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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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mfatpony@aol.com September 2, 2017 at 9:25 pm

Expect all shelters to stop serving their local communities to haul in the misplaced bear traps.

John J Cardella September 3, 2017 at 10:56 am

I was so happy to come across this website. I HATE dogs. I have cats; Every cat I have ever had was due to a rescue; my heart cannot cast them aside. I took one in last winter, zero degrees and the owner would not let it in the house. Once a negligent dog owner (which many of them are) had its Rottweiler running loose. It came into our yard, attacked our poor defenseless cat that we rescued (all alone in the wild with NO claws; I am a huge advocate against declawing!), put her in its mouth and snapped her back in half. Why anyone would want an animal that constantly makes incessant noise is beyond me. I despise barking dogs. I often go on my porch and scream, “SHUT UP” at the neighbor’s dog. They STINK; they have the most putrid acrid odor. I keep my litter boxes clean; not that I want to smell it all the time, but I can handle the occasional urine or feces odor of a cat … but dogs, they make me want to gag. Dogs HAVE to be tied up – they cannot run around freely like cats. Last summer I was accosted by a pit bull. It stood in front of me barking; I froze. It nearly lunged at me when I reached to get my cell to call the police. So glad there is a community of people like me who realize what useless animals dogs are! I wouldn’t piss in a cup if a dog needed a drink from dehydration.

mfatpony@aol.com September 5, 2017 at 10:18 pm

John J Cardella- I’m a cat lover but that’s not why I’m here. I hate dogs separate from any affection I have for other animals. I despise the unnatural mutants. People will say that cats are killing wildlife but where I live dogs kill EVERYTHING from songbirds to livestock. They yowl and howl while their owners act like it’s normal to pollute your home with their dogs noise crap. Do what I did. I made a megaphone out of cardboard and went at it telling the dog owners what I thought of them using no profane language I called them lazy worthless inconsiderate losers and informed them that while AC might drag their feet I was recording the nonstop barking and planned on suing. I told them I was going to video from the road an put it on youtube and FB. You should see some of the text messages I sent my stupid BIL I was going to start posting those links to their dogs yowling all night on his church FB, twitter. I posted a comment on the Church FB that maybe the preacher should give a sermon about shutting your dogs up. Double funny since they’re blocked on FB and everyone but those two seen it. LMAO. If you don’t stand your ground you’ll be living in your house with the windows shut and fans going to try and block the insanity. And it doesn’t work. I wish I’d pulled out the big ball of nasty long ago. You can’t reason with dog owners.
A trusting cat that was mostly feral was killed, ripped in half by two worthless loose beasts feet from me. I had to hear that little cat scream its last breath in mindless pain while those vile creatures wagged their tails. Thankfully between my husband and a neighbor they were properly destroyed. Filthy creatures.

mfatpony@aol.com September 8, 2017 at 6:43 am

BTW doggers will try and tell you it’s natural for their dogs to kill your cats. I shut one idiot neighbor up once by asking him how he would feel if my chickens ran into his yard at 2AM and shredded his dogs all over the yard. He sputtered a bit but couldn’t really come up with a reply. They let them out to crap everywhere but are offended if you return that crap to their yard. The ones that bag it up think any garbage can is theirs to use or they toss it somewhere. Yep that’s right the doggers actually pick up the steaming pile in a bag and then toss it somewhere else. Over a bush, a fence anywhere out of view. That’s stupid on a whole other level.

Had Enough w/Canines September 11, 2017 at 9:21 am

Just a heads up: I listen to our scanner for LAPD and am finding a lot of calls for stray pitbulls is in the morning 8 – about 9am.
Why do you suppose that is? People not securing them properly or they run out the door and owners don’t bother to find them?

mfatpony@aol.com September 11, 2017 at 6:09 pm

Had Enough w/Canines They are left to roam in case there are any stray children that need a nanny…or to crap in the neighbors yard.

