Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs
They are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!- They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
- They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
- They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
- They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
- They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
- They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
- They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
- They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
- One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too
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Anthony, thank you for posting about the dog idiots letting their dogs run rampant in the soccer field. I have 2 boys ages 4 and 2, and I let them run and play in a park with restricted dog access. However, as I’ve said before, most dog owners ignore the ”NO DOGS ALLOWED ON PLAYGROUND” signs and let their dogs run everywhere, and don’t clean up after them. There are signs posted throughout the park warning people about the health hazards of dog poop, yet dog owners ignore these signs. I’m constantly afraid of my boys picking up or stepping in poop because dog owners ignore the law. And, to top it off, this park has a lake and is an official sanctuary for aquatic birds, yet I’ve seen people let their dogs chase – and kill – these birds. I hate to see dead ducks and swans floating in the lake. F–k off, dog owners!
Dog owners are the most blatant bunch when it comes to ignoring signs. Smokers for example are good about not lighting up in “no smoking” areas. But dog owners will strut right into “no dogs” areas.
My younger brother, a 2 pack a day man, would fill my basement apartment with his tobacco fumes, despite a note from my doctor, requesting him to smoke outside. For 3 years, he and his family would visit my mother, and her husband in N.J., 4 times a year. He not only smoked in his room; but also brought his dog into the house.
I see plenty of smokers light up in NO smoking areas; even ones with explosives. And usually they don’t even have the brains to stand DOWNwind of the people who aren’t smoking.
Around here at least, the smokers are good about it. Though I have encountered plenty of rude smokers. At least smoking isn’t glorified by the media like dogs are. And nobody refers to a cigarette as a child.
Cigarettes used to be touted as good for one’s health; four out of five doctors recommend Camels! Now it’s dogs that are said to benefit our health. Yet dogs spread diseases and parasites, their dander aggravates asthma, they bite millions of people per year, their barking raises neighbor’s blood pressure, and they pose a tripping hazard in the home. Though dogs aren’t as bad for health as smoking, they should not be given the rose-colored glasses treatment by the media or scientists.
MY GOD! swans are gorgeous and graceful, ducks are cute and comical (but geese are shitheads, literally and figuratively, but that’s another story) yet dogs have free reign of everything…what if a dog kills members of an endangered or protected species? I hope to God they get caught and the “parents” have to pay stiff fines and do humiliating community service!
I never see dog owners get into trouble for letting their dogs chase and attack waterfowl, unfortunately. Dog people blame coyotes for dead birds, which may be true sometimes, but at least coyotes kill for food. Dogs kill for fun. I hate to see the birds become mutts’ chew toys.
The Irish ate swans. All birds produce shit; and can pose a hazard near airports. Feral(stray)cats(cats are not native to North America)kill wild birds. Those who let their dogs kill birds in the park should be fined for hunting without a license. And billed for the cost of disposing of the carcasses.
Cats do kill small birds; I find it very hard to believe a housecat could take out a swan. The beat of a swans wing is stong enough to break a mans arm.
Anthony: Fake poster, yes. Which is why she/he has been removed. I told Sheldon that the person was just a nut nuisance and they are gone.
Great! You are charming and efficient as always.
Anthony: that was too funny. Some of these dimbrains think we
can’t “see through them.” Alas, they are quite delusional.
Hmmph, I seem to have narrowly missed being crapped on by 2 new “trolls” here, this “Karen” chick seems real intelligent, if she’s more concerned about her morkie-beast that her super-expensive rugs and antiques….then why the hell did she buy all that expensive stuff in the first place?! She knew damn well her dog was gonna destroy everything! Think how much money she could’ve saved….but then she could’ve saved even MORE by not having a damn dog…really, these dog-freaks just make my head spin! :S
That’s what makes some dog owners so dangerous. They aren’t all stupid. However they somehow seem to lack common sense. In the case of Karen, I never for once believed all the financial information she quoted. That mutt probably chewed up a dollar store rug, broke a vase that some little kid made for Aunt Karen and clawed or chewed up a second hand couch. People with the kind of money she claims, don’t brag about it before the general public. We don’t deserve that attention. They save that for their peers so, they can stand around at those little cocktail parties and, try to impress each other. Also, an artist of her supposed caliber wouldn’t have time to come to this insignificant little site and have her creative spirits disturbed. She was on here all day. Obviously she has nothing to do. She is probably even that ridiculous “wow” that showed up right on the heels of her banishment.
Maybe she was trying to make some kind of twisted point, that dog lovers are stupid? Maybe she was on our side, and doing some kind of satire.
Also, regarding our “departed troll” poster — her comments on how much she gave to “charity” were really not anything you’d discuss.
And, I know artists and they are just too busy to write that kind of stuff. Busy with their ART.
AMEN SISTER!!!
I googled ”Karen V. Stefanini” and found her on Flickr and BuzzFeed. She claims to be a 1970 graduate of the Art Institute of Boston, so she is no spring chicken, and admits to being a ”dabbling, babbling hausfrau.” Well, at least she told the truth about something! And, sorry guys, she is ”taken.”
http://www.flickr.com/people/32957869@N08/
I visited everything involved with that link. I looked at what was supposed to be her artwork. Van Gogh she is not. I have seen school kids do as well.I went through her galleries. Nothing was there. I went through her friends list, zero. There was not even a reference to her highly revered dog. Most of her pictures of animals was about zebras and a butterfly, which did not exist. Zebras yes, butterfly no.She made a small fuss about contributing to bears but, with all the hoohaw about dogs, why was dogs not even mentioned in all her galleries, drawings, musings, bios and everything else. She even said she is so busy doing housework that, she can’t do a good job with her artwork. Therefore those highly auctioned works must have been a pigment (pun intended) of her imagination. I went to her website thinking maybe she would partially redeem herself there. Alas and alack. It was the homepage of Comcast. Ladies and Gentlemen, we were irritated by a frustrated housewife with too much time on her hands. If she is so busy doing housework like she said, it didn’t show in her unending posting about her (maybe imaginary) dog. Zee said she was taken as did she. If she wasn’t taken she should be. Right to a mental ward.
Well I am the kind of person who admits when I am in error. I saw Karen’s Facebook page. She does have a pictire of the dog she described. Also a multitude of other postings about dog and other animal shelters. There are references to animal activism festooning her page. She appears to be a dyed-in-the-wool animal fanatic.I guess I stand corrected as I made a hasty judgement. That however does not excuse her coming on this site attempting to shove her views down our collective throats. It is the kind of disrespect we have been complaining about since forever. She has he forum right there on Facebook. She is just one of those obnoxious animal freaks that, won’t be happy until everybody thinks just like she does.
Sorry, I meant, “She has her forum right there on Facebook”.
Good post, Anthony! Although who in this age and day actually posts with her FULL real name is beyond me.
ANTHONY!!!! You have done a priceless service to have
“uncovered” the truth about ”Karen V. Stefanini” –honestly, I’ve have bet my last dime that she was a “made up” person.
Alas, a real human (well, slightly — nay, totally deranged). All her comments on her dollars to charity and the “imaginary” dog are fake. Busy with “housework.” (Anthony, clearing your conscience was truly FUNNY re the dog kill). Thanks for unearthing our “famous artist.” What a hoot!!!!! This has truly MADE MY DAY.
Is she married to her Morkie?
Maybe it is someone pretending to be her, and trying to make fun of her, like her worst enemy or something you know? Maybe someone who really hates dogs took her name.
Roses I was thinking absolutely the same thing. How many people actually use their real name on the internet? Especially at a site where they consider people evil and cruel? This could have very well been a revenge serial posting. You said, “maybe someone who really hates dogs took her name”. Well, maybe someone who really hates “her” took her name. Imagine, dropping somebody’s name and a bunch of irritating pro-dog postings on a dog hate site. The shredding would be instantaneous as it was. On this site it would have no effect but, say some of us who couldn’t let it go, found out how to contact her. I did and so did Zee. What if someone more sinister was really angry with the annoyance her imposter created. Maybe we should hold the anger a little in abeyance before we make judgements.
Well she did mention the dog and a husband. Maybe it is a polygamous marriage. Ask me though and, the dog is the “man” of the house. If that were my wife (horrible spine chilling thought), wasting money on a mutt like that( if she really did), I would flip a coin to decide who I would toss out the window first.
just want to add one final thing about “Karen V Steff-a-ninny”, had a chance to re-read all her postings, it’s impossible not to notice that she, like a certain other Wolf-Troll, kept repeating OVER and OVER and OVER the same 3 lines “I am not a dog person except for those under 9lbs…looks like a plushy from toy dept…he’s ferocious but everyone smile when they see him…” how many of us do that? (unless it’s to repeat information to people that are “new” here)
Yep, dog-freaks are brainwashed zombies that talk like they’re a broken record! XD
yeah, I have to remember that it’s true sometimes when they say “don’t believe everything you read on the Internet” but sometimes, you have to wonder…but I know people do post crap to see what kind of reactions they get…
I’m positive that all the “regulars” here ARE posting the truth…I hope ^^;
Well, I guess I should confess what-happened-to-america. I Iied in one of my posts. I claimed to beat a dog off me with a Louisville Slugger. I guess everybody knows I would never do that. It was a Wilson Collegiate. There, now my conscience is clear.
heehee
luv your sense of humor…keep it up!
