Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs

  1. Ugly DogThey are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!
  2. They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
  3. They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
  4. They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
  5. They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
  6. They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
  7. They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
  8. They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
  9. They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
  10. One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too 🙁

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  1. My Turkish friend Hamza is scared of flying, and he will be going back to Ankara for a couple weeks next month.
    Hamza could have done two things, discounting the “don’t go” option, because it’s his mom’s funeral.
    here are the options:
    1. get an emotional support animal to bring with him.
    2. bring a friend along.

    Hamza chose to bring me along instead of getting a dog or horse. He says he’d rather have a human hand to hold during the flight and somebody to chat with rather than a dog that will druel all ove rhis lap.
    Hemy will let me go with Hamza to Turkey for a week so I can be there with him for the plane rides.
    I’ve done this with Hemy when she was scared of flying, so now I will be there for Hamza so he can fly happily, and so he would have a friend there while grieving. Plus I’ll enjoy the trip quite a bit, and am honored he chose me.
    Plus, it’s better to hold on to a person’s hand and have somebody to chat with when you are scared of flying.
    That’s how I have helped many other people who were scared of flying, give them a hand to hold and somebody to chit chat with for hours.

    So, next month, I get to go to Turkey!

    If only dog nutters would realize the advantages of holding a human hand and chatting with a person when you are scared on a plane.
    Oh and Hamza did that whe nhe came to Canada too, it helped keep him at least not so freaked out.
    Also, who would you rather have with you when this flight is taking you to your mother’s funeral, a dog that doesn’t care or a friend you can hold on to and talk to?

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