Virgil September 14, 2017 at 11:44 pm

Totally agree to all of the above.
In addition I think dogs are stupid. That stupid barking everytime when you pass by, they never learn that there is no threat.
But dogs are only as unbearable as their owners are incompetent.
Properly trained dogs are ok. Eg. rescue dogs, guide dogs etc.

mfatpony@aol.com September 16, 2017 at 8:22 am

Virgil-the trouble is you can no longer tell at first glace ( sometimes ) when a dog is and isn’t an actual service dog.
Yes dogs act stupid because the owners have convinced themselves it’s acceptable to have an obnoxious dog because training them isn’t nearly as much fun as getting the praise because you have a rescued dog lunging around on the end of your leash.

mfatpony@aol.com September 17, 2017 at 5:48 am

Virgil- BTW that is one of my biggest complaints about dogs and their shiftless owners. Their need to bark at everything , endlessly and the mutt owner who knows they can’t control the damn thing so they just decide to subject everyone around them to the noise pollution and become hostile when you confront them.

dogsfromhell September 17, 2017 at 5:30 pm
AnkleBiter September 17, 2017 at 7:31 pm

Live by the pitt, die by the pitt.

E.F September 17, 2017 at 7:59 pm

I was watching one of those funny compilation shows you find on the TV nowadays, there’s not one fricking episode I can remember that doesn’t have a dog in it, I grew up watching these shows like Funniest Home Videos, way back in 05 or whatever, they featured humans being silly, but now it’s all about the damn animals. Well today I was watching this one video of a woman trying to do gymnastics in her living room when her dogs come up to her and start dry humping her ass, THIS out of all the funny videos featured was nominated as one of the funniest in the show by the people watching, all I could think of was what the scene seemed to portray “oh how funny, rape me again, rape me again furbaby, that felt goooood” it’s freaking gross, not funny. I was trying to find the exact video on YT but it turns out there are SO MANY dog-humping kids probably uploaded for fetishist nutters to fap at.

MissEB47 September 17, 2017 at 7:59 pm

Mfatpony and Virgil-that’s also what I also hate about dogs. The way they totally freak out whenever someone walks past. I am so sick of dogs barking at me while I am innocently going about my business. I am just walking down the street and these vicious mutts are barking at me, telling me how much they want to eat my face. I lived on a street where two poodles that looked like mop heads, would literally do back flips at the sight of me, growling and gnashing their teeth at me. They did this every day until I moved out. All that hostility just for walking down the street! Of course dog owners think it is acceptable to have their dogs auditory assault passers-by. That’s how selfish they are. I wonder how they would feel if I had a tiger or a lion that would try to eat them every time they walked past?

E.F September 17, 2017 at 8:08 pm

MFP,
It is natural for dogs to kill other animals, but that’s no excuse for the owners to not own up to the fact that it’s a bad thing. This is probably the biggest reason why I hate dogs, they kill more humans than spiders, snakes and sharks combined, they’re vicious, unpredictable killing machines and yet the retarded ignorance found in basically every community in our western countries makes me cringe to the point of wanting to inflict myself with wounds until I’m a brainless retard in a chair incapable of remembering the stupidity of our human race. I’m a biosecurity officer, my job is to legally catch and kill birds, and I work for the government, but birds are still my favourite animal, I don’t get butterflies in my stomach when I kill them, nor do I feel guilt, I understand the impact of pests and I can’t think of a bigger pest than the dog, the only real native dog species to my country is the Dingo, and they’re the only dog unprotected by law in my country, they’re not even a pest to the majority of Australians, people here are winging about the muslims and asylum seekers, me too to be fair, but these idiots don’t realise that they harbour an invasive pest that does more damage than the f*cking terrorists arriving in our country.

mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2017 at 7:38 am

I don’t hesitate to tell a yammering dog to shut up especially in a parking lot where the owner is often sitting there waiting for someone with a window rolled down while their dog is yapping it up at every person that walks by. I just yell SHUT UP!. Freaks the moron owners out. Sometimes they yell something back about leaving their dogs alone. I tell them to shut up. I’m not a rude person by nature but large parking lots at stores have become nightmares. You step out of your car and can be assaulted or attempted assault by a dog going berserk in the car next to you or every few steps. Dogs on long leashes in stores and the stupid owners who think everyone just can’t wait to have the filthy thing jump on them and start licking.
The same with barking. Let your dog out to bark at 2 AM. IF I can’t sleep neither are you. I’m going to get a blow horn. Call the cops on me I’ll counter file a complaint on you for starting the problem by refusing to control your dogs noise pollution.
The trouble is we wait for do nothing animal control officers to enforce the rules. By all means report barking dogs and insist on reports. They are part of the evidence you’ll need if you ever decide to sue. Record record record. These cases are winning in courts where judges have to at least follow the law and evidence. If you have real evidence the dog owner is going to owe out of pocket. Their dogs may still bark but you can screw up their lives with liens on property, garnishment and dinging their credit. If they rent go after the landlord and make sure they’re getting copies of the complaints you’re filing as you go along. Get the offenders evicted.
I made the horrible mistake of thinking that since our worst offenders were my MIL/FIL and my SIL that family would eventually respect each others basic rights. NOPE. Instead they acted like we were troublemakers since they moved their dogs to a part of their property where they couldn’t hear them but we were in the direct line of fire for decades. When we told my SIL/BIL we were now recording and planning to sue. the dogs vanished. So the lesson here is don’t be the good guy when you can’t sleep for days, weeks, months or years or watch TV without CC or enjoy any aspect of your home because of dog noise pollution. When confronted with real consequences instead of training the dogs they got rid of them. If they really felt they were doing nothing wrong they would have said go ahead and record and take pictures of my dogs standing in the road blocking traffic and running out and being aggressive to anyone that walks down the road…
Understand that had we been doing half of what they were they would have been all over us for disturbing Them. Such is the mentality of dog owners since they called AC over a neighbor with a barking dog. How rich is that.

Cjhb September 18, 2017 at 12:58 pm

I HATE DOGS,yes ALL OF THEM!! I am sick of neighbors dogs coming into my yard and killing my cats.It has happened here 4 times all in my own yard. The neigh irs always say they are sorry, but they never do anything with these nasty dogs. I have had it this time. I have already told this neighbor that if the same dogs that my husband caught killing our cat in our yard show u o in my yard and I catch them they will get them back dead! Just like our cat.

mfatpony@aol.com September 18, 2017 at 6:54 pm
Wayne Webb September 20, 2017 at 8:56 am

Cjhb…..and I’d bet that this neighbor mouthed off some kind of threat after you told them that. Mine did.

DogsNeedToGoAWAY September 20, 2017 at 11:43 am

I was on the beach this past weekend and some asshat’s loose dog approached us as we were sitting on a rock, enjoying the beautiful surf..All the sudden, big, ugly, loose dog approaches..Idiot owner at least 100 yards away..I got my pepper spray out, pointed it at the beast and yelled for it to get the eff away from us..The dumb bitch come over and i scream at her to get her effing dog away from me..I told her she was a jerk for letting a loose dog on the beach( no dogs are allowed on state beaches in Nh..)She says because it is ” off season” she thought it was ok..She was breaking two laws, no dogs on beach and no loose dogs in town..She didn’t give a shit and looked at us like were crazy..She couldn’t even get hold of the beast to leash it..The very next day, some moronic woman is jogging down the beach with a loose, giant dog..Again, i get the spray out and start yelling like a maniac..This moron finally got the picture and put the POS on a leash..These nutters are out of control….Dog owners are the most inconsiderate people on the planet..

Cjh September 20, 2017 at 1:22 pm

I don’t care who raises them or how they do it. Dogs are just natural born killers

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Anna September 20, 2017 at 5:52 pm

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ME OMG IVE WAITED FOR THIS FOR SOOO LONG.

dogsfromhell September 22, 2017 at 5:57 am

MFP Haha!. That is disgusting. I hardly see the dog crap actually making it into the bag every time. I visualize the idiot dog chasing its’ tail to get the thing off. Leave it to dog nutters to spend their days obsessing about dog shit. Then the guy attaches the clip to his pants pocket after it was basically on his dogs bung hole. Wow this is incredible. It just never occurs to nutters not to get a dog in the first place. Problem solved.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/piqapoo/piqapoo-collecting-your-dogs-poo-so-you-dont-have

mfatpony@aol.com September 22, 2017 at 6:51 am

DFH. not only are dogs disgusting but so is carrying around a bag of crap no matter how you package it. Once dog owners usually lived in a house with a yard and the dog crapped there and either they did or did not clean up their foul mess. Now non home owners spend part of their day looking for a place for their dog to crap or someplace to hurl the bag of crap. What a wonderful morning they must all have , a steaming bag o crap to go with a steaming cup of coffee…I guess in the winter it could double as a hand warmer. Maybe we should make some mutt-crap-mittens on a kick starter.
I scoop my cat boxes daily. disposable glove into poo into the bin. How the heck does anyone really cope living with large dogs and no yard. I’ve seen it. houses and apartments crap and pee stained.
Maybe they can clip that think on the dogs rear end before leaving for work in the morning.