Abthony: Just read your post that there is a “dog” but she was really a nut job and I am glad she is HISTORY!!!
Me too. Case closed, let’s move on.
This is the first day, Friday 1/20, that I have not received a post on this site. What is wrong???
Hi James, First post I’ve seen all day. About your brother: I do not permit anyone to smoke in my home or my car — nor wear shoes either. Guess I am a bit of a “Fuss Budget” but I’ve always been that way. And, of course, no dogs permitted either.
My brother was staying with me because of problems with his wife. Caused by drink and drugs. When he quit drinking; she eventually took him back. He still smokes. He and his wife are the proud owners of a pitbull. Named Thor(son of Odin, king of the Viking pantheon). it must be 6 months old now. Probably 60 lbs. now.
James: Been there (Japan) but since I do not eat meat I did not
taste this delicacy.
James: You are SO RIGHT. High fructose corn syrup is an additive I will not eat. Period. Had to return things to store that contained it.
Husband did not read the label carefully enough. I am very, very careful what I eat…
KaD: Speaking of cows. I have a nice grassy back yard and would like a “miniature cow.” She would provide me with Milk, Yogurt, Butter, Whipped Cream, —- ah — so much more useful than a Dog!!!
I’m not aware of any ‘miniature cows’ but a miniature GOAT would do the trick and some cities do allow them.
http://miniaturedairygoats.com/
Goats milk is less allergenic than cows milk, good for the lactose intolerant. closer to the PH of human skin (when made into lotion or soap).
http://www.roseofsharonacres.com/raw_goat_milk_benefits
So as you see goats are very useful whereas the money spent of dogs is money down the toilet.
Apparently there is such a thing although I still think the goats are better in alot of ways: http://www.minicattle.com/
Just found this on line:
A husband accused of killing his wife says it was man’s best friend who ended her life.
The Irish Times reports that a German man, who was convicted of manslaughter last year, got a new trial after he claimed the couple’s dog sat on his wife and suffocated her. A coroner dismissed the man’s claims and said the strangulation marks on the woman’s throat couldn’t have been caused by the dog, according to the Times.
I saw that and figured he was full of shit too.
Anyone one here watch the Weather Channel? (and if you were once a fan, how shitty it’s become in the last few years) I’m always checking Local on the 8s for the radar since the weather can be VERY changeable in my area (Northern Maine) Now that’s another aspect of our culture that’s becoming more and more dog-centric! Practically 2 out of 3 commercials are either for PetSmart, dog food and dog medication, when they show videos that viewers have sent in, there’s often dogs (stupidly) playing in the snow, and whenever there’s been a severe and/or tornado outbreak, there’s always at least one sob-story about a family that has lost EVERYTHING but they somehow manage to find the DOG alive, and of course they ALWAYS say “things are replaceable but pets are not” (which of course either makes me gag or want to hit something) Of course I know damn well much of that has to do with the whole NBC/MSNBC buyout around 2007 or so…now at least half their programming is stupid fear-mongering specials like “It Could Happen Tomorrow” or pointless crap like “Storm Chasers” and I’m sure in the next year they’ll invent new dog-centric series like “Dogs and Families Reunited” or “K9-The New Meteorologist” (catering to people who think their dog can predict the weather because they whine and act babyish then a storm is coming) and of course, more specials means even less Local on the 8s than there already is…:P
Oh by the way, don’t get me wrong, I’m not one of those losers that watches the Weather Channel all day, I just watch an hour or 2 in the morning or afternoon to “update” myself and check the radar on days the weather is “crazy”, especially in the summer, (we get real crazy-ass thunderstorms that come out of nowhere!)
Yeah, I’ve noticed too. That’s a nauseating trend. That and all the dog related adds on internet sites.
Hot or cold weather, there’s always footage of dogs. In the summer, it’s concern for dog paws on the hot sidewalks. Or dogs left in hot cars. “Does your dog need sun glasses or sun screen”? In the winter, it is articles about dressing dogs in coats and booties. In natural disasters, from floods to tornadoes, to fires, to hurricanes, the “dog angle” is covered.
I like the motto of AllState (?) Insurance: “People come first. Everything else is second.”
too true, Dimitros
Here’s a quote (from today) I just found from the Facebook page for my area’s local news channel, yes the typos are REAL, copied it AS IS!
“Itswas so cold last nite that my little dog did not want to go out…poor thing..when its -10 or more below its really hard for them..I do hope it wsrmd up soon”
Adds a whole new meaning to “brain freeze”. However I will be glad when it wsrmd up here too.
ROFL!
Do these dog people ever stop to think about OTHER animals, most of which live outside their entire lives? Coyotes, raccoons, birds, squirrels, deer, cattle, wild boar, marmots, cougars, wolves, foxes, etc. No.
I don’t know if there is an animal version of the Nobel Prize but, this dog should win one for stupidity. Note the breed.
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/stupid-dog-32217
Shit bull of course. Only good for one thing; killing. What they were bred for. Shoot them all.
That video reminds me of the idiot owners who let their mutts play in the lake at our local park and chase after the poor waterfowl, all the while ignoring the large ”NO DOGS ALLOWED IN WATER” signs posted all around the water’s edge. Like Paul says, no one ignores signs like dog owners!
In Brooklyn, almost everyone except me ignores the traffic light. And jaywalks. I once saw a man trying to cross a street with traffic coming. He cursed at the cars. Many people are too stupid to obey a traffic light, risking death or crippling injury. If they don’t care about their own lives or getting crippled, don’t expect them to obey signs that require them to show some consideration for other people, or society. They will do whatever the fuck they please; whenever they please; however they please! If nobody(God, the government, the cop,etc) can tell them what to do; nobody is going to tell their frigging dog what to do! Anarchy! Most of the uncivilized pieces of 2 legged shit in Brooklyn, wouldn’t know what anarchy means. Even though it seems to be part of their philosophy of “life”.
You guys make me want to bark. What is wrong with dogs? You losers are just AFRAID of them,but I respect how you guys are passionate about wut you believe…just look to the good side of dogs and stop being so snobby.
Well folks, here’s another idiot that couldn’t find their way to a dog loving site. Damn you people are stupid! Read the name of the site and, you will see how lost you are. If it wasn’t for nutcases like you, trying to shove your dog-worshiping religion down our throats, we might not hate them so much. The problem sometimes is not so much the dog as it is the brain dead owners. You people excuse those damned parasites for everything they do, bark and howl continuously, chase little kids into traffic, leave big piles of excrement on everybody’s property but their own, bite and kill people(emphasis on innocent little kids), contaminate drinking water sources, attack endangered species, block traffic, stink up every place they go, eat a fortune in dog food and, return nothing. Don’t say they return love because, dogs live by instinct not emotion. We’ve seen your kind before. Coming here with a bunch of unsubstantiated claims of how a dog is the super-animal of all pets. Go ahead, stay on this site with the same silliness as all the other dog lover who have come here. You will find no converts to your perverted religion. I for one am about the meanest bastard on this site. I would wipe out a dog as fast as I would a grease stain on my cook pot. What people think of me, I couldn’t care less. I don’t like dogs and a death threat couldn’t change that. Get back to your own arrogant dog worshiping compatriots and “LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!!
By the way, we don’t want your respect. You absence from this site will be just fine.
PS. See guys! I told you the come in waves.
I meant “Your” absence from this site will be just fine.
Sigh, another one of you idiots..*shrug*
And don’t say that “bad owners” are rare. Everywhere I go, I encounter inconsiderate dog owners. For example, the two neighbors have two mutts kept outside in the yard at ALL TIMES who bark at each other non-stop across the fence. I was taking a walk to the groceries and saw two piles of big, thick dog **** that made my blood boil. This is in Toronto. I saw similar things in places all over – Chicago, Vancouver, Montreal, San Francisco….everywhere. You guys are disgusting, retarded, selfish human trash who have no respect for other people nor the environment. If it’s not for your despicable actions, I swear I wouldn’t mind dogs at all.
Amen, Cherry! Stupid dog owners are the rule, not the exception.
Start collecting signatures to get a dog DNA database established. The only thing that will make shithound keepers pick up, or lick up, after their shit factories is the certainty that a sample will be taken from every pile on the street. Then matched up with the dog DNA on file. Then they will get fined; sentenced to Shit Patrol(cleaning dog shit off the streets, and collecting samples of dog shit for DNA analusis); loose their mutt licenses; go to jail for repeat offenses. This will more than pay for itself.
Well, there is “another one ‘on board.’” The name alone defines them: CaLie. Emphasis on the “LIE.” Kee – rap! “Afraid of dogs.” There isn’t any fear here, just a dislike of a useless piece of ****. If these people would read the comments from the beginning they would know our site is about DISLIKE and all the reasons thereof.
ANTHONY — I love your comments. Keep it up.
