considered them as kids, then REAL kids came along and they wrote about how their ‘first child’ aka the mutt turned into a pest and burden and a realisation swept over them that the dog is a dog but ones own children are more important. Most people who think that dogs are children have psychological, social and emotion issues. They should be pitied.

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm

This is the mantra of so many dog lovers: “Dogs are people too, but unborn babies are not.”

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cherry February 2, 2012 at 1:42 pm

naoma, I’m sorry if my post wasn’t clear. If you have the time to examine my post again, you’ll see that the majority of my post is a quote (inside ” “) from Yahoo answers, not my own.
I did not and will not think something as absurd as dogs = children. If it’s not this post but something else I said that suggests I hold such ridiculous belief, please let me know and I’ll see to it that it’s clarified!

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cherry February 2, 2012 at 1:45 pm

My reason for posting this ” ” from Yahoo answers, as ridiculous as it is since it’s the typical dogs = my children claim from dog nuts, is to show that even some dog nuts realize that pit bulls are inherently dangerous. Therefore, it’s not just us non-dog-people who support banning pit bulls – even dog nuts cannot ignore such solid facts. All the more reason, therefore, to ban this potentially dangerous and unpredictable breed.

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Anthony February 2, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Cherry, that woman doesn’t support banning pit-bulls. She is for adopting them. That fool should be among the forefront in the banning movement. What will it take for some of these people to see the light?

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KaD February 2, 2012 at 9:10 pm

There is nothing that will get alot of the pit nutters to see the light. Like in the case of Dara Napora, after she was killed by her pit bull her husband had her and the dog cremated and buried them together. The dude doesn’t even have enough sense to realize this was preventable. Does anyone really think she’d be dead right now if they’d got a poodle? A cocker spaniel? An english sheepdog?

cherry February 3, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Anthony, I think you’re right. I didn’t notice the first time I read this. The only impression I got was she converted from a pit-nut to someone who realized pit is to be banned. Well, she’s crazier than I thought, since upon closer examination of the text, she still endorses adopting out those beasts. She’s full of contraditions, then, if she “proves” from life experience that pit is dangerous and still supports the pits to go to “loving homes”. That really pisses me off because 1. I want pit bulls to be banned for the sake of making our world a safer place, esp for children and 2. I have no patience for stupid people like this lady.
I’m a little obsessed with Judge Judy lately, and in another episode there’s a man who owns two pit-chows (yup) and keep them outside in the backyard all the time. Yup, typical, another pit-mutt owner who keeps dangerous mutt outside in the yard where they could jump over and kill some innocent kid, or at least, produce a lot of freaking noise.

naomaforeman February 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Dear Cherry: I was confused or maybe I read it too fast but I thought these were YOUR COMMENTS!!! Alas, because I am a speed reader I zipped through it and did not realize it was a quote. Forgive me for even saying you could be removed!!! It was the Dog loving Ditz!!!! Clarification noted and approved.!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, naoma

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naomaforeman February 2, 2012 at 1:24 pm

KaD: I have a tiny “stun gun” in my car and another one near my aquarium as I enter the house. Zap those dogs for me!!!!!

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what-happened-to-america February 2, 2012 at 9:54 pm

OMG! Such tragic news! Another dog has run away from home! Another huge slew of “oh-the-world-is-ending-oh-waaah” comments on local facebook page oh-the-huge-manatee!

here’s another uncensored, poorly spelt comment from the page:
“hope u find yur dog soon”

hmmm, I think those dogs are trying to tell their “parents” (er, I mean prisoners) something!

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what-happened-to-america February 2, 2012 at 9:58 pm

another one…dog-freaks and near-illiteracy, gotta love it…

“Well there people now for taken pet so watch your pet close.”

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Speaking of illiteracy, every single dog on the planet is illiterate. Next time an owner says their dog is smart, point this out! Ask what reading level their furry child has reached.

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what-happened-to-america February 2, 2012 at 10:01 pm

just one more comment:

“has Munk been found yet so hope so poor doggie”

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Zee February 3, 2012 at 10:57 am

Did anyone else see or post this story? An 18-month-old boy in Texas was mauled by 4 of the family’s boxers. One of the boy’s ears was nearly detached, and he required over 400 stitches. When the dogs were taken away, the grandmother complained. I guess she doesn’t care so much about her grandson being taken away. Mommy and Daddy are meth heads, as it turns out.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/Dogs-That-Mauled-Child-To-Be-Put-Down-013112

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Zee February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

I read the comments people posted on this story, and most were concerned about the dogs’ fate. Only one poster expressed concern for the little boy. So I posted a comment and said that dog lovers are idiots who only care about dogs, and couldn’t care less about the little boy. I bet I’ll get some insults and threats now! It just sickens me that people care more for dogs than they do children. Effing losers.

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cherry February 3, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Most of the losers are probably people-haters because of low self-esteem, poor social skills, and obnoxious personalities. People judge – So most people probably didn’t care to bond with these losers, and the losers in turn, fostered some hard feelings. That’s why they like dogs betters, for that dogs don’t judge them based on their appearance and skills.They are so desperate that they need a non-judging animal instead of a fellow human to feel better about themselves.
Lets be nice to the losers we encounter in our lives, so hopefully they don’t resort to having to bond with dogs.

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 7:37 pm

They really are. It’s always “what about the dog?” with them. The victim is ignored, or even maligned. My fuse is getting shorter with these types. Today I spotted a dog walker allowing her shit zu (ha) to lift its leg on a mailbox.

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Dimitrios February 3, 2012 at 7:24 pm

If the grandmother had even a fraction of common sense, she would want those dogs destroyed, never to look upon their vicious snouts again. Who in their right mind has 4 boxers, let alone around a young child?? Nobody.

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naomaforeman February 3, 2012 at 11:44 am

Zee: Don’t worry. Everyone on this site knows dog lovers are
a few cards short of a full deck.

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Anthony February 3, 2012 at 6:12 pm

That’s true but, these folks seem a few decks short of a full casino.

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naomaforeman February 4, 2012 at 7:04 am

Saw a piece on CNN this morning about “fat pets.” Seems they are being overfed. And they gave ways on “how to make your best friend lose weight.” Let ‘em eat cake. (by the way, that is not the correct quote — it was “let them eat baguettes.”)

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naomaforeman February 4, 2012 at 7:07 am

I think I got that wrong too. But, then I do not speak French. May have been brioche???

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Anthony February 4, 2012 at 10:32 am

I think you may have gotten them both wrong Naoma. Translated from the French it translates in English to, “Let ‘em eat rat poison”. That ought to make ‘em lose a few pounds. maybe even all of them.

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naomaforeman February 4, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Leave it to Anthony. I loved your “last word” on translation!!!!!

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KaD February 4, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Well we’ve had about 2 feet of snow. I shoveled yesterday and the SO just finished and told me alot of (stupid) people are out shoveling with their damn dogs UNleashed of course. I’m about to walk the hairbag so we’ll see how many close calls I have. Ugh.

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shane February 5, 2012 at 3:59 am

You know whats funny. All you crack pot nut jobs think youre better than dog owners. i even found a comment on here saying that all dog owners are dumb and stupid. Wow. just wow…ive met university graduates, scientists, politicians, they all have dogs….seriously get over urself people and get a fucking life and fuck your cats too ya fuckin cunts :) fuck all of you. fuck your mums and ur dads ya cunts

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naomaforeman February 5, 2012 at 6:39 am

Friends of the site: Naoma here. I logged on this morning to my computer and there were 2 posts that I wrote to Sheldon about.
Vulgarity that is unnecessary for this site. (And I am no “prude” but we do not need this.)

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