Just Not a fan of Dogs September 23, 2017 at 3:13 pm

Lololol. Look at this facebook post. Partiality at best. all animals are equal but some are more equal than others…https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155253688911636&id=13312631635&ref=content_filter

If link not working, here’s the main article (http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/bali-tourists-eating-dog-meat-unknowingly-undercover-investigation-consumed-chicken-satay-a7797121.html)

dogsfromhell September 23, 2017 at 7:33 pm

Right because doggers think their beast is elite among all animals. Its the sacred dog. If they were truly the animal lovers they imagine themselves to be they would be vegan. I wouldn’t want to eat a dog because they are bottom feeders just like shell fish which I stay away from, but don’t have a problem with humans consuming dog or any other animal that is humanely killed.

dogsfromhell September 23, 2017 at 7:45 pm

MFP Where I live there are lots of jerks who routinely come down my street with their mutt in tow, allowing it to dump on anyone’s front lawn without shame. I told one creep to move along as her dog started sniffing around the tree out front. Her reply was, ” He can go anywhere he wants as long as I clean it up”. To which I replied, “Not on my private property you don’t”. She looked at me like a deer in the headlights but hasn’t been back. I’m still processing the reasoning of a nutter who actually believes this is ok. I told another one that if he couldn’t afford a yard then he couldn’t afford a dog and that other people’s property is not his dog’s toilet. He marches it down the block now and watches it dump on the the strip of grass near our parking lot. It’s both comical and horrifying to watch them, watch it, crouch and publicly defecate. I can’t believe this takes place in a civilized society!

mfatpony@aol.com September 23, 2017 at 8:14 pm

DFH. Isn’t that the real issue. The dog nutters think that everyone else should accommodate their mutts toilet habits. Yes I can fully believe that a dog nut would think they can use anyone’s private property as a crapatorium for their dog. Remember this is the same grouping of people who think it’s ok to let their dog crap on someone’s grave.

Cat person September 24, 2017 at 7:51 am

Ummm, excuse me but it’s DOGS killing cats. I have never heard of a cat killing a dog. And you do have to understand that there is a REAL FEAR of dogs. They have unpredictable behavior and you never know what they might do. There must be dog people WHINING and COMPLAINING about this post but it does feel good to vent because none of my friends understand how I feel.

Christian Woods September 24, 2017 at 8:23 am

thought of you guys when i watched this with Hemy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFa8HOdegZA I actually had to be saved from a vicious dog when we were visiting Durban last week. otherwise the trip was amazing.

Christian Woods September 24, 2017 at 8:28 am

on the subject of that trip to Africa, another dog story was when we got back fro South Africa into Winnipeg, we were taking the shuttle from the airport to our hotel (if you know where Canad Inns Polo Park is located then you know how long of a drive it is via shuttle), and a large dog was let on th eshuttle. th eonly reason we didn’t change shuttles is because Hemy and I were tired as hell, we just spent almost a full day gettin ghome, and we still had a long buss ride back up North ahead of us, so we said F it.
We regretted that decisino as the dog moved around too much and was barking at every damn little thing.
When Hemy screamed at it to shut up, the owner was like, “oh Dax is just talking to the cars, because he’s smar!”
B*** we just flew frmo Durban all the way to Winnipeg, we’re both tired as hell, we both have a 12 hour buss trip up north (6 hour non-stop drive but busses always have to stop and pick up and drop off people), and we don’t want to deal with your dog! that’s litterally what I said and we both got kicked off the shuttle and our bags were pitched off. so we had to taxi the rest of the way. yeah, welcome back to Canada guys!

mfatpony@aol.com September 24, 2017 at 9:01 am

I would have told them their dog was as dumb as a box of rocks and to shut the damn thing up.