How stupid could the dog worshipers be? They come on here and, the first idiotic thing thing they do is start leveling insults. Then they expect us to wholeheartedly accept their sugges………..No, make that orders. That is why I kept misspelling words in my last posts. The first thing she even typed was an insult. I will have to hand it to (YECH!) Karen Stefanini. At least the first thing she did was not an insult. When you walk into a room full of adversaries and throw down the gauntlet, expect some valiant soul to take it up and, strike yon varlets face soundly. Forsooth!
Had an encounter with one of those rare individuals last weekend a responsible & considerate dog owner. We were at a country market, standing next to one of the stalls, when a man with a dog on a lead came towards us. I told him politely but firmly to keep that dog away from us as we don’t like dogs. To my amazement he did a u turn & took it away without a word, I was expecting an argument or at least a snide comment. Furthermore a woman standing next to us turned out to be the dog owners wife had no problem with my request & went on to state that she has problems with people who don’t train & control their dogs & let them shit every ware. My point here is, as we all know most dog owner are dickheads, the few responsible dog owners also get pissed off with them, so the pricks who accuse us or being sick or abnormal for not worshipping dogs need to visit the real world.
That was a nice, considerate couple!
I only meet dickhead owners. As a jogger, I’ve had a lot of dog encounters. I’ve been called a ”psycho” and a ”bitch” for yelling at owners when their mutts run loose and jump on me. ”He’s just playing!” I’m told. One time I had to go back home because some stupid mutt wiped its drool all over my jacket. That’s disgusting!
I’ve been asked ”why don’t you get a dog?” Runners and dogs go together like peaches and cream! My answer is because I don’t want to have to stop to let the stupid thing pee on every mailbox post and sniff other dogs’ buttholes, or take a big crap and then run around carrying a crap bag. I used to carry a large can of mace with me, and I used it on a few mutts. That made my dog-owning neighbors mad. I guess I’m supposed to be glad to get jumped and drooled on.
If someone said that to me I’d answer “Why did you get a dog? Do you like picking up shit? Wasting money? Filth all over your house and clothes? Threat of lawsuit? The stink? The constant daily CHORE it is to have an utterly useless animal dependant on you?”
I’ve asked dog owners these questions, but they always compare their mutts to children, which makes me angry. You can’t argue with stupid, so I stopped trying. Cleaning up after a child is not the same as having to clean up after a mutt.
I miss my mace can. It was the only thing that made me feel safe on the streets. We have some real Cujo-sized mutts in my neighborhood.
Why don’t you have mace anymore Zee. You can pick up some good hot pepper spray anywhere nowadays.
Anthony, somehow I lost it. Don’t ask me how, I have an innate talent for losing things. And I don’t know if mace is legal in N.C., where I live now. My mom bought me the mace can in Georgia, where she lives and where I used to live. I loved it – it was a big black and gold baton-shaped can that I could easily hold in my hand. I don’t know where to buy pepper spray. Can you buy it at Target? That’s one of the few places I shop these days. Maybe I should look for pepper spray online.
I see pepper spray all over the internet and, also at wal-mart. Even some convenience stores carry it. I don’t know about your state. Some states require you to take a course and receive a license. Check with your local law enforcement officials first. Yhe have a very good brand out now called “Bear Spray”. They have two strengths. One for dogs and people and, one for large ferocious bears. The one for bears is illegal to use on people . I am not sure about dogs but, since dogs have more rights than people, you would do more time for spraying them. Check online. They have a very informative website.
A mate who is a builder told me this last week; he was working on this bloke’s house when he was attacked by his dog which had escaped from its pen as he was working outside in the backyard. Unfortunately for the mutt he had a claw hammer in his hand at the time & delivered a swift well aimed blow to the dogs head. It fell down dead. So there he was, in the backyard with the customer’s dog dead at his feet. Being quick thinking he dumped it in his wheelbarrow, covered it with a sack, wheeled it out to his van & slung it in the back. As it was around 12:00 he goes to get his lunch, finds a quiet street, tips the dead mutt out, backs the van over it & drives off. That afternoon the question was asked, ‘have you seen the dog?’ —‘Not recently’—–oh shit he must have got out. The outcome of it was they found the dog & thought it had escaped & got run over. The good thing in the case it the mutt attacked someone who was able & willing to defend himself.
There’s nothing like having the right tool for the job at hand. Let’s hear it for the working man. HIP-HIP-HOORAY!
Good for him but the guy should have called animal control and reported these people immediately. He put himself at risk of jail by killing the dog in self defense and not doing so.
Absolutely brilliant. I applaud your friend for his quick thinking. Dangerous mutts need to be eliminated. He did very well. Not many people defend themselves from vicious animals in fear of a public outcry in support of the beast. Your friend did awesomely well.
Hey all! Just met a woman with with one of those ugly small dogs and just out of curiosity asked her about her dog and got the exact answer i was expecting which was that her dumb mini-mutt plays with its shit, growls at everyone and loves getting attention then she went on to claim that the vile animal is her child. I smiled politely, laughing my ass off in my head at how stupid humanity has become. As my friend says “This bitch is really weak in the upper storey and deranged too”. When people transform a revolting animal into a surrogate child, then you know society is going to the dogs! An animal as a child! Why? The animal can do absolutely nothing. All it’s so called virtues are imagined like a mirage, nothing but human psychology at work.
At the end of the day i don’t even blame the animal. An animal does what comes natural to it but animal keepers have a responsibility to the public and the animal which they forgo and have a neurotic animal that is a menace to the public. This is an injustice to the animal and the people who suffer at the hands of irresponsible owners.
As always i don’t hate the animal for what comes naturally to it. It is innocent at the end of the day. However these dog-keepers really take the cake for being moronic and ignorant. Letting an animal do whatever it pleases is in fact dangerous for the animals psychology.
Trisha!!! On-the-mark post about the woman and her dog. Where people get the idea that a dog is a like a child are a few cards short of a full deck. When will a dog go to the bathroom on his own and wipe, not lick his butt? And, everyone knows the rest of the arguments that dog lovers use.
These folks who confuse a dog with a child would never confuse a dog with a cat, or an elephant with a turtle, or a child with a flamingo. Why is it dogs that makes them blur the boundaries??
Bringing animal control into it has its problems, the owner would have certainly got shitty about having his beloved mutts head stoved in whatever the danger posed to my mate, and also the RSPCA may have accused him of using too much force??? This opens up a can of worms, so as I have said before, it’s best to be discreet in these cases. He did it the right way so he could carry on with his work & get paid.
Anthony, I love you and your posts. Keep writing.
Yes, Anthony, Your posts are terrific, as are all the regulars here.
Well well, a coyote killed an off-leash dog in the same area where that rude jerk was allowing his dog to “play.” I can only hope it was his dog that became coyote dinner, though any dog will do. Dog nuts are blaming the coyote and want revenge. A trap was set to kill the coyote by an irate dog owner. Guess what? A dog was caught in the trap instead, and was either badly injured or dead, and now the dog people are mad at HIM!
If they had obeyed the posted signs telling owners to leash their dogs, none of this would have happened. Idiots!
“Revenge” on a coyote for doing what it’s supposed to do, then got a dog instead. This is one of the most stupid things I’ve heard in a while.
It gets even more stupid. When a reporter pointed out the leash rule sign to a dog owner who lets her pets run free there, she shrugged, hem-hawed, and said, “letting dogs run off-leash is a lesser infraction than setting that trap.”. If the trap had gotten the coyote instead of a dog, she’d be all in favor of the trap! Their dogs always come first, it never fails.
I know! These people blatantly disobey the rules and when their precious shit-eating fleabag gets in harms way, they cry bloody murder. When in fact had they followed the rules, all the drama would have been avoided. These people who own the mutts are so dumb that they have elevated the revolting animal to the state of a family member. These people then think that every animal should know that the dog is part of a human family forgetting that in the animal world food is fair gain. I read an article where people wanted to kill an owl(a rare one at that) for taking the small dumb dog away as a meal. The owner began the whole blah blah blah of how the dog is family as if the bimbo expected the owl to know the dog was a member of the human family. These people also claim to be animal lovers but when an animal hunts to survive, they can’t stand it when the animal does what comes naturally to it.
Trisha, that dame better be thankful that the owl wasn’t big enough to carry “her” off. I sincerely believe that, if a person gets carried off by an animal, the cry would be, “They must have intruded in the animals territory”. However let it be a dog that does the same intruding and gets killed. People would demand that the National Guard get involved.
Trisha, I sure hope the owl’s alright. “Revenge” against wildlife is illegal in many ways! I hope they don’t get away with it.
Leting dogs run off leash should always bring a heavy fine, and loss of license, and confiscation of dog. The second offense should mean you can’t ask for another license, return of dog, or ever own a dog in that area. Those who get another one under a phony name should face imprisonment, a very heavy fine, and community service picking up dog shit.
We have a new neighborhood nuisance – a large chow-looking thing that its owners let run loose. I saw it run down the street and jump on a woman walking her baby in a stroller. I NEVER walked my boys in my neighborhood for this very reason – too many damn mutts on the loose! Two days ago I saw the chow-mutt in my side yard as I got into my car, and I was tempted to gun the motor and hit the damn thing. I will definitely be getting some Bear Spray or whatever the closest legal equivalent is. Thanks for your suggestion, Anthony!