Christian Woods September 24, 2017 at 3:03 pm

@mfatpony@aol.com the saddest thing is that we were the ones who got kicked off the shuttle.

dogsfromhell September 24, 2017 at 6:31 pm
dogsfromhell September 25, 2017 at 3:07 am
Wayne Webb September 25, 2017 at 6:29 am

Gosh, but don’t “Blue” look “sweet”. [[Gag]]

mfatpony@aol.com September 25, 2017 at 7:05 am

DFH you know the right to crap anywhere ” if we pick it up” which of course you know only happens if you are watching. There is a mentality that dogs have a right to bark. Yes we kept our craphound quiet all night and now it has a right to infringe on your morning by making up for lost time…nope don’t think so.
No where in the current AC ordinance does it say anything about your dog has a right to bark during the day. And I don’t think there is a law allowing anyone or anything to crap on your property if they clean it up. Let your dog crap in your yard or house if you don’t have a yard and are too lazy to haul your backsides to one of those dog parks built on public land.

mfatpony@aol.com September 25, 2017 at 10:11 am

Christian Woods- you should talk to a lawyer.

E.F September 26, 2017 at 9:14 am

John J Cardella, I personally HATE cats second to dogs, and I consider it an insult for people to assume that I like cats just because I hate dogs, I understand where you’re at though. Just don’t be as crazy as dog nutters yah’ hear!

mfatpony@aol.com September 26, 2017 at 1:44 pm

I love cats, hate dogs but I don’t expect anyone to have to deal with my life choices. My cats are indoors. They do not roam, cause property damage or like dogs yowl all night and sometimes all day.
This really isn’t about dogs because if you hate them. or cats you aren’t required by law to own one. The issue always goes back to the people who have something they shouldn’t and expect everyone else to accommodate them for it
I see the same issues with people on welfare expanding their family and expecting the tax payer to pony up the funds to pay for their personal choices.
Personal responsibility for a dog owner would be having a yard that would contain their beast and scraping their backsides out of bed or off the sofa when the thing starts yammering. Personal responsibility is a day to day follow through of what you need to do for your family and to remain an acceptable human being to co workers and neighbors. Now it’s acceptable to vilify someone who complains about your anti social behavior that wrecks someone else’s right to enjoy their home. Read the forums. Pet owners dog and cat whine when neighbors complain the noise, the stink and the feces all over their property. Neighbors who complain are anti-social.
What dog owners do is no different than someone who plays loud music, races a car engine at 2AM for hours on end or any number of activities some people dream up to pass the time with no consideration that they may be disturbing someone else. I still hear people in diners screaming in their cell phones. Without fail I find dog owners the most ANTI SOCIAL miscreants you will ever meet.

Wayne Webb September 26, 2017 at 2:04 pm

What dog owners do is let their “sweet” “fur baby” do things that would put THEM in jail. But it’s socially acceptable in our culture to excuse the dog. So when the neighbor’s pit bull, comes over in your yard and rips your child’s throat out and disembowels him/her, no charges are filed half the time and immediately the excuses come;. “I just don’t knwo what happened because “Bane”, or “Cujo” NEVER showed any aggression before.” When all the while these lunatics are told time and time again that these fricking things are KILLING people. “oh, but you don’t understand, that’s stereotyping my sweet LOVING doggie. Yes, they are antisocial miscreants: they love their filthy puke-licking predator more than they love their own children, let alone yours. Ok, rant over.

mfatpony@aol.com September 26, 2017 at 2:56 pm

Wayne Webb- Pit bulls in all their forms and clever names for the breed are excused because it’s racist to shoot the damn thing after it kills the baby. You have heard nothing until a full blown pitter informs you that hating pit bulls is racist. Yes doggy racism.
There was a case a few years ago where a parents pits attacked the children and the parent let the children go to foster care rather than get rid of the dog. I’m not sure it was true but understand parents LIE when pitty bites the baby.

Wayne Webb September 27, 2017 at 7:10 am

Yes, these people have gone completely insane.

Had Enough w/Canines September 28, 2017 at 3:24 am

Why is it that the manufacturer of items food or otherwise is responsible if it is determined their product led to the injury or death of an individual but the owner of (specifically) a pit bull is not?