I have heard on many an occasion that chows are among the most dangerous breeds. The mutt traffic in my neighborhood has lessened considerably so thank heavens i don’t have a mutt overpopulation in my area. I think you should carry the bear spray for your own protection because with animals especially dogs, you never know.
Chows are one of the top five biting breeds. For gods sake if you see a dog running loose call animal control and have it picked up before it attacks someone. The owners are likely to get a fine for ‘dog at large’ as well.
I saw the police at the chow-owner’s house yesterday, so either they got a citation or else they have bigger problems to deal with. Now, if only the man who lets his bull mastiff run loose would get a ticket – he probably won’t though, he’s a retired police officer. The dog is so big, I thought it was a deer the first time I saw it! Thanks for the advice, everyone!
Another example how dogs can drive families apart!
My husband’s brother has a dog. Well yesterday, I spoke to my husband’s mother how I feel alienated whenever she goes off to spend time with her other son, with her younger son, leaving me and my husband nowhere part of the joint family picture. Since most of their joint family outings are in husband’s brother’s house, and he has a dog and a cat (and husband and I are allergic to cats). My mother-in-law made excuses for these pathetic people, saying that going anywhere else is “expensive”, that is why they spend so much time in their house.
My husband’s brother acts like he is the most “frugal” person, and is always being praised by his mom for that. How frugal is it to keep a cat, a dog, and now also be expecting a baby anytime, while living in a two floor house whose mortgage is still not paid off? I’d rather live in a one floor and have lots of fun and eat out and watch new releases at the theater, and meet people who are not animal lovers for a change.
My mother-in-law is stupid and does not understand how she is taking sides and hurting my husband and me. She should insist on more neutral locations for family events. She never has time to spend with us, but always with her older son, her daughter-in-law, and her dependent younger son (and all of them two sons, and the older son’s wife, and she herself, are animal lovers!) Gah, I hate them and their alienating ways.
You know what my pathetic mother-in-law did in the name of favoritism? Buy a damn freaking house (all paid off), before my husband had even graduated from college, just to be near her older (dog-loving) son who had already got a job. She never even visited my husband and me when we were in college, even during summer break when she could have easily rented out a house for a month nearby and spent time with my husband as he did summer school. She had money for that (if you can buy your younger son an Ipad)..
These people act like they have no money, except when it suits their animal loving and other selfish agendas.
Sorry you have to put up with these dog asslickers but the fact is they’ve probably been this way for a long time, they don’t see any problem with their behaviors, the other son is probably the mothers favorite, and nothing you say or do is going to change them. The two of you should enjoy each others company, stand your ground, and enjoy your life together, and don’t bother with the inlaws any more than is necessary and only on your terms.
Thanks a lot KaD for lifting me up! I can de-stress, open up and relax here.
I know a couple who have 2 kids, 2 dogs(1 pitbull), a big, fat cat. The husband has a 2 pack a day habit. As far as eating out is concerned, you risk the possibility of food poisoning. One St. Patrick’s Day, I ate in McDonalds, and Dunkin Donuts. I spent the next 5 days in a hospital on Kings Highway, getting fluids pumped into me, until my arm swelled up like a poisoned pup. How’s that for the luck of the Irish! In your own kitchen, you have some control over how dirty it is.
Yeah, but the point is, these people have money to spend on everything but themselves. Money to spend on all their useless pets, but not money on having fun and going out. Going out does not have to be eating out, it could be lots of other things. My brother-in-law and his wife have money for their pets, but not to host a social gathering outside their home, where people without pets could meet them. And their so-called virtue of frugality is then praised.
Correct. I am sorry to hear you fell sick from food poisoning… that was a stroke of bad luck.
But my point was, my brother-in-law and his wife don’t have money to enjoy their lives, only to spend on animals. They don’t visit relatives, because the relatives cannot take in animals for them. They couldn’t visit my mother-in-law’s sister’s family because my brother-in-law said “he does not have the money for doggy daycare”. But he has the money to keep the dog in the first place! His logic and thinking are full of contradictions. In a very real sense, he is not frugal at all, except stupid – the same money can go into having more fun, hiring a housekeeper, buying more gadgets..lots of other things. Even his mother thinks pets all the time at home can keep one tied to the home, unable to go out.
My brother-in-law and his wife are cut off from them other relatives who may want to spend time with them. It does not have to be eating out. They just don’t know how to get outside their home and have fun. And if they want people to visit their home, they should start realizing not everyone wants animals around them or to sit on the same sofa with them or to fall sick from cat allergies.
They don’t want to see the outside world where it does not involve their animals. There are lots of fun places outside the home, if they stopped being so “frugal” and obsessed with their pets we could all discover them together.
As far as my eating out is concerned, I never eat at fast food restaurants, and I eat only organic stuff at home.
And my brother-in-law then acts like he is morally superior over everybody else, for caring about animals, being a vegetarian, spending less money..in reality he is willingly signing himself and his wife up for an austere and sacrificing life where he will never enjoy or know what it is like to live fully or freely.
Volentarily making yourself a slave to a dog, a filthy useless animal, can only make you morally INferior.
It was a stroke of stupidity! I worked briefly in a fast food place in Manhattan during the 80′s. It was quite dirty. I should have known better! Any restaurant can be dirty.
When I go out to the movies, I bring in my own organic snacks in the hall.
Just walked the hairbag and had THREE close calls with being attacked by dogs. First was just out of the house and a person across the street was getting stuff out of the car trunk not paying attention to the fact the dog was wandering away from her until it saw me and growled so she quickly got it; then I turned the corner and a dog saw me through the glass front door of the house and slammed itself into the door which could have broke or would have opened if the latch wasn’t properly caught then it continues snarling and scratching at the door, then on the way back the people next to idiot #1 had their aggressive shithound out which saw me and started growling and snarling so the guy grabs it by the harness and slinks into the back yard with the dog snarling and foaming at the mouth the whole time. What makes these stupid people think it’s okay for their dog to act like this???
On my way to the supermarket, I pass a house with 1or 2 mutts behind their fence, which bark at passersby. I sometimes tell them to kiss my Irish ass, or pugahmahone(Gaelic for kiss my ass).
I don’t care how cute everyone thinks this is…there’s just something wrong here…it’s not natural
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zddNAq8-kPA&feature=related
if one must have a dog that’s like a toy, then get a Wowee or a real plushie or something, don’t make animals into a dwarfed genetic mess!
Many people, and their families, are genetic messes themselves. I guess they want a mutt like themselves.
Eee-hee-hee! Valentine’s Day is coming! Please read this and then, everyone, give a heartfelt collective GROAN!
http://www.care2.com/causes/have-a-heart-for-chained-dogs-this-valentine-s-day.html
YUCK.
My two neighbors don’t chain their mutts – they let them run loose in the yard and jump/snap/bark at each other across the fence at all times of the day. They must be wonderful owners for giving their dogs so much freedom!
But seriously, one of the key reasons that i hate dogs is that most dog owners think it’s okay for their animals to produce annoying noise at all times of the day.
Revolting just like most of the garbage that site spews. I was particularly peeved about the sentence “Help get all chained dogs from outside existences to a warm life inside a loving home. It’s what dogs deserve.”
What makes it deserve the loving home? What has the dog done to deserve the loving home? Animals were meant to be outside and in most cases chains are used for the safety of passers-by and the animal’s safety too.
OK sometime chaining is a good alternative for vicious animals. And not all chained dogs are vicious. I knew a woman who chained her dog during the day and but the animal was well taken care of but then she got all moral even though she knew her shitbag had a digging problem. The animal now no longer chained dug its way out and was flattened by a car. Some dogs do need to be chained for their own safety and as long as their mental needs are met then alls well that ends well.
I meant ‘sometimes’.
Chaining is not a good alternative for any dog. Bullets are a good alternative for vicious and dangerous dogs. If the dog dug out it should have been in a dog run; or else just give credit to Darwin. Some dogs are dumber and get flattened, that’s life.
My dog is my valentine because he just fits on the barbeque grill.
Hey! The above post was supposed to reply to what-happened-to-america’s post below me. Tech error.
Chaining a dog has a very high statistical correlation with viciousness. In several cases dogs that were chained killed someone who walked within reach of them.
My dog is my valentine because I’m a socially inept loser who can’t have relationships with actual human beings.
A sentence from the above article: ‘Last year she literally chained herself to a doghouse on the steps of the Pennsylvania state capitol in Harrisburg for 52 days to get the attention of lawmakers.’
What a FREAK!!!
How many people will never be able to receive a Valentin’s Day card from a loved one; or give a loved one a card(unless they leave it on the grave), because a dog, or dogs, that weren’t properly chained, or behind an unclimbable, or undiggable under fence, killed them. Many people shouldn’t have any pets, chained or not. Many asshats can’t even care for a houseplant. Or even themselves!
http://www.peta.org/living/companion-animals/10-reasons-why-my-dog-is-my-valentine.aspx?c=ptwit
don’t you just love that smoochy picture at the beginning of the article?