Is it because pit bulls are people, too?

mfatpony@aol.com September 28, 2017 at 5:24 am

Had Enough w/Canines-The thinking about pit bulls is so convoluted you can’t really wrap your mind around it.
Pit Bulls are the maulers and killers of humans yet pit bull nutties will fall back on bite statistics. Out on a limb here but my guess is the majority of dog bites are within the family unit and never reported. But indeed some dogs do have a higher bite statistic. Of course if you bring up pit bulls and all their ilk actually kill humans the nutters then run to other statistics like more people die in car accidents.
Pit Bulls have become symbolic to the real nuts in our society that see the need to eradicate these breeds in the same light as Hitler marching the Jewish people into the camps for extinction. Again a normal person would just go WHAT !!! Are you insane. But no the nutters see hating pit bulls as racist. Therefore when one should be put down for mauling its picking on the breed and you end up with the dog that mauled a child like good old Mickey being a hero. Note they have eradicated the mauling of the child from their page. Kevin who?
In fact it’s becoming common thinking that whatever a dog does is natural. Another concept that is actually true the issue is we’re supposed to accept the results of the dogs actions as natural. It’s natural for dogs to kill cats. You can find that everywhere. Prey driven breeds will indeed kill cats. That doesn’t mean your dogs behavior is acceptable legally. There are pages and FB pages explaining how to keep a child from being bitten. And they all circle the wagons on the thinking if the dog bites it’s the child’s fault. If you get bitten you must have done something to make doggy feel threatened.
Note there are some places in the US that are trying to overturn anti barking laws. It’s anti dog you know.
Most interesting I know a lot of dog owners who are fed up with the current trends. They don’t even want to hear their own dogs yammering on and on let alone every dog in the hood.
Pit Nuttery is the insane branch of the Church of the Dog.

mfatpony@aol.com September 30, 2017 at 5:46 am
mfatpony@aol.com September 30, 2017 at 5:59 am

https://www.certapet.com/how-a-fake-emotional-support-animal-letter-ruined-my-vacation/

The comment section is a real read of how people get their fake ESA dogs. Oh and the entitlement to have one.

dogsfromhell October 1, 2017 at 6:50 pm

Nutter alert in section I Hate My Dog! It’s a pretty tedious read but wow a peek inside the mind of a dog nut. I am still processing it hahaha!

Had Enough w/Canines October 2, 2017 at 4:56 am

Jeez! DFH, I like your response.
I watched my next door neighbor whack his chocolab just because he would not sit, and he saw me watching. He doesn’t do this when the dumb thing barks at nothing. Of course, he also walks the dog then makes his partner go out and clean up after it. So, I guess he’s a sicko.

mfatpony@aol.com October 2, 2017 at 6:34 pm

We had the day off together and stopped at a chain burger joint on the way shopping and halfway through my meal some jerk walks in with his fake SD in a filthy vest and plops down behind me the mutt then sprawled all over the floor making it impossible for anyone to even walk through. He was right behind me so I simply told my husband I’d lost my appetite got up shot a dirty look at the filthy beast and left. Who the hell wants a heaving panting filthy pos dog panting behind them while they eat.

dogsfromhell October 4, 2017 at 4:56 am

mfp I had my first experience with an alleged ESD on a plane in Aug. The beast was dragged on with a couple sitting in front of me and was on the floor so its rear end and legs were under the seat where my feet would be. I had no space to stretch my legs and I certainly could put my belongs under the seat as they would become contaminated with dander. I had some chewing gum to help with your ears popping so I chewed piece after piece and discreetly chucked it under the seat so the animal would be deterred by the smell of mint. It did move after some time but it was repulsive to me to be in a confined space with an allergen factory. Next time I’m going to sprinkle pepper on my shoes and the bottom of my pant legs in the event I have to be seated near one of these loathsome creatures.

Had Enough w/Canines October 4, 2017 at 7:10 am

I checked and found out 00 airlines have domestic flights (USA) that do not allow dogs/cats in the seating area. It falls to you to tell them you have an allergy or whatnot before boarding so that YOU can change planes, in which case YOU would pay a change fee.

I would like to fly some day, never have before. Unless I claim I have Tourette’s and yell out obscenities at the offenders with ESD’s I have no recourse. Wow, their disability outranks mine every time.

dogsfromhell October 5, 2017 at 5:27 pm

They don’t really have disabilities. They are selfish unethical bung holes who can’t leave home without their come to life stuffed animal at the expense of others.

mfatpony@aol.com October 6, 2017 at 6:30 am

I see about 1 SD a week. The rest are blatant fakes. ESA are not Service Dogs and have no rights under the ADA when it comes to public access. Airlines and other public use transportation have simply caved to the insanity. Remember originally most SD were seeing eye or true assistance dogs before motorized wheelchairs were accessible to most people. Some dogs do provide a vital service. Most are just smelly untrained nasty dirty crap covered filth bags invading your personal space. I pity landlords who have sneaky unethical renters who foist their right to destroy private property when most of them can’t afford to pay their damn rent without the taxpayer chipping in but they can get their ESA and force a landlord to watch their property be destroyed with little to no recourse.
As I pointed out to my husband that so called SD at DQ would have been under the table not in the middle of the floor if it were a true SD. It’ was just a better trained smelly crap hound than most. I could smell the disgusting thing.