THEY SO DESPERATE! (yes, typo IS intended!)
I hope someone here makes a top-10 rebuttal list…hint, hint Paul?
Of course one of the reasons has to be “love me unconditionally”.
1. My dog joyously greets me every time I come home.
And cover you with its snot, saliva, fur, and stench.
2. My dog is always in the mood to cuddle.
Typical confounding logic from dog nuts. This is false. Dogs do often need their ‘personal’ space.
3. My dog never leaves the toilet seat up.
Running out of reasons already? My umbrella doesn’t leave the seat up either.
4. My dog enjoys long walks on the beach.
And you must enjoy stopping every 3 seconds to let it pee on every post, picking up its foul smelling poop, and yelling at it to stop barking at people (doesn’t apply to irresponsible scumbags who don’t control dogs or pick up poops).
5. My dog never complains about my cooking.
Also false. Dogs can be picky eaters. Also, are you that desperate, that you need an ANIMAL instead of a person with proper taste buds to appreciate your cooking?
6. My dog helps me clean up spills in the kitchen.
And replace said spills with its stinky saliva, then lick your face.
7. My dog keeps me warm at night and never steals the covers.
And does a good job stinking up the bed and covering it with fur. Ever thought about where that paw or butt has been?
8. My dog shares my belief that there’s never a wrong time for a nap.
This doesn’t even make sense. You love it because it naps a lot?
9. My dog doesn’t fight with me about what show we should watch on TV.
This is just like #3. Similarly, my trash can doesn’t fight with me, either.
10. My dog loves me unconditionally.
This is just old.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. Firstly dogs are selfish animals and the only reason they greet you is because their warped mentality doesn’t allow them to do well on their own. This act of greeting is not one out of love but a selfish act undertaken by the dog for it’s own reason’s of needing attention and it can only get the attention if it waits for you and then jumps on you.
the revolting animal doesn’t need to leave the seat up since firstly it cannot use one except to drink from it and lick you. It may not leave the seat down but it does leave your carpet soiled. And a seat left up is ,much better than stepping on a turd on your hardwood or having a soiled carpet.
I know people who cook special meals for the vile animals because they are really picky. So that whole they don’t complain about cooking is a false statement. I have seen dogs that turn up their noses to food.
The dog may clean a spill but as Cherry said, it leaves its saliva puddles which is worse and leaves it’s messes too and sometimes the dog will eat its mess so in that case yes the dog does clean ‘spills’.
Keeping an animal under the covers with you is borderline psychotic and these animals are filthy so it is certainly an unhealthy choice.
The dog doesn’t have enough intelligence to fight you for a remote since it has no idea what a remote is. This is just a way of a woman saying that her of choice is a brainless drone.
No way am i bothering with the ‘unconditional love’ bullshit coz that’s a myth, a fable.
I meant in the second last paragraph that: The dog doesn’t have enough intelligence to fight for a remote since it has no idea what a television or remote is. This is just another way of saying that her, the writer’s, choice of partner is a brainless drone.
Sorry for the typos.
If a dog turns its nose up at its food it’s been too spoiled. I saw a lady whining about this on a blog; she’d given her dog some peanut butter and the dog won’t eat its food now without PB. The solution is easy; give the dog its food with no PB, leave it there for 20 minutes, if the dog hasn’t eaten throw it out. The dog gets NOTHING else until it’s next scheduled mealtime. Repeat. It may take a day or two of this but the dog will not volentarily starve itself. Then DON’T give the dog anything but its dogfood from then on. Problem solved.
I think somebody posted before about a couple got all sorts of nasty infections due to having the dog sleep with them all the time. The woman even got some dog hair in her vagina. It’s truly disgusting. Sleeping with the dog, especially in the covers, is a very stupid idea.
I hate to be vulgar but, I think we all know how the woman got the dog hair in her vagina.
3.if your dog is able to lift up the lid, then seat, to drink, you must keep ,your shithouse door closed. How the hell ,is your shithouse supposed to air out? 4. Who gives a rat’s ass what your shit machine enjoys? It pays no taxes; so it has no civil right to “enjoy” a beach. Even if you try to pick up; you won’t get all the shit, and any of the piss. People walking on the beach don’t want to step in any shit residue you didn’t get, or any of its’ piss. Can’t there be any places without the unwelcome, unnecessary, unwanted presence of mutts? 8 Never a wrong time for a nap? Are you unemployed, or retired? Is that why you can nap at any time?
thanks so much, cherry, some very good points, there,
you are AWESOME!
I gagged seeing the lady kiss her dog. Ugh, find it so disgusting.
oh, by the way, to Karen Ninnyhead who suggested that we have “fun” with this site…I AM having fun here, posting link of “doggie” silliness and stupidity, this does qualify as FUN, for me at least!
(I am serious, though, about my dog-hate)
Well, after a conversation with the SO last night I realized I am on target to have NO fun this summer. We were supposed to join a friend of his on a camping trip but his friend gave him the wrong date and now it’s booked up where he works so he can’t change it. I would be okay just doing a weekend in the mountains but that probably isn’t going to happen either because A) we’re so broke and especially B) SOMEONE has to be home to feed the god damn dog. We can’t afford to board the piece of shit. Fuck I have having this useless THING sucking us dry financially and ruining our fun. I have a friend and he and his family invited me to go on a camping trip which the SO won’t be able to go to but I’m seriously thinking about doing it. I don’t see how I’m going to have any fun otherwise. He loved to sit at home with his stinking shithound-well let him. Maybe while he’s here alone he can get his ass in gear and brush and bathe the stinking filthy beast.
KaD, that sucks! If a fleabag stood between me and a much-needed vacation, I would kill the fleabag. Maybe you’ll get lucky and it will die before summer comes.
If there’s anything I’m NOT it’s lucky.
I’m thinking about giving the dog a new name. Killjoy.
You should give it the new name of “CORPSE”.
I like your idea better.
Even my brother-in-law and his wife never have fun. They wanted to go visit a relative, but could not because that relative would not take in the dog and the brother-in-law did not have money for doggy daycare. I feel for you. I guess you may just have to go out alone and have during the camping trip.
*have fun during the camping trip.
I will, believe me. Dog free is fun right there. We actually went out with friends tonight and made the dog wait two hours later for its food and guess what? No big deal. The dog didn’t die. So what’s the big f-ing deal all the time.
After reading the ridiculous comment that suggested that we dislike dogs because we’re scared of them, I decided that I would share a bit of my history. First, as I have mentioned before, I am an animal lover. Second, I have had experience with many different animals. Indoors: dogs, cats, guinea pigs, rats, mice, rabbits, hedgehogs, and lots of fish and such in several aquariums. Outdoors: chickens, turkeys, goats, pigs, peacocks, and geese. Those are all animals that I have lived with. That doesn’t include the animals that family or friends own, like horses and cows. Now, of all the animals I’ve known, dogs are the only ones that I’ve found to be intolerable, at least when they’re indoors (I’ve never had an outside dog). They are BY FAR the loudest, the worst smelling (at least by indoor pet standards, thought I’m not sure any of the outdoor animals smell as bad), the most annoying, needy, and obnoxious. Dogs have ALWAYS pissed me off. However, when I was younger, I hid the fact that I wasn’t big on dogs. I think it was partly because I like animals so much, and partly because, well, EVERYONE likes dogs, right? In fact, I even managed to hide it from myself to some degree. I finally woke up when I was 20 (I’m now almost 25, so not that long ago). I had a boyfriend that had a dog. For the most part, she was a good dog. She rarely barked, she was never aggressive, she wasn’t too annoying. He wasn’t a bad owner, either, because he obviously trained her, and when she was outside, she was on a leash. But, he let her hump his leg. Pretty often. She tried it on me, and I said, “No, thanks.” I should thank those two, because that’s when I finally accepted the fact that I can’t stand dogs. It was a great feeling. I finally realized that there is nothing wrong with me. Disliking dogs doesn’t mean you have a mental problem, contrary to what many dog lovers believe. It doesn’t mean you’re scared of them, either. A little fear in certain situations, like when a stray pit bull glares at you, is a good thing. But I’m not scared of dogs in general. I mean, I don’t like seafood either, but I’m not scared of it.
Stinking, barking, humping, growling, drooling, menacing, and ugliness or utter silliness in appearance. Those are the reasons I hate dogs.
It’s not silly to be afraid of dogs. It’s common sense, in most cases. Trust your instincts.
Humping is a dominance issue for a dog. If the dog’s doing that to you it’s telling you you’re lower on the chain of command. Again, the owner is a knucklehead to let their dog act like this.
I don’t like dogs because they’re filthy, smelly, mostly UNcontrolled by their dazed owners, expensive, needy, loud and shit everywhere.
I don’t like dogs because they make lousy targets. Always trying to move and spoil my shot.
Many people in Brooklyn are filthy, smelly, uncontrolled, dazed(booze, drugs and/or mental illness), run up expensive bills somebody ends up ,paying, needy, loud(anytime of the day or night, just ask their neighbors, or the police), and shit all over people. Some even shit, and piss, on the street. Like dogs. Many Brooklynites are real sons of bitches/bitches.
James, please don’t go there. It doesn’t matter what condition those people in Brooklyn are, they are still people. Part of our species. Please don’t compare them to dogs. It hurts me when anybody dehumanizes a person. Point being that they can improve themselves, even if just a little bit. A dog will always be just what it is.I am not comparing you but, Hitler had to dehumanize the Jews before he started exterminating them. Blacks had to be dehumanized before they could be cast into the worst condition of human slavery ever. I know you meant well when you made your statement but, the dog lovers already call us mean and callous. That would be all they need to read to confirm it in their warped minds. Please be careful of your words Brother. I know what you are trying to say but, it really sounds terrible. Any human can improve themselves. A dog has no such capability.
James, you just made me think of Malcolm X. He had fallen into the worst dregs of American society, drugs, alcohol, prostitution, burglary, robbery, deviant sex…….you name it. Sent to prison he had the opportunity to finally use his mind. He read dictionaries, encyclopedias, the Bible and Koran and, other great works. Released early from prison, he started a ministry that changed the lives of millions. He is known as one of the most talented, dynamic speakers of the twentieth century. I would like to see a dog rival that accomplishment.
I’m not trying to dehumanize anybody, or be mean or callus. Many humans, in Brooklyn and elsewhere, don’t behave very well. I’m not trying to be anti-human. I’m just pointing that out. Before people, or an individual person, chooses to improve(if they do); someone, often more than one person, might have to point out(often, more than once) that their behavior is not very good. If poorly socialized, maladjusted people own animals, they will not train their animals to behave properly. While people around them are waiting for them to decide to improve themselves(or trying to move somewhere else to get away from them); the ways they choose to behave, in many ways, will, unfortunately, resemble, in many ways, that of a dog that was never trained to behave right around people. I’m not trying to dehumanize people, or be mean and callus; this is how some people choose to use their human capacity of free will.
The past couple of days I have been watching some TV and EVERY COMMERCIAL that has been on — regardless of what they are
selling has a DOG somewhere in it. One even has a dog licking a woman’s face and she smiles and brushes it away. On the mouth.
Gag. Is this “subliminal advertising.” in that maybe if we see so many dogs we will like or want one. HEAR ME SCREAM. NO NO NO!!!!
I hear you talking Sister. I was watching a commercial for our local bus line. It showed people standing on the stops, looking at their watches as they left home, smiling as the buses arrived on schedule. All the things that make people interested in riding the bus. All this to a lively jingle and narration. At the very end as the jingle was closing out the commercial, they switched to a short scene of a dog eating from his bowl. What in the world that had to do with the commercial is beyond me. It made no sense at all. They’ll do anything to get a dog on everywhere today.
Today, I watch “The Lord of The Rings: The Return Of The King”, at 8:00, on Ch. 37. It gave me an idea for a good name for a dog. Preferably, a dog with a very evil disposition, that produces a lot of filthy shit and piss. The name is: Sarumon. Shortly after the movie started, Treebeard, one of the Ents(talking, walking trees), says that the filth of Sarumon(the embodiment of evil) is being washed away. Today, in Brooklyn, it rained heavily, and some of the filth deposited on the streets of Brooklyn by its numerous canines must have washed down the sewers. Into the oceans; onto the beaches. Unlike Tolkien’s Ents, the trees of Brooklyn can’t walk, or talk, to escape being pissed on by Brooklyn’s mutts, or complain about it. Excessive dog piss can kill a tree. Trees provide shade, oxygen. If you have a tree in front of your house, you might put a small metal fence around it to keep it from being pissed on by mutts. Even if the muttkeeper cleans up the shit; the piss could kill the tree. Then you have a dead tree in front of your house. And it might be quite a while before the city removes it. Sarumon would be a very good name for a pitbull, or Rottweiler, with a very evil disposition, that produces a lot of filth. And is owned by a slob who won’t pick up, or lick up, “the filth of Sarumon”. Then, when it rains, and the shit is being washed down the drain into the sewer, the neighbors, if they know the mutts’ name, and are fans of “The Lord Of The Rings” novels and/or movies, can say, “The filth of Sarumon is being washed away”. A sick joke about a sick situation.
A better name for those filthy dogs would be “Deceased”. All that filth washing down the storm drains could be dangerous. Some communities collect some of their drinking water from storm drains. Yes they clean up the water but, according to E.P.A standards, some levels of bacteria and chemicals are acceptable. What a horrid thought.
Another good dog name would be Beelzebub(Hebrew for “Lord of the flies’). Just as the Lord, in Exudos, provided the Israelites with free food every day; dogs in Brooklyn, and elsewhere, provide flies with free food every day. If flies were intelligent lifeforms; they might base their religion on worship of the particular dog that dropped food down for them every day.
Teacup dogs for sale from $3500~$16000+USD.
Korean breeders are smart in taking advantage of the dog pandemic here in North America.
I’m honestly laughing my head off for anyone paying this much for a “teacup” dog (teacup itself is a result of irresponsible breeding but I’m not gonna go there).
Oops forgot the link: http://www.boutiqueteacuppuppies.com/catalog/sale-puppies-38-1.html
Go ahead, go there. Maybe one of the dog loving spies is reading this and will know that we know how stupid they are.
Went to the teacup puppy site. Imagine dog owners having the nerve to call someone else a troll. They have a whole page about it. We all here know who the worst trolls existing are today. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Anybody with this much money to waste needs to be put in a much higher tax bracket.
Either that or a straight-jacket.
Hilarious remark!
Last night when I worked at the theater I asked if “comfort snakes” were still permitted to be brought in. Answer: “NO.” However, I was told that one night a woman brought one of those TINY dogs into the show in her purse. The theater manager said it could not be permitted but the woman said it was a “comfort animal.” People will try anything.
Someone who uses mental or emotional discomfort to carry their pet everywhere is dishonest or in need of medication.
Well I was just out walking the hairbag and had another nasty incident with a spaced out dog owner. I was walking by when she ‘just happened to open the garage door’ with her THREE shithounds running loose inside. The dogs saw me and two came running and mobbed me; the third was a little more distracted but saw me and came over too-across the street where it damn near got hit by a car. It must have been close because the dipshit let out a scream, then called me a fuckingn bitch. How was it my fault she wasn’t in control of her shithounds? And how about having ONE dog you can keep track of instead of three? I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE dog owners.
Awww..I am so sorry. That stupid woman was out of her mind. Many animal owners ironically are neither responsible nor willing to take responsibility for their pets.
If that car had changed course to avoid hitting shithound #3, an accident might have occurred, killing or crippling people. That’s why South Africa had a law banning drivers from changing course to avoid hitting a dog. That’s another reason dogs should always be leashed outside; the stupid thing might run in front of a car, and the driver, while trying to avoid hitting it, might hit another car, or a pedestrian. Maybe you should asked a cop to give her a ticket for disorderly conduct. And another one for allowing her unleashed mutts in public(if your area has any laws against that).
Another case of life gone to the dogs: Brooklyn-born actor Nick Santino committed suicide Wednesday, The New York Post reports.
Nick Santino,
The soap opera star was wracked with grief after his beloved pit bull Rocco was euthanized Tuesday — the same day Santino turned 47.
Apparently there had been complaints to the apartment management about the dog. Boo Hoo. Not even to mention the stupidity of allowing a tenant to have a dog that kills people. Sorry about the guy but good riddance doggie. People REALLY need to get a frigging grip where their animals are concerned.
http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/soap-opera-actor-nick-santino-commits-suicide-at-47-1664068.story
10000000000000 reasons why i love dogs.. here we go.. lol
This is from a dog lover. And the fact that he or she says things like these, really make me feel revolted with dog owners.
“I feel sorry for you! Dogs are the only animal that cares more about you than it cares about it’s self. If my house smells like dog and you don’t like it, than stay the hell out of my house. Secondly if my dog don’t like you than neither would I. You have the right to not like dogs, but dogs have a right to not like you. You poor person you truely don’t know what you are missing.”
Some guy expressing a VALID opinion on why he hates dogs gets this really stupid reply. I hate how we live in a world like 1984 and expressing ones own thought apparently is forbidden if they are not like those of the masses. Why is it so hard for their puny brains to comprehend that everyone has a different opinion. The guy who wrote the article who got this comment never even asked this person to come to their home. Why are all dog lovers i have ever met illiterate?
I hate being told that i am an unfortunate soul, pathetic, inhumane, cruel and untrustworthy because i hate dogs. Where in Gods name is it written that loving a revolting animal is the gold standard of what sort of person you are?
I hate having my beautiful house made filthy by a dog. Even medical journals have time and time again scientifically documented the health hazards dogs present and how filthy the animal is. Even the cleanest dog still releases glandular substances that can turn any home revolting. I have NEVER EVER seen a clean home with a dog and i have seen hundreds.
It is so bloody obvious to the intellectual population that a dog greets you at the door the dumb animal has been genetically plundered such that the beast cannot be left alone. It is trying to satisfy its own needs for attention by greeting you. It is happy to see you because you are the provider of food and attention and not because of some superhuman gift of loving you unconditionally.