Had Enough w/Canines October 6, 2017 at 6:48 am

I believe the airlines accommodate these creatures because of the lawsuits from the death of pets that were previously in the cargo hold that died. The airlines are just trying to save their “bung holes” as you put it. So they get a free pass and human passengers must endure.

I think a lawsuit that woman is filing is rather appropriate, don’t you?

dogsfromhell October 6, 2017 at 7:19 am

http://www.kvia.com/crime/criminal-complaints-parents-of-boy-mauled-to-death-used-his-fear-of-dogs-as-discipline/632355608

This is one of the saddest, most horrific, things I have ever read. This is why dog nutters buying aggressive dogs should be subject to a sociopath examination. We already know nutters bully others with their dogs but to terrorize their own child is beyond comprehension. Then the child’s worse fears become real when he was killed by these demons. These parents deserve the death penalty by dog.

dogsfromhell October 6, 2017 at 7:23 am

And you can bet money at least one was a pit.

dogsfromhell October 6, 2017 at 6:35 pm

http://fox40.com/2017/10/05/service-dog-attacked-by-fake-service-dog-on-the-sacramento-light-rail/

It’s going to take the disabled community advocating for service dogs to be regulated. No group is more proactive than the blind. I hope this helps beat the drum.

mfatpony@aol.com October 6, 2017 at 6:56 pm

DFH fake SDs are ruining it for the few people who need and rely on a canine. Those dogs are highly trained and you can spot them in an instant. It’s not just obedience it is their demeanor. They have been literally mentally broken to be subservient and non aggressive even if another dog attacks them. You would think the doggers would be having fits over the training needed to make one of their dog gods a complete and total slave.
All the rest of the SD and ESD nonsense is to try and make the worthless mutt in the shelter look like it has a purpose in life. Nothing is sicker than handing out stray pit bulls from the pound to vets with PTSD and calling the ESA and SDs.

dogsfromhell October 8, 2017 at 5:03 am

mfp – spot on!

BarefootLeftist October 8, 2017 at 3:44 pm

They say dogs are mans best freind, but it seems we owe our lives to cats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqOzTh2pjEw

mfatpony@aol.com October 11, 2017 at 2:20 pm

If dog is your best friend you’re a loser.

Wayne Webb October 12, 2017 at 8:13 am

About 99.9% of neighbor troubles have been over dogs because it appears to be a diehard tradition that your dog can go anywhere it wants, whenever it wants. One neighbor’s dog, a male chow, attacked our beagle in our own yard, had her down on her back with it’s jaws locked around her throat. I ran the dang thing off, it came back again and growled at our 9yo son on our own front porch. That same month, a little 9yo boy in our town had his throat ripped out by a pit bull(yes, he died). So when the fricking chow came back I blew its guts out with a hunting rifle(yes, it died). The dog’s owner then came on my property, took a swing at me and threatened me. Another neighbor’s dog came over and growled at me in my own yard, another neighbor’s bulldog killed my little girl’s rabbit. i could go on and on. Then this morning there were two bulldogs, I have never seen before, eyeing my sheep from just outside my driveway. it never ends. Did I mention that I hate dogs? Intensely.

mfatpony@aol.com October 12, 2017 at 3:01 pm

Wayne Webb-Man have I been where you are. They move to the country and think they can let their crap hounds out to run free and bark endlessly. IN fact most of them. My SIL being one them are the most negligent pet owners you’ll ever meet but take a swing or shot and puppy and all hell breaks loose. Oh don’t touch my precious doggy woggy puppy we love it like our own baby. I mean WTF. See the dogs have no real value to these kinds of idiots except for the power they try and exert over your personal space and right to live in peace and quiet and be able to go to the trash can without being fully armed. If my SIL doesn’t like me going outside with a golf club she can keep her NEW worthless craphound where it belongs.

Jaime October 14, 2017 at 10:03 pm

My partner would say to stop demonising my dog if I said boo to it! I couldn’t say anything about the dog without insulting him, it was so irritating!

Jaime October 15, 2017 at 3:26 am

Omg it’s not just me!!! My partner used to let his filthy Labrador sleep with him, and I stopped that quick smart, then eventually I kicked the mutt out of my room completely after I was sick of it biting scratching licking and slurping all night every night, and the constant hair and dirt gave me hay fever!!!

Jaime October 15, 2017 at 3:33 am

I totally understand you there! My partners dog is a Labrador and it’s the most jealous greedy disgusting disobedient dog! If I go near my partner he tries to get in between us! I despise this dog so much that when my partner isn’t around and it comes near me I kick it, but not enough to hurt it just so it knows stay away from me!!!😡

Chris Mills October 18, 2017 at 11:15 pm

How anyone could hate an innocent animal? Maybe you hate owners of the dogs that do not teach them right! My husband seems to hate my dog because it gaurds me! They say animals know who is good in their hearts. I hate people. I feel sorry for these sad people that can’t respect or know true loyalty, sad. But stick to your brat kids and your human friends that will steal and stab you in the back. Your humans that will shoot you and your kids faces off. The workd would be such a beautiful place without people, so happy not to have kids. Maybe if people would be responsible with animals not over breeding as well as people we might stop hating this world and everything in it!

Wayne Webb October 19, 2017 at 7:17 am

Just saw my wife;s registered mini schnauzer greedily devouring a steaming pile of gooey sheep feces. He had his whole muzzle buried in it, going to town on it, scarfing it up like it was chocolate pudding. Yum Yum. You can spend thousands on a pedigreed pooch, have it bathed, manicured, and perfumed, with it’s coat primped to perfection, ribbons in its hair and in a tutu and I can guarantee that if you turn the thing loose on my farm, it will be slurping puke and eating crap in a minute or less. Did i mention; I hate dogs?

mfatpony@aol.com October 20, 2017 at 1:21 pm

Look up shit eating and dogs. Dog owners consider it normal to have a house pet that eats crap and then licks them and their children all over the face. Dogs are a manmade degenerate species. Nature would have finished wiping them out of the tree of life if man hadn’t let them scavenge on their own shit and offal. Not all extinction is bad sometimes its more like a good cleansing. The dog in modern life with only a few exceptions is worthless. Realistically all domestic pets are non contributing. The issue of course always comes back to the slovenly owners who for reasons of their own mental capacity think anyone and everyone wants to see, hear and smell their filthy beast.
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dogsfromhell October 20, 2017 at 5:01 pm

Chris,

Your reasoning is classic dog nuttery. hahahaha!

mfatpony@aol.com October 20, 2017 at 7:05 pm

DFH as I have said before if your dog is your best friend you’re a pitiful human being.
I dislike dogs on top of despising their degenerate owners. I am sick of hearing about innocent dogs. They are neither guilty or innocent they act on instinct. All of which is repulsive from the resource guarding of their food source ( mistaken for love and devotion) right down to their crap sucking mouths all over everything and everyone. Nature was on the right track sadly man interfered and enslaved them for his own purpose.
DFH I have seen 5 blind human beings in the past week and not one of them had a SD. All had human companions and their cane. On the other hand I have seen countless fake SDs and ESA being paraded as SDs. All of them ill behaved, smelly and dirty panting and soliciting attention from everyone.

dogsneedtogoaway October 21, 2017 at 1:07 pm

Chris,
It is people like yourself who make us hate dogs..You put a stinking, filthy, shit eating animal above your fellow human being..I agree a lot of people in this world are jerks, most of those jerks happen to be dog owners..I am happy to hear you despise children, this means your ignorance will not be perpetuated onto another generation. Thank you..

dogsfromhell October 21, 2017 at 3:17 pm

The public needs to become educated about “emotional support” mutts. This is not the same as a service dog. Why do people who own dogs believe they are so entitled? Technology for the blind now includes a white cane with a talking GPS for mobility

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/breakthroughs-2

mfatpony@aol.com October 22, 2017 at 7:51 am

DFH people who need assistance to move freely will start shedding their SD dogs in favor of the true freedom of movement they’re looking for. There are some functions a SD can fulfill but they are becoming fewer not increasing in number. Unless you listen to the blithering dog shows on cable/dish and the continuing effort to make sure everyone has a recycled meat grinder lurking at their feet.

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