Try leaving a door open and see that your precious revolting animal will run away. Why do you think leashes and the like are used.
Dogs are INCAPABLE of love that is unconditional. Stop feeding the beast and you’ll see how unconditional its love is. It is a needy animal that cannot be left alone and that is why it follows the owner. NOT because of LOVE! It also shows attention to humans when treats and it receiving attention are in the picture. THIS MEANS THAT A DOGS SO CALLED LOVE IS CONDITIONAL!!!!!!
Ignore the beast and it will destroy your home by chewing your furniture and leaving messes around. What sort of unconditional love is this? It only licks and stays close to people because it fears being alone and needs attention so it follows the owner around in hope to get it. It also follows and is nice to the owner who is the source of food. Have you not heard the phrase bite not the hand that feeds you!? This animal also performs menial tricks if you have a treat or if it gets attention and without either it will not. If this so called holy creature really had unconditional love for you, it would perform tricks with no need for anything in return. Dogs are really selfish and opportunistic animals that appeal to emotional basket-cases because of the many myths about its superhuman qualities which are being spread.
Dogs give you affection because you give it food and attention. Therefore dogs provide CONDITIONAL AFFECTION!
I hate the sound dogs make whether it is that bark which sounds worse that scratching nails on a blackboard OR the constant whimpering and whining because you have taken a few moments to yourself and the beast cannot stand that it is not receiving the attention.
I would never get a dog because i don’t let cuteness fool me. since i know that under the cute exterior is a bloody mess of an animal that will ruin the cleanliness of your home, ruin your schedule, ruin your sleep, suck you money dry, ruin your personal time and vacations and above all plunder your sanity.
Why the fuck should i spend money on a revolting animal that is not worth a penny and who gives me nothing in return!
I’m not an insane moron to bring an animal into my home and let it destroy my peace and existence.
I don’t give a horses ass that dog lovers are repulsed by my dislike of dogs since the rewards that i receive speak for themselves. I live in a clean abode. I don’t have to waste my hard earned money on an animal when it go into many vacations, great novels, going to the cinemas and buying all the other amazing things that make my home feel like heaven. I don’t pick up shit after a revolting animal. I don’t waste time providing attention to an animal and wasting time on it since i can provide that attention to PEOPLE who deserve it and to myself. I am not bothered by whimpering and whining and all my beautiful home possessions are clean and intact. I don’t waste money on the animals needs and vet visits thus i can get all the things i want. I don’t hear barking and my social life is unhindered.
And if dog lovers find my stance revolting and hate me, well the feeling is mutual! I live a peaceful life where i have no added headache being brought upon me by an animal and i live a fabulous life so judge me if you want but frakly i don’t give a shit!
I agree entirely! Last night I was watching a show on Alaska where a guy had a goat and he told someone; “I like having an animal that gives something back, like meat or milk”. HURRAH! I feel the same way. Why would anyone waste money on a dog that is just a filthy needy neurotic animal and a money pit when they could have an animal that gives them milk, eggs, or meat? Dogs just ruin everything.
“if my house smells like dog and you don’t like it, than [typo intended] stay the hell out of my house.”
You bet we will. However, does the smell really just get confined in the house? Do you not get it on yourself too before you go into public (aka groceries)? Do you not let your dog poop/pee OUTSIDE of your property? Don’t give me the “i stink but it’s none of your business” deal. It is, because you DO impose your dirty ways on the public by stinking yourself and mostly, contaminating the environment simply by having a dog.
Even if you do pick up after your dog, there’s still small amount of shit left on the grass that picking up can not possibly get rid of it all. Where does the shit go? NOWHERE. It’s a source of polution. If you truly confine your dog’s stink, as well as it’s excrements, inside YOUR HOUSE, then I guarantee you I have not a single problem with that.
“but dogs have a right to not like you”
Dogs are property under the law. They have no rights. That’s right, that means, if your dog snarls at people because it doesn’t like the people, it’s unacceptable, period. That means, if your dog hurts people because it doesn’t like the people, you pay. I hate how dog nuts think “my dog has a right to hate you” so that “it’s perfectly natural and definiely not my dog’s fault if it decides to be agressive towards you”. Confounding logic, bleh.
“you poor person you truely don’t know what you are missing.”
Oh trust me, we do, and we love it.
I live with a dog so yes, I know very well what I’m missing. The ability to breathe freely. The money to go out and have fun. A clean house. A stink free house. No hair on my clothes. Sleep. Privacy.
I straightened out a woman on this. She said if her dog bit someone it’s their fault because they don’t know how to act around dogs. I told her no, it’s YOUR fault for not properly socializing, training, and controlling your beast and the law WILL see it that way. The average dog bite claim is over $26,000 and can result in criminal charges so an aggressive dog is not to be taken lightly.
Cherry, agreed. I despise these people who think that disliking dogs makes us mentally unstable and ill. In fact dog worship is a form of mental illness and undeniable sociopath-like behaviour.
Having an animal in your life is headache that never goes away. At least the headaches we get from our jobs or families are worth its since we get some pleasure out of both but in the case of a dog, no happiness is to be gotten. The dog is a waste of space, money and time from which i can get nothing worthy in return, nor would i want anything. Dogs are a burden that just doesn’t bring anything worthwhile in return.
And dog lovers will protect their sacred dog but their arguments have no substantial weight or evidence. A dog lover will say 3 things to a non-dog lover
a) Only insults with no intellectual rebuttal or calling us inhumane and pathetic and dishing out immature insults showing how mentally underdeveloped dog lovers are. They will never accept freedom of thought and differences in opinion.
b) Turning the debate into one about children and making senseless comparisons but not supporting their chosen animal with a conclusive intelligent yet tolerating stance. Its like they know how revolting their beast is but the only way they can say support their stance is by bad-mouthing children but giving no conclusive proof regarding why the dog is good. Yes you can bad-mouth children but that still doesn’t help your argument about why dogs are great. Turning a debate about dogs into children is a classic case of denial and deviation from the case at hand however it has no bearing on why dogs are apparently so good.
c) Using the old myth of unconditional love even if the animal is an out of control monster. And in my rant above, i have disproved this myth.
Wow Trisha, reading your comments after yet another run-in with the dog loving in-laws is like a huge breath of fresh air. I feel very validated and happy. My feelings EXACTLY.
I’m glad you enjoy them Roses.
All i say is the truth that dog lovers don’t want to hear.
In addition, I hate these bitches who think a dog is a God sent angel when in fact it is a revolting piece of trash worth less than its own excrement!
I hate being told dogs are Gods creatures when in fact humans created them by domesticating wolves. They are unnatural genetic mistakes. They are not Gods creatures but a revolting mistake made by humankind.
The worst thing people say is dog is God spelled backwards. This is such BS. Yes in English it is. English, a language created form Saxon tongues, however in languages predating English and especially Hebrew, the language in which the Bible was written, dog IS NOT God spelled backwards. No religious text was ever written in English and in each text, dog is not God spelled backwards.
Lol so true! It is sad when we live in a dog loving society. It is even worse when our close friends and family join the bandwagon. Now suddenly we have to make adjustments for these fucking pets, and suffer strained social relations, etc by our attitudes. Dog lovers seem to be narrow-minded and fanatical about their dog loving, because I know deep inside they sense they are ridiculous people who have made ridiculous choices. Like my stupid brother-in-law.
In real sense, dogs are very selfish and opportunistic creatures. They are always whining and whimpering for attention, always following people around inorder to get it and always doing things like waiting at the door to receive attention and ruining things once again to get attention and get noticed.. Do you see a pattern? I do. Dogs are doing all these things because of their weak mentality whereby they cannot be left alone and do everything they do to be given attention. People think they do all this because of love when in fact they do it for themselves. Now peoples egos are grossly inflated and fragile so they believe all this waiting at the door and following you around is the all about the human and how the animal sees them as the center of its universe. Egoistic much! People are desperate to think they are seen as Gods in a putrid and revolting animals eyes. The dog is doing all this to satisfy its own needs of yet i say it again, TO RECEIVE ATTENTION! There is no difference between a dog and its owner. Both want to be the center of someones universe, very egoistic.
This is exactly why burglars lure dogs away with food and attention and the animal is putty in their hands. Dogs are incapable of loving anyone but themselves. Everything they do is inorder to receive attention or food but dumb humans think its all about dogs loving humans. Dogs will be anybody’s ‘best friend’ if they get attention and food. Unconditional love my ass!
And most of all i am repulsed by the term ‘companion animal’ when it comes to dogs. If you need an animal as a companion, there is something wrong with your brain.
Whenever I hear the term ‘companion animal’ that to me says the person isn’t capable of getting a REAL (human) companion.
10 Reasons I Hate Children
#1 They are loud. SCREEEEEECH!! SCREEECH!! WAAAHHH!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
#2 They are dirty. They lay down their shit, toys, food, slobber, GERMS wherever they are – In the house, in the store, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with the flu and I don’t even have kids… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
#3 They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect upholstery (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
#4 They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
#5 They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
#6 They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some babies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive species.
#7 They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
#8 They wreck stuff. Gooey, sticky, stinky, filthy, selfish.
#9 They render homes unusable. Don’t you dare walk with bare feet!
#10 Two killed my neighbors dog. Pinned it to a board and beat it to death with bricks.
Whatever. If you hate kids that’s your choice. That’s also a different board. Try http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/
Bye now.
A child can be bathed everyday, a dog cannot be.
A child can lift the toilet seat and learn to wipe his/her butt clean. A dog will simply lick its butt clean.
Infancy is a temporary phase of existence. Animalhood is not.
Children who are out of control generally don’t have parents who can invest that much time in them. But these same children, when they grow up, will be repairing the plumbing at your home or discovering cures for various diseases. A pet is never going to be useful, and people are now engineering mechanical solutions for every type of situation and problem – any kind of disability, etc – animals aren’t needed any more to serve human needs…the horse driven carriage (often dangerous and susceptible to mood swings) is outdated.
My husband and I will never have children ourselves – we know it is a big responsibility and I do not want this responsibility ever. I also don’t want animals. But I sure as hell know the human beings who can contribute to society are crucial to my well being – I cannot think of pets contributing to society in any meaningful way at all except imagined. Wild animals help crops grow and provide meat, but home and apartment kept pets are generally useless.
I am grateful to the parents who do raise children, something I will never want to do. Lots of people aren’t that great parents, and make mistakes, but most people turn out just fine and help you and me – help run stores, help in keeping my house clean, help deliver my Amazon orders, help invent new products and start amazing businesses, etc. I am not cut out to be a parent, there are sacrifices and hard work is needed, but I am sure as hell glad there are people out there who do want to be parents… if everyone felt like me, the human race would be extinct in a few generations. I don’t hate kids, even parents who do a pretty bad job… though some families do need help, I admit.
When I think of pet owners, I feel no gratitude at all. I just bewail their stupidity for messing up neighborhoods, and for wasting everyone’s time and money on artificially kept animals that will never give the pleasure of growth or real love. Artifically kept animals who are not meant to live in small homes and apartments, most homes in the US don’t even have large enough gardens!!! Space is hard to get in an apartment complex (the worst) or your suburban neighborhood (better), and the stink of shit is hard to air out.
I probably, would not enjoy spending too much time with people who had small kids who were ill-behaved, or even well behaved small kids. Kids do take up a lot of time and attention – they need it. Kids without the right upbringing, do suffer. If my gal pals became pregnant, a freewheeling existence of trips planned on the spur of the moment, may be less possible.
But the key point here is “too” much. I usually have no problem meeting people with small kids, without their small kids around. It may affect how much time they can spend with me or the kinds of programs we can have together, but I have never had a problem. However, even if there were a problem, I wouldn’t resent it if someone with small kids couldn’t hang out that much with me. I sure as hell resent it when I cannot meet my brother-in-law because of his fucking animals.
And many times, kids keep to themselves and do not need that much parental attention. That is why, if a kid is occupied, it is possible for a person like me to meet someone with kids and enjoy. Give a kid an Ipad or some games to play, and I can talk to my gal pal without any problems. Parents generally have to be good at giving their kids distractions and fun, if they can do that it is fun for even me to hang out with people with small kids.
Kids can keep to themselves, play games and be distracted with their friends, leaving the adults alone. I have honestly in the right situations, never had an issue having fun with people who have small kids.
All these good points and potential of kids, do animals have any of that? No, fucking no. They can never improve, and even with other animal companions occupying them will never go past the dependency stage for most basic needs. So I hope with my perspective, I help you understand pets do not deserve adjustments or tolerance.
And when I am in a house with children, I at least know they have had their daily baths! And honestly, most of the children, even small children, I have ever met have been well behaved.
I’m sorry, but are you like, stupid or something? Really? This isn’t funny.
Yeah, it seems like she’s REALLY stupid alright.
Children grow up eventually and contribute to society. Not dogs.
Just look at these horrible fucking creatures!
http://hcdg.org/service.animals.htm
Read this article about service dogs attacking people:
http://www.sfweekly.com/2009-06-17/news/service-with-a-snarl/
We were already looking at a horrible fucking creature when you posted your picture. What makes you think that children are a different species than you? I would say that they are just by looking at you but, unfortunately they are of the same species as you. Let’s just hope that none of them grow up to look like you or, be as stupid as you. By the way. Did it ever occur to you that you were a child once also. Probably the ugliest gremlin in the nursery.
OMG Anthony, that made me laugh so hard!
Monkees used as service animals have to have all of their teeth extracted first.
And yet filthy dogs can bite people over and over and thier teeth don’t get removed. This should happen after the FIRST bite.
After the first bite , the mutt should be euthanized, or killed, butchered, cooked, eaten. The owner should be sued. Dogs should have some of their teeth removed as a preventive measure, before they bite. Removing them after they bite is like locking the barn door after the horse is stolen.
Ugh… this one is particularly deplorable… and both so ugly…
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/46168614/ns/today-today_pets_and_animals/t/lucas-juno-special-bond-rescue-dog-dying-boy/
I’m officially requesting that this dog loving TROLL be banned please.
She put her real picture on?? And now I see what you mean, people comparing children to dogs are very DISTRACTING. In the end, children are members of the HUMAN RACE, whoever chooses to bear them or invest time and money in them (and surely it is useful when some people are there to do so to continue our species!). How can stupid fucking pets be worth investing time in, at all.
Ah yes, a german shephard, one of the top five biting breeds. One ripped a two years old childs throat out in front of his mother last year. It was the family pet. I’d never trust a german shephard.
http://dogbitelaw.com/dangerous-vicious-dogs/canine-homicides-july-2006-to-present.html
Courses on canine homicides, bites, injuries, diseases must be made mandatory in all schools. To be responsible drivers, people must be educated to the deaths and injuries that result from irresponsible driving. To be responsible animal owners(if people choose to own animals) people must be educated about the potential hazards they pose. Irresponsible driving, and irresponsible animal ownership, both cause deaths, injuries, medical bills, take up the time and resources of police, courts, the prison system. No reasonable person, including car owners and those in the auto industry, would oppose education about deaths and injuries from bad driving as being “anti-car”, or say that shows a hatrd of cars and their owners. All schools should immediately start teaching students, at all grades, the dangers of irresponsible animal ownership, and the potential dangers posed by animals. To hell with protests by “animal lovers”, and “animal rights” groups! America does not need $100 million yearly medical bills from dog bites! That adds up to $1 billion in 10 years!
I see someone is laughing at us “misfits” yet again…
ohhh Pippi, you think you’re so COOL!
Here a cute story about a little by who was mauled by his neighbors german shephard while saving his little brother from the vicious dog: http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/118794/6_Year_Old_Hero_Saves
Far more children are mauled by dogs that saved. Look at these kids, disfigured for life because someone failed to control thier animal: http://www.dogsbite.org
As for the kid in the picture I’m sorry he’s sick and glad he found some comfort but a teddy bear probably would have done just as well and not put the child at risk of having his face tore off.
I just read an article about how difficult it is to “adopt” a dog. Seems you have to fill out many forms and can be REJECTED (for wanting a DOG???) if you are away from your apartment, single, etc. It would be easier to adopt a child, apparently. I did not enclose the article because it was way too DUMB…
Good. There are too damn many people who have too damn many dogs already. The less get adopted the more get put down and the fewer are barking all the time.
Another example of how stupid, illogical dog nuts are.
Judge Judy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsPV9-l3H0&feature=related
Woman claims her dog’s hair was cut too short, so she wants $5000 in compensation even though she didn’t pay the stylist. She argues that her dog suffered emotional stress because of the bad haircut (LMAO), and that her dog would “never be the same again”. Typical, right?
I watched that Judge Judy you posted. It was hilarious. Judy
just read her the riot act non stop. Imagine $5,000 for a bad
dog haircut. “My dog will never be the same.” And, she brought up the fact the dog had diarrhea too — from the cut.
Talk about projecting one’s feeling onto the dog. To go on national TV and say something that stupid…. The dog can’t care at all about its “haircut”. Suing for $5000 is INSANE.
Suing at all in her case is insane. Fur grows back.
Sounds like she was just money grubbing.
What an idiot! The haircut gave her dog diarrhea? Really? I’m glad Judy basically told her to shove it up her ass. Anyone that tries to sue someone over something that stupid needs to sit in jail for at least a week. It would give them a chance to think about how dumb they are and to sort out their priorities. And how did she come up with that particular amount? Even if she did have a case, $5000 is quite extreme. Not only is it just hair, it’s DOG hair! If she’s that particular about how her dogs are groomed, she needs to learn how to do it herself.
Has anyone read this story?
Soap Opera Actor Killed Himself After Euthanizing Dog
http://www.aceshowbiz.com › News › Celebrity Gossip
1 day ago – All My Children actor Nick Santino committed suicide because he felt he has betrayed Rocco by claiming the pet’s life.
This guy needed a human friend.
Holy smokes! This guy was pathologically obsessed with his dog! Suicide, yet another drawback of being way way too into dogs.
Yeah, I posted that earlier